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[–]narakusdemon88[!] 18 points19 points ago

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[–]sam_in_space 7 points8 points ago

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finally some context. Ive seen that gif so many times but the original video is so much better

[–]TheGreatBeldezar 0 points1 point ago

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oh dear lo... wtf.... lmfao

[–]scottpie 0 points1 point ago

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Best thing I've ever seen on the internet. A thousand thanks.

[–]cynthiadangus 8 points9 points ago

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Can somebody explain in detail the worst thing you've seen over there? I'm too pussy to check it out. Or... not pussy enough. One of the two.

[–]7D4Y_WEEKENDS[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Some very deformed vaginas, feces used at lube, it's bad.

[–]cynthiadangus 7 points8 points ago

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Ugh, man. I consider myself desensitized to some pretty shocking internet shit, but I just can't deal with that stuff.

[–]7D4Y_WEEKENDS[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Mods show 3.3B readers ;p

[–]cynthiadangus 2 points3 points ago

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LOL, holy fuck, I hope that's just there as a joke.

[–]MySperm 0 points1 point ago

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fuck that shit, if you think feces used for lube is bad, there's pictures of errected dicks slammed in mouse traps... even gif's of it happening...

[–]tkemberli 2 points3 points ago

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Humanity is all fucked up.

[–]buddhabread 1 point2 points ago

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One of the top posts right now is what I hope to hell is a cadaver hand, each finger sliced up like a sausage, with a dick photoshopped in. Urgh.

[–]ci5ic 0 points1 point ago

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It's the creepy ass dog porn that freaks me out the most.

[–]sint0xicateme 2 points3 points ago

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There was one link entitled "Man's Best Friend" and basically it was a German Shepard with duct tape on it's snout and it's fore legs tied behind it's back. It looked so incredibly painful. And this man was doing some god awful unspeakable shit to this dog's posterior. But since you wanted detail: Anal beads, catheter, his space dick, gah...I'm done. There were like 6 or 7 pics and I was blown away. I literally shut off my computer and just went catatonic for awhile.

[–]buddhabread 3 points4 points ago

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Is there a face? Post his face (for the love of god chop it out of the rest of the pics) to reddit with a call to find him and notify police so they can put his ass in jail for animal cruelty and bestiality and any other charge they can slap on him.

[–]sint0xicateme 0 points1 point ago

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I don't believe there was a face...but if you are brave you can look for it. As for myself, never again. If I recall correctly, there were about 15 or so comments on the madness and all the people in the sub were equally appalled.

[–]Julicious 1 point2 points ago

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I've been through the same horror. I've spent the few hours after in a foetal position watching the lion king in loop...

/r/spacedicks; never more.

[–]cynthiadangus 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope

[–]McBride36 1 point2 points ago

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Someone posted a link to a video of a man being decapitated by a chainsaw...

[–]jweedy 2 points3 points ago

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Yup, that's what did it for me. click deformed whatevs click medical nasty whatevs click video......chainsaw.....that's gotta be fake..IT'S NOT FAKE...KNIFE TO THE OTHER GUYS THROAT OH MY GOD catatonia

[–]McBride36 2 points3 points ago

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It was the first and last thing I saw on r/spacedicks...that is the only corner of the internet I am unwilling to venture into...

[–]jweedy 0 points1 point ago

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Never again. I found my limit, and that was it.

[–]Rosie2jz 0 points1 point ago

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theYNC. Probably worse then spacedicks without the fucked up porn though? but i guess you got efukt for that...

[–]McBride36 0 points1 point ago

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this is a conundrum...do I go and look or do I live my life only semi-catatonic

[–]jweedy 0 points1 point ago

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Yup, that's what did it for me. click deformed whatevs click medical nasty whatevs click video......chainsaw.....that's gotta be fake..IT'S NOT FAKE...KNIFE TO THE OTHER GUYS THROAT OH MY GOD catatonia

[–]mukashakapaka 0 points1 point ago

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Cadaver, cut open, with someone fucking it. You can see the tip of the dick in the abdominal cavity.

[–]cynthiadangus 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my fuck.

[–]userSNOTWY 0 points1 point ago

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zombie transexual fucks skinned horse head in the eye and blows the tongue

[–]FUCKALLYOURSHIT 23 points24 points ago

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[–]standardcherry 6 points7 points ago

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This video... is incredible

[–]DoppelFrog 2 points3 points ago

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I laughed until I cried. Genius.

[–]Lombax42 1 point2 points ago

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it's-a-me, italian Spiderman!

[–]Technicolored 0 points1 point ago

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I would watch this on a regular basis if it really existed....

[–]KingNick -3 points-2 points ago

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Still better than Spiderman 3. Yeah, great casting for Venom, I almost forgot he was supposed to be 110lb wet. GOSH STOP RUINING SPIDERMAN TOBY!!

[–]Sir_Trees 18 points19 points ago

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ಠ _ಠ oh good lord Edit: DO NOT LOOK.

[–]Dave_ 6 points7 points ago

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I will trust you.

