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The best part about Autumn. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]MediumPace 17 points18 points ago

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It's so funny when people put out these "take one please" bowls for Halloween. I feel a lot of kids snatch
the whole thing because if they don't someone else will. I mean, you've got to practically bang your kids
over the head with morality lessons for them to resist taking all the candy. Every kid I meet it usually hot
tempered and hard to reason with. I wish more parents would do their job and teach their kids to go down
the more righteous path instead of taking the easy rout towards everything.

[–]asdfaoeu 16 points17 points ago

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I know man, I used to be able to get kids into my van with just one or two candies. Now they want the whole bag or something. Parents these days are so irresponsible.

[–]omniloathe 1 point2 points ago

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become a priest, people send their kids to you. Lure them with false promises of candy filled paradise instead of real candy, its so much cheaper that way.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 2 points3 points ago

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I'm touching all the candy!

[–]Corosus 2 points3 points ago

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You put a line break at a really weir- oh it's you :D

[–]Phinigin 1 point2 points ago

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Damn that right hand side

[–]EntForgotHisPassword 0 points1 point ago

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I remember being really moral, I even convinced the guys I walked with to only take 2-3 extra candies instead of the whole thing!

[–]Born4theslaughter 29 points30 points ago

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I do not think that I could ever be tired of seeing pedobear.

[–]stanfan114 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah somehow joking about being a pedophile doesn't seem like the smartest move in this day and age. It's funny, but many do not have much of a sense of humor when it comes to their children.

A redditor got a visit from the police after he put a pedobear sticker on an elevator door at his Uni.

[–]X019 2 points3 points ago

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A pedophile bear. Not pedophiles in general.

[–]UltraJake 1 point2 points ago

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Pedobear is an internet meme. Anyone who knows that it involves pedophilia knows that it is a joke.

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[–]Piglet86 2 points3 points ago

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Go the fuck away.

[–]fashizzIe 1 point2 points ago

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I'm guessing it was stickers guy?

[–]Piglet86 1 point2 points ago

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Yep.

[–]Canadian_Beacon 2 points3 points ago

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NO. yoga pants. the best part about autumn, yoga pants.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago*

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Candy corn tastes like sex in my mouth, until I eat too much and it rots my mouth from the inside.

[–]jesusapproves 2 points3 points ago

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As opposed to like real sex where the baby grows inside the woman and then eats its way out? Wait, sorry, that was a shitty book.

Carry on.

[–]ray13eezy 0 points1 point ago

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I despise candy corn. I know I'm not alone.

[–]win32ce 2 points3 points ago

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At first I read this as "The best part of Autism." I was very confused by the picture...

[–]zocen 2 points3 points ago

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This is my pumpkin from last year.

[–]Admiral_Amsterdam 1 point2 points ago

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"Candy"

FTFY

[–]randalla 1 point2 points ago

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Seems legit!

[–]IAmTheEndOfTheWorld 1 point2 points ago

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I got lazy with mine last year.

[–]candyman420 1 point2 points ago

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:D

[–]zedong 1 point2 points ago

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how's that mouth even possible!!!??

[–]SlightlyHumble 0 points1 point ago

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many ways. very thing connective tissue at the back corners, complete removal and support by toothpicks etc

[–]Phoequinox 1 point2 points ago

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You said Autumn. We are now friends. Forever.

[–]Cougar93 1 point2 points ago

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you funny bastard . made me laugh. ahahaha

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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This just made me really happy.

:]

[–]logan2pointo 9 points10 points ago

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You must be a rapist or a small child.

[–]friedsushi87 7 points8 points ago

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Or both...

[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero 0 points1 point ago

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He probably tried to rape himself.

[–]21007 1 point2 points ago

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Pedobear doesn't wait for Autumn to do this

[–]leep420 1 point2 points ago

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That is by far the best pumpkin carving I have ever seen.

[–]irrelefante 0 points1 point ago

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soon.

[–]IHaveALargePenis 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant.

[–]aLLstarProS 0 points1 point ago

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  • Memes
  • Real Life

Pick one.

[–]laddergoat89 0 points1 point ago

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Autumn is a season, 3 months long, Halloween is 1 day in that entire season...

[–]kamikazit 0 points1 point ago

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Where's the stencil for this!?

[–]radicldreamer 0 points1 point ago

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I for one cant wait for the pedobear craze dies out, there is nothing funny about child predators.

[–]digitalstd 0 points1 point ago

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has anyone got the link to the stencil ?

[–]tenlow 0 points1 point ago

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Ok, I'm going to be "that guy". Giving credit where credit is due, here's the original image link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/dmertl/2970203099/

This is also from the same apartment where this happened: http://www.flickr.com/photos/pinguino/4081421885/ http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/a36ek/wtf_im_not_sure_if_its_the_pony_the_pole_dancer

[–]jesusapproves 0 points1 point ago

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OMFG - I know what I'm doing this year.

[–]trauma_queen 0 points1 point ago

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...I would probably let my future kids take candy from this house, depending on the candy.

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[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero -1 points0 points ago

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I know I am. I'm hosting a camp-out for dirt bike trail riders that weekend and that will definitely be on the table. I'll probably make another one that says FREE CANDY.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Whatever happened to that kid who got in trouble for putting a pedobear poster up his dorm elevator?

[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero 0 points1 point ago

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He got put on the School's "watch list". He regretted that decision. The moral of that story is DON'T GET CAUGHT.

[–]TheToecutter 0 points1 point ago

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I would have loved to watch him trying to explain how this is funny to the authorities. I wish someone could explain it to me.

[–]MrKrazybones 0 points1 point ago

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Free Andy?

[–]lebleuceleste 0 points1 point ago

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now all you need is an unmarked white van.

[–]BAWLing 0 points1 point ago

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There was a story here on reddit about some college student getting in trouble for putting a picture of pedobear in the dorm elevator.

USE AT YOUR OWN RISK.

[–]mercedsolo 0 points1 point ago

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awsome

[–]nokarmawhore -1 points0 points ago

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I'll definitely carve pedobear in to one of my pumpkins. Since I live in a mexican neighborhood, I doubt many of them would know what it means although teenagers who trick R treat will know.

[–]mikwest -1 points0 points ago

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Doesn't this overuse of pedobear scream "HAY IM 13 1/2 AND I FOUND OUT 4CHAN TWO WEEKS AGO LOLOLO ITS SOOOO RANDUM I GOTTA SHOW EVERYONE IM SO DARK AND MYSTERIOUS LIKE ANONYMOOSE" to you?

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