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[–]Metatrain 81 points82 points ago

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Misleading. Everyone knows true redditors burst into flames upon contact with direct sunlight.

[–]sheleftmalfoy 69 points70 points ago

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At least they don't sparkle.

[–]KingToasty 2 points3 points ago

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Thank god I live in Vancouver.

[–]TheCodexx 1 point2 points ago

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We have to pump our sunlight in from the surface.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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Waterskiing should be "A Day as Mr. Slave"

[–]Evenged7x 5 points6 points ago

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poor lemmywinks...

[–]Got_Engineers 14 points15 points ago

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THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE "ENGINEER" YOU BASTARD!

[–]Count_Everest 46 points47 points ago

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Surely any hardened Reddit user is several shades paler than that guy

[–]bubbleuj 16 points17 points ago

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But I'm Indian!

[–]Count_Everest 16 points17 points ago

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Indian Schmindian. No time for excuses pal. You're clearly not spending enough time on Reddit.

[–]bubbleuj 5 points6 points ago

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Sob I'll get better, but I'll need your support. Can you handle this responsibility?

[–]Count_Everest 5 points6 points ago

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You've actually made me feel some semblance of guilt. Kudos. ..and don't worry, we'll have you pasty, internet white in no time.

Reddit isn't going anywhere, and i suspect, nor are you!

[–]bubbleuj 0 points1 point ago

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I have midterms and my brain needs to sleep. So no, I'm not going anywhere. /sigh/

The sun...reddit is the best sunscreen in the world.

[–]lowswaga 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that equivalent to being British these days?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Paler implies that you still have pigment. I'm translucent.

[–]nobodyspecial 16 points17 points ago

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These are my tan lines

[–]Blackcat008 0 points1 point ago

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fuck, I came here to post this

[–]Etab 20 points21 points ago

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aka Reddit's favorite repost

[–]allswellinhell 8 points9 points ago

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Bullshit he's been waterskiing. He's heading the summer, mid-day, surfside cast of "Rocky Horror."

[–]StevieBoySwag 3 points4 points ago

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ITS FALL

[–]vuanwo 3 points4 points ago

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I've no idea why but tan lines on a guy are so sexy. to me.

[–]Secrete_Persona 1 point2 points ago

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This is why I only go out in a thong. My friends think I'm crazy.

[–]joriem2 1 point2 points ago

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that engineer is my teacher

[–]PEengineer 1 point2 points ago

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in the original, the pale guy has "engineer" written on top of him.

[–]assholebiker 1 point2 points ago

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I originally saw this 10 years ago when it said "programmer" instead of "redditor". I guess that means it's been updated.

[–]wonderfulmetropolis 1 point2 points ago

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The scuba tan line would most likely be mistaken for a bike tan. <3

[–]ape_cage 1 point2 points ago

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I think this is the first picture I ever saw on the internet.

[–]justanothercommenter 2 points3 points ago

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Preeeeeettttyyyy sure that Reddit guy would be sitting in a chair, naked, with a tissue box nearby.

[–]cheesiestcheese 2 points3 points ago

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Rererererere

[–]winnar72 5 points6 points ago

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The life of an engineer.

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[–]UFEngi88 4 points5 points ago

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Florida computer engineer here. Your statement is false.

[–]ScizRGaming 1 point2 points ago

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[–]webby_mc_webberson 1 point2 points ago

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Carl Sagan said it best; Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

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[–]webby_mc_webberson 0 points1 point ago

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The only time in I was ever in Florida was for a week when I was 13. After the second day my shoulders were so burnt they looked like a well-done pizza. It was a horrible, and terribly painful. But, It was an awesome week! Fuck the pain, I had loads of aloe and it was one of the best times of my life.

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[–]cocorebop 0 points1 point ago

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I have the SCUBA tan lines, but "Working Outside" is a more accurate description of the activity

[–]abryant 0 points1 point ago

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Tennis girl has a man face. Does not match body.

[–]ScottHA 0 points1 point ago

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the reddit guy is too dark

[–]meggamuffyn 0 points1 point ago

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is that andy samberg on the end?

[–]InnOfAsians 0 points1 point ago

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I once got this as a chain letter on my fax machine.

