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[–]Estoye 1480 points1481 points ago

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Worst. Horse sitters. Ever.

[–]Situationalatbest 898 points899 points ago

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Killed my horse. Would not recommend.

[–]aminaked 230 points231 points ago

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Would use again when in a bind, but otherwise would not recommend.

[–]DZ302 280 points281 points ago

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This kills the horse.

[–]cuthysmalz2 442 points443 points ago

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Cool who is that hot girl inside Sarah Jessica Parker?

[–]crossower 141 points142 points ago

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At this point you're just beating this horse to death.

[–]Mojotank 73 points74 points ago

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[–]versii 14 points15 points ago

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Jesus christ, what a missed opportunity for Stephany!

[–]heavensclowd 4 points5 points ago

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I developed problem solving and logistic skills during my two years working on the farm, where I dispatched horses and relocated them to a pond.

[–]fapwire[S] 546 points547 points ago

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Update:

This is supposed to be a pagan ritual for birthdays and was posted on two facebook pages of the people in the photos. Apparently the horse has to be over the age of 24 and below the age of 100. That's all I know. I encourage you guys to find more information about this.

[–]DoctorU 214 points215 points ago

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Below the age of 100? You know that's like the equivalent of 400 in human years, right? If a horse lives to be 99, it's going to take a lot more than this to kill it.

[–]Tokimobile 125 points126 points ago

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Horses don't live that old because we kill then and use their body for pagan rituals right after they reach 24, that's a well know fact.

[–]DragonHunter 93 points94 points ago

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Why has nobody else commented about this? 100 year old horse? WTF?

[–]andyrocks 3 points4 points ago

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Maybe it's 100 horse years?

[–]adaminc 610 points611 points ago*

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They are practicing the ritual of Ashvamedha from Vedic Brahaminism. It is a pre-Hinduism religion from the area in and around India.

There is no mating, like how DrakeBishoff described, but there is supposed to a mimicry of copulation. Also, climbing in the body of the horse seems... to not be part of the Ashvamedha ritual, so maybe it is an altered version, or something, very strange to say the least.

Edit: I went through some of my books, and it could be the Equirria, which is a series of ancient Roman holidays, one being Equus October (October 15). They would also sacrifice a horse, supposedly the ritual is close to the Ashvamedha, but it doesn't go into any detail.

I am pretty sure these people have somehow mixed up rituals from multiple religions and are just fucking about.

[–]djmichaelb 744 points745 points ago

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I went through some of my books...

Who are you? Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

[–]thebedshow 188 points189 points ago

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I will check in my fall horse slaughter demon index. I know I left the book here someplace

[–]hermes369 62 points63 points ago

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Tobin's Spirit Guide?

[–]Negative__One 2 points3 points ago

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Unless you have the newly abridged version your argument will be moot.

[–]docmedic 38 points39 points ago

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He/she could also be Wesley or Fred from Angel, Bobby from Supernatural, or one of the Charmed sisters.

On a serious note, you rock.

[–]Boobafett 14 points15 points ago

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I will now read this whole thread in Anthony Stewart Head's voice :) Thank you!

[–]aptadnauseum 41 points42 points ago

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Thank you for a thorough and reasoned response to wtfuck.

[–]cutlerchris 13 points14 points ago

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You know, if I had to perform the ritual of Ashvamedha, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be all giddy as if I'm taking pictures in front of the Cinderellas Castle at Walt Disney World.

[–]ablebodiedmango 140 points141 points ago

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Hindu here. We don't do this shit and we haven't for hundreds of years. When white people decide to break open the old books and find obscure shit like this and then act it out, a single tear falls down my cheek.

[–]soulofaqua 168 points169 points ago

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Wrong kind of Indian there, mate.

[–]Fragsworth 120 points121 points ago

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American Indians can be Hindus too if they want

[–]sodoh 51 points52 points ago

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The guy in that picture wasn't even indian.

[–]highasfuck5ghost 55 points56 points ago

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it's a very tan bruce willis

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Iron Eyes Cody was Italian-American

[–]soulofaqua 5 points6 points ago

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A valid point you have there.

