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[–]alittlealot 101 points102 points ago

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Arthur will never be the same for me... childhood ruined...upvote anyway

[–]jobin_segan 36 points37 points ago

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Arthur has been renewed for me... childhood extended...

Amongst other things... tee hee.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 38 points39 points ago

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Watch out guys, he's talking about his penis.

[–]BHSPitMonkey 4 points5 points ago

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If that didn't do the trick, try this.

[–]Marowak 31 points32 points ago

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A-A

R-D

V-A-R-K!

[–]ENKC 5 points6 points ago

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I declare Noddy the champion of the sports day!

Ahem. Those two lines were immediately adjacent to one another in a trailer put on 'ABC Kids' VHS videos here in Australia. The whole sequence is permanently burned into my brain.

[–]ijordison 3 points4 points ago

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[–][deleted] 112 points113 points ago

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Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekyll! Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde!

[–]gazeheuristic 66 points67 points ago

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Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card!

[–]Walkspace 17 points18 points ago

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Who's Dewey?!

[–]DontDropTheIceSoap 28 points29 points ago

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I'm waiting for the dubstep remix. "are you returning? no...RENEW!!!" WUB WUB WUB

[–]Rekzai 2 points3 points ago

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This.

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[–]EthanolTrousers 0 points1 point ago

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so, number two

[–]Franholio 1 point2 points ago

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Goddamnit, now that song will be stuck in my head all day.

[–]well_maybe 163 points164 points ago

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That's a lota santorum

[–]ibluemyself19 85 points86 points ago

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[–]Cpow 54 points55 points ago

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As a gay man, I have never experienced this. Most people overestimate the dirtiness of anuses; unless the receiver actually needs to shit, its generally really clean.

[–]pottos 20 points21 points ago

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Go on...

[–]om3ga777 17 points18 points ago

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Uhm, no thanks ...

[–]philby-p 5 points6 points ago

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Savage is quick to point out that the definition says "sometimes" and that if you're doing it right it won't happen to you.

[–]SpaceManAndy 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed. And why would you shove something in there if it were already "full"?

[–]DeviouslyIdling 0 points1 point ago

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indeed

[–]searingsky -1 points0 points ago

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the human anal cavity, even if there is no visible fecal matter, is pretty much the most germ ridden place on earth.

[–]Cpow 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure the human mouth is worse

[–]searingsky 0 points1 point ago

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nope. just as an example: when you poop, 30% of your turd are bacteria. 30 fucking %

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Hey if you keep posting this that poor politician will never have friends again. Please think of the Santorum.

[–]JamesLiptonIcedTea 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Spi_Vey 9 points10 points ago

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Its more disgusting than I thought.

[–]theboneycrony 11 points12 points ago

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Why were you downvoted? TIL.

[–]lokialex 0 points1 point ago

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"Senator Rick Santorum" Aha?

[–]Anosognosia 19 points20 points ago

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Now they're not going to get married either.

[–]toxicFork 5 points6 points ago

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No, they TRIED it!

[–]bookemdanno 20 points21 points ago

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no. rule34 will not ruin another childhood memory of mine.

[–]SyntaxTheFourth 5 points6 points ago

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Too late.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Deedoubleyou!

[–]TheMadMule 7 points8 points ago

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Dora Winifred Reed!

[–]Cash5YR 12 points13 points ago

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Huh. And I thought aardvarks were filthy animals before I learned that they have anal sex in the kitchen. That is a very unsanitary location for that type of behavior.

[–]Dfnoboy 6 points7 points ago

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They were aardvarks?

[–]paindancer 1 point2 points ago

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A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K!

[–]sunkenOcean01 7 points8 points ago

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I didn't even know aardvarks HAD kitchens!

[–]crazycarl1 12 points13 points ago

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Unfortunately, my first time was also my last time

[–]paindancer 38 points39 points ago

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Do people not understand the value of disposable enemas from the drugstore? Seriously... they're like... $1.50.

Have all the buttsex, without all the gross.

Geez...

[–]toastyghost 24 points25 points ago

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permalinking this to all my ex-girlfriends

[–]paindancer 19 points20 points ago

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YOU DO THAT.

Anal sex: You're all doing it wrong.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Mopso 0 points1 point ago

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So, just for you.

[–]Timmain 0 points1 point ago

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o.0

Disposable? A waste of good plastic, that is. :P

[–]paindancer 0 points1 point ago

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For casual players, my good Sir.

Also, not everyone has an enema fetish and wants to buy all the appropriate toys thereof :P

Some of us view it as necessary hygienic prep to a scene, no more. ;)

[–]Timmain 0 points1 point ago

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:P I'll agree with the hygienic prep part, certainly. Never considered it as a fetish before...

...hmn.

[–]paindancer 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Timmain 1 point2 points ago

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/sigh Is there anything you don't know? :)

[–]paindancer 1 point2 points ago

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I am an inter-dimensional wellspring of useless information.

[–]Timmain 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't say useless...

[–]wartexmaul 0 points1 point ago

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So... fuck her with the enema nozzle?

[–]paindancer 0 points1 point ago

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If you're into Klismaphilia, suuuuuuuuure... Probably.

[–]robertras 3 points4 points ago

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Or shall we say fortunately?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Way to ruin my childhood.

[–]killinglisa 2 points3 points ago

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That's Arthur's PARENTS you're talking about!

[–]Hellasaurusrex 4 points5 points ago

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That's completely wrong! My first time was way messier than that.

[–]wtfishappeningtome 1 point2 points ago

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Robsodomy.

[–]bvanman 1 point2 points ago

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I so want a fucking cake baked from that aardvark.

[–]whats_reddit 1 point2 points ago

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way to ruin Arthur for me....

