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Oh...You're home early..... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]trollbridge 69 points70 points ago

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relevant: its my dog: BRANDON http://i.imgur.com/CpP3B.jpg

[–]VoidVariable 49 points50 points ago

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Here.

[–]tygg3n 0 points1 point ago

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He looks sad, so that text isn't really working.

[–]Oxidative 9 points10 points ago

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I respectfully disagree.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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bam, baseball bat to the head!

[–]trollbridge 0 points1 point ago

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he was really excited to see me. he'd probably been stuck for a while. should have gotten a better photo

[–]Borkz 1 point2 points ago

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No fucks were given.

[–]bexor 0 points1 point ago

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that is a possibly worse tangle!

[–]tmahmood 0 points1 point ago

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damn that look ...

[–]elizzybeth 146 points147 points ago

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The state of those blinds makes me never want a dog. The look on that dog's face makes me want a dog right now.

[–]TheSimpleArtist 33 points34 points ago

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Ah, the dreaded WANT paradox. Fortunately, there's a simple equation to solve your problem.

Where X = The cost of all things in your house that could break, and Y is how cute you think internet dogs are.

X > Y : Do not get a dog.

X < Y : Get a dog.

If X = Y, factor in Z1 (the amount of sleep you need) and Z2 (the amount of sleep you'll lose with a dog barking incessantly every night for no reason).

[–]Physics101 14 points15 points ago

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With what units do we measure cuteness?

[–]Xenc 59 points60 points ago

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Kittensworth (Kw)

[–]freerider 5 points6 points ago

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What does 1 unit of Kw equal to?

1 kitten?

[–]Xenc 17 points18 points ago

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The energy generated by the giddy squeals of an adult man in reaction to a kitten's meow.

[–]Physics101 4 points5 points ago

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Kw could be mixed up with kW.

[–]trixter192 2 points3 points ago

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You can always substitute 1Kw with (200kW) if the kitten is between the age of 4 and 18 months. Those fuckers have tons of energy, tearing up my drapes and furniture.

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[–]PorbablyHittingOnYou 11 points12 points ago

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Have you ever stopped to think that this is a bad idea? I mean, seriously. Reddit's never shown a pattern of approval for blatant advertisement, why would this receive any positive reception?

[–]AlphaAndOmega 0 points1 point ago

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If anything, they have killed off their brand. I'll need stickers someday as will all of my friends and family and I certainly will not be recommending this shower of shite.

[–]yonyonjohn 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit seems to have a massive boner for novelty accounts.

What's more novel than people trying to sell you shit?

[–]Delfishie 4 points5 points ago

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A novelty account called I_PROMOTE_STEALING who gives you links to places that don't guard their stickers?

[–]DasBryman 1 point2 points ago

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NO SPAM. Dogs don't like spam.

[–]ragincontajun 26 points27 points ago

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Who put these fucking blinds here?

[–]piposaru 19 points20 points ago

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It's not what it looks like!!!!

[–]bbq_doritos 16 points17 points ago

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OH.., what, these. I was trying to um.., fix them. Ya fix them. I came in and they were all like bleeww so I thought since I don't have thumbs I could maybe wrestle them back into place... I'm fired as you best friend right?

[–]mefloraine 11 points12 points ago

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I burst out laughing and immediately shared this with everyone I could think of. But somehow no one finds this as hilarious as I do. Sobs forever.

[–]needformadness 10 points11 points ago

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FINALLY, NOT A CAT.

[–]Ocrasorm 30 points31 points ago

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I hope it didnt have you howling with blind rage!! Pfft downvoting self

[–]Meades_Loves_Memes -1 points0 points ago

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Sir, I think you just did any entire pun theead tio yourself.

[–]Osiris32 5 points6 points ago

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Oh, hi!! Ummm, yeah, about all this.....little help?

[–]emmalee302 3 points4 points ago

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Oh, I was just looking out the window..

[–]SolfeggeNerd 14 points15 points ago

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Upvote, just because it's a Boxer!!! (We had 3). That look is all too familiar to me.