[–]Bunnylisk 135 points136 points ago

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White person here. We don't think Hindu people do this shit. The things white people universally remember about Hinduism is that you don't eat beef and there's some temple where you refuse to kill the rats infesting it because they're sacred. Given that information, I don't think even the stupidest of us are going to think you go around killing horses for a naked photo shoot. To those of us who know nothing about your culture, you're basically hippies that love musicals. As far as stereotypes go that's not half bad.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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we also get you good deals on household items....thank you come again

[–]munificent 23 points24 points ago

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To those of us who know nothing about your culture, you're basically hippies that love musicals.

Also, you all seem to be very good with math and computers.

[–]matrael 27 points28 points ago

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But horrible at providing technical support.

[–]Tasty_Yams 19 points20 points ago

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My g/f lives in an apartment complex that is dominated by Indians and college students. Sometimes at night we see groups of Indian men out walking around the complex. We are sure that they are breaking into people's homes, repairing their laptops and solving complex math homework problems.

[–]abarach 18 points19 points ago

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I am pretty sure these people have somehow mixed up rituals from multiple religions and are just fucking about.

Dude. Modern pagans would never do that.

[–]kosmotron 3 points4 points ago

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You might also want to consult Tobin's Spirit Guide.

[–]conman16x 128 points129 points ago

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Those Pagans knew how to party.

[–]abledanger 416 points417 points ago

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Guys.

Guys listen.

Guys, I've got.

Listen, guys.

I've got a great idea.

We get a horse and we kill it.

Guys.

Then we gut it.

Listen, Guys.

And then we crawl inside the horse!

It's Star Wars!

[–][deleted] 123 points124 points ago

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Shut up and take my kitchen knife!

[–]guinness_blaine 137 points138 points ago

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Duhhh, they're called table knives.

[–]russmania 140 points141 points ago

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Banned.

[–]TheCloned 141 points142 points ago

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I spend too much fucking time on reddit.

[–]stoicambience 12 points13 points ago

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It's funny because now I'm sad about my life.

[–]devophill 4 points5 points ago

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Butter.

[–]sparklyteenvampire 3 points4 points ago

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USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.

[–]DrakeBishoff 52 points53 points ago

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Thanks, that was a very useful tip. There's a bunch about this in the book "Myths and symbols in pagan Europe" where it's seen as primarily Germanic but also Celtic. In particular, one mates with the horse before killing it, bathing in its blood, then eating it.

[–]Coco_Bowling 37 points38 points ago

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In particular, one mates with the horse before killing it

I guess Mr. Hands was pagan then.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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The problem is he tried it with a Russian horse.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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And that the human anus isn't built to handle a horsecock invasion

[–]JonTin 3 points4 points ago

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Actually i think that horse was pegan because it fucked him before killing him. Since he died later from the fucking it was all planned out by the horse. Im sure that horse is now able to live forever. I have a horse pegan book but i cant read horse.

[–]stumpgod 4 points5 points ago

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One should have to Satisfy the horse before killing it. It's only fair.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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Is that a reliable source?

The VAST majority (if not all) sources on ancient Germanic rituals come from passed down poems or extremely biased reports from their enemies (Romans, Christians).

I don't doubt the sacrifice, but fucking it seems a bit much.

[–]Harry_Seaward 36 points37 points ago

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Wait?

They EAT it? Disgusting.

[–]ilion 5 points6 points ago

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I suspect there may be some level of bias here.

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[–]Thrillho- 830 points831 points ago

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These PETA ads are getting out of hand.

[–]misnamed 51 points52 points ago

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Not this one - she has things well in hand

[–]feureau 22 points23 points ago

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I like the one where they sell naked chicks in neat plastic wrapping. I bought one and it was awesome A++++ will peta again.

EDIT: Are those peta kills lots of dogs thing real? I'm not sure if I want to support that.

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[–]dundreggen 2 points3 points ago

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PETA has been open with their desire to end all domestic animals. They want no pets for anyone ever.

