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[–]JimBoNZ 157 points158 points ago

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His wife just rang him and said that her salad was hilarious!

[–]porter23 25 points26 points ago

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Of course she was eating it alone, correct?

[–]Fordged 33 points34 points ago

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[–]TheRubyRhod 6 points7 points ago

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The man in the background staring intensely at him is killing me.

[–]ihatepotsmoking 0 points1 point ago

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he got an un-funny sammich.

[–]Honey_Baked 2 points3 points ago

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For some unknown reason I always read that in John Travolta's voice.

[–]stopsucking 11 points12 points ago

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I shouldn't know exactly what you are talking about but I do.

[–]moorechez67 10 points11 points ago

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HELLO THIS IS DOG

[–]Pinecone 2 points3 points ago

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[–]leggerlo 0 points1 point ago

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[–]JanusLeeJones 79 points80 points ago

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I read this in the voice of Phil Ken Sebben.

[–]Jooshbag 24 points25 points ago

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Ha HA! Body in a wood chipper.

[–]thatdudecalledZZ 32 points33 points ago

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Ha HA! Dangly parts.

[–]ADangerousMan 13 points14 points ago

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Ha HA! Loins!

[–]Kebre 12 points13 points ago

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Ha HA! Cookies on dowels!

[–]Khue 6 points7 points ago

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Ha HA! Veneers!

[–]V3do 5 points6 points ago

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Ha HA! Dislocation

[–]steaksawse 4 points5 points ago

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Ha ha! Multiple entendre!

[–]Tashre 2 points3 points ago

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Ha ha! Last word.

[–]Jooshbag 0 points1 point ago

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My second favorite after the wood chipper.

[–]Mustkunstn1k 4 points5 points ago

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Btw, he was voiced by Stephen Colbert. I never knew that while watching the show.

[–]Skunk_Rock 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Kebre 0 points1 point ago

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the end of that video did it for me

[–]timothyjwood 8 points9 points ago

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Came here to say that I read this in Colbert's voice as that guy from Harvey Birdman...then I was like wtf is Phil Kin Sebben?...then I was like ooooooh.

[–]Hydris 1 point2 points ago

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Glad i'm not the only one.

[–]buriednexttoyou 1 point2 points ago

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Same here. Every time I'm walking down the street and I pass businessmen, I audibly do a Colbert laugh and say, "BUSINESS!"

[–]kog 0 points1 point ago

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That's odd, I do this every time I poop.

[–]Hydris 1 point2 points ago

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HA HA... Bowel Movements.

[–]Flickcm 1 point2 points ago

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So did I, then I said out loud to no one in particular that I read it was Phil Ken Sebben. I think that's enough internet for tonight.

[–]snoharm 2 points3 points ago

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The alter-ego of Falcon Seven, obviously.

[–]douglaspennybottom 38 points39 points ago

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[–]cerebralscrub44 4 points5 points ago

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Is that Dr. Kelso?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What if your business really is serious on the internet?

[–]bloodflart 9 points10 points ago

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looks like ben horne

[–]TheAdoringFan 4 points5 points ago

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Ben Horne is the epitome of business. But Jerry just pisses me off

[–]int_argc 6 points7 points ago

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Audrey Horne is the epitome of hotness. But Jerry just pisses me off.

FTFY :)

[–]TheAdoringFan 4 points5 points ago*

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Ooh, it's highly debatable, I think I prefer Donna

[–]int_argc 9 points10 points ago

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To each their own, but let me just leave this here...

http://www.sweetslyrics.com/images/img_gal/20411_Audrey%20Horne.jpg

ME GUSTA

[–]JC2535 32 points33 points ago

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"The layoffs were approved! My bonus is guaranteed!"

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[–]Samsy 0 points1 point ago

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I have no idea what this refers to but I love it

[–]JD_SLICK 12 points13 points ago

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me too! Cracks open yet another bottle of 200 year old scotch

[–]withstanding 4 points5 points ago

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sip sip slurp... man, they sure made some damn good scotch after all that 1776 conundrum

[–]jb2386 12 points13 points ago

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Give that business some market penetration.

Businesses love market penetration.

[–]Gana0 11 points12 points ago

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[–]BlueDo 0 points1 point ago

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Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought of it.

[–]stuntsbluntshiphop 3 points4 points ago

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Picture fucking rules.

[–]shah_reza 8 points9 points ago

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From the thumbnail, I was sure it read "HA HA, I'm white." Still just as funny.

[–]BigJuiceBox 2 points3 points ago

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That's how I feel when I ask people their course at uni.

[–]Rad2 2 points3 points ago

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"HA HA! THEY'RE PROTESTING NOW!? HILARIOUS!!"

[–]10ofClubs 2 points3 points ago

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Its funnier if you read it in this mans voice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGFGD5pj03M

[–]Willie_Main 1 point2 points ago

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One of the big whigs, whose office is down the hall from my cube, is exactly like this.

[–]Odie-san 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know what it is about corporate stock photos, but I fucking hate them. The closest thing I can articulate about it is that it looks.. soulless.

[–]FaceNibbler 1 point2 points ago

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ESPN! HA HA

[–]scmathie 1 point2 points ago

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Happy Cake day! Have an upvote!

[–]Panthertron 1 point2 points ago

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[–]FehrEnough 1 point2 points ago

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Shorten your tie bro..

