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[–]paxanimus 36 points37 points ago

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Relevant: Dermagraphia

My son has this condition. It's great if you don't have a pen in an emergency.

[–]ajiveturkey 17 points18 points ago

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I have this. A girl once wrote her number on my arm with her nail

[–]schwab002 7 points8 points ago

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How long does that last?

[–]timmythetortuga 3 points4 points ago

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I have it, too. It usually lasts like 10 minutes or something around that time. Mine is a little less prominent but it is pretty much gone if I remember to take my allergy medicine..

[–]QuickLouis 0 points1 point ago

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I have it too, my friends find it fun to scratch the "Monster" logo on me.

[–]xKJx25 0 points1 point ago

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I find it fun to draw maps on my friend's arm. I drew the Philippines once xD

I have this disease too :P cept mine seems to be less active now

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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"Hey baby, you wanna write on my arm?"

[–]Moosdorf 9 points10 points ago

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Fucking tank you dude! i have had this for like... 6 years now not knowing what to do... i have seen doctors and shit... still nothing... untill some random post on Reddit... Tanks!

You shall have my upvote sir!

[–]fucking_leverpostej 5 points6 points ago

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You mean the doctors didn't know this condition?! I fucking know it, and I'm neither a doctor nor a sufferer.

[–]xKJx25 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT!? How can they not know it? o_O its a basic disease >:O all dermatologsts should know it O_O

well, I have it too :P it's nothing serious x]

[–]PicklePoker 3 points4 points ago

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Thank you for this post. I've had this going on for about 2 years now and had no idea what it was.

[–]illgresi 2 points3 points ago

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You didn't think to ask your doctor about it?

[–]blomst32 2 points3 points ago

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"don't worry about it. you're just stressed or something" -family doctor

[–]pokmin100 5 points6 points ago

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Don't assume everybody has a doctor to go see

[–]Thorbinator 7 points8 points ago

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AMERICA.

[–]vinfx 2 points3 points ago

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Best medical system in the wor...

Oh wait.

[–]PicklePoker 0 points1 point ago

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I did and they said it was nothing. That's what I get for going to a local "free" clinic (still cost me $50, gotta love the US of A).

[–]GoldenShackles 2 points3 points ago

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As a teen (maybe even pre-teen) I had this for a couple years, and then it suddenly went away.

It wasn't that big of deal, but here's hoping your son grows out of it too. I suspect it's highly likely.

[–]themapleboy 1 point2 points ago

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Mine would get really itchy after it would bump up. Doesnt do it at all anymore for me either though.

[–]tardsplooger 2 points3 points ago

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Til

[–]ubernood 3 points4 points ago

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It must be great for cheating on tests.

[–]I_Wont_Draw_That 1 point2 points ago

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Why would it be better than just writing with a pen?

[–]Megaakira 0 points1 point ago

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For some symphathy points or something?

[–]keepitgoinglouder 1 point2 points ago

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I have Dermagraphia and this is exactly what it looks like.

[–]phantasmicorgasmic 4 points5 points ago

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Technically it's a five-star.

[–]Raikiribokken 13 points14 points ago

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[–]reallyhellacool 1 point2 points ago

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made me chuckle

[–]captainpiggies 1 point2 points ago

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technically, that was a combat slap.

bitch slaps are only performed with the finger part of the hand.

combat slaps are with the full hand mainly with the palm.

[–]qwikfast 4 points5 points ago

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Great, now I'm going to be thinking of left hand brewery all night.

[–]cloakingdevice 3 points4 points ago

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Mmmmm milk stout.

[–]shootthemoon88 2 points3 points ago

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But it's a right handed hit...

[–]javabrewer 0 points1 point ago

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Backhand!

[–]shootthemoon88 0 points1 point ago

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Touche good sir!

[–]renegadetitty 2 points3 points ago

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Yay! Milk Stout!

[–]sirgrunwald 4 points5 points ago

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So someone just learned they have dermatographism.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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or a severe case of allergy to bitches

[–]1a9r8j7 1 point2 points ago

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Damn! That must be a huge bitch!

[–]gangy86 1 point2 points ago

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[–]BlueSprite 0 points1 point ago

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Did you just post a picture hosted on Youtube?
What the fuck..

[–]n0tsane 1 point2 points ago

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Is someone pushing out from inside him?

[–]eckliptic 1 point2 points ago

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Dermatographia

[–]woofertweeter 1 point2 points ago

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I bet he's feeling some weltschmertz.

Cough. I'll get my coat.

[–]Harutinator 1 point2 points ago

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Once I was really drunk and had a bad sunburn. A friend talked me into letting a body builder slap my back.

I almost died.

[–]withstanding 1 point2 points ago

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He's not your friend, buddy.

[–]gregor777 4 points5 points ago

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repost, recent

[–]Kayski 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's a hand job!

[–]rage_quit6677 0 points1 point ago

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OUCH

[–]girlgeek 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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short fingers

[–]schwiz 0 points1 point ago

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I see you've met Tyler Durden.

[–]please_note 0 points1 point ago

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This image may quite well be older than the internets, themselves. The more you know.

[–]ManuscriptReplica 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure I have seen this photo on facebook before, whats up bellbrook ohio

[–]Turdilton 0 points1 point ago

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CHARLIE MURPHY.........What did the 5 fingers say to the back?

SLAP!

[–]vent543 0 points1 point ago

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a Wilson' bitchslap.....

[–]voldy_mort 0 points1 point ago

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welcome to team body glove

[–]Snipey 0 points1 point ago

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Translation: Rick Flair was here

[–]Slippyy 0 points1 point ago

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Are you sure he isn't just allergic to slaps? Someone get this man some antihistamine!

[–]CriminalMacabre 0 points1 point ago

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Tha's the way we greet in Aragon, Spain, with a loud slap to the back and saying YE MAÑO!

[–]mugwumps 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like bologna

[–]Err0 0 points1 point ago

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http://i.imgur.com/bFlZv.jpg

Friend from this summer, signed and everything

[–]cheezymacaroni 0 points1 point ago

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You mean a red turkey. Duuh geez

[–]pbskids -1 points0 points ago

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OH MY GOSH. That's my handprint! He lost a bet and I got to slap him as hard as I could on his back. I can not believe that this picture ended up on reddit. I am so freakin excited. It's been a year almost since this was taken.