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[–]jimkelly 134 points135 points ago

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25..car insurance reduction..cannot wait

[–]msaz87 45 points46 points ago

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Don't forget you can rent a car without paying a premium. I've never been more excited.

[–]zalapa89 42 points43 points ago

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These are the only things I look forward to. After that just death.

[–]Ellemeno 15 points16 points ago

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No, you still have senior discounts to look forward to.

[–]harryarei 23 points24 points ago

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I'm excited for Ultra-Porn!

[–]NinjaHighfive 1 point2 points ago

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With the way I party, I do not see me making it past 50. That is about as useful to me as a fourth nipple.

[–]colinstalter 1 point2 points ago

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In a lot of states you can't even rent a car until your mid to late twenties. It's really aggravating.

[–]portalscience 2 points3 points ago

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Cannot upvote this more. Renting cars is not fun when you are under 25 and don't have great credit.

[–]majortom1981 7 points8 points ago

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When I turned 25 my insurance dropped by $1000 a year.

[–]vahntitrio 1 point2 points ago

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It doesn't go down much if you are a good driver. Mine went down less than 10%

[–]FightingPolish 1 point2 points ago

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Yea I was like OHHHH YEA! Cheaper insurance baby! This is awes... wait a minute... this means I'm officially old and I'm a responsible adult now doesn't it? ಠ_ಠ

So I can't do a flying tackle on a sports team mascot without consequences or repercussions like I've always wanted to do?

I'm a failure.

[–]NorthAve 177 points178 points ago

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I turned 27 today and I feel this way. I'm sitting on reddit eating a bowl of chili. Yay!

[–]lwoodjr 100 points101 points ago

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27 today as well. I was gifted work boots. It was a pretty good gift because of all the working I've been doing. Work I do because I just turned 27.

[–]spasticgnome 8 points9 points ago

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27 as well today! I'm trying to make the most out of it by going out to eat with friends. I've been trying to ignore my birthdays for the past few years.

[–]senicawallace 1 point2 points ago

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To everyone who shares this birthday with me, October 5th is the most common birthday...9 months prior is new years eve...here's to you my fellow mistakes

[–]SoloJones 8 points9 points ago

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Bullshit, Redditors don't work.

[–]PicklesMcGee 4 points5 points ago

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Because they're too busy redditing.

[–]SgtFish 36 points37 points ago

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Because the Wall Street tuk ur' jerbs!

[–]zepp3lin 27 points28 points ago

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BACK TO THE PILE!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Birthday today? 10-4 good buddy!

[–]LostSoulsAlliance 17 points18 points ago

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And at some point you don't even care about presents. Everything you really want is unjustifiably expensive, and you've got everything you need. Socks and underwear actually become desired gifts. Every time I realized that, I get that look on my face.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 2 points3 points ago

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Kid: "Aww man, socks?"

Adult: "Holy shit! 50 pairs of socks! And they all match! Oh god, thank you! Thank you! THANK YOU! Oh. Oh. Oh my god. Underwear?!? And they're all the same? And they're all super-comfy! Best Birthday EVER!"

[–]NorthAve 4 points5 points ago

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I asked for undershirts and Subway giftcards.

[–]bretticusmaximus 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly. My wife keeps asking me what I want for my birthday in a few weeks. Anything I really want is "unjustifiably expensive," and her getting it for me would essentially just be me buying it. If I were willing to do that, I'd already have bought it. I think I've decided on a new pair of slacks.

[–]mjgrrrrr 1 point2 points ago

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I know that nobody can afford the things I really want, and they're just too expensive to buy myself as a luxury.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I get my dad socks always. He gets pretty damn excited about those socks.

[–]SilentLettersSuck 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, you can never have too many socks [that match].

[–]hsdfjdfjsjdfjs 24 points25 points ago

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I turned 19 today (5th). I told my mother that I'll be hanging with some friends. I'll really be wandering around the city alone until it is dark so my parents don't pity me too much.

I am so depressed.

[–]mjgrrrrr 3 points4 points ago

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Go see a movie or buy yourself something you wouldn't normally allow yourself to buy but really really want.