[–]sam_in_space 5 points6 points ago

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why did i look

[–]sprocktologist 1 point2 points ago

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fuck fuck fuck fuck

I should have read the comments first

[–]ReleventSimpsonQuote 2 points3 points ago

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Rainier Wolf-castle: ZE GOGGLES! ZEY DO NOTHING!!!

[–]thisissam 3 points4 points ago

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Why...why did I browse.

Morbid curiosity, I guess. I stopped when I got to the pic of the guy jerking off with a huge load of wet shit.

[–]skond 0 points1 point ago

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NSFW or SFW <-both SFL, no worries.

[–]m00nh34d 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Gerald_Bald_Z 0 points1 point ago

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I'm scarred

[–]m00nh34d 0 points1 point ago

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You should be.

[–]Gerald_Bald_Z 0 points1 point ago

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I went. And now I'm scared

[–]casual_shoggoth 9 points10 points ago

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[–]manfuck 2 points3 points ago

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Man, fuck spacedicks.

[–]Perturbed_Spartan 2 points3 points ago

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

[–]amazingmaximo 2 points3 points ago

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WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT

[–]HMK623 2 points3 points ago

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James May is horrified!

[–]sprocktologist 2 points3 points ago

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[–]iamnotafish 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT THE FUCK HAS BEEN SEEN

sobs

[–]Rosie2jz 1 point2 points ago

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wtf no why why no NO

DO NOT GO TO R/SPACEDICKS WHY IS THAT SHIT ON HERe? LITERALLY I MEAN IT SHIT

[–]B0h1c4 1 point2 points ago

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WTF is wrong with people? I'm not sure if this subreddit is just an attempt at shock-attention whoring or if these people are legitimately disturbed individuals. ....so fucked up.

[–]goodytwotoes 1 point2 points ago

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AAAAAAAAAHHH WHY DID I GO THERE? I was so horrified I was hurrying to exit on my cell phone and accidentally put it on my front page. This was followed by a minute of whimpering and sprinting to my computer to edit my front page. I try to avoid the disgusting parts of the internet, and that was a slap in the face.

[–]Letsgetitkraken 1 point2 points ago

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I'd be careful walking in there with your mouth all open.

[–]MuteSecurity 1 point2 points ago

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wtf, 3 million people have that on their frontpage?

[–]LongLastingStick 1 point2 points ago

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I chubbed

[–]englandwales 0 points1 point ago

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italian spiderman!

[–]apheliotrophic 0 points1 point ago

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"buh, woah! uhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

[–]ArPak 0 points1 point ago

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He should have a big smile at the end. Y'know.. So people might actually try and go to r/spacedicks and have a look =D

[–]thatscentaurtainment 0 points1 point ago

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Again, should have listened to OP...

[–]bmg50barrett 0 points1 point ago

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.

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 1 point2 points ago

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?

[–]bmg50barrett 0 points1 point ago

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spacedicks huh? i see you and raise you r/choppedpenis

[–]THEJAZZMUSIC 0 points1 point ago

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You will need to open your mouth a lot wider than that, Earthling.

[–]DystopianFreak 0 points1 point ago

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Still not as bad as this reddit.

[–]sarahkelly1 0 points1 point ago

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WHY DOES THIS EXIST

[–]realfli 0 points1 point ago

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shakers gonna shake.

[–]MateriaLLo 0 points1 point ago

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Sweet lord Cthulhu.

[–]pacman42 0 points1 point ago

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gets curious

....HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

[–]hazlos 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone sum up spacedicks for me? its one subreddit I've been afraid to go to.

[–]PabstSmear 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you for making me look at /r/spacedicks Cannot be unseen!

[–]sandandpomp 0 points1 point ago

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Love "Italian Spiderman," I hope I'm reading some article on Rotten Tomatoes or IMDb and I learn read, "from the creators of an obscure viral video called Italian Spiderman." It would make my day.

[–]Wargall 0 points1 point ago

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It's basically just /b/ in a subreddit

[–]_langa_ 0 points1 point ago

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Screw you for pointing that out. I've been on spacedicks for like an hour now and I think my mind has been proper fucked. I have a wedding to go to tonight for fucks sake ARRGGHHH!!

[–]Qwuffl -4 points-3 points ago

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Fuck this, i see this gif posted like 5 times a week and it always makes it to the frontpage.

** SURE WAY TO GET KARMA **

Post this in 3-4 days in any of these subreddits: r/pics, r/funny, r/wtf

  • I was 9 when i walked in on my parents having sex, this was my reaction
  • I showed my friend 2girls1cup. This probably best describes it
  • How i found out that my roommate likes to masturbate to gay porn

And so long. Enjoy frontpage.

[–]HeatherMarMal 2 points3 points ago

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I've never seen this gif before this.

[–]dhaft88 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen this on the frontpage.

[–]Floopfloopfloopfloop 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe he's only been here a week?

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/rahX8.gif

[–]steaksawse 0 points1 point ago

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You're right. I checked r/gifs yesterday and saw this at least three times. That said, I still find it funny.

[–]Scandinavian_Avenger 0 points1 point ago

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This is from Italian Spiderman. Awesome

[–]jdaberwocky -1 points0 points ago

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Did EVERYONE just find out about this .gif?