If I remember correctly people got charged with killing the dogs. They didnt' even try to find homes. They were also vocal about wanting Vick's dogs PTS (as did the HSUS) they aren't about helping animals, they are about hating humans.

[–]DudeNudem 923 points924 points ago

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A little obsessed with The Empire Strikes Back.

[–]discolando 270 points271 points ago

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That was my initial thought... and she thought they smelled bad on the outside!

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points ago

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Except horse innards don't smell that bad.

[–]TotallyTubular 103 points104 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]TheFatBastard 6 points7 points ago

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Idk man, I've smelled stuff that come from inside a horse, from that, I can only guess that they smell like shit.

[–]bakuretsu 4 points5 points ago

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Was this "stuff that come[s] from inside a horse," by any chance, horse shit?

[–]Isnt 195 points196 points ago

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I was thinking Game of Thrones, but yea.

[–]UnusedVariable 288 points289 points ago

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"A Prince rides inside me. And he shall be called Rhaego!"

"Honey... get out of the horse".

[–]leonhart623 30 points31 points ago

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Perhaps it's the beers in me, but I just laughed really hard.

[–]obgynkenobi 150 points151 points ago

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It's a Dothraki baby shower.

[–]chopp3r 3 points4 points ago

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It is known.

[–]bstampl1 25 points26 points ago

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This is what really goes on at the Skywalker Ranch.

[–]dnaclock 22 points23 points ago

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I know! And it's not even snowing! WTF?

[–]Damaband41 10 points11 points ago

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Maybe but I'd still do her in that tauntaun horse.

[–]Almost-Famous 411 points412 points ago

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I don't know. But she's got a bloody nice ass.

[–]eye8urkids 40 points41 points ago

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I don't think this is a pun. I think he's British.

[–]guitarman90 85 points86 points ago*

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I don't think too many people noticed your comment. Seems kinda gutsy.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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I'm going to go out on a limb and say she wants a big organ in her.

[–]stuck_fox 33 points34 points ago

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It's not an ass, it's a horse.

[–]aptadnauseum 19 points20 points ago

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That's the problem. Fucking one person males a pun... and entrails into another.

[–]blackywomble 4 points5 points ago

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I'd put it in her guts.

[–]-zomgmouse- 532 points533 points ago

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I'm in a horse.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[–]1longtime 163 points164 points ago

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Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.

[–]FolloweroftheAtom 45 points46 points ago

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give it a lick mmm - it tastes just like raisins

[–]robeph 29 points30 points ago

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[–]deathsquaddesign 39 points40 points ago

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They are Dothraki.

[–]mathwhiz24 101 points102 points ago

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why did they even bother to wear gloves?

[–]Sarah_Connor 89 points90 points ago

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They were using knives still at that point. They did not want to taint the ceremonious ritual horse blood with human blood should they cut themselves. Those are NoCutTM II blade resistant gloves of disembowling +1.

[–]harpo787 14 points15 points ago

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Well, you know...gotta be sanitary.

[–]ChronoTriggerHappy 414 points415 points ago

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'Tis is a monstrous thing, to slay a unicorn.

[–]Sarah_Connor 394 points395 points ago

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SLAYING!? FUCK!!!

I thought you said TO LAY IN

OMG, I am so embarrassed!

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points ago

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"Only one who has nothing to lose, and everything to gain, would commit such a crime. The blood of a unicorn will keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You have slain something pure and defenceless to save yourself, and you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your lips."

[–]Shappie 45 points46 points ago

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Is that what made you a great vagina of doom?

[–]Panq 12 points13 points ago

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You have slain something pure and defenceless to save yourself [...]

I thought the whole idea of a unicorn was a horse with a giant fucking spear protruding from its face, but I guess I was wrong. Maybe I was thinking of narwhals?

[–]zeldafangirl 24 points25 points ago

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[–]Greycakes 7 points8 points ago

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Read the whole thing. Thanks for the link.

[–]permanentlytemporary 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, I thought that was going to turn into some sort of erotic fan-fiction for a little bit there...

[–]mouseteeth 96 points97 points ago

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What's there to explain? It's an attractive female climbing inside a dead horse.