[–]UltraJake 0 points1 point ago

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So it's a good thing, right? Tans like that are awful.

[–]bubba_shubba 0 points1 point ago

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i've seen this for doctors, engineers, architects, etc.

[–]captain_jas_hook 0 points1 point ago

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I have fewer tan lines than any of them, and I'm on Reddit at least four or five times a day...but this is awesome nonetheless.

[–]Sardashhh 0 points1 point ago

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Old

[–]shwooom 0 points1 point ago

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I think we know who's looking best here.

[–]rickamore 0 points1 point ago

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This is old, I saw it eons ago. It said CS instead of reddit though.

[–]meawoppl 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was originally counterstrike.

[–]DeFex 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit: now with 67% less skin cancer!

[–]patefacio 0 points1 point ago

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I started triathlon training this summer. I've got the freakiest tan on my back.

[–]WalrusOnTheRocks 0 points1 point ago

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hey, no tan lines

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The Reddit guy is really diligent about using sunblock. He's seen a lot of posts about cancer. Good for you, Reddit guy!

[–]Conexion 0 points1 point ago

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I'm very curious about the original... There is very clear photoshopping going on behind all the text excluding "Mountain Biking"

[–]Fleshflayer 0 points1 point ago

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God, I hate blatant reposts.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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the first time I saw this I had internet on dialup.

[–]heyitslep 0 points1 point ago

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Was funnier a few years ago when it read "4chan"

[–]voxxy 0 points1 point ago

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i like the original with counterstrike better

[–]xenover 0 points1 point ago

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Why does reddit have a boner ?

[–]heyiambob 0 points1 point ago

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The tennis player looks very odd.

[–]sayrith 0 points1 point ago

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What if you reddit outdoors?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I hate tan lines so, soo much.

[–]Hammered306 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for not making the redditor last.

[–]Gramma42ton 0 points1 point ago

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In the pic I've seen, the guy is a CS player

[–]CantHugEveryCat 0 points1 point ago

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I'll have mountain biking, roller blading and tennis, please.

[–]dachshund 0 points1 point ago

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his legs and torso would blind the camera with the suns rays

[–]casual_shoggoth 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit: Keeping you translucent since 2005.

[–]CheesySauce 0 points1 point ago

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Those are some 90s bikinis.

[–]Charlie_1er 0 points1 point ago

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Student.

[–]reverbs 0 points1 point ago

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Who roller blades anymore?

Seriously, think about it. When was the last time you saw a roller blader?

[–]Dartakattack 1 point2 points ago

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I was driving down the road at about 6:00 the other night with my girlfriend and the kids to go to the store. I saw a someone roller blading and I looked over at my girlfriend and said "Is... She... Rollerblading???"

[–]asagirose 1 point2 points ago

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I do. We still exist!

[–]Gawkz 0 points1 point ago

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Since when do wet suits leave tan lines?

[–]lotlotters 1 point2 points ago

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Since people are white. Aren't you white? I thought everyone here was white

/s

[–]SITGrass 2 points3 points ago

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I am a white person.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Am I the only one who thinks Tan girls are Gross?

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[–]freld 10 points11 points ago

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[–]nrj 10 points11 points ago*

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[–]Thinglingson 2 points3 points ago

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Not for this comment, you won't.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 2 points3 points ago

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I used to see this regularly on StumbleUpon years ago.

[–]louis_xiv42 0 points1 point ago

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The original said "Counter Strike" not reddit. And other have already been made to switch it to reddit.

[–]TaintedSquirrel 0 points1 point ago

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It's also shopped, the original said "Programming" or something.

[–]moongoon 0 points1 point ago

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it said 'Facebook' the first time I saw it.

[–]itsalittleknownfact -3 points-2 points ago

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Enjoy an upvote. I've sported these tan lines since the days of BBS

[–]axisofphilippe -4 points-3 points ago

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That dude's way too skinny to be a redditor.

[–]pearcewg -3 points-2 points ago

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i'm sick and tired of people calling them tan lines.

THEY ARE CANCER LINES!

Get with the program, people!

[–]DonPiano -1 points0 points ago

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ha ha it's funny because it's both new and so seasonally appropriate