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[–]silverbackjack 6 points7 points ago

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Similar thing happened to me. I was watching a gangster movie in 3D and got shot in the arm...

[–]I_LOVE_SHARK_WEEK 6 points7 points ago

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there's 3d pornos? O.O

[–]G_Julius_Caesar 7 points8 points ago

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Fake, repost, and very ghey.

[–]renob151 3 points4 points ago

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shakes head in disbelief.....

[–]simbunch 2 points3 points ago

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I watched Up in 3D and got high. Technology these days...

[–]oedipusanonymous 2 points3 points ago

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kinda like that girl, mary, that told her bf, joseph, that god made her pregnant, eh?

[–]The__Architect 1 point2 points ago

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"A white American"...i stopped reading there.

[–]jknotts 1 point2 points ago

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It's America so she'll probably win the case.

[–]painkillerzman 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking of going out to the movies this weekend with my kids and see Lion King 3d. Man, I'm glad I didn't. Thanks reddit, I narrowly avoided getting my family raped by a lion because of you.

[–]anahnahnah 1 point2 points ago

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It's half true. She just left out the bit about the black guy up to his nuts in guts while she was watching the porn.

[–]Gauss_Euler 1 point2 points ago

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Is this the same lady that was pregnant of seven months meting her husband coming home from Iraq having been gone 11 months at the airport.

Sorry for the bad english, swedish.

[–]Stevocate 0 points1 point ago

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what is this i dont even

[–]yest 0 points1 point ago

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I opened this thread just to see coments... if this is true.. omfg i even dot want to go there...

[–]travisncs 0 points1 point ago

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Onion?

[–]leiferic 0 points1 point ago

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What an absolute scumbag

[–]MrLewisC93 0 points1 point ago

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shes iver the worlds best lier or he is the biggest fucking idiot.

[–]simbunch 1 point2 points ago

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Both.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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What's any better reason than this to explain things to her husband? Without a divorce.

[–]manset -1 points0 points ago

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Raposte.