[–]losjellybones 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed a ron swanson laugh.

[–]WhatTheMoonBrings 1 point2 points ago

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this would fit right into murrays office in flight of the conchords

[–]discomachinegun 1 point2 points ago

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I can't stop saying it in Stephen Colbert's voice.

[–]assholelikethat 1 point2 points ago

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We're Lawyers!!!

[–]DannyInternets 1 point2 points ago

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George just told him about the time he was trying to carry way too many limes.

[–]abasss 1 point2 points ago

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[–]MusikChan 4 points5 points ago

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2 invisible dicks

[–]brosephjyant 0 points1 point ago

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Can't un-see.

[–]mofrodo 3 points4 points ago

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Is that a younger Eric Schmidt?

[–]kinkkulainen 1 point2 points ago

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Relevant NSFW Language.

[–]AskingWhitechapel 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Cake Day!

[–]ZacSimmo[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you :)

[–]soclever -1 points0 points ago

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The cake's a lie!

[–]thewoj 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Bob Saget kinda.

[–]whitmell 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody posted it on FB the other day and I hadn't seen it in about two years. After regaining my breath, I promptly set it as my desktop background.

[–]xXL3GACY 0 points1 point ago

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This shit is hilarious, definitely saving this for future reference.

[–]Dr_Insomnia 0 points1 point ago

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So ridiculously 90's...

[–]Handsaw 0 points1 point ago

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It is...John F. Kennedy with a cell phone.

[–]InferiousX 0 points1 point ago

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I would hang out with this guy

[–]Vanndame21 0 points1 point ago

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Woman telling him that the kid isn't his HA HA. He will celebrate at his office drinking expensive scotch while sitting in his leather chair with legs up on the desk, thinking, life is beautiful.

[–]zeroanima 0 points1 point ago

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haha, I always laugh too, can you imagine a guy IRL doing that as you're walking to the office?

You go walking minding your own business when suddenly the guy in front of you yells ferociously "HAHA!!! BUSINESS!!"

[–]SirPants 0 points1 point ago

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My friend sent this to me at work this morning before I saw it on here. Hilarity ensued

[–]FisherKing22 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this a millions times, but I always upvote it. I'm part of the problem...

[–]spacemanaut 0 points1 point ago

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HEY SCOTTY

BUSINESS MAN

[–]litterFUCKINGlife 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like Anders from Workaholics.

[–]sultanblender 0 points1 point ago

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I actually do this... Whenever I fix a problem or hang up the phone after finalizing something, I'll go, "Ha! Business." and sometimes "DAMN it feels good to be a gangster...".

[–]Lord_Von_Fappington 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure why this makes me laugh so much, but it does.

[–]i_the_terrible 0 points1 point ago

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YES!!!! I have this taped to the side of my filing cabinet. Everyone at work who I've showed this to thinks I'm crazy for finding humor in it. Needless to say, they don't get it.

[–]BoxMulder 0 points1 point ago

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I'd tap that.

[–]thespis42 0 points1 point ago

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I guarantee you that model is poor as hell.

[–]NickBurnsCCG 0 points1 point ago

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can't stop laughing.. at.. customer..site.. must.. control.. myself..

Ahh, that worked. Myself posting an incredibly lame comment in response to this picture stopped my laughing. hooray!

[–]feeblmynd 0 points1 point ago

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I can relate. This is how I feel every time a client calls.

[–]jonaldjuck 0 points1 point ago

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HA HA Dangly Parts!

[–]jtra 0 points1 point ago

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Talk to it!

[–]The_small_triumphs 0 points1 point ago

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I read this as "it takes me a while, but eventually I see it". Then spent TOO LONG trying to see it. It's now less funny as a result.

[–]N3rdLife 0 points1 point ago

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this is how I feel everytime I close a new client.

[–]hedeman 0 points1 point ago

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Winning is about just this

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

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It's actually pretty funny how often this is the case in real life

[–]spacefuuu 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to post something clever and witty about Phil Ken Sebben, but noticed someone beat me to it. Dammit, there goes my internet glory!

[–]Draegur 0 points1 point ago

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MFW I discovered a loophole in the iconomy mod on the minecraft server I attend. Like, almost literally. Lean back, shit-eating grin, fist-pump, and declaring "HA-HA! BUSINESS!" --except it was into my headset on our ventrillo server and not a cell phone.

._. I wish I were joking...

[–]buttonboodilly 0 points1 point ago

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HA HA! SUIT!

[–]Honey_Baked 0 points1 point ago

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Every single time!

[–]turkeyinthecorn 0 points1 point ago

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Nearly the whole first half of Birdemic

[–]honeybadgerman 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DeathPanel 0 points1 point ago

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Perfect image for Occupy

[–]andrewthemexican 0 points1 point ago

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HA HA! Zombies! v.1

HA HA! Zombies! v.2

I'm the one on the right.

[–]Srol 0 points1 point ago

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Oh look, it's Bob Executive. Still looking for business, Bob? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVnwFbnVCMo

[–]MisterUNO 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Daelfas -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Fangsinmybeard -1 points0 points ago

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Bury the fucktard up to his neck in shit, then let the horse flies at him. Pointless shithead laughing at the rest of the world for making it incredibly unfair.

[–]diggernaught -4 points-3 points ago

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I think I finished the statement here

http://i.imgur.com/QyThp.jpg