[–]Keilz 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god not okay

[–]flaccid_member 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like 2 separate brownspots. He's a giver and a taker.

[–]w1ll1amz 1 point2 points ago

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omg i had a dream like this last night and ive only just remembered now.

[–]I_Jump2conclusions 1 point2 points ago

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HEY!

[–]isignedupforthis 1 point2 points ago

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Go on...

[–]lostpasswordagain 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously... You just RUINED one of my favorite childhood shows...

Fuck that was Hilarious!

[–]drenalone 1 point2 points ago

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Who the fuck puts an oven in the corner like that?

[–]theupdown 1 point2 points ago

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wow, this is pretty unique, i don't usually see rule 34 Arthur. Props!

[–]Woody4351 1 point2 points ago

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does this picture remind anyone else of that story from "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell"?

[–]norris528e 2 points3 points ago

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I love it when PBS kids shows are made dirty

[–]Ibroke 2 points3 points ago

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You bastard. You dirty bastard. You ruined my favorite childhood show (and current, but that's a different story), but somehow, SOMEHOW, I upvoted this...

[–]ledzep4life 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]CoolMAF 3 points4 points ago

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Not Arthur's mom and the Brain!

[–]Eleos 2 points3 points ago

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Uhm. That is Arthur's dad...

Yep.

[–]opaeoinadi 2 points3 points ago

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[–]icecreammuscles 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously people? That is gross and saddening. Haven't any other women here heard of enemas? If you love your boyfriend use one for boner's sake!

[–]genupb 1 point2 points ago

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You're doing it wrong.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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All that santorum....

[–]katoherakarerehera 0 points1 point ago

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can't...not...upvote...

[–]blatently_blunt 0 points1 point ago

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I think you're doing it wrong.

[–]MacchuPichu 0 points1 point ago

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you , damn you are right haha

[–]hypnotoadglory 0 points1 point ago

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way to ruin my childhood

[–]consecutive_commas 0 points1 point ago

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MY CHILDHOOD GIVE IT BACK

[–]anal_rapist_ 0 points1 point ago

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Should have done it outside for fuck's sake. That's the way to do it.

[–]GreenSage45 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, so much santorum

[–]Cpow 0 points1 point ago

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Relevant username, OP.

[–]Lord_NShYH 0 points1 point ago

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I fuckin' LOL'd.

[–]iamkorean 0 points1 point ago

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I just let out a very long: 'ahhh fuck....' as I opened the link

[–]CaliToast 0 points1 point ago

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Why is it that i was able to read that in the moms voice perfectly even though i havn't seen Arthur in damn near 7 years.

[–]lieabeautifullife 0 points1 point ago

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This picture has pretty much ruined my childhood....

[–]deliver_us 0 points1 point ago

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my childhood is ruined as of today.

[–]Amehunt 0 points1 point ago

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'the first time'....reddit ruined a sweet childhood memory?

This is the hardly the first

[–]adamzep91 0 points1 point ago

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My. Childhood..

[–]sarcasticmrfox 0 points1 point ago

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You'll be back

[–]AmbroseMcC 0 points1 point ago

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i vomited a little bit when i saw this.

[–]ShitBabyPiss 0 points1 point ago

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oh man...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Look at OP's name, lol...

[–]dr_dazzle 0 points1 point ago

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ITT: people uncomfortable with their sexuality

[–]Mark_Lincoln 0 points1 point ago

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Santorum on the kitchen floor! They must be republicans.

[–]OStigger 0 points1 point ago

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way to ruin 90% of my childhood...

[–]LuTheLunatic 0 points1 point ago

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Really, whyd you need to bring Arthur into this?

[–]reederjr 0 points1 point ago

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How strange is it that when I was young, I would tell time in "Arthur's"?

[–]spicysamosa 0 points1 point ago

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Releventish: The 15th anniversary season of Arthur will be premiering on PBS Kids on Monday Oct 10th! Arthur's Facebook page.

[–]ShitMuncher 0 points1 point ago

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The internet always goes straight for the childhood...

[–]timredditwis 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha, shit, i can't remember the last time i laughed so long at a picture, this is awesome

[–]Unckmania 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. This is dirty... I felt bad.. Man...

[–]Zuken 0 points1 point ago

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You've got to prepare the anus.

[–]headbanger141 0 points1 point ago

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upvote for arthur rule 34.

[–]l33tb3rt 0 points1 point ago

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I am done with The Internet today.

[–]saywee123 0 points1 point ago

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[–]GRiiM 0 points1 point ago

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Childhood Ruined, thanks a lot! :L

[–]GayPterodactyl 0 points1 point ago

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Why does everyone think it's like that?

[–]HowDoYouDo87 0 points1 point ago

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woah

[–]ayraerae 0 points1 point ago

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And I say hey, HEY!

[–]therobotjeff 0 points1 point ago

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"And I say HEY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!!! I'm sorry no because my ass is bleeding."

[–]drinkme217 8 points9 points ago

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YOU MESSED UP THE METER OF THE SONG WITH YOUR OMITTED LYRICS. I HAD TO SING IT IN MY HEAD LIKE THIS. FEEL THE SCORN OF MY CAPS.

[–]Lord_NShYH 0 points1 point ago

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Arthur: UR DOIN IT RIGHT.

[–]Aesthete -1 points0 points ago

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This is what happens when you don't poop out all the enema water.

[–]rblue -4 points-3 points ago

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If you're a gay dude, I totally get buttsex - 'cause hey, no vag. But for those that have a partner with a perfectly formed and functioning vag right there? Why? Why get shit stains on your cock and balls?

[–]lebowskiquote -1 points0 points ago

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nice fucking combo, many congratulations are due

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Can't...unsee...