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[–]I_EAT_DOGS 28 points29 points ago

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Haven't seen this joke before.

[–]authorblues 21 points22 points ago

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[–]down_vote_magnet 16 points17 points ago

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Conclusive proof that scoring a winning submission on Reddit is 50% luck.

Protip: If you post in /pics, the thumbnail is visible. Therefore, if your post is a shitty pun, it will normally be downvoted because you spoiled it. Everyone already knew the outcome of your weak joke before they even click on the link.

If you post the same pic in /funny, it will often be upvoted. The reason is that a lot of people upvote the feeling you gave them when they discovered the joke for themselves. It's the "HEY GUYS I GET IT TOO" which is the catalyst for upvotes.

[–]hubblemedia -2 points-1 points ago

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Ya, but this one has positive karma and the other one has negative karma. Logic clearly dictates they must be different.

[–]original-finder 43 points44 points ago

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Original Submission (78%): Meanwhile in Australia.....

Posted: 2h before this post by charblah (fixed by thedude213)

This comment generated by an automated bot. Is this match wrong?

[–]koviko 2 points3 points ago

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No, original-finder. This match is actually correct. Good boy. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? You're a good boy! Yes, you are! Yes, you are!

[–]F-hermanmiller -2 points-1 points ago

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Hahaha I love you man.

[–]eyecite 58 points59 points ago

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Sigh. Fuck you for submitting this.

  • Picture instead of comment on the thread that was 2 hours old when you posted.

  • Tired joke.

[–]BunsTown 1 point2 points ago

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OK... I really [Fixed] it: http://i.imgur.com/wnB9g.jpg

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[–]pudumtish 51 points52 points ago

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Otherwise known as the Australian upvote.

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[–]Etab 3 points4 points ago

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Please don't; we have enough stale and tired jokes, and the "Australia LOL UPSIDE DOWN" joke is one of the worst of those.

[–]gigashadowwolf 7 points8 points ago

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¿ǝʇɐɯ pɐɯ noʎ

[–]dhaft88 0 points1 point ago

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lol reading can be hard sometimes

[–]gigashadowwolf 0 points1 point ago

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¡uʍop ǝpısdn uıɯooןq sı ʇǝuɹǝʇuı ǝɥʇ ɟo %66 ¿ǝɯ buıןןǝʇ ǝɹ,noʎ

[–]dhaft88 -1 points0 points ago

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you guys must wear heavy shoes or use a lot of glue

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck the two people who downvoted this guy!

[–]fault_6 8 points9 points ago

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Someone did comment this in the original thread. He just stole it and created a new thread. Lovely.

[–]rugtoad 0 points1 point ago

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Or, let the votes sort it out. Because really...

[–]Brutus45 -2 points-1 points ago

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So he has more pretend points than you. Get over it.

[–]bushwickbushwick 6 points7 points ago

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˙ʍou ןıʇun ʇno ʇı ǝʞɐɯ ʇ,upןnoɔ ǝʇɐɯ sʞuɐɥʇ

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 0 points1 point ago

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˙ǝʇɐɹqǝןǝɔ oʇ ıqɹɐq ǝɥʇ uo dɯıɹɥs ɹǝɥʇouɐ ʍoɹɥʇ s,ʇǝן

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[–]toinfinitiandbeyond -2 points-1 points ago

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¿oɹq pɐɯ n

[–]grimaldar 18 points19 points ago

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This isn't funny anymore, sorry.

[–]laalaa 7 points8 points ago

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This has got the be the second easiest way to earn karma I've ever seen.

[–]L4MB 0 points1 point ago

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What's the first easiest?

[–]Reddickk 2 points3 points ago

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Boobs, cats and bacon share the first place.

[–]Tidus4eva 0 points1 point ago

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Only if you are in the 99% though

[–]21000 2 points3 points ago

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This was obvious it will be posted.

[–]chazferrari 2 points3 points ago

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And as I clicked on this link, I thought to myself, "please don't be flipped upside down, please don't be flipped upside down".

