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[–]SGTPepper119 72 points73 points ago

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Very clever. That's why Chinese students are so good at math.

[–]RetlaOge 1 point2 points ago

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[–]1NDawesome 0 points1 point ago

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and you link to a random page? good job.

[–]RetlaOge 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, I don't want to sound like a dick, but, look at the name, dumbass.

[–]Yes_Carl_Weathers 0 points1 point ago

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I see that you linked to the op's page, but i still don't see what you're going for here.....

[–]RetlaOge -1 points0 points ago

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Okay, I guess I have to spell it out then. Look at his profile. You see those things that he posted? Most of those are images that are reposted time and time again by karmawhores like him, who religiously post images over and over, crosspost "their own" posts so that they can whore the maximum amount of imaginary internet points. It's pathetic.

[–]1NDawesome 1 point2 points ago

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Scenario: You're a physics teacher, suddenly a student raises his hand in hope for some help and wisdom. Do you then hand him a sheet with Isaac Newtons biography? Details about his early, mid, and after life?

I don't think there's much left to be said here. Walk of shame, you should.

[–]RetlaOge -1 points0 points ago

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That's totally fucking different. There really is no hope for you.

[–]1NDawesome 0 points1 point ago

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Hope in understanding utterly random links posted on a subject/post? No, I guess not, and I thank myself for that every night before I go to bed. Now go and post a link to a whale in a vulcano thread, and hopefully you'll get better results, though I doubt it.

[–]RetlaOge -1 points0 points ago

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utterly random links

Is this really your attempt at trolling? Or are you actually that fucking stupid?

[–]OmniaII 14 points15 points ago

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How do you know the cleaning lady isn't some 'Good Will Hunting' type of person..?

[–]lavender_ 3 points4 points ago

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How does the OP know that the school can even afford a cleaning lady?

[–]OmniaII 0 points1 point ago

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Well she is the OP's mother...

[–]LegendOfAiur 1 point2 points ago

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What's ya major dude?

[–]OmniaII -3 points-2 points ago

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Aeronautical Engineering

  

  

  

Yes, I am a Rocket Scientist...

[–]needsmoreshutup 0 points1 point ago

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Bitch, I'm studying AeroSPACE engineering, I am a Rocket Scientist

[–]Luminaire 0 points1 point ago

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Not yet you aren't!

[–]OmniaII -2 points-1 points ago

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It's all good...

[–]LegendOfAiur 0 points1 point ago

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i was referencing Charlie from its always sunny, when he 'pulls a good will hunting' at a frat. that works too though...

[–]OmniaII 0 points1 point ago

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ah... I don't watch sunny...

[–]Xenc 1 point2 points ago

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[–]OmniaII 1 point2 points ago

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That's Me!!

[–]LostSoulsAlliance 1 point2 points ago

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Cuz she's a woman and this is math...duh!

jk

[–]OmniaII 1 point2 points ago

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She knows maths!! She's a witch!!!

BURN HER!!!

[–]Guard01 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm... Good Will Hunting is available on Netflix Instant... I think I'll go watch it for the first time.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 0 points1 point ago

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I was hoping for a GWH panel. Reddit has let me down again :(

[–]jonas303 7 points8 points ago

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And all the while, what I'm drawing in my notebook: 8===3 and/or ( . Y . )

[–]mimunto 7 points8 points ago

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3=8 (penis in butt)

I just thought about that and (naturally) wanted to share it with the world, but I assume someone already invented it...?

[–]kaidu 6 points7 points ago

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Nope you're the first.

[–]mimunto 2 points3 points ago

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This is the greatest moment of my life. Finally I can earn my parents respect.

[–]We_Are_Not_Amused 4 points5 points ago

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Dad: Son, go out side.

[–]mimunto 4 points5 points ago

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30 year old son: ...but dad, the extension cord isn't long enough

[–]bloed 0 points1 point ago

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Why didn't you teach me this 10 years ago

[–]mimunto 0 points1 point ago

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Why did Darwin discover the concepts of evolution so late? Why did millions of people need to die before Louis Pasteur introduced the germ theory? And why did Albert Einstein allow for mankind to go on living without a basic understanding of the connection between energi and matter for so many years, before he finally presented E = MC2 ?

Those are all interesting questions, but in the end, they will not help us. What has happened is and cannot be changed. We have to look forward.

