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[–]dbbo 11 points12 points ago

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Slightly more clever than "Family Circus".

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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true. but this at least doesn't make me want to ram a monster truck into a post office.

[–]l33tb3rt 0 points1 point ago

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If there was a dotted line to heaven, then it would be FC level.

[–]DiamondBack 15 points16 points ago

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Shouldn't the caption be: "Moses, meet Steve. He says the shape of your tablets violates his patent."

[–]iwasapolygon 12 points13 points ago

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Except he doesn't know how to do that...

[–]wilc8650 15 points16 points ago

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What they didn't tell you is when Steve Jobs died, he took a team of engineers with him.

[–]barrows_arctic 15 points16 points ago

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To the NeXT life.

[–]v0ne 3 points4 points ago

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He knows how to remove the flash player, though.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Zeus better watch out.

[–]Solaninalos 3 points4 points ago

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I really really like the art on this.

[–]kaaatie 2 points3 points ago

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That's a Halifax newspaper for ya. Woop :3

[–]gamerholic 0 points1 point ago

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woop teeh dooo... FTFY

[–]nikolaiFTW 4 points5 points ago

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Is it much of an editorial? Doesn't seem to have an opinion on it.

[–]majorkev 2 points3 points ago

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Buddhist... ಠ_ಠ

[–]killbot9000 2 points3 points ago

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Bruce MacKinnon's jokes aren't very funny, but he really is one of the best illustrators out there.

[–]T1mac 14 points15 points ago

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This is a cute cartoon but Steve was a Zen Buddhist. Whether, in his beliefs, he obtains enlightenment or an existence in the Pure Land or life in another realm after death, Moses and angel wings are not part of it.

[–]jerkus_erectus 10 points11 points ago

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Unless, of course, Moses and angel wings are actually what's there when you die, as opposed to whatever you made believe existed prior to your death.

[–]klaiere 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, the heavenly realm is one of the 6 realms of reincarnation in Buddhism where it is possible for Moses and angels to exist. It's nicer than earth, but not really where Buddhists aspire to end up which is to attain enlightenment and become a Buddha. To use reddit as an example, just imagine building up a lot of positive karma points to end up on the top karmawhores list. Nothing is stopping you from starting a flamewar and plunging down into negative karma except if you achieve Admin status.

[–]BiggerLongerAndUncut -1 points0 points ago

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ya but he'd almost certainly be going to hell in that scenario.

[–]CaNANDian -3 points-2 points ago

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There is no god, who the fuck cares.

[–]hateswomen 1 point2 points ago

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"Thou shalt not use Flash"

[–]TankorSmash 6 points7 points ago

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...And then claim he was the first to write them

[–]masedit 1 point2 points ago

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You do know that Steve was Buddhist as his philosophy, right?

[–]diableriekindred 2 points3 points ago

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funniest thing ever...steve jobs in heaven lol

[–]jowww87 1 point2 points ago

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he doesn't know how to do that, moses would need wozniak.

[–]IGotRadTitsAndDicks 1 point2 points ago

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Being an editorial cartoonist must be the easiest fucking job in the world. There's a template of like four different cartoons they do, "[RECENTLY DECEASED FAMOUS PERSON] at the Pearly Gates" being one.

[–]colorcitricsugar 0 points1 point ago

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Heaven is full of gluttonous ungroomed men.

[–]rakista 0 points1 point ago

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God, I hope the 11th commandment legalizes trees.

[–]Impulse2323 0 points1 point ago

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For the low price of $149.99

[–]nikiverse 0 points1 point ago

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Mike Luckovich of the ajc has a collection of cartoons he does for celebs.

Here's his Steve Jobs

[–]Enlightenment777 0 points1 point ago

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[–]acidently 0 points1 point ago

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i dont get it

[–]ritzcracker 0 points1 point ago

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Where's the turtle neck, blue jeans, and new balance sneakers?

[–]baileyburritt -1 points0 points ago

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And then he'll charge you double the cost of the originals and release a new version every year. The funny part is you'll praise him for it.

[–]FrownSyndrome -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]gamerholic 1 point2 points ago

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he's going to upgrade them because Moses has android tablets...

[–]hatredfuel -5 points-4 points ago

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It would be great if it made him out to be the stealing cheating low life bitch that he was, rather than continuing this whole "He was a visionary -sniffsniff-" bullshit.

[–]silkforcalde -1 points0 points ago

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If heaven is real, Steve Jobs doesn't have a rat's chance in Hell of getting there.

[–]eldania -2 points-1 points ago

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Briiliant, just brilliant :) Couldn't stop laughing for no reason at all

[–]silkforcalde 3 points4 points ago

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You're a bit of an idiot aren't you.

[–]gamerholic 1 point2 points ago

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are u from digg?

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