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[–]BrichNorm 206 points207 points ago

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Ron Swanson is the fucking man. Might be my favorite character on TV

[–]dumdumdurr 89 points90 points ago

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Part of me died when he showed up without a mustache.

[–]Uday23 89 points90 points ago

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Did that same part of you rise from the dead after he chugged a gallon of pure alcohol?

[–]bwishey 27 points28 points ago

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I was half hoping his mustache would have regrown once he moved the bottle from his face.

[–]ColonelEwart 8 points9 points ago

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me too actually

[–]marishtar 23 points24 points ago

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I know my part of me that originally died certainly reanimated itself.

[–]theswankeyone 5 points6 points ago

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Like a true Swanson.

[–]bloodflart 1 point2 points ago

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I'd give my left nut to get a gif of him chugging that like a boss.

[–]Forthewolfx 42 points43 points ago

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I hope the rest of your day is cool beans.

[–]ttblue 2 points3 points ago

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FORTHEWOLFX SAID IT. NOW IT MUST BE TRUE. YOUR DAY WILL NOW BECOME COOL BEANS.

[–]AppleSaucePants 1 point2 points ago

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I wasn't having a good day before, but after reading this I found $20 and all my dead hooker problems disappeared!

[–]monkpants 1 point2 points ago

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HAHAHA that's so funny! HAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]ksumhs -2 points-1 points ago

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I COULDN'T AGREE MORE!!!

[–]Sromiex 25 points26 points ago

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It looked so unnatural.

[–]Selffaw 20 points21 points ago

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Leslie, you goofball!

[–]HMS_Pathicus 7 points8 points ago

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It rubbed off.

[–]Albrecht_Letao 10 points11 points ago

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From friction.

[–]ColHunterGathers 4 points5 points ago

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I felt like i saw JFK get shot.

[–]jstarlee 1 point2 points ago

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I literally said "what the fuck" when I saw that.

[–]MLBM100 28 points29 points ago

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Little Sebastian made him the man he is today.

[–]XG-7000 17 points18 points ago

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[–]LifeObserver 3 points4 points ago

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just watched this episode today! haha!

[–]Swordplough 0 points1 point ago

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Drunk Ron Swanson, that drink must have been something special since his mom's recipe didn't do a thing to him.

[–]ONPRaGu 1 point2 points ago

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Snake Juice!

[–]seedlesssoul 37 points38 points ago*

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Ron fucking Swanson is my hero. Best quote, "Sir, give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, I think you misheard me. What you heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs, I said give me all the bacon and eggs you have."

[–]arbuthnot-lane 21 points22 points ago

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"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have.

Wait … wait.

I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.

What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?"

[–]CaptHandsome 8 points9 points ago

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The first season was awful, but everything since has been gold. In that season - maybe the first ep - when they establish Ron as a lover of breakfast foods, I was hooked. The exchange with Leslie in a later ep slayed me:

"Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?" "People are idiots, Leslie."

And the poster in his office. Gold gold gold.

[–]trippysmurf 6 points7 points ago

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"The Four Horsemeals of the Eggporkalypse"

[–]akatherder 3 points4 points ago

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That got me thinking... I wouldn't say the first season was awful, but it was a completely different show. It was all about Andy/Karen and Leslie/Mark Brandenawitz (sp?). And that stupid hole.

I'm glad they survived and got away from that stuff. It's so much better now.

[–]seedlesssoul 1 point2 points ago

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This picture framed in my office are of my two favorite things. Brunettes and Breakfast food.

[–]haley_joel_osteen 17 points18 points ago

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Best character on the best current comedy on TV.

[–]PsyanideInk 3 points4 points ago

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PROTIP: Add "the" before "TV" in most sentences in order to instantly sound 50 years older. e.g. "might be my favorite character on the TV."

[–]kc7wbq 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed. The show really hit it's stride when they made him a bigger part of the story.

[–]AssCommander 0 points1 point ago

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He listens to Neil Young, Gets buzzed and woodworks, and is a great actor. There's nothing not to love about this guy.

[–]maximushobbes 86 points87 points ago

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Every time she laughs, an angel dies. Even telemarketers avoid her. Her birth was payback for the sins of man. But you know the worst thing about her? She works for the library.

[–]PhotonFlux 33 points34 points ago

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Punkass book jockeys!

[–]dboti 5 points6 points ago

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Whale tail. Whale tail. She's flashing a whale tale. Abort. Abort.

[–]amuse-douche 4 points5 points ago

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Tell me, what's it like to stare into the eye of Satan's butthole?

[–]alison_bee 67 points68 points ago

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EVERYBODY PANTS NOW! pants, pants pants pants pants, pants, pants, pants, pants!

[–]allowatt 11 points12 points ago

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Go to bed, Jimmy!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Not even close... marvin closes... glenn close

[–]dormsnacks 16 points17 points ago

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STOP.....POOPING

[–]jbw911 35 points36 points ago

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Anyone? How bout 2,813 Pawneans! r/pandr

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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You. I didn't know this existed. I'm embarrassed right now because I'm speechless. deep inhales Thank you.

