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[–]Sarvo 10 points11 points ago

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I had that same fish pillow when I was a kid. Looks like he's doing well for himself.

[–]BeGentleItsMy1stTime 0 points1 point ago

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I used to have this catfish!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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There's something fishy going on here.

[–]knylok 2 points3 points ago

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Holy Carp!

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 2 points3 points ago

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If I saw that I'd kick his bass.

[–]GavinZac 2 points3 points ago

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Hilarious! Fish don't even have h... wait, how did the car get there? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Kubaker1 -1 points0 points ago

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They probably switched seats after pulling in

[–]zenwren 3 points4 points ago

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"You handle this, I been drinkin."

[–]Hoyarugby 2 points3 points ago

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FOOK MAN FOOKING PRAWNS

[–]MyQuietMind 1 point2 points ago

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By the look on his face, he must be a regular.

[–]tincanbrewer 1 point2 points ago

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It's that damn trout again.

[–]ConstaRR2k11 1 point2 points ago

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The Look on his Face. Brilliant.

[–]Aleitheo 3 points4 points ago

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"Damn internet people and their foreign ways."

[–]tokinwhiteguy 1 point2 points ago

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And yet he doesn't look surprised. Odd.

[–]Bluepuma38 11 points12 points ago

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Cod.

[–]aanyer 1 point2 points ago

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Oompa loompa doopity doo

[–]Blacknoise101 0 points1 point ago

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I own this body pillow too! We call him "Humpfish" because when you sleep with him, it looks like your making sweet love.

[–]Blacknoise101 0 points1 point ago

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I own this body pillow too! We call him "Humpfish" because when you sleep with him, it looks like your making sweet love.

[–]tudormorris 0 points1 point ago

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Such an unimpressed look on his face there

[–]matheron 0 points1 point ago

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The look of "This dumb son of a bitch should be shot."

[–]shadmere 0 points1 point ago

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I also have this fish!

Holy crap, so many people have this fish! :O :O :O

[–]skullfuk 0 points1 point ago

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This is awesome but I think it would have been funnier at a Long John Silvers

[–]fts55 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, Chuck testa

[–]thethreadkiller 0 points1 point ago

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The dudes eyes haha!!

[–]emotionlessemo 0 points1 point ago

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Best "me gusta" face.

[–]pmofmalasia 0 points1 point ago

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My bio teacher had a fish like this. One day, he carried it around, and when anyone asked him why he was holding a fish, he would respond, "What fish?"

[–]ok_you_win 0 points1 point ago

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micro tells of amusement on the dunkin donuts guy's face.

[–]EldraziLackey 0 points1 point ago

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"You. You with the camera. Take this coffee or I swear to God I will throw it all over your stupid fish."

[–]SocialIssuesAhoy 0 points1 point ago

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I. HAVE. THIS. FISH. In my car. He drives everywhere with me, buckled up, sometimes he sticks his head out the window.

[–]katacarbix 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE! It's just chuck testa!

[–]InsertOneLiner -4 points-3 points ago

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Nope! Chuck Testa

[–]LoganPhyve 0 points1 point ago

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WOW that dude looks so fuckin' pissed! I just about choked from laughing so hard... gotta wipe the tears out of my eyes now. Thanks

[–]parouuu -3 points-2 points ago

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Since when fishs work ? Anyway poor Taxi driver fish, being served by an indian is f**cking anormal.

[–]flyingsaucers -2 points-1 points ago

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That guy's face.