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[–]sukinonmybalzak 28 points29 points ago

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[–]Midnight06 22 points23 points ago

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[–]gangy86 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Go_Away_Masturbating 22 points23 points ago

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[–]rospaya 20 points21 points ago

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Oh god damn that last one.

[–]down_vote_magnet 6 points7 points ago

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[–]pregnantpause 2 points3 points ago

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My cat was like this with celery tops...oh boy - it was embarrassing!

[–]SurpriseButtSexer 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Archnation 4 points5 points ago

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These are a few of my favorite things

[–]headasplodes 0 points1 point ago

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That last one has me fucking squirming and twitching in my seat, fuck you asshole.

[–]dudemansam4189 4 points5 points ago

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So I heard you love passports?

[–]TacticalStache 5 points6 points ago

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Yo dawg...

[–]Gigged 13 points14 points ago

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Why does this baby remind me of Baby Sinclair from the Dinosaurs TV show?

[–]Scary_ 5 points6 points ago

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I'm the baby gotta love me

[–]fzer0 4 points5 points ago

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[–]putitonice 2 points3 points ago

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babies got somewhere to be.

[–]rubberducky22 2 points3 points ago

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I've always loved this picture. ♥

[–]dnewcomer 2 points3 points ago

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you're poisoning your baby. They need their precious fluids

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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This kid reminds me of Baby Sinclair.

[–]keith1993 2 points3 points ago

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I'm pretty sure that's a British passport, and am British but simply don't have one. So my question is, Is that a fucking unicorn?!

[–]nella20 1 point2 points ago

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hell yeah it is!

[–]familyturtle 2 points3 points ago

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Too few countries have mythical beasts protecting their realms. So proud to be British...

[–]dumbkid 1 point2 points ago

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yeah blad

[–]lightinthedark 2 points3 points ago

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It's the sidebar for r/Dexter

[–]BeerMe828 1 point2 points ago

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creed bratton

[–]minecraftnerd415 1 point2 points ago

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i love iits so awesome :D

[–]KillerDragn 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone have the shop of this that says MULTIPASS and has the red chick's hair from fifth element and the multipass in her hand? XD?

[–]Stupidconspiracies 1 point2 points ago

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Has anyone ever had a dumbass tell you that you couldn't buy smokes, get into a bar or something like that with your passport? In my mind I'm always like, Son I can get into other countries with this don't think too hard it might hurt your brain.

[–]wotton 1 point2 points ago

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This is so stupidly old.

[–]guyguy23 -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck why does this get reposted so often it's not even funny.

[–]jqwertyq -5 points-4 points ago

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/)-<

[–]uaa -4 points-3 points ago

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That kid sure is glad to get out of England.

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[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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that's a british passport

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[–]Robincognito 6 points7 points ago

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Pretty certain it's a UK passport, actually.

[–]Zastrozzi 5 points6 points ago

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Errr wrong

[–]rospaya 3 points4 points ago

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All EU passports are of the same color, but this one looks like the UK one.

[–]jamesdownwell 1 point2 points ago

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It's colour is the same but I found out the wording on the inlay "Her Britannic Majesty...blah blah blah...offer protection..blah" is exactly the same as that on the Dutch passport swapping out the Britannic bit, obviously."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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  1. It's a UK passport.

  2. In what way could that be called a "fun" fact.