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[–]bloodhoond 86 points87 points ago

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He's probably a heroin junkie - opiate addiction causes extreme constipation which can lead to rectal prolapses.

[–]Derporelli 42 points43 points ago

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[–]Spike69 9 points10 points ago

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ahh... my brain. all better now.

[–]measuredinyears 25 points26 points ago

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Oh god... I thought there was something going IN his ass. Wish I still thought that now...

[–]mojo377 4 points5 points ago

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That's it... No more internet for me...

[–]OMW 4 points5 points ago

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"He" is a she. That's a uterine prolapse, not rectal.

[–]district9 1 point2 points ago

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And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.

[–]Sonris 1 point2 points ago

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Interesting, I did not know heroin had that side effect.

[–]snowy247 20 points21 points ago

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[–]Soggybiscuit 10 points11 points ago

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That explains the "what?" but not the WHY?!

[–]jsfly 3 points4 points ago

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The article explained exactly why:

"Rectal prolapse is caused by the weakening of the ligaments and muscles that hold the rectum in place. In most people, the anal sphincter is weak. Rectal prolapse may occur due to the following causes: advanced age, long term constipation, long term straining during defecation, receiving anal sex,[5][6][7] long term diarrhea[citation needed], high gastrointestinal helminth loads [8], pregnancy and stresses of childbirth, previous surgery, cystic fibrosis, COPD, and sphincter paralysis."

[–]mulattopantz 1 point2 points ago

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Could also be uterine prolapse...nsfw: http://www.2womenshealth.com/images/Procidentia.jpg

[–]Spike69 7 points8 points ago

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So... is it normal for people's eyes to fall out after viewing this?
ಠ ಠ

[–]mulattopantz 1 point2 points ago

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That, or your stomach contents

[–]yellis 20 points21 points ago

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at first i thought it was someone giving birth ;_;

I hope someone helped him, I know he was probably off his tits but people still need help rite?

[–]cthulhu8 17 points18 points ago

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The Aristocrats!

[–]dingleberry85 16 points17 points ago

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My cat has this, I just squish it back in (vet taught me how) and he is on his way, like nothing happened.

[–]Faythren 20 points21 points ago

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you... squish? it back in?

shudder

[–]Czeckers 37 points38 points ago

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with his penis

[–]blazems -1 points0 points ago

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you made me lawl, 1000 internetz for you

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, just 11.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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22

[–]Varnn 1 point2 points ago

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0010 1100

[–]unorthodoxme 1 point2 points ago

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00100011

[–]pulifrici 1 point2 points ago

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[–]dogfart614 6 points7 points ago

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We're done for today, internet.

[–]overtoke 1 point2 points ago

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what's your cat's name?

[–]dingleberry85 2 points3 points ago

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Escher, after one of my favorite artists.

[–]p3on 0 points1 point ago

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with what?

[–]TheDentite 29 points30 points ago

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This person exudes health and vitality.

[–]branmuffin 15 points16 points ago

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It is the cleanest looking thing in the picture

[–]noiche 35 points36 points ago

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Biggest pink sock I've seen.

[–]bittermanscolon 17 points18 points ago

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Oh shite, you know it happens far too often when we have a nick name for it.

[–]notabee 20 points21 points ago

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I know the internet has desensitized me when one of my first thoughts is, "Oh, that flower on the ground almost matches the shade of his fleshy colon. I wonder if that's an artistic statement?".

[–]Icalasari 6 points7 points ago

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All I could think was, "Hope he gets the dirt washed off before he puts it back in. Could be a nasty infection otherwise"

[–]cdollas250 2 points3 points ago

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I thought it seemed aesthetically pleasing as well.

[–]norris528e 7 points8 points ago

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r/ectalprolapse

[–]Apoc2K -1 points0 points ago

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FUCK. YOU.

[–]norris528e 0 points1 point ago

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Why? its the relevant subreddit.

[–]Apoc2K 1 point2 points ago

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Morbid curiosity had me check out at least 6 prolapsed anuses, I spend the better part of the day trying to forget. Think before you link.

[–]parasitic_spin 14 points15 points ago

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That was more fuschia than I would have expected.

[–]chefzero 50 points51 points ago

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I hope you offered to fuck it back in for him.

[–]moderate_extremist 53 points54 points ago

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That's it, no more internet this week. See you guys later.

[–]7lurkerarmy 6 points7 points ago

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I coulda done without seeing that.

[–]Anticlimax1471 4 points5 points ago

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The flower in the gutter adds a tragic poetry to this photo.

[–]squirb 10 points11 points ago

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GASP! The miracle of life! How beautiful! He's having a baby!

[–]markio44 13 points14 points ago

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I can only assume he was taking a shit in the gutter when his colon decided it had enough.

[–]xjudgex 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like that was in Colombia.

[–]anDreams 0 points1 point ago

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second that

[–]AndresFCV 0 points1 point ago

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yes, the car plates are definitely Colombian, though I don't recognize what city it is.

[–]LegoMaster87 3 points4 points ago

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I dont even know whats going on

[–]herb_friendly 2 points3 points ago

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Wonder how many folks even saw the flower in the gutter...

[–]I-Cant-Fap-To-This 7 points8 points ago

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[–]ApeofBass 2 points3 points ago

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ARRGHHh! Not many things can make me wretch, this was one of those things.