[–]EmperorYork 0 points1 point ago

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In that case, have you checked this out?

[–]pen_name 1 point2 points ago

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Okay, so silly question but how does one search for particular sub pages? I always just search for something in the search bar and look for their original r/______

[–]arbuthnot-lane 2 points3 points ago

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You can try metareddit

[–]pen_name 1 point2 points ago

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Happy birthday!

[–]Isentrope 0 points1 point ago

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I literally looked for this subreddit 3 days ago and found /r/parksandrecreation to be pretty dead, which is weird since the show is so popular.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 47 points48 points ago

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DJ Roomba gon' be mad.

[–]DragnKing 19 points20 points ago

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You killed DJ Roomba!

[–]jstarlee 4 points5 points ago

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He was like a son to me!

[–]DragnKing 0 points1 point ago

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I built him myself...

[–]DogByte64 1 point2 points ago

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He's gonna haunt you. AND PLAY THE BLACK-EYED PEAS ON INFINITE LOOOOOP!!

[–]nothin_but_quotes 5 points6 points ago

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Whats hot, DJ Roomba!?

[–]rnjbond 5 points6 points ago

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The return of DJ Roomba!

WTF is that song that he's playing anyway?

[–]RestoreFear 5 points6 points ago

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[–]huckfinn5891 13 points14 points ago

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"I ate it already" ... "I could smell it in your purse before I could even park my car and now it's gone and I HATE everything." [Runs away]

[–]cendien 26 points27 points ago

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Aaaand now I have to rewatch this episode. Right fucking now.

(S2E10, for anyone wondering)

[–]killadelph21 24 points25 points ago

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Here is a claymor. Protect your property

[–]hodski 26 points27 points ago

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I watch this while drinking super water and eating chicky chicky parm parm with a food rake.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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R to the O to the N N N

Said Swanson's got swagger the size of Big Ben

Clock

[–]nothin_but_quotes 16 points17 points ago

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K to the N to the O P E

Dopest little shorty in all of Pawnee

indiana

[–]LutzExpertTera 13 points14 points ago

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I'M RON FUCKING SWANSON

[–]Brucrew37 12 points13 points ago

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AND YOU'RE LESLIE FUCKING KNOPE

[–]foodrakes 14 points15 points ago

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Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness is the best desktop I've ever had. Inspires me every day.

full size here thx entertainment weekly: http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/110120/park-recs-pyramid_1500.jpg

Also, check the username. Tommy Fresh forever

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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Best show on tv.

[–]Renmauzuo 10 points11 points ago

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I was all ready to rage about improper use of "literally" but then it figuratively hit me.

[–]mavstar 0 points1 point ago

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I'm really sorry to harsh your mellow, but... literally also means figuratively.

  1. (I typed 4) in effect; in substance; very nearly; virtually.

If you need a shoulder to cry on, I'll be on the Internets.

[–]hookedupphat 17 points18 points ago

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Come on down to r/pandr

[–]Mozzy 12 points13 points ago

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Stop pandring to Reddit.

[–]hookedupphat -2 points-1 points ago

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Um, what?

[–]Mozzy 7 points8 points ago

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pandr = pander

[–]hookedupphat 9 points10 points ago

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ooh, I eventually saw what you did there.

[–]Miltage 0 points1 point ago

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People dumb.

[–]diversionmary 5 points6 points ago

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bitches be crazy

[–]Pander 4 points5 points ago

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What?

[–]Mozzy 1 point2 points ago

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I'm very relieved that your account is older than my post.

[–]bravelittledonut 10 points11 points ago

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"The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife effigy." - Ron Swanson

[–]Paterack 5 points6 points ago

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I didn't shave it, it rubbed off...from friction.

[–]bravelittledonut 8 points9 points ago

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"It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teet until they have sore, chapped nipples. I'm gonna need a different metaphor to give this nine year old." - Ron Swanson

[–]whosmav 0 points1 point ago

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'You ate her lunch!'

[–]thedude213 3 points4 points ago

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"What's up baby, one minute you're hitting the party button and the next minute you're all business?"

[–]Whatyoushouldknow 0 points1 point ago

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haha I love Aziz's gangsta ass.

[–]Ididerus 2 points3 points ago

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that's the best joke you've got?

[–]that-one_whiteguy 7 points8 points ago

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Just finished season 1-3 last night on netflix.

[–]Bob_Faget 0 points1 point ago

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i hope that means you finished the last few episodes or something last night ... and not that you actually watched and finished all 46 episodes just last night

[–]Miltage 6 points7 points ago

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I finished the first season in just under 20 minutes.

[–]that-one_whiteguy 6 points7 points ago

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I finished the last few episodes last night. I've only cried twice in my life once when I was seven and last night when I watched the episode when Lil Sebastian died.

[–]Chucke4711 4 points5 points ago

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He's 5000 candles in the wiiiiiiind.

[–]pass_over 4 points5 points ago

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clip?

[–]lgille 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of my dad.

[–]frickonature 1 point2 points ago

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Ron-tanamo Bayyyyyyyy!