GODDAMMIT

[–]Sam0161 4 points5 points ago

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I don't understand why did you just repost something and flip it upside down?

[–]RoamingRunner 5 points6 points ago

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Australia man! They're like in a different hemisphere get it!!!!!!?????? Its like they're upside down!!! Like omgggg best joke ever!!!!!

[–]Sam0161 0 points1 point ago

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Righttt

[–]Supertrinko 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god how do they stay attached to the ground!?

[–]Skelables 0 points1 point ago

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Aliens.

[–]Appeljuice 1 point2 points ago

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So does this mean if i downvote it you get karma?

[–]Hijaru 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to give you an Australian upvote

[–]znat 1 point2 points ago

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Upside down picture? Good, I'll give it an.upside down upvote.

[–]krupadlux 1 point2 points ago

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Boy am i getting fucking sick of this joke. I dont "fix" every picture of America by making everyone fat.

[–]punarvasu 0 points1 point ago

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kinky

[–]thatsmyredditaccount 0 points1 point ago

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now i get it!

[–]Locutus-of-Borg 0 points1 point ago

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ɹǝpun uʍop

[–]noidddd 0 points1 point ago

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so to upvote this...do i click the down arrow?

[–]tresser 0 points1 point ago

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thank you knights of new for letting this get to the front page.

[–]Shurebis 0 points1 point ago

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Do I upvote or downvote? I'm really confused.

[–]osm0sis 0 points1 point ago

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Whoa, didn't see that coming.

[–]DonPoppito666 0 points1 point ago

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Just gonna leave this here.

[–]hippiechan 0 points1 point ago

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I gave this an Aussie downvote.

[–]kilika23 0 points1 point ago

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Clever...very clever

[–]Reddickk 0 points1 point ago

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The first picture was from evil parallel universe.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 0 points1 point ago

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˙ǝɯ oʇ ןɐɯɹou ʎןǝʇǝןdɯoɔ sʞooן

[–]Greggleface 0 points1 point ago

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Could we please stop with this shit? It was hardly funny to begin with.

[–]pindab0ter 0 points1 point ago

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Never gets old.

Should've been a comment though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously, who upvotes this stuff?

[–]YouKnowMeAs 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand why you couldn't just post it into the initial thread.

[–]ScaperBen 0 points1 point ago

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No, WE'RE the right side up, the rest of the world is upside down. True story.

[–]GazOgden 0 points1 point ago

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Much better.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well, isn't this original.

[–]gigashadowwolf -2 points-1 points ago

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˙uoıʇɐnʇɔund ɹǝdoɹd ʇnoɥʇıʍ ןןǝʇ oʇ pɹɐɥ s,ʇı ¿uoıʇsǝnb ɐ ǝq oʇ pǝsoddns ʇɐɥʇ sı

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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You're typing from Australia! LOL!

Also, it's a statement so therefore the punctuation is proper.

[–]gigashadowwolf 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, I thought it was a rhetorical question.

I'm actually in Ecuador I keep crossing the equator.

[–]shitterplug -1 points0 points ago

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This picture looks surprisingly different when it's flipped upside down.

[–]keikii -2 points-1 points ago

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I know may not have got you guys. But I laughed for like two minutes straight.

[–]moooo99 -1 points0 points ago

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Yay. I was waiting to see this. Upvote

[–]Etab -1 points0 points ago

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Gee, that wasn't predictable.

[–]CaptainCrunch -1 points0 points ago

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<‾< ˙ǝןqɐʇıʌǝuı sɐʍ ʇı

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[–]okvol -3 points-2 points ago

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Thank you for your perspective.

[–]The_Casual_Redditor -2 points-1 points ago

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When I saw the original on the front page I chuckled, but when I saw this I busted out laughing. Well played.

[–]KuchiKobe -2 points-1 points ago

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Beat me to it...

[–]thegoatlord -5 points-4 points ago

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Now this made me laugh. Upvote to counter Wikro's , I'm a big fat faggot, downvote.