[–]wheatfields 5 points6 points ago

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hugs dude. I would hang out with a fellow redditor if I actually knew you in real life. My closest friends are loners anyway, they tend to be more interesting people (and better friends). Happy Birthday by the way!!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Come hang with me. I've got some cool activities to do.

[–]terwilliger 13 points14 points ago

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Happy birthday, co-birthday sharer. Have an upboat.

[–]Radxical 6 points7 points ago

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2am chili?

[–]NorthAve 7 points8 points ago

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Not yet.

[–]natzo 1 point2 points ago

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I turned 22 yesterday...got some calls, but I'm sure that if it wasn't for facebook a lot of my friends wouldn't have noticed.

[–]razgrez 74 points75 points ago

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Wait! I turn into a fucking cat next year? AWESOME!

[–]redditorforENDOFdays 11 points12 points ago

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Until your owner takes you to be neutered...

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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think how much time you'll save not jacking off

[–]baemey 29 points30 points ago

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31 today. Least exciting so far. And then you get depressed because you haven't yet grown out of the idea that birthdays are supposed to be exceptional, and when it's just like any other day it seems extra bad.

[–]Buck-Nasty 37 points38 points ago

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My birthday is on the 4th of July, Merica fuck ya!..... Then I realized I'm Canadian.

[–]baemey 22 points23 points ago

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So is my dad's. He thought the fireworks were all just for him until he was at least 8.

[–]EntAway 1 point2 points ago

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And my brother but we're from South Africa so the significance was kind of lost on us.

[–]KungFuHamster 1 point2 points ago

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At first he was :) and then he was :| .jpg

[–]krismiss 7 points8 points ago

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Approaching my 31st on Halloween. I have always loved having a Halloween birthday party, until this year. I really don't want to go out in an uncomfortable costume where I can't bend or sit (I'm a chick.) No companies manufacture comfortable costumes for 30somethings. Sure I could make my own but I am lacking in the creativity and inspiration department.

Hmm I'm rambling. Is this where I yell 'get off my lawn'?

[–]DumbFuckKid 2 points3 points ago

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You could go as a girl who goes to her Homecoming in a burlap sack.

[–]CIGrules 1 point2 points ago

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Oh shit! Golden Birthday! I wanted a bike for mine, but all I got was some glow in the dark boxers :(. Hope yours is better!

[–]cultured_banana_slug 8 points9 points ago

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Birthdays as a kid are exciting because adults are supposed to pay extra attention to you. When you're a kid you don't always get a lot of attention. You get told to shush up or quiet down or be still. But on your birthday you get presents and cake and the adults praise you and coddle you and it's awesome! And there's guilt if they don't show up for your special day! How often do you get to dish guilt on adults?

Birthdays as an adult remind you that time is passing. People aren't as excited for you. Strangers don't act like you're special. Oh, happy birthday! So, uh, did you get that report finished yet? You realize you only get so many of these birthdays. When they're gone they're gone. And so are you. And you realize that each birthday that passes takes you further away from your youth and your health and drags you ever closer to Old Age (ominous voice). So you meet them with increasing dread. Like getting a bill in the mail you forgot about. That's your birthday.

And then there's the cake. As a kid you could eat as much as you liked and somehow it didn't stick (at least for me anyway). As an adult you're reminded of things called calories. Adulthood manages to suck the fun out of everything. Even birthday cake.

/rant

[–]Richman777 2 points3 points ago

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Out of everything I've ever read on reddit...this is probably the most depressing. You win, congratulations.

[–]hogger84 1 point2 points ago

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Have a fcking birthday without calorie counting, one day stuffing your face will make absolutly no difference if your regular diet and exercise regime is in order.

[–]Toxic_Gambit 1 point2 points ago

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My mother had clowns for her 40th birthday. And a whole shit load of a guest lists. I believe the only way to have a nice one would be to plan it yourself.

[–]EntAway 3 points4 points ago

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Turned 31 in June. Girlfriend made me a batman cake. Asshole friends watched sport.

