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[–]whatyoutalkingabout 11 points12 points ago

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[–]calkiemK 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you, sir! Now that i understand it, I will repost the shit out of it!

[–]ghostqueef 4 points5 points ago

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Attempted re-post.

[–]shawnml2 1 point2 points ago

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One of the more clever ones I've seen. Thanks for posting.

[–]dscdn 1 point2 points ago

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I think I see a crow to the left.

[–]Staying_On_Topic 1 point2 points ago

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Corvid's are considered some of the most intelligent birds on the planet.

Studies on magpies show that they possess self awareness, and many people speculate crows and ravens (cousins of magpies) possess the same cognitive behavior. There have been multiple studies on the intelligence of Crows and Ravens. Most notably in Japan where crows were found to drop nuts on the road to have the shells cracked open by passing cars, waiting for the light to turn red and then swooping down to pick up their meals.

I personally witnessed a large group of ravens in Fort McMurray, Canada working together to get into a large garbage bin. One raven would fly hold the lid open, while the others would get food. They would take turns so that everyone could get their fair share.

Talking Raven http://youtu.be/yFXU7o0fYII

Ruby the Talking Crow http://youtu.be/cgTCoTD3BWI

Terry the Talking Raven http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZyBNWVD70w

Julian the Talking Raven http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Mk445CyME&playnext=1&list=PLF0BEB61D5874D88B

Study on crow intelligence TED talk posted on Reddit some time ago http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhmZBMuZ6vE

Study on crows intelligence http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzEdi074SuQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M52ZVtmPE9g

Talk on crows and ravens given by John Marzluff, he has conducted studies on Crow's being able to recognize human faces. Also they were able to determine that crows are able to pass this knowledge on to their children and other crows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNuQURJJBlE&playnext=1&list=PL7E63F84DDB9E8D03 http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/26/science/26crow.html

[–]comptroller23 1 point2 points ago

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Those are ravens

[–]Hermeias 0 points1 point ago

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It's not a murder when Ravens are involved!

[–]ottoman_jerk 1 point2 points ago

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That's so Raven

[–]timd234 5 points6 points ago

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[–]MAjYQSammi 0 points1 point ago

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THANK YOU! Lol.

[–]thersoiv 0 points1 point ago

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the original " I saw an attempted murder where the thumbnail didn't show was much better.....

[–]Jugemu 0 points1 point ago

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That is the only reason I got the joke this time...

[–]mtheory007 1 point2 points ago

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Nice.

[–]yeshualynn 1 point2 points ago

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i lol'd.

[–]livingroompornstar 0 points1 point ago

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[Chaka Demus]murder tree crows, murrdddeerrr tree crooows[/Chaka Demus]

[–]freedumb23 0 points1 point ago

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I approve of this.

[–]Shallow_Vain 0 points1 point ago

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Very well done sir!

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble 0 points1 point ago

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Your cleverness is much appreciated, friend.

[–]AptSimpsonsQuote 0 points1 point ago

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Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give the Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?

Do they?!

[–]wtfczar 0 points1 point ago

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A manslaughter of crows

[–]please_note 0 points1 point ago

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Repost from months ago... not that it hasn't been reposted since.

[–]Boredofborg 0 points1 point ago

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Very good - Suitably subtle.