[–]alarumba 7 points8 points ago

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There's someone for everyone.

[–]RockySprinkles 164 points165 points ago

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Well, that's enough internet for one day.

[–]n8dom 87 points88 points ago

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Goodnight. See you again tomorrow.

[–]mgh245 64 points65 points ago

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Don't forget to clock out.

[–]marmalade 38 points39 points ago

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"Goodnight, Ralph."

"Goodnight, Sam."

[–]whatsadigg 214 points215 points ago

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That's NSFL nowadays? That used to be a simple day on the farm...

[–]barfolomew 135 points136 points ago

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What kind of fucked up jerky have you been chewing?

[–]oblivinite 30 points31 points ago

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The good kind by the looks of it.

[–]holyshamoley 280 points281 points ago

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She's Daenerys Targaryen and is clearly pregnant with the Stallion Who Mounts The World.

[–]pitasoup 113 points114 points ago

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It is known.

[–]archersjamshield 59 points60 points ago

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It is known. nods

[–]SirPeterODactyl 34 points35 points ago

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It is known. nods repeatedly

[–]blankgabriel3 12 points13 points ago

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Actually masturbating

[–]Veora 17 points18 points ago

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Hodor.

[–]kokocostanza 19 points20 points ago

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Yet, she doesn't seem to be having any trouble keeping her food down.

[–]fricka 11 points12 points ago

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That heart looks a lot bigger than it did in the show.

[–]shamecamel 4 points5 points ago

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imagine having to eat that thing.

[–]Seaborgium 26 points27 points ago

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Came for the Game of Thrones references, was not disappointed.

[–]pillage 16 points17 points ago

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This GoT viral marketing has gotten out of hands.

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[–]tiny_mars_humans 100 points101 points ago

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It's the Yeeeaww that got me.

[–]Tamural 58 points59 points ago

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I didn't even notice that. Thanks!

[–]redditis4queers 28 points29 points ago

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Howard Dean.

Ninja edit: I might be drunk. But I think op did it backwards and took the sunglasses off.

[–]cmw72 3 points4 points ago

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That's because the OP is a badass ...

[–]JuniperJupiter 19 points20 points ago

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[–]GenuinelyCrooked 227 points228 points ago

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She's going to get some sort of infection.

[–]appletart 48 points49 points ago

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That's why she's wearing gloves...

[–]micksb 10 points11 points ago

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The gloves do nothing!

[–]Estoye 209 points210 points ago

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So is that horse.

[–]nonumbers 135 points136 points ago

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Like death?

[–]Estoye 143 points144 points ago

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Death is a hell of an infection.

[–]Diablo_En_Musica 17 points18 points ago

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100% fatality rate.

[–]Ricksauce 31 points32 points ago

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Having a human female inside your abdomen has a 100% mortality rate, unless of course you are a human female. Then it's fairly common.

[–]OleDaneBoy 51 points52 points ago

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It's all itchy

[–]BZenMojo 20 points21 points ago

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And the smell...

[–]Jooshbag 78 points79 points ago

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"Doctor, my horse seems to have an infection. It's filled with this soft, white substance..."

That's a human female.

[–]JohnOrrIsAnArsonist 50 points51 points ago

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Well there's your problem.

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points ago

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Interesting parasite. Very rare in horses. Surprisingly common in humans.

[–]bastawhiz 33 points34 points ago

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Perhaps a...beast infection?

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[–]Kuris 3 points4 points ago

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Can't link to it from here, (and honestly don't want to) but wanton self-destruction (or rather observing that of other people) is the fun bit of the dark underbelly of the internet. Watching cold-blooded murder sucks.

The young men killing a hobo with a hammer kinda desensitized me to NSFL tags.

[–]AllanM 64 points65 points ago*

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Shut up woman, get IN my horse?

[–]ChicagoMemoria 25 points26 points ago

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It does look amazing.

[–]ChubakasBush 22 points23 points ago

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It tastes just like raisins.

[–]mustard_ 3 points4 points ago

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And if I'm not mistaken, is capable of manufacturing lemonade as well.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Ohh that's dirty!