[–]jhaluska 3 points4 points ago

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I turned 31 today as well. internet high five It was depressing till I got cake. I think that's why they give you cake on your birthday, cause it's hard to be sad with cake.

[–]terwilliger 4 points5 points ago

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Happy birthday, co-birthday sharer. Have an upboat.

[–]lukejames1111 1 point2 points ago

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Happy birthday!

[–]jdrc07 11 points12 points ago

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I just turned 22 last sunday. I can confirm this.

[–]terwilliger 24 points25 points ago

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Today being my 32nd, I thought it was great because I got extra sleep last night. I cooked a steak dinner for my family and enjoyed the company of my wife and two sons. Priorities change as the numbers get higher, but that doesn't mean the day is less fun. It's just fun in a different way.

[–]liquidwartremover 1 point2 points ago

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Amen! I just hit 27 yesterday. I celebrated by doing basically the same thing. Stayed home in the evening and spent time with my wife and son. My "excitement" was having two small captain and cokes to drink with dinner.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Not if your dream is to be President of the United States.

[–]nomnomgardettos 2 points3 points ago

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First non-depressing post. If you ever run for president I'm voting for you.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks, I'd upvote for you too (and did)

[–]clearlydiluted 2 points3 points ago

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[–]lisabadcat 8 points9 points ago

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My 40th birthday will be spent in court (divorce) and then alone, but I will drink like I'm turning 21 when it's done.

[–]iloveyounohomo 15 points16 points ago

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"Life's a bitch and then you die."

-Grandma

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[–]anonymisc 7 points8 points ago

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A.Z. if you want to get technical haxually.

[–]Sporkfortuna 6 points7 points ago

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I turn 25 in a few days.

When I turned 17, I watched an R rated movie.
When I turned 18, I watched an R rated movie, and then bought and smoked a cigar.
When I turned 21, I watched an R rated Movie, bought and smoked a cigar, and then got hammered.
When I turn 25, I can rent a car!

[–]disorderlyconductor 1 point2 points ago

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Rent a minivan with built-in entertainment unit, watch an R-rated movie, buy and smoke a cigar and get hammered.

Otherwise you're just ruining the continuity.

[–]mayoroftuesday 1 point2 points ago

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35, run for president!

[–]ScizRGaming 37 points38 points ago

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I just turned 18 today, I still have some time!

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[–]knightthatsaysNEE 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, yes you are.

[–]Amberburry 5 points6 points ago

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Go, Libra! Go, Libra! GO!!!

[–]stoneshwar 5 points6 points ago

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Hey scale it down.

[–]scroll_alert 1 point2 points ago

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HEY WHY ARE YOU SCROLLING SO FASTfastfastfastfastfastfastfast

[–]terwilliger 13 points14 points ago

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Happy birthday, co-birthday sharer. Have an upboat.

[–]ScizRGaming 6 points7 points ago

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Hey, you too! Enjoy it!

[–]FruityPeebils 2 points3 points ago

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happy birthday, mo' fucker

[–]ScizRGaming 3 points4 points ago

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Haha thank you!

[–]delti90 2 points3 points ago

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When I turned 18 I had forgotten it was my birthday. :|

[–]identityxcrysis 1 point2 points ago

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Happy Birthday!

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[–]gerbs 17 points18 points ago

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Last year (23), I invited a bunch of people to a bar. I waited 4 hours for them to show up and no one did. This year, I spent my birthday (Sunday) driving and working. My birthday wasn't even as good as the cat's in the OP's picture, because my parents (whom I live with while I save for a house), forgot that it was my birthday.

[–]aumanchi 20 points21 points ago

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When I was turning 16, I invited around thirty people to my birthday. I knew all of these people, and actually hung out with most of them. I had made sure my mom made plans for a WHOLE bunch of people to show up, have fun and games for everyone.

Day of my birthday - two people show up, and one brought a friend.

That was the day I realized that I don't like people. I still don't. Fuck people.

[–]zalapa89 6 points7 points ago

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I'll go to your next birthday if it's in la and we can drink.

