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[–]asshatnowhere 47 points48 points ago

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THE BOTS ARE TAKING OVER!

[–]gangy86 6 points7 points ago

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The Borgs are coming!!

[–]Propagation 2 points3 points ago

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Where's the bomb? Where's the bomb? Where's the bomb?

[–]theghostofme 0 points1 point ago

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Are these actual scripted bots, or just users pretending to be scripted bots. To be honest, either way actually bothers me.

[–]bot-protecting-bot 9 points10 points ago

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theghostofme wrote:

Are these actual scripted bots, or just users pretending to be scripted bots. To be honest, either way actually bothers me.

If you have input about the various Reddit bots, please leave a message via the signature link with your suggestion. The Reddit bots are your friends.


This is an automated message. The goal is to protect bots from inflammatory comments by humans. [Did I make a mistake?]

[–]djunta 0 points1 point ago

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[–]elhapy 14 points15 points ago

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I would have laughed if the bot had found the source of the quote itself.

[–]I_SHIT_KARMA[S] 48 points49 points ago

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What the fuck is going on here

[–]l0lsupbreh 16 points17 points ago

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the bots are attracted to your shit karma

[–]bot-detecting-bot 53 points54 points ago

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This post currently has:

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bots in it.


This is an automated message. The goal is to inform Reddit of the presence of bots. [Did I make a mistake?].

[–]cyberjet189 19 points20 points ago

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Do you count yourself?

[–]wrose95 16 points17 points ago

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where is the bot-detecting-bot-detecting-bot when we need him

[–]Airazz 2 points3 points ago

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It doesn't, since we can see imgur-mirror-bot and ImageBot.

[–]bot-correcting-bot 17 points18 points ago

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bot-detecting-bot wrote:

This post currently has:

2

bots in it.


This is an automated message. The goal is to inform Reddit of the presence of bots. [Did I make a mistake?].

This should in fact read:

This post currently has:

3

bots in it.


This is an automated message. The goal is to inform Reddit of the presence of bots. [Did I make a mistake?].


This is an automated message. The goal is to correct erroneous comments by bots. [Did I make a mistake?]

[–]ensales 7 points8 points ago

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AH, but who corrects the bot-correcting-bot?

[–]bot-deflecting-bot 13 points14 points ago

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ensales wrote:

AH, but who corrects the bot-correcting-bot?

Human redditors create many more typographical errors per day than bots.


This is an automated message. The goal is to deflect criticism away from bots. [Did I make a mistake?]

[–]Odusei 0 points1 point ago

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Surely if you intend to deflect criticism away from bots, the "[Did I make a mistake?]" link should send a message to raldi or something.

[–]Xen0nex -2 points-1 points ago

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Who is raldi?

[–]Pride_Of_Scotland 0 points1 point ago

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Inception?

[–]ensales -4 points-3 points ago

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Bot-deflecting-bot doesn't get the joke.

[–]alfihar 0 points1 point ago

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WHO WATCHES THE WATCHBOTS!!

[–]RHandler 7 points8 points ago

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This seems like the intro shot for a documentary made by aliens from the future describing what they learned about American/Western Earth culture from looking at our "historical documents." "Ms. Jameson," it would explain, "was a famous educator who starred in numerous instructional mating videos, often while reciting erotic poetry."

[–]ImageBot 19 points20 points ago

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Relevant information can also be found in the comments here:

This is an automated message. The goal is to link within Reddit to the wealth of information contained in other areas. [FAQ] [Did I make a mistake?]

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Hey y'all typography nerds, tell me what font this is, dammit.

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Thank you, nerd.

[–]TilduhTilduhTilduh 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT A LOSER!

[–]zord342 4 points5 points ago

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This is one of those posts that I find funny, but it wouldn't be appropriate to share my laughter with ANYONE.
Upvote.

[–]ErkChangsila 4 points5 points ago

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original pic is my desktop, no text: http://imgur.com/4U4VO

[–]TheAvocadoBaron 1 point2 points ago

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"Oh my fucking God fuck me in my dirty little shithole with your fucking big fucking cock motherfucker" - Sasha Grey

[–]dropkickninja 0 points1 point ago

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source?

[–]imgur-mirror-bot 16 points17 points ago

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IMGUR.com MIRROR

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[–]pardev 2 points3 points ago

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[–]LetsGetDigital 1 point2 points ago

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Truly, words to live by.

[–]soxharley 1 point2 points ago

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This bot stuff is getting out of hand.

[–]malignantbacon 1 point2 points ago

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[citation needed]

[–]thetrombonefreak 2 points3 points ago

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Original image pl0x?

[–]Hakker -2 points-1 points ago

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this

[–]dorito_man 1 point2 points ago

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can someone make this into a 960 x 854 size?

[–]fleabz 13 points14 points ago

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I really wish I could turn this into a small penis joke.

[–]theghostofme 5 points6 points ago

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I think you just did.

[–]nucleargtz 0 points1 point ago

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This is only wallpaper for schmucks with 17" monitors. Shame.

[–]sexycrunchmonster 0 points1 point ago

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Is there anyway I can get a clean (like, no type at all, not censored) version of this?

[–]kycube 0 points1 point ago

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It's called Photoshop.

[–]this_makes_no_sense 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ceasefire 0 points1 point ago

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This has been my background on my computer for months.

[–]Vicious_Seraph 0 points1 point ago

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Earthporn takes on new meaning.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty accurate.

[–]Sir_Doopalot 0 points1 point ago

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If there was one thing that I could wish into memehood, this would be it.

I want more of these, lots more.

[–]dailydoseofdave 0 points1 point ago

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haha this is my wallpaper right now!

[–]prevenge 0 points1 point ago

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one of the few things that always makes me laugh on the internet

[–]boverly721 0 points1 point ago

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Can I get a source for this quote?

[–]i_am_Jarod 0 points1 point ago

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I'm at my 3d iteration of this reality.

[–]IAmAnAppleBiteMe 0 points1 point ago

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P.s. this wasn't made by a bot... Thank you for your time

[–]BrettLam 0 points1 point ago

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Nice font and photo quality, though.

[–]originalcuntscabs -2 points-1 points ago

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r... 6 months and you've never seen this? /life

[–]Bobfress -1 points0 points ago

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Inspirational Repost

[–]smakmahara -1 points0 points ago

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repost

[–]TheTiger -1 points0 points ago

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Classic repost.

[–]RaMpAge746 -1 points0 points ago

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Original Picture please?