[–]DAStar 16 points17 points ago

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Is the horse okay?

[–]swedishdelight 45 points46 points ago

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I'm thinking she gave up Vegetarianism and the celebration got a little out of hand.

[–]bravenewgurl 8 points9 points ago

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Too much horsing around.

[–]JediExile 16 points17 points ago

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This kills the horse.

[–]DrAusum 31 points32 points ago

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She looks pretty Hoth..

[–]bobmystery 126 points127 points ago

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And I thought... they smelled bad... on the outside.

[–]Guy-Manuel 75 points76 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]gaog 24 points25 points ago

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she is the khaleesi!

[–]heynicemarmot 9 points10 points ago

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I believe this would be Rule 34 in action.

[–]dnaclock 104 points105 points ago

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I'd totally do her... Even if she was covered in blood.

[–]BladeBloodchild 75 points76 points ago

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Especially if she's covered in blood.That chick is hot!

[–]BulletStorm 43 points44 points ago

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Oddly arousing in blood!

[–]bravenewgurl 20 points21 points ago

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slaughterotic

[–]idescribeNSFLlinks 21 points22 points ago

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Late to the game, but:

A photo collage. In the first photo, a man smiles while holding a large animal's heart like a trophy. In the second, a young woman takes the same pose with the heart. In both pictures they are wearing black rubber gloves and their clothes are covered in blood. In the third and forth, the woman is now topless and gloveless and is eating pieces of raw flesh, ostensibly the heart. In the fifth picture, the woman is standing naked with her back to us. We see her head-to-toe; she is covered in blood but has a really nice ass. At her feet is the carcass of what looks to be a horse. The carcass has ben disemboweled and its intestines have spilled out onto the ground. One of its legs has had the skin and hoof torn off. In the sixth picture, the woman has crawled into the carcass, curled up in a fetal position as if snuggled in a bed. The seventh and eighth pictures are much the same, only she's placed her head within the abdominal cavity.

[–]popeinthewoods 14 points15 points ago

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Tauntaun Play?

[–]Freezerburn 14 points15 points ago

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Dat Ass

[–]dunezone 7 points8 points ago

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This is how new STD's are created.

[–]cjb630[!] 6 points7 points ago

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looks down at own penis "aw really?"

[–]mxjcmxjc 7 points8 points ago

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Umph...White People.

[–]This_Turns_Me_On 42 points43 points ago

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[–]Se7en_Sinner 17 points18 points ago

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This kills the horse.

[–]SupaGiraffe 24 points25 points ago

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Quit horsing around, kids.

[–]thugmonkey 6 points7 points ago

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Hoth is VERY cold!

[–]DarthContinent 18 points19 points ago

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She's got a heart on!

[–]G0rilla55 6 points7 points ago

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What? It's just a chick sleeping inside of a dead horse... Nothing to see here... Move along...

[–]mcscom 4 points5 points ago

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See: Rule 34

[–]ci5ic 5 points6 points ago

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They're both wearing shirts with wild boars on them... possibly symbolic of some affiliation?

[–]col_kassad 5 points6 points ago

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Meth

[–]crouchyy 4 points5 points ago

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Why are they wearing gloves in the first pic and wearing horses in the last?

[–]ramenator 3 points4 points ago

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Man, it's too fucking early for this shit.

[–]Trumpetjock 5 points6 points ago

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This kills the horse.

[–]Oxenfree 18 points19 points ago

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I found this incredibly hard to masturbate to.

[–]sje46 17 points18 points ago

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Actually, the girl is really pretty, and if she faced the other direction (so I would get full frontal instead of just her ass) I probably would have fapped to her. The gore doesn't really bother me.

[–]ii_akinae_ii 8 points9 points ago

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Hm? What? No Freddy Got Fingered jokes yet?

[–]cocknuckle 3 points4 points ago

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That is not a good relationship...

[–]apocalypsebrad 2 points3 points ago

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Every now and then you've just gotta get up inside an animal.