[–]KingOfTheCastle7 1 point2 points ago

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[–]youdontsaythat 1 point2 points ago

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Fishing relaxes me, it's like yoga but I still get to kill something.

[–]Scotchya_12 1 point2 points ago

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It's Thursday!!!! Plus Community if anyone like that one too.

[–]Brucrew37 0 points1 point ago

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I think I could watch any show with Ken Jeong and Chevy. They are hillarious

[–]right_in_two 1 point2 points ago

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[–]aznchump411 1 point2 points ago

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greatest show, no one's watching..

[–]Conchobair 1 point2 points ago

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Aubrey Plaza needs to have my babies.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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IMHO, the best show on television right now.

[–]LifeObserver 0 points1 point ago

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I read literally in Chris Traeger's voice...

[–]ONPRaGu 0 points1 point ago

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"hhLITrally"

[–]Frijolero 0 points1 point ago

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DAS RACIST!!!

[–]amialiceglass 0 points1 point ago

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[–]rastapasta808 0 points1 point ago

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yes yes yes yes yes yes

[–]silence_is_golden 0 points1 point ago

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A dartboard at what appears to be proper height. I can dig it.

[–]benw24 0 points1 point ago

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"Rap music has words!?" -- Bill McNeal, NewsRadio.

[–]orange_jooze 0 points1 point ago

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What is it with people who make these screencaps? Why do they always have to use their shitty Photoshop filter?

[–]KWoodpb8 0 points1 point ago

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have you read the history of the ladder?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Btw, go see Moneyball... You won't recognize Andy!!!! Soooo hot!

[–]IvarForkbeard 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand a single comment here. What is this?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Dear lord, turn on NBC tonight at 8:30.

[–]Giantpanda602 0 points1 point ago

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Parks & Recreation, anyone?

FTFY

[–]DrSavageRly 0 points1 point ago

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upvoted for Ron Swanson

[–]GentlemanGooGoo 0 points1 point ago

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Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have.

[–]solefald 0 points1 point ago

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Knope/Swanson 2012!

Best show on TV!

[–]mjbrads 0 points1 point ago

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Greatest character in televison right now.

[–]razorbackgeek 0 points1 point ago

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I once worked for a copier company. I was installing print drivers on a server at a ranger station. Dunno if they meant to do this or not, but when I started installing the print driver I had to create a user on the DC, for a few brief moments I was able to access all the users who accessed the Depart of the Interiors domain. Was pretty cool.

[–]VadersGonnaVade 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, that is a good show and this scene once happened in it.

[–]earthboundEclectic 0 points1 point ago

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[–]cabar93 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.

[–]kankle_king 0 points1 point ago

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Just because you are late to the Parks party doesn't mean that you should post this...What if everyone just posted EVERY FUNNY JOKE FROM EVERY FUNNY SHOW EVER? Would you like that?

[–]Tighten_Up 0 points1 point ago

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You're literally listening to turkey calls.

Is this not dubstep?

FTFY

[–]smdepot 0 points1 point ago

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yes please

[–]catfysh 0 points1 point ago

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always.

[–]mko1991 0 points1 point ago

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is this season 4?

[–]scarystuff 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking LOVE that show!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hells yes.

[–]hamkitteh 0 points1 point ago

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Is P&R at all as awesome as The Office?

[–]Conchobair 1 point2 points ago

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Right now it's better that what The Office has become.

[–]polarism 0 points1 point ago

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So true

[–]rblue 0 points1 point ago

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I love the show regardless, but it's really cool to me because it's actually based off of the town I live in. They even read our newspaper in many episodes. Just a fun fact.

[–]VoxNihilii -4 points-3 points ago

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That joke is not funny in the least. Maybe the show is great, maybe the delivery is incredible, but that joke is extremely lackluster.

[–]Cptn_Janeway 1 point2 points ago

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You have to know Ron Swanson

[–]15sunrises -3 points-2 points ago

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Hey guys I watch a TV show that millions of other people watch!

[–]haiku_robot 5 points6 points ago

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Hey guys I watch a 
TV show that millions of 
other people watch!

[–]nothin_but_quotes -1 points0 points ago

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An Entertainment 720 spin-off show needs to be made. They could probably only write 5 episodes, but goddamn those would be the best 5 episodes in TV history.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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The 1st time I watched the show was Hurricane Irene's weekend on Netflix... I watched the first 2 seasons non-stop, one episode after the other! Excellent show!

[–]TheEvilLordZedd -1 points0 points ago

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Huge fan. Just finished re-watching the entire series, which is good because the new episode comes on tonight.

Swanson Pyramid of Greatness!

[–]sxysteve -1 points0 points ago

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This show is hilarious but really is just a bunch of one liners that fill up a twenty minute show.

[–]EvilHom3r -4 points-3 points ago

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All I could think of when looking at the last panel: "NOPE, JUST CHUCK TESTA."

I'll show myself out.

[–]sacarn -1 points0 points ago

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I said to myself "Wait, is that Chuck Testa??"

[–]vanquish421 -2 points-1 points ago

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Nope...this is rap.

You're welcome.