[–]EatCrayonsShitRainbo 4 points5 points ago

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This once happened on a massive project my team was working on in a room where no one else had access. All of our work had been "cleaned" off the board by the janitor. WTF.

[–]IDlOT 1 point2 points ago

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This made me tear up a little. I have a math midterm in a few hours :'(

[–]femaiden 1 point2 points ago

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We need more Lemon Pledge.

[–]LostSoulsAlliance 0 points1 point ago

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Can't you just buy some and I'll reimburse you?

[–]7zark77 1 point2 points ago

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UNLESS the cleaner is Good Consuela Hunting.

[–]kolm 1 point2 points ago

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While I was teaching on university, we were always expected to clean all boards after lecture. The next guy/gal did not want to start lecture with cleaning your crap.

[–]elephantx 2 points3 points ago

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As a teacher, former student and part-time cleaning lady I can affirm this.

[–]CalamityJane1852 -1 points0 points ago

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Why did you steal this? It belongs to someone else. At least give them the credit.

[–]RetlaOge 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, you got downvoted too.

Summerfags and Knights of the Reddiquette are the ones enabling reposting karmawhores like this faggot.

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[–]caafion 0 points1 point ago

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We are Legion.

[–]kyledouglas521 0 points1 point ago

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The what's gonna be on the test slide is my personal favorite. Physics was the biggest offender of this one for me.

[–]shinygreenbean 0 points1 point ago

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It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.

[–]Zuken 0 points1 point ago

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Basic student-teacher issue:

Teacher: Alright so you have the 2 and the sign that says to add and another 2 which is equal to 4.

Student: Yeah but where did the 2 come from?

[–]2nd_class_citizen 0 points1 point ago

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waiting for the Good Will Hunting version of that...

[–]yeffej 0 points1 point ago

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Whoever made this must be a crappy student.

[–]desquibnt 0 points1 point ago

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I think the last week has been repost week or something. Not very much in the way of original content

[–]ifarmpandas 0 points1 point ago

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First panel still looks easy. Just sayin....

[–]sweettea14 0 points1 point ago

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This is exactly how I feel about Calc right now. Especially the part about what's on the test. The questions are always way fucking harder than anything I've ever seen.

[–]micdoneit 0 points1 point ago

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No, no you buy Windex..

[–]JonSherwell 0 points1 point ago

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As a janitor, I approve of the last panel

[–]ImNotCixelsyD 0 points1 point ago

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Repost..

[–]RawrRevenge -1 points0 points ago

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blatant repost.

[–]RetlaOge -3 points-2 points ago

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Damn summerfags and knights of the reddiquette.

[–]andbruno 0 points1 point ago

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I remember a professor (I think it was physics) who filled about 6 sliding blackboards with notes and formulas, and in the corner wrote "DO NOT ERASE" and the equivalent in Spanish ("NO BORRE" I guess). Well of course the next day all of the boards were completely erased, except for "NO BORRE". I guess that's why they're cleaning ladies, not the most clever of folk.

[–]JebatGa 0 points1 point ago

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So what you're saying is that in america cleaning lady wipes the green board after class. Spoiled brats. Where i'm from we had to clean it when we left it and in some casses if the green board wasn't spotless we had to do it again until it was.

[–]PirateSteve461 0 points1 point ago

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As a cleaning lady, I am highly offended by that picture

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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In my school We(students) had to clean a blackboard. In college doc/prof did it. You are from US, right?

[–]illgresi 0 points1 point ago

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I'm from the US, and in high school/college the teachers/profs cleaned them. In Elementary school, janitors cleaned them.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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you have a cleaning person for you chalkboard? Back in my day the students did it, and they were PROUD to do it (PROUD I SAY!)

[–]poptart2nd -2 points-1 points ago

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how big of a douchebag is the prof. who doesn't erase the chalkboard when he's done?

[–]silent3xe -1 points0 points ago

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Perfectly describes one of the classes I'm taking right now.

[–]jezmck -2 points-1 points ago

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That chalkboard is clearly green.

[–]guanothan -2 points-1 points ago

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Why does the cleaning lady see herself scribbling indecipherable lines on the chalkboard?

[–]doublesget -2 points-1 points ago

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My sql class burst into laughter at this image.

[–]monkey_chakra -4 points-3 points ago

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Elitist crap.