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[–]theflyingdutchman59 107 points108 points ago

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fool! go to the foutain of youth then run to the foutain of bacon... to eat bacon twice as long!!!!!!

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Ha! But the secret is that once you've chosen, you arrive to find that they are each mislabeled. You eat beef jerky, and die twice as early.

Also, Zooey Deschanel attends one, and Scarlett Johanssen attends the other. They'll be getting naked, but you'll die just before the sweater puppies get unleashed. Passed out face down in the fountain of jerky, a wrinkled and ornery 38 year old man.

[–]lateralus73 5 points6 points ago

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I like what you have done here and I like your style. I am an ornery 38 year old man, and I like the fact that you used the word "ornery". Upvote for you!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm almost right there with you. Close enough to high five.

[–]foiz5000 0 points1 point ago

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I think that's the first time I've seen that word spelled out. Honestly I thought it was a typo of horny at first.

[–]lateralus73 -2 points-1 points ago

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In reality the two words go hand-in-hand....

[–]Tstock55 0 points1 point ago

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You're pure evil...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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:-p

[–]purpleOranges 3 points4 points ago

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i love it when you can predict the top comment. thank you!

[–]theflyingdutchman59 0 points1 point ago

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its not really a preediction when the choice is very clear!

[–]purpleOranges 0 points1 point ago

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whatever you want to call it.

[–]theflyingdutchman59 0 points1 point ago

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on further thought why not run between the twoo of them? ever lasting bacon?

[–]GSKashmir 14 points15 points ago

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¿Por que no los dos?

[–]shcavez1 2 points3 points ago

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Hoorayyy!!

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Seriously? Take youth. Cook bacon.

[–]Quinni 1 point2 points ago

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wanted to come here to say that. good man.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you sir. Honestly, I'd say safely that it's only the young that would have a problem with this choice. It's probably not a fair question until you're at least into your mid-thirties.

[–]Quinni 1 point2 points ago

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I'm 23 and I can safely say its a fair question.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome, thank you for confirming that thought. I appreciate it.

[–]ipn8bit 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds like a bacon slogan. Take youth, cook bacon.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It is now. :)

[–]Trolly_McTrollerson 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Ragnarok2kx 0 points1 point ago

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Are you sure you wouldn't prefer the fountain of doubt?

[–]jalvey 3 points4 points ago

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Wash down that bacon with some youth water

[–]lateralus73 4 points5 points ago

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I wonder how many times over the years Michael Jackson uttered those very words......

[–]Mr_Fapfap 1 point2 points ago

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Fountain of Youth. Then you can backtrack to the fountain of bacon. If you can't do that then Fountain of Bacon.

[–]IStillSurf 1 point2 points ago

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A fountain of bacon sounds good, but it would probably end up looking like this

[–]PCGCentipede 0 points1 point ago

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That would be awesome

[–]jackerjacks 1 point2 points ago

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The vegetarians will live forever.

[–]hupajoob 1 point2 points ago

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Just saw the artist (Matt Diffee) who created this at a conference last week. He broke down the design of each of his cartoons, and had EVERYONE laughing so hard we couldn't catch our breath: http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=matt+diffee&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

[–]d3v0 1 point2 points ago

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False! Choose fountain of young because by that age your ability to eat loads amount of bacon enjoyably will be far less then when you're young.

[–]bunny1979 1 point2 points ago

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A) First go to fountain of youth B) go back the way you came C) BACON!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]haavarl 0 points1 point ago

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There's always ham ...

[–]katterman 3 points4 points ago

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Right Lisa, like bacon and ham come for the same animal. Some maaaagical animal.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If you choose the fountain of youth you are immediate allergic to bacon, duh.

[–]ponce_de_leon 0 points1 point ago

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you have to go for the bacon on this one

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You could go to the fountain of youth, extend your life, and quest for the fountain of bacon later.

[–]cycophuk 0 points1 point ago

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That isn't even close to being a hard decision. I would rather go to the store and buy bacon as a young man than eat free bacon as an old man.

[–]Verb_Rogue 0 points1 point ago

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I really like the sketching style in this picture. Very simple, but nice.

[–]LizardsRmeiLyfe 0 points1 point ago

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I have this comic on my fridge...

[–]headbanger141 0 points1 point ago

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why the fuck would you do that to anyone?

[–]phovendor54 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like he will die sooner than expected.

[–]SterlingCruncher 0 points1 point ago

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I CHOOSE DEATH BY BACON!

[–]tominsj 0 points1 point ago

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Bacon.

[–]BricksWereShat 0 points1 point ago

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Can I have a fountain of bacon youth?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–]bagmagick 0 points1 point ago

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A never-ending amount of bacon for one life-time, or a never-ending amount of lifetime in which to eat a normal amount of bacon?

Fountain of youth. No question.

[–]Durpadoo 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck soggy bacon, go be young again.

[–]Portashotty 0 points1 point ago

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There's bacon at both ends.

[–]refugeecamp 0 points1 point ago

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Fountain of bacon only if maple syrup included.

[–]liveryowl 0 points1 point ago

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Porque no lo dos?

[–]CleeksFire 0 points1 point ago

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Why not do both?~

[–]readcommentbackwards 0 points1 point ago

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[–]fuckingnihilists[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks. I found it on a random stumble and didn't have any luck tracking down the source.

[–]readcommentbackwards 0 points1 point ago

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Luckily eHo.st is pretty good at doing that task.

[–]WarPhalange -2 points-1 points ago

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BACON NARWHAL BILL MURRAY LOLOLOLOL

AM I DOING IT RIGHT????

[–]taco_tuesdays 0 points1 point ago

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Bacon isn't reddit's "thing." It's delicious because it's bacon.

[–]YoshiDan -1 points0 points ago

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ENOUGH OF THE FUCKING BACON WORSHIP BULLSHIT. IT'S GOTTEN WAY OUT OF HAND AND BACON ISN'T EVEN THAT GOOD.

[–]fuckingnihilists[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get the whole craze, but dude, come on. Bacon is fucking amazing.