[–]SeparateCzechs 2 points3 points ago

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Why is she sitting on that red thing?

[–]ggalitz 2 points3 points ago

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She's shitting out that red thing, and it's her rectum she's shitting out.

[–]SeparateCzechs 1 point2 points ago

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I was afraid of that. I was going with optimism.

[–]thedude34 2 points3 points ago

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Note to self: Can't click on every NSFW link while fapping

[–]DukeOfGeek 1 point2 points ago

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Welcome to planet Earth, can we offer to help you fix your space ship? We know there is something wrong with it because no one ever comes here voluntarily. Why yes we would like a ride afterwards, thankyouverymuchforasking.

[–]nobodynose 1 point2 points ago

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i clicked on the expand picture on RES and got a small version of it was disgusted and tried to click on the - to get rid of it, but accidentally clicked on the image in my haste and got a full sized version of the pic.

:(

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was a Kong dog toy.

[–]hcregular 1 point2 points ago

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Looking at the thumbnail, saw the pink blur at the bottom. Said to myself no way, not possible. Clicks link..... cannot unsee..

[–]SonOfMyFather 1 point2 points ago

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Now I suddenly feel the urge to poop... but I don't want to.

[–]caffeineme 1 point2 points ago

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Kinda puts one's firstworldproblems back into perspective, doesn't it?

[–]JanoMano 1 point2 points ago

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needed to use the restroom... nope, not anymore. +_+

[–]kdav 1 point2 points ago

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Thank fuck i read the comments first this time.

[–]bporter84 1 point2 points ago

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that is the biggest red sock I have ever seen. how many more times can you do that before your colon pops out and wont go back in. wow

[–]tempest63 1 point2 points ago

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Wurst case a "rhoids" I ever saw!!!

[–]tinklebear 1 point2 points ago

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It's sad to see a pro lapse in to a state like that.

[–]MyPeadyPie 1 point2 points ago*

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Is that money on the ground in front of him? It'd be hilarious if passersby were thinking this was just some bizarre street performance.

edited: spelling

[–]bonjoe 2 points3 points ago

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[–]OnmyojiOmn 0 points1 point ago

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That is the most miserable, depressing shit I've seen in my time on the internet. I would be surprised if there has ever been anything on Reddit worst than this.

brb suicide

[–]invalidbabylon 0 points1 point ago

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Its been 6 hours.... are you back?

[–]OnmyojiOmn 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah. It went okay.

[–]MarbledNightmare 2 points3 points ago

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I'd like to see the other angle. I imagine he's masturbating furiously to the feeling of dipping his prolapsed anus/colon in gutter water.

[–]DavevaD 1 point2 points ago

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So, do I have one of those inside me? Good God.

[–]autobulb 5 points6 points ago

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If you think about it your mouth is just the other end of your asshole with a long tube in between them.

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 2 points3 points ago

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Hence, the term: "talking out of your ass."

[–]DavevaD 0 points1 point ago

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But I don't wanna think about it.

[–]apocalypsebrad 1 point2 points ago

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Gutter sputter.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Think of all the money you'd save not buying toilet paper!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Well, it looks like we have ANOTHER rectal prolapse pic that's going to go viral. THANKS INTERNET.

Seriously...why take this picture? And not make money off of it?

[–]chimpychimp 0 points1 point ago

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Why did I know that was rectal prolapse? Why do I know what that is? Why is that even possible?

[–]helleborus 1 point2 points ago

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Why do I know what that is?

Same way as me - reddit.

[–]BaboonEnglish 0 points1 point ago

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PINK SOCK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I think it is, isn't it ?

[–]airwalkrob 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's one nasty PINK SOCK.

[–]bigaman66 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks,it made my day!!!!!!!!

[–]newmacgirl 0 points1 point ago

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I would really love a link to the source of that photo.

[–]21007 0 points1 point ago

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GOATSE: NYC Edition

[–]vallabhbhai 0 points1 point ago

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perhaps he has whipworm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whipworm

[–]ThisOpenFist 0 points1 point ago

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Based on that skeletal frame, it looks like they might be bulimic. Among other things, bulimics are known to experiment with laxatives to lose more weight. Abuse of laxatives can cause your bowel muscles to relax to the extent that they fail entirely and fall apart. Bulimics can literally lose control of their bowels.

[–]missalissa15 0 points1 point ago

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dont know if i should up for down vote this. CONFLICTED.

[–]Shadowglove 0 points1 point ago

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Too much anal in the 60's.

[–]Ratmotored57 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhhh...the cold water,it soothes.

[–]Goodarthas 0 points1 point ago

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i will never take a shit again

[–]FourHundredandTwenty 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a prolapse or a Nerf football?

[–]vstandsforvictory 0 points1 point ago

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That thing is worse than 2girls1cup, I am pretty sure I can't find anything more disgusting than that on the internet. (NOT a challenge for anybody)

[–]skworlicus1750 0 points1 point ago

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that's a serious case of Trunk Butt

[–]pnpbios 0 points1 point ago

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anal prolapse porn meets reality porn. the worst of both worlds.

[–]DarthContinent -1 points0 points ago

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It's the birth of Mr. Clean!