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[–]pocketsosunshine 12 points13 points ago

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And fuck her too!

[–]Kaelrox 3 points4 points ago

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If I were richer, I'd still be with her...

[–]Jthrizzle 0 points1 point ago

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Ain't that some shit?

[–]LNMagic 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, shit! She's a gold digga.

[–]CarlosValdosta 0 points1 point ago

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I heard she don't mess around with no broke ni$$as'...

[–]dayoldhater 30 points31 points ago

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Wow, I mean when I see it from your perspective it makes a lot of sense.

[–]LieutennantVeresh 23 points24 points ago

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My favourite response to this kind of thing was by a comedian named Tommy Tiernan - "The English language is a brick wall between you and me, and 'fuck' is my chisel."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I swear a lot, probably way too much. I never really saw a problem with it, mostly because I've worked in mining and construction for most of my career. But one day I was on the bus, and I heard two people having a conversation, cursing as casually as I do, and it kinda hit me just how ugly we sound when we start using words like "fuck" and "shit" as conjunctions.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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story of my life.

also you are all assholes

[–]ThereWillBeSwearing 1 point2 points ago

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Personally I just always feel compelled to for some reason... uhhhh cunt

[–]Tactful 1 point2 points ago

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I love learning swear words in other cultures, so let's do some cultural educuntion!

In the United Kingdom whereby which I reside, the term "wanker" is fairly offensive, not as light-hearted as some American broadcasters seem to think. In contrast, the word Cunt and it's less-harmful derivatives (twat, pussy, slit, front-hole) are acceptable to use in everyday banter between close friends. For example, in the middle of a tense game of Fifa 12:

"Oh fuck off, that was a right cheap goal you fucking bellend. Fucking Messi is just a cunting little argentinian Jizz-stain!"

"Get off my dick Jack, who have you got up front? Cole and Rooney, and you still can't fucking score. You're just a twatty little shit-stained Pierce Morgan dicksplash!"

Feel free to add your favourite swears from your own fucking country of choice, you robo-plegic wrong-cock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ou0fSPZax4

[–]dremex 1 point2 points ago

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Swearing; Emoticons for your mouth.

[–]jacemonsta 2 points3 points ago

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This is the truest, funniest, most relevant to my life shit I've seen on Reddit all day.

[–]kristianur 1 point2 points ago

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The reason is because..

Seriously?

[–]DaPurpleCobra 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck off. I don't swear at all goddamnit.

[–]trevorturtle 1 point2 points ago

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Touché

[–]Puggstarana 0 points1 point ago

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My mom does :(

[–]Th3Marauder 0 points1 point ago

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HAH! Your mum does!!

... Oh, that's what you said.

[–]BobSlydell08 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you buddy!

[–]CompactedPrism 0 points1 point ago

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This was the basis for one my debates in Speech and Debate clas a while back. It was funny.

[–]nondairychicken 0 points1 point ago

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The person on the ecard should be an old lady instead. It's funnier that way.

[–]McCrackenYouUp 0 points1 point ago

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Why did you leave out "I want to..."?

[–]ImReallyItchy 0 points1 point ago

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...and the horse you rode in on, D'Artagnan.

[–]Pretty_Much_Nobody 0 points1 point ago

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Hell yeah. Fuck.

[–]pimpolho_saltitao 0 points1 point ago

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yep, that sounds like me.

[–]tiexano 0 points1 point ago

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A good point, well made.

[–]jcrose 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJj3mERrEgA

[–]mydadsarse 0 points1 point ago

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I'm Scottish, think it's illegal for me not to swear every other word.

[–]AprilFish 0 points1 point ago

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Two of my friends do, we recently started a temping job together and all they could talk about after was how much it bothered them that our manager swore a lot. Nothing offensive, just a healthy sprinkling of fucks and shits.

We're 21 for fuck's sake.

[–]emceelokey 0 points1 point ago

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Fair enough.

[–]gangy86 0 points1 point ago

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Because fuck you

[–]TurbosaurusRex 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my gosh, this is perfect! had to sign into facebook just to link it, anyone who talks to me on skype know thats the whole truth and nothing but the truth regaurding the way i talk on there >:3

[–]Kylethedarkn 0 points1 point ago

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Burn me, but if some body wants to bloody swaer all the bloody time, well that's bloody well there choice.

p.s. Ignore the bad spelling. i was gonna redo it but Thom was bloody laughing at me.

[–]war0 0 points1 point ago

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I think these cards need their own sub-reddit. Unless they already have one I don't know about.

[–]Anikdote 0 points1 point ago

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[–]CrunchyTaco 0 points1 point ago

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Your's Truly, Fuck Your Mother

[–]beefinbed -2 points-1 points ago

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sophisticated ignorance, I write my curses in cursive.

[–]cramped -4 points-3 points ago

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Mostly, I swear all the time.

[–]SirRuto -1 points0 points ago

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Reminds me of Cyrano. Huh. Seems like his sort of attitude.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I don't know about you guys, but I find people that swear a lot to be a lot more lively and fun to be around. Go fuck yourself.

[–]R0YAL -3 points-2 points ago

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Words of wisdom.

[–]swearstoomuch -1 points0 points ago

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fuckin' right.

[–]bloodnotcrip -2 points-1 points ago

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thats not fucekn funny ae