[–]keystone1221 10 points11 points ago

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My boxer hates blinds too. What did blinds ever do to that breed?!

[–]MedievalKnieval 8 points9 points ago

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Fucking boxers man.... my parents have one and I can't visit without something of mine being destroyed.

[–]NickStihl 8 points9 points ago

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By far probably the most expressive breed my family has ever had the pleasure of sharing our home, food, leather gloves, and various other items with on a rare occasion.

[–]SARsquatch 1 point2 points ago

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My aunt's family had the pleasure of sharing their kittens with their boxer. She (the dog) in the space of 10 minutes ate one, sat on the other, and the remaining 2 were swiftly given to other homes following that dark day. They are bouncy little bastards.

[–]sonicmerlin 2 points3 points ago

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She... ate one of the kittens???

[–]SARsquatch 0 points1 point ago

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affirmative, I should add- the one she sat on also died unsurprisingly

[–]Drumlin 0 points1 point ago

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Oh wow...I am so getting a boxer. Will they eat my neighbors cats too?

[–]SARsquatch 2 points3 points ago

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If you're lucky and it's as deranged as my aunt's was! It had been hit in the head with a cricket bat once chasing the ball, we think that was the source of it's mental instabilities, but not it's bouncing.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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My dogs ate kittens that were unlucky enough to be born without our supervision.

Kittens taste delicious.

[–]aterlumen 1 point2 points ago

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We have a herd of 5. They're generally much smarter than breeds like Cocker Spaniels, but they're also larger and sometimes like looking out windows...

[–]i_dont_have_reddit 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for having a white boxer. We had one named Polar, she was something. I swear boxers have so much character its outrageous

[–]BeakerRulz 2 points3 points ago

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I can explain!

[–]Orcatype 2 points3 points ago

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Badass

[–]effieokay 2 points3 points ago

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It's the sort of situation where you wish you could ask the dog WHY ON EARTH

[–]remixof1983 2 points3 points ago

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cats and dog seem to love doing this... so maybe just pull your shades up a little bit next time you leave the house, eh?

[–]neonmeate 2 points3 points ago

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Man, I love dogs. If I came home to that face I wouldn't even notice the blinds.

[–]desertdogkai 2 points3 points ago

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Boxers are the best bad dogs in the world.

[–]ledfordka 1 point2 points ago

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was he trying to just jump through them?

[–]dicer 1 point2 points ago

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surprised there isn't a puddle of pee under it.

[–]DisgruntledPineapple 1 point2 points ago

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this is one of the funniest things I've seen on reddit in so long

[–]haiku_robot 7 points8 points ago

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this is one of the 
funniest things I've seen on 
reddit in so long

[–]DisgruntledPineapple 0 points1 point ago

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:D

[–]anaki72 1 point2 points ago

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My roommates border collie did this to the blinds in my room. She loved looking out the windows.

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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You know the dick just just hang out, right?

[–]kclo4 1 point2 points ago

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my dog saw a new dog outside while the blinds were open but down, jumped on the door, got caught in them and RUINED our brand new bronze colored aluminum blinds. It no longer goes up and down, and the blind/noblind doesnt work. I havent told the parents yet.

[–]Phoequinox 1 point2 points ago

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I would make that dog resemble those blinds.

My wife has a beagle that I came into possession of by proxy. Now, I'm a huge dog lover. At one point, I had 6 small-large dogs living in one small room in my parents' house, all of whom were strays. And I've always lived in a house with no fewer than 5 dogs at one time. But in my time as a dog lover and owner, I rank beagles just below poodles and dachshunds as my least favorite breed. They're amongst the loudest, destructive, disobedient dogs I've encountered. They're just intelligent enough to muck everything up, but just stupid enough not to listen to a goddamn thing you say. Male beagles are the absolute worst, and if I didn't hate the other two breeds so much, I would place just male beagles in their own spot above them all.

