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[–]alrymala 30 points31 points ago

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You know what, my cat does this all the time. We would walk into a room and see him standing facing the wall. And that's when we don't give him drugs.

[–]eric_md 17 points18 points ago

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I have a cat that hallucinates. He'll just watch as if something is flying around his head. If it were just once or twice, I'd figure it was a bug, but he does it ALL THE TIME, and there is never a bug.

At least, I hope he hallucinates, otherwise he's seeing ghosts.

[–]IsABot 15 points16 points ago

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It's ghosts. All cats do this. Including mine.

[–]FadedPoster 3 points4 points ago

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I seriously think this sometimes. My cat used to always stare under my couch as if she was looking at something horrifying. I would look myself and see nothing there. I thought maybe she's just getting old and hallucinating, but my other cat started doing it. I'm getting the chills just thi-

[–]k8_d 2 points3 points ago

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aren't cats the gatekeepers of the dead according to egyptians? they are keeping the creeps under your couch away from you _^

[–]swtbadger 1 point2 points ago

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Or could it be that these cats are instead possessed?

[–]TripKidd 3 points4 points ago

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Bug ghosts.

[–]alpharaptor1 0 points1 point ago

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maybe floaters in his eyes?

[–]ChocolateYoghurt 1 point2 points ago

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OH squiggly line in my eye...

relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoZNsawvmU&feature=related

[–]flawlesslylogical 7 points8 points ago

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I have a cat that stares into nothing, he also walks into a room then stops and just sort of stands there like he's accomplished something by entering the room.

[–]admiraljustin 2 points3 points ago

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Achievement Unlocked: Entered Room!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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There's a time when you do give him drugs?

[–]De4con 7 points8 points ago

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The person who said cats shouldn't do acid has never been a cat on acid.

[–]larsmaehlum 2 points3 points ago

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Not sure if funny human or druggie cat..

[–]Unrelated_Gif 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Mickey_Malthus 0 points1 point ago

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I_DOSE_CATS

[–]butterflymcdoom 0 points1 point ago

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Same here. Sits facing the corner, won't respond when we call her name. Reminds me of the end of Blair Witch.

[–]mearbode 74 points75 points ago

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Cats are great. And retarded. Greatarded.

[–]FreeDirt 5 points6 points ago

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I have no idea why but I'm laughing so much at "Greatarded". I think I may be retarded.

[–]scott2211 3 points4 points ago

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That is a fantastic word! Now going to be used daily by myself whenever an opportunity arises

[–]DognBass 36 points37 points ago

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Yup

[–]jrhoffa 28 points29 points ago

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2:00 - Still a chair

[–]CaptHandsome 22 points23 points ago

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2:45 - Still a chair

[–]supadupac 17 points18 points ago

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3:15 - Still a chair

[–]CaptHandsome 14 points15 points ago

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3:35 - Still a chair

[–]jrhoffa 13 points14 points ago

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3:45 - Still a chair

[–]grabmyeye 25 points26 points ago

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Back to 3:30. What was that? Enhance! Enhance!

[–]jrhoffa 23 points24 points ago

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... is a chair.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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4:30 - Still a chWAIT! I SAW SOMETHING! what was it?

[–]jrhoffa 13 points14 points ago

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... just chair.

[–]iwishiwasjeff 1 point2 points ago

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4:20 - Not a chair

[–]Sweddy 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Lunchable_ 5 points6 points ago

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5-Hour Energy - Get Past That 3:30 Feeling

[–]ProsithiusErvingMott 1 point2 points ago

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3:55- still a chair

[–]Metarract 9 points10 points ago

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"deeaaugh- 'space out'? "

"Yeah, I just stare at my desk. But it looks like I'm working!"

[–]cowbey 8 points9 points ago

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"I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too."

[–]Metarract 3 points4 points ago

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"It's not that I'm lazy bob, it's that I just don't care!"

[–]FrgtndInmate2 5 points6 points ago

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I love when people try to type out 'noises' like this. FWIW I think you did an excellent job

[–]Robert_Arctor 2 points3 points ago

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onomatopoeia broham

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Reddit is very productive, it make brain get biger.

[–]MidnightTurdBurglar -2 points-1 points ago

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A mere 3 entries above this was another photo of a cat on a couch with a submission title related to work. Reddit officially stinks these days.

