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[–]Spazit 37 points38 points ago

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Of all the things I was expecting based on that title, I was not expecting a chicken jacuzzi.

[–]pizzzaboy 1 point2 points ago

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happy cake day!

[–]philosoraptocopter 1 point2 points ago

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No jacuzzi for jakucha

[–]mulberrybushes 0 points1 point ago

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Of all the responses I was expecting, I was not expecting "not expecting a chicken jacuzzi".

[–]Ganjan -2 points-1 points ago

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It just seems like it - arranging dead bodies and taking pictures - is something only serial killers do, just saying. And I did laugh at first, but the more I look at it the more disturbing it becomes.

[–]Spazit 0 points1 point ago

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I kind of get what you're saying, but at the same time chickens aren't dead people.

If we can stuff their ass with stuffing, I think it's ok to let them chill together for a picture.

[–]thecosmos 13 points14 points ago

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all I can imagine is a parallel universe where chickens and humans have traded places. and a giant chicken took a picture of shaved human beheaded corpses he was thawing. and there were tons of chickens all over the internet laughing at the hilarity of the picture.

[–]Natarella 9 points10 points ago

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Salmonella, EVERYWHERE.

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble 1 point2 points ago

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And when you get sick, suck on that cough drop, you know, the one with the jingle like they're singing in the Alps? What is it? "Eeeee-Col-I!!!!!!!"

[–]entropy111 2 points3 points ago

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creepy

[–]aspitzer 4 points5 points ago

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Those chicks look cold. They all have goosebumps.

[–]goniss 1 point2 points ago

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This is the spa trailer they used on the set of Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" music video. Fucking turkey unions.

[–]claivin 1 point2 points ago

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You scared me for a moment...

Thought those were people. O.o

[–]brentose 1 point2 points ago

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I think you mean foul weather.

[–]jeeaudley 1 point2 points ago

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This might turn a few people into vegans

[–]koss2010 1 point2 points ago

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lotta chicks up in this jacuzzi brah

[–]Ganjan 1 point2 points ago

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You know, it's funny until you think about it in terms of those being HEADLESS CORPSES!!

[–]nazguel3536 1 point2 points ago

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This is pretty fucking creepy

[–]string97bean 2 points3 points ago

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Did this take place at a broth-el?

[–]acid_free 3 points4 points ago

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That's not creepy as fuck.

[–]peytusk 1 point2 points ago

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is this too sexy PETA?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Buddy.

HEY.

BUDDY.

Do we have a problem?

[–]brandy1099 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, that's just wrong... it's even more wrong that I laughed at it hehe

[–]tourettesguy54 0 points1 point ago

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That looks so wrong, but feels so right.

[–]MinnesotaBlizzard 0 points1 point ago

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Oh PETA's going to be all over your ass

[–]SAINT_POTPOURRI 0 points1 point ago

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Ok

[–]Emmraur 0 points1 point ago

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At first I didn't get that they were chickens and thought it was all one big freak animal emerging from the sink...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I thought they were headcrabs at first.

[–]mustard_pants 0 points1 point ago

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Salmonella bath for everyone!

[–]dadirtysanchez 0 points1 point ago

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fetch me a brewskie, brah.

[–]elizzybeth 0 points1 point ago

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Alternate Title: Four naked chicks in a hot tub - check it out [NSFW]!

[–]4thelulzes -1 points0 points ago

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Chickens be chillin'

[–]asshatnowhere -1 points0 points ago

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i guess you can say puts on sunglasses those are some hot chicks

[–]mauv -1 points0 points ago

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[–]imTousey -1 points0 points ago

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I wasn't aware they still made whole chickens.

[–]brandy1099 2 points3 points ago

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What freaky farms do you visit that only have partial chickens?