[–]smooch0FD 3 points4 points ago

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Almost looks like she's fapping in the second last picture...

[–]whozurdaddy 2 points3 points ago

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Cant imaging what the fuck you were searching for, in order to run into this shit...

woman in horse

naked horse woman

horse blood woman naked

woman horse sleeping inside

woman tauntaun han solo

?

[–]BeamTeam 3 points4 points ago

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Blood orgy!

[–]PhoenixReborn 6 points7 points ago

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Rhaego! Rhaego! Rhaego!

[–]Sarah_Connor 88 points89 points ago

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I have been on the internet since its inception. I have seen a lot of disturbing things in my time here - but this has to be one of the most WTF things I have ever seen. How happy she looks in that carcass.

I was going to make some joke about her being Luke's sister and that being her Tauntaun -- but seriously What. The. Fuck would make one want to do this FOR PLEASURE

Now, I must know - how did that horse meet its fate. I am worried that there was some prior WTF shenanigans before that horse was offed.

[–]therobotjeff 218 points219 points ago

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THIS is the most disturbing thing you're seen? You need to look around a little bit more.

[–]Damaband41 24 points25 points ago

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Seriously. I love animals but I was barely disturbed by this. Reddit really has a poor concept of NSFL.

[–]Sarah_Connor 64 points65 points ago*

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one of...

There is a lot of gory/crazy shit out there - and honestly I am proud of my link hovering and discernment skills.

I remember one time in 1997 or 1998 - my best friend IM'd me a link - and it was a pic of a ~400 pound person that had jumped from some height to the sidewalk below. His body looked like that GIF of the guy getting hit in the face with the Gel Round that was on reddit recently....

I was disturbed for literally a week. From that moment on I was careful. Learned the goatse very early on /., avoid ogrish and sites of its ilk -- never seen 2g1c, hammers etc...

So - its not like I am ignorant - quite the contrary, I am careful.

With that said, what bothers me about this is that she is frolicking in the carcass of a dead horse with the same level of glee and comfort my daughter might have when we talk of puppies and flowers.

The fact that I attempt to determine not only the thought process - but how TWO people can find out they enjoy something like taking pics of one/the other LAYING IN THE HOLLOWED OUT CARCASS OF A DEAD HORSE as if it were a sleeping bag aside the entrails.

There are a lot of subtle details that one can ponder with an immense sense of WTF.

This is very different than crazy violence human-to-human -- this is a special kind of crazy.

[–]sje46 35 points36 points ago

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[–]mangarooboo 15 points16 points ago

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What the fuck. 'Hmm, can't touch these things with my hands, better put gloves on... SO I CAN SHOVE THEM INTO MY VAGINA'

[–]uglybunny 4 points5 points ago

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That is how you know its fake.

[–]fungah 12 points13 points ago

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This has gotten so little attention over on reddit, but I know that one day all of reddit is going to know about this.

[–]jock724 79 points80 points ago

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Source on the fat guy gif?

For science.

[–]thugmonkey 12 points13 points ago

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Did you ever see the photos some German chap took of his beheaded girlfriend‽ If I recall correctly he got in a car crash and died and the police went through his camera and found the pics and then retraced his steps. I recall the day as it was the most fucked up day I have ever spent on the internet, EVER! Plenty more happened that day but I will not go in to that,

[–]Sarah_Connor 10 points11 points ago

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Thank even the Old Gods, for I have not had it made known to me that which of you speak.

[–]dezmodium 10 points11 points ago

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What about Shake that Bear?

NSFW NSFL

[–]Sarah_Connor 31 points32 points ago

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Me no click.

You give text explain. Me no click.

[–]lenaro 18 points19 points ago

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She shoots a bear out of a tree, and then they have sex over its dead body. And then I closed the tab.

[–]aminaked 8 points9 points ago

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chick shoots bear out of a tree. closeup of bear's face/sad music. sudden cut to dude fucking the hot shooter doggy style on the bear's dead body. Really! then cut to a bunch of hound dogs tearing at the bear's body. finally the girl takes a swig out of a bottle and someone says "congratulations on the bear".