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[–]largestill 89 points90 points ago

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[–]Dr_Von_Spaceman 80 points81 points ago

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Better than resampled in 16 colors, then converted to a gif? Maybe someone could film their screen with a camera phone first for that extra flair.

[–]ExpressoBean 11 points12 points ago

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Optimized for 56k

[–]swampy13 0 points1 point ago

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They have 56K now? No one uses the term "baud" anymore? Where is the world I know?

[–]traek 7 points8 points ago

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I'm on it.

[–]traek 1 point2 points ago*

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It produced a 38MB gif, and it's taking forever to upload. So instead, here's the mp4:

[censored] it had my personally identifiable info embedded in the metadata. Where to upload it?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Don't min.us and imgur strip exif?

[–]traek 4 points5 points ago

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Aaaannddd here it is on minus:

http://i.minus.com/ibimLpGG4bUzrh.gif

[–]Dr_Von_Spaceman 1 point2 points ago

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You're doing the lord's work, traek. Got to admire your dedication to the gag.

Also, nice touch with the landscape orientation.

[–]traek 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, but the gif kept freezing imgur, so I just uploaded and linked to the mp4.

[–]airmandan 1 point2 points ago*

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Curious: what phone did you use that produced a video with personally-identifiable metadata?

[–]Rawmin 1 point2 points ago

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Niiiiiice try

[–]CursiveFusion 13 points14 points ago

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This related video was worth a watch..

[–]OnmyojiOmn 6 points7 points ago

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Really? I clicked this with a reaction speed I only wish I could manage in shooters.

[–]Chaindead 1 point2 points ago

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Family and the dog on the Today Show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BT8i3xMhrg

[–]iamgig 2 points3 points ago

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Wadsworth Constant, you've finally failed me.

[–]largestill 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry. :/

[–]iamgig 0 points1 point ago

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No need. Just saying the video is pretty much all entertaining. No need to skip to the 30% mark.

[–]lllkill 5 points6 points ago

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Are you in Saudi Arabia? How desperate do you have to be to get excited by a blurry half second glimpse of a woman?

LOL.

[–]zhiblin 4 points5 points ago

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For those giving down points, this is quoting an amusing comment on the video.

[–]largestill 0 points1 point ago

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At first I was like, "What?"

Then I watched the whole video and I was like, "Oh, he thinks I've never seen a vagina before."

[–]Terriblious 102 points103 points ago

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God dammit that's so fucking adorable I'm mad. I don't understand it either.

[–]sebdef 23 points24 points ago

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My dog does something similar, but it's when we hold him over water (like in a pool), he starts to run in place, it's hilarious and cruel at the same time, because he has no idea what's going on

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Mine did the same thing when he was in the water. Maybe yours was just doing some warm up paddling.

[–]Wargall 26 points27 points ago

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How do you know he isn't just imagining that he's playing a piano?

[–]khrak 37 points38 points ago

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I see your dog confused by escalator, and raise you a dog swimming over a cup of water.

[–]laurililly 15 points16 points ago

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:D adorable. And he is not ugly at all.

[–]Sydviciouz[S] 9 points10 points ago

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Ha. That's a good one.

[–]lachy2901 4 points5 points ago

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That's so cute!

[–]MrKrazybones 3 points4 points ago

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Thats alot like how my old dog used to be. I would hold him up over our pool and dip his toes in the water, then pull him away from the pool and he would try to swim until you put him on the ground

[–]dalco 3 points4 points ago

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Biological automata. check out the concept.

[–]WMDistraction 0 points1 point ago

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Why do dogs do this? Mine did this, as well.

[–]EddyMac 1 point2 points ago

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Instinct, Dogs are born knowing how to swim

[–]WMDistraction 0 points1 point ago

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So they swim even when they just see water, not when they're in it?

[–]SirSandGoblin 1 point2 points ago

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i guess being held up like that feels more like being in water than being on the ground? maybe.

[–]WMDistraction 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe. I'm just genuinely curious as to what, basically, goes through a dog's head when they paddle like that. XD

[–]siddboots 0 points1 point ago

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It looks more like the dog starts kicking whenever it is over the bench-top.

[–]jeeebus 34 points35 points ago

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It feels like you're running at an incredible rate, Harry!

[–]WeAreTheEnd 1 point2 points ago

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Pull over!...thanks, it's a sweater!

[–]silent_p 1 point2 points ago

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It's a cardigan actually! Thanks for noticing!

[–]Ray717 31 points32 points ago

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That looks as though it was filmed with a potato

[–]Omnitographer 6 points7 points ago

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"Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO! Claps Three Times"

----GLaDOS

[–]nightfan 1 point2 points ago

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A true stroke of genius from Valve... they really do come up with awesome and hilarious ideas.

[–]Xen0nex 11 points12 points ago

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Ahh yes, I've seen this behavior before. Despite popular belief, the dog is not actually praying, but readying his forelegs to grasp prey.

[–]heavensclowd 6 points7 points ago

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My dog will do this if you take him in the pool and hold him just above the water. Even though he isn't in the water, he'll doggy paddle in the air in a kinda slow-motion way.

[–]unHero 1 point2 points ago

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Have you seen 30 rock? Because you remind me of Kenneth.