But I digress, my wife's beagle has an obnoxious habit of tearing up the blinds by forcing his big-ass head through them to bark at the neighbors. We've gone through two sets of blinds, and are currently using faux-wood slats instead of thin plastic ones, which he still tries to destroy. Big, destructive dogs are a royal pain in the ass.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Beagles are douchebags. I have never been around one that didnt need to be fed to a larger and better dog.

[–]LuxNocte -1 points0 points ago

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Bigger = better concerning dogs. Larger dogs have larger brains. Small dogs are annoying, yappy things that I do not understand.

[–]VanMulk 1 point2 points ago

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Well one thing led to another and uh yeah.. wanna put that camera down and untangle me please?

[–]o2bmoody 1 point2 points ago

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Based on the head alone i think most of the guesses are off.

I'm pretty sure this is an Olde English Bulldogge. The body seems thin for the breed but that head is bully as hell. Even if I'm wrong you should look op the breed they are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than boxers,

[–]MustBeNice 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah pretty sure you're right, or maybe an english bully mixed with pitbull or a thinner breed. Olde English Bulldogges have way less wrinkles too and from the looks of his head he's fairly smooth for a bulldog.

[–]mossling 1 point2 points ago

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my white boxer is exactly why we not longer have blinds in any of our windows.

[–]Sense1ess 1 point2 points ago

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The dog is cute, but it's face reminds me of the Predator.

[–]JeMLea 1 point2 points ago

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Who else made the face the dog is making?

[–]Imreallytrying 0 points1 point ago

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Thumbs up if you came from youtube

[–]seventh_skyline 3 points4 points ago

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Upvote: a) I have a boxer too b) this would happen if we had blinds.

[–]shouse85 2 points3 points ago

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hahahaha love this!.. thats all i have to say

[–]Chaindead 0 points1 point ago

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"That's for giving me the black eye!"

[–]Ody523 0 points1 point ago

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I love dog poker faces.

[–]Cameron_Frye 0 points1 point ago

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next time you hang blinds could you please consult me first?

[–]eihongo 0 points1 point ago

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I came home to that once. The dog had managed to get the cords wrapped around her neck and was in the process of strangling to death until I cut her free.

[–]Implicit89 0 points1 point ago

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What is it with pets and metl blinds? I think those two just dont go together well

[–]Anopheles_stingz 0 points1 point ago

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Dogs understand the people's fear of change, he's just redecorating for crying out loud !

[–]rcy 0 points1 point ago

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Poor little guy.

[–]SuperFunPanda 0 points1 point ago

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My cat does this exact thing with our living room blinds. He just decides he is boss enough to walk right through them..... he usually is. Poor blinds!

[–]Sectr9goddess 0 points1 point ago

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guilty dogs! youtube it!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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the look of shame and defeat on his face is what makes this picture truly enjoyable to me.

[–]alexlp 0 points1 point ago

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You gave your dog a black eye? Bit of a ruff punishment don't you think?

[–]superderpette 0 points1 point ago

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"WASNT ME"

[–]pilsnerd 0 points1 point ago

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I applaud the individual who is humble enough to post this and not beat their dog instead. Good show sir.

[–]bearskinrug 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sooooo sorry...

[–]J-Money55 0 points1 point ago

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repost

[–]mesmereyes 0 points1 point ago

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That dog saved his owner from hideous blinds.

[–]marlenecapote 0 points1 point ago

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My dog did this to 5 custom blinds. 8 pound dachshund.

[–]brohammed_ali 0 points1 point ago

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Beautiful boxer. Had one that looked exactly like that!

[–]cmatt010 0 points1 point ago

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Bitches love blinds.

[–]WhalecoreSC 0 points1 point ago

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This might be the best picture I've ever seen. Dogs are so retarded sometimes <3

[–]raffytraffy -3 points-2 points ago

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i don't complain about re-posts usually, but this is painfully old.

[–]A_confused_boner -1 points0 points ago

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This gives me a strange swelling feeling.

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