[–]tallrob 10 points11 points ago

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[–]NothingsShocking 4 points5 points ago

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So, cat, what exactly would you say you do here?

[–]DreamLifter1221 2 points3 points ago

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Considering I'm in school right now.. That sounds about right.

[–]handofthrawn 2 points3 points ago

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From work is the only time I get on reddit for just this reason...

[–]Inverted_Inversion 2 points3 points ago

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I recognize that couch.

[–]IAmA_Kitty_AMA 7 points8 points ago

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Hey, that's my job too!

[–]Veggieleezy 4 points5 points ago

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"I see the sculpture within. Now I must release it."

[–]ncapone 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, it's Bucky Katt!

[–]taminator 1 point2 points ago

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Currently doing this. So sad.

[–]Cuzako 1 point2 points ago

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First internet cat to make me laugh for a while now.

[–]alumberingdinosaur 1 point2 points ago

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I thought this was a gif, I wanted it to leap face first into the sofa.

[–]Nikontos 1 point2 points ago

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I'm glad I'm not the only one. I stared at it for about 30 seconds waiting for something to happen.

[–]Jimimatree 1 point2 points ago

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Wait is that cat, green?!

[–]Incalite 1 point2 points ago

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[–]laouik 0 points1 point ago

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Hopefully your company's not eyeing layoffs.

[–]Stragedy 0 points1 point ago

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"Hope is what we cling to when reality leaves us nothing else." - J. Malkovich

[–]morseman 0 points1 point ago

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She's studying its habits.

[–]TheHatSeducer 0 points1 point ago

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Clairvoyance cat sees more than you could ever comprehend.

[–]hotstuff23 0 points1 point ago

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oh i used to have weeks like that at work. weeks of doing absolutely nothing

[–]noobprodigy 0 points1 point ago

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I really want to pet that cat.

[–]Drilz24 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe this is why your not one percent?

[–]dixinormous 0 points1 point ago

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That sums up my productivity at home

[–]doll8606 0 points1 point ago

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Get a job man, home is for doing productive things like improving your rank in [input video game title]. Geez people these days.

[–]dixinormous 0 points1 point ago

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dude have a semiunproductive part time job so at home if I'm gonna be productive I'm gonna be on reddit trying for upvotes, thats doin somethin

[–]PTTGx2 0 points1 point ago

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Upholstery QA on the job!

[–]OptimisticTurtle 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed way too hard at this.

[–]Xposer 0 points1 point ago

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(after an hour)....where did my computer go?

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

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I have that same couch and sit on it every day. Browsing Reddit. eatin nachossss

[–]psychicpilot 0 points1 point ago

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the Blair Witch.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 0 points1 point ago

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You're a professional couch watcher?

[–]zero_iq 0 points1 point ago

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The chair was staring at the cat all along.
- Directed by ... yada yada shamalayada ...

[–]jeeaudley 0 points1 point ago

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kinda reminded me of my ex....

A pussy that does nothing.

[–]VeryRarePear 0 points1 point ago

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If you are the chair, then you are being very productive.

[–]iampayette 0 points1 point ago

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Cats are so weird. I love them.

[–]roastbeefcharlie 0 points1 point ago

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"I am the 99%"

[–]Thepher 0 points1 point ago

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Best animated gif I've seen all day.

[–]Catona 0 points1 point ago

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This is fantastic if you are a sofa inspector.

[–]sacred_oath 0 points1 point ago

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This pretty much sums up productivity anywhere

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure I know exactly where OP got this image in the first place, a certain board that I posted it on.

[–]neightdog 0 points1 point ago

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These aren't my glasses

[–]Eyger 0 points1 point ago

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please be an animated gif please be an animated gif........damn.

[–]kukamunga 0 points1 point ago

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"Okay, couch. Tell me what you have learned about the one they call Mittens."

"I... can't."

"Dammit, couch, we had a deal."

"I... can't. I won't. I love him."

[–]spmkd 0 points1 point ago

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me...

[–]pocketboy 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, give me back my cat.

[–]pacemak3r -1 points0 points ago

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Shouldn't be proud of this.

Buck up and do some work.

[–]bcstoner -1 points0 points ago

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And when you get fired, you can go join the OWS crap and complain how the 1% are the problem!