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[–]schvergen 56 points57 points ago

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Actually, I think it's getting kind of stale.

[–]zerotrash 21 points22 points ago

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Yeah, he made this comic with the yeast amount of effort possible.

[–]darthmater 23 points24 points ago

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I don't know, I laughed for a full flour.

[–]generic-name 19 points20 points ago

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This pun thread is toast.

[–]Brodellsky 17 points18 points ago

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Butter not continue it any further than this.

[–]iamapizza 17 points18 points ago

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This made me loaf out loud

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[–]MrForgettyPants -4 points-3 points ago

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toast

[–]kpham -2 points-1 points ago

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Whaaat. Why is everyone getting down voted? Uptokes for everyone!!

[–]Kaelrox 0 points1 point ago

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I know, especially considering ho jam packed with creativity the comments were.

[–]noonelikesrejection -4 points-3 points ago

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Rolling on the floor laughing, I am.

[–]watdocdude 2 points3 points ago

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I'm rolling on the flour laughing

[–]omjezus 4 points5 points ago

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dough not make another stupid pun!

[–]noonelikesrejection 3 points4 points ago

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Or at least if you are going to make a bun, don't copy mine.

[–]maxp0wah 2 points3 points ago

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Nut bread, nut bread at all.

[–]I_saw_this_on_4chan -2 points-1 points ago

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It's got my sides baking from laughter.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Once you go wheat, it will make your hole weak!

[–]lilmonstersyd 0 points1 point ago

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you are quite clever.

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 2 points3 points ago

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implying he's clever

Confucius say: Oral sex make your day; Anal sex make your hole weak.

[–]DoWhile 0 points1 point ago

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Confucius say: Learn to masturbate, come in handy.

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 0 points1 point ago

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Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel a little cocky.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Confucius say: Man with tool in your mouth not always dentist.

[–]violetxrain -2 points-1 points ago

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"It's takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it."

[–]I_saw_this_on_4chan -2 points-1 points ago

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not to nit pick, but supposedly it makes your hole a lot stronger, and the tubes leading to it...

[–]Hyperlinc 11 points12 points ago

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What's worse is it was inbread.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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God there are so many terrible puns in here.

[–]jbibby 2 points3 points ago

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She's obviously baking it.

[–]Icomey 6 points7 points ago

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What a crumby punchline.

[–]PUNisherStrikesAgain 7 points8 points ago

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It got a rise out of me.

[–]never_upvotes 2 points3 points ago

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I dunno, it looked like she had a yeast infection...

[–]ThatsAJoke 1 point2 points ago

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"Oh yea baby...this is the greatest thing since us."

[–]spoon_master 3 points4 points ago

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he looks like wheat bread, she looks like white bread. Interbread sex... naughty...

[–]Jamo2617 3 points4 points ago

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Dude I told you to wear protection!- now you're gonna get a yeast infection

[–]blink0818 3 points4 points ago

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Hopefully they used a...condiment.

[–]Iwantapikachu 0 points1 point ago

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He seriously kneads protection or he'll be in quite a jam.

[–]pickboogerandfeast 3 points4 points ago

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Suddenly, mayonnaise!

[–]slipperyeel 1 point2 points ago

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[–]warnerrr 0 points1 point ago

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[–]slipperyeel 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck.

[–]warnerrr 0 points1 point ago

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:D

Still a homophone though!

[–]warnerrr 0 points1 point ago

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Hahahahaha, someone hates us dude!

[–]onlyheretolurk 0 points1 point ago

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You made bread a dirty thing

[–]Qweef 0 points1 point ago

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This gave me a crouton

[–]bags_groove 0 points1 point ago

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now imagine two baguettes

[–]Rauthnex 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Bartleby986 0 points1 point ago

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KY, or Welch's?

[–]andyman492 0 points1 point ago

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This was the worst time to stick my hand in my pants to scratch my balls...

[–]GarrettTheMole 0 points1 point ago

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Hi, I'm Garrett.

[–]funkseoulbrotha 0 points1 point ago

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Have you had diet coke spray out of your nose?

It hurts.

Thanks, Jerk.

[–]iwantbread 0 points1 point ago

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damn it why couldn't i find this. it would be perfect!!!!

[–]LivingTheHighLife 0 points1 point ago

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isn't there a back story to this?

[–]beckyemm 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely not the name of my home network or anything...

[–]fuddmillbyrne 0 points1 point ago

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You've just ruined bread for me. Thanks.

[–]DrDeadite 0 points1 point ago

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Took me a second to comprehend the pic. At first I thought the girl bread was dying in the guy bread's arms, and he was crying out, but it made no sense what he was screaming. Then I my brain returned to the gutter and all was good.

[–]BeerNTacos 0 points1 point ago

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That's how you make melba toast.

[–]Tashre 0 points1 point ago

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NSFL

[–]TackyOnBeans 7 points8 points ago

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not safe for lunch?

[–]bolt_krank -2 points-1 points ago

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Looks lke she's got a yeast infection.

[–]phredisgreat316 -2 points-1 points ago

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I like the part where he's gonna crumb.

[–]violetxrain -1 points0 points ago

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I feel dumb now, but in a good way.

[–]r3john_10 -1 points0 points ago

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Hope I will see those in person.

[–]Atario -1 points0 points ago

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Hah, bread boobs.

[–]TheLongKnightofPizza 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't notice until now.

[–]sayhelloPete -1 points0 points ago

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Fucking bread... Always crumbing all over my breakfast-table

[–]TheWinchester -1 points0 points ago

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I don't know why. This is very poorly made.

If the joke was that the anthropomorphic bread was going to "crumb" instead of "cum", then why add a bunch of crumbs on the plate as a detail?

It ruins the joke and is no longer funny.

[–]woofdg79 -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm gonna shoot! I'm gonna shooooot!

[–]TheEpicFails -2 points-1 points ago

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id love to butter your buns babe

[–]DieAnderTier -2 points-1 points ago

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That was crummy.

[–]MAXAMOUS -2 points-1 points ago

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She's flaking it

[–]MagicMoon -2 points-1 points ago

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So that's where those green spots on my bread crumb from...

[–]reallyhellacool -2 points-1 points ago

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everytime.

[–]kirkoswald -2 points-1 points ago

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I find this easy to masturbate to

[–]SeaFour -2 points-1 points ago

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Toast boobs. That is all.