[–]Juts 3 points4 points ago

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Compress it more I almost saw the dog

[–]gr8ch1mp 1 point2 points ago

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does anybody have the original vid of this? it's a great example of central pattern generators.

[–]TedStickles 3 points4 points ago

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He is used to being dropped so he is just prepared.

[–]carterknudsen 4 points5 points ago

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Guy confused by escalator... is it going up or down?

[–]paolog 1 point2 points ago

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I wondered that too, but look at the ads on the walls - they are in portrait orientation, not landscape, so it's going down.

[–]TheMadMule 2 points3 points ago

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Needs more compression.

[–]Camnesia 1 point2 points ago

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"Guys, I think, uhmmm.... I think... something's wrong..."

[–]RetardMonkey 1 point2 points ago

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that's a long escalator, when does it stop?

[–]telemudcat 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, look. A .gif from the 20th century.

[–]monstrous_moose 1 point2 points ago

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Somebody get this dog a piano!

[–]RaVNzCRoFT 1 point2 points ago

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Did somebody film this on a toaster oven?

[–]old_southy 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure I remember posting this about a year ago.

It's my friend's dog- he even made it on to Australian tv

but .gifs are cool too...

[–]traek 0 points1 point ago

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Holy compression, Batman!

[–]lilstumpz 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like he knows what he's doing.

[–]terreo 0 points1 point ago

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That had a really weird ending.

[–]mrmaster2 0 points1 point ago

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What kind of dog is this?

[–]hybridsole 1 point2 points ago

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Border Terrier, I believe

[–]emit_ 0 points1 point ago

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HK mtr stations?

[–]chewp911 0 points1 point ago

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When you have to compress it that goddamn much, why even bother with the gif? Seriously.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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that's a really really cute confused puppy

[–]Cawnen 0 points1 point ago

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HOW DOES GO UP WITHOUT USE LEGS?

[–]kellogs1 0 points1 point ago

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He's just trying to be a Hydralisk.

[–]MagicMoon 0 points1 point ago

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Man confused by boxing dog.

[–]trucksandtrains 0 points1 point ago

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Border Terriers are the best.

[–]therealflinchy 0 points1 point ago

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loving the gameboy camera.

[–]sashaaa123 0 points1 point ago

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I'm listening to "Eye of the tiger" and it looks like he's boxing.

[–]Buraktionman 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I do on escalators too. You should see me in a lift!

[–]justfutt 0 points1 point ago

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God they can be dumb

[–]VapidStatementsAhead 0 points1 point ago

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"IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING AT AN INCREDIBLE RATE, HARRY!"

[–]dietotaku 3 points4 points ago

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you're about an hour and 40 minutes late, buddy.

[–]MrErinHands 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Creepy_Idea 0 points1 point ago

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They look exactly alike. By any chance do yo know the breed? My dog looks exactly the same, although darker, but all we know is he's some sort of terrier. He's a rescue, so we never had clarification.

[–]MrErinHands 0 points1 point ago

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We aren't sure either, someone abandoned her and my girlfriend rescued her. We've googled a few different mixes and now assume she is a wired hair terrier and a yorkie mix.

[–]Creepy_Idea 0 points1 point ago

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Someone below said Border Terrier, and after researching pics of the breed, I'm pretty sure that's what he is. We thought ours was a wire hair terrier before too, but the head shape was wrong. Look at pics of Border Terriers, you'll see what I mean,

[–]MrErinHands 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly, thats why we assume she may be mixed with a yorkie, although, the border terriers look a lot like them.

[–]Darklyte 0 points1 point ago

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That's Zach Braff's dog if anyone cares.

[–]Shyt4brains -2 points-1 points ago

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I get it. It's funny because dogs are stupid.

[–]oskarw85 3 points4 points ago

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You are too, but not as funny.

[–]WildlifeAnalysis -2 points-1 points ago

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Does anyone else find this gif depressing? It shows how everything dogs do is just an instinctive reaction to external stimuli. It seems like dogs are loyal and it seems like dogs love us on a spiritual level, but this gif reminds us that they're actually pretty much robots reacting to the world the way they're programmed to. And to a lesser extent, humans are the same way.

[–]alittletooraph 2 points3 points ago

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scumbag non sentient life forms... fools you into thinking it actually cares about you.

[–]dalco 0 points1 point ago

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It's cool and depressing man. Dogs are definitely biological automata. They evolved to completely trust and love humans, it has become a part of instinct for them. Just like every other creature aside from humans they run on pure instinct.

It's hard to put humans on the same level as dogs though, we definitely aren't automata. We have the ability to question our instinct through ethics. While you may look at this .gif and see it as depressing, I see it as amazing. We are so separated from these animals, yet we are so strong that we can influence how they develop instinctually. WAY COOL!

[–]DoctorEmo -1 points0 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zJehWwNL-E

Listen to the intro while watching this GIF.

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[–]shadowmask 2 points3 points ago

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Non-sapient, I think you mean, sentient refers to emotional capacity.

[–]Chollly 0 points1 point ago

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Well, he might have meant sentient, but that's a philosophical debate right there.

[–]Cpow -1 points0 points ago

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