[–]aumanchi 1 point2 points ago

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That'd be great since I'd be turning 21! YEAAAHH! Too bad I live on the opposite side of America. :[

[–]shortbushero 1 point2 points ago

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Dude (dudette?), I know how you feel. I've never had my birthday celebrated. Ever. My parents never celebrated mine growing up and I've never gotten a single present before in my life from them or even a "happy birthday." The only person who's ever gotten me a present, or even acknowledged my birthday was my ex who got me something for my 22nd and 23rd birthday. When he broke up with me though, he took both of them back. I spent my birthday this year crying and suicidal because he broke up with me. Shit sucks. Here's to hoping next year's will be better.

[–]zonzi 1 point2 points ago

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That's most depressing thing I've read in this thread. OK friends have their own life and tend to forget but parents ... that's sad story. You should plan for your own birthday celebration next year. Take a day off, go see some movies, eat nice dish, read a book in a park and enjoy YOUR day.

[–]muhnooer 26 points27 points ago

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I woke up paralyzed one Christmas morning. That was scary. I immediately did my best to make more friends, cause I was stuck there for 3 days before my girlfriend at the time came home from Wisconsin early to check and see why the hell I wasn't answering my phone.

If I had been single I would have been dead... it was some weird blood infection.

[–]Sidian 7 points8 points ago

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Jesus. Any more you can say about this? What was it like? How did you cope? I'd request that you do an AMA but I guess the questions would be somewhat limited.

[–]Sector_Corrupt 11 points12 points ago

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"What'd you do when you figured out you were paralyzed?" "... lie there."

[–]muhnooer 20 points21 points ago

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Well at first it was scary, then I pretty much decided I was dead. So I thought about stuff.

Then halfway through day 2 I got this crazy fucking craving for burger king... (Vegetarian of 5 years at that point)

so I just sat there and kind of lost track of time day dreaming about whoppers.

They said I had a pretty high fever and some mild brain damage from it... so... who knows!

I ate the fuck out of like 3 whoppers as soon as they let me out of the hospital. I puked them all up afterwards too. It was still good.

[–]LBK2013 5 points6 points ago

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day dreaming about whoppers. i laughed at this

[–]captchasarehard 2 points3 points ago

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That was your body forcing you to sit and reflect on your decision to be a vegetarian.

[–]tosss 5 points6 points ago

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Vegetarian of 5 years at that point

there's your problem.

[–]sanph 2 points3 points ago

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EAT YOUR MEATS

[–]neverusedchapstik[S] 2 points3 points ago

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iknowthatfeelbro.jpg

[–]Ipecacophony 6 points7 points ago

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Or 19 in Canada. Or, like, 16(?) in parts of Europe.

[–]spoon_master 18 points19 points ago

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or 7 in Ireland

[–]decaado 2 points3 points ago

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7, the last birthday that matters. Oh you turned 8 today? Good fucking job now get back to work.

[–]nuisible 1 point2 points ago

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18 in parts of Canada as well(Alberta, Manitoba, Quebec).

[–]epsilon_zero 5 points6 points ago

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Every birthday since I turned 13.

[–]I_Has_A_Hat 3 points4 points ago

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That's how i felt ON my 21st. All i wanted was for everyone to leave me the fuck alone.

[–]veedubbin 1 point2 points ago

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Same here, I just turned 21 yesterday (Oct 3rd.) Everyone told me I should go out and drink...Ive had a fake ID for years now and Ive experienced it all, except for gambling at vegas casinos without sketching.

[–]sukinonmybalzak[!] 14 points15 points ago

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[–]neverusedchapstik[S] 16 points17 points ago

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its more of a sadder day.. ba dum tis

[–]blahbot90 0 points1 point ago

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ba dum tits!

FTFY. Make it a happy day.

[–]spoon_master 2 points3 points ago

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thats adorable...

[–]Realworld 14 points15 points ago

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You're doing something wrong. Early 20s weren't that great, but life got better year by year through at least late-30s, and stayed good after that.

Your late teens and early 20s should be when you're working towards your future. The rest of your life is for enjoying what you're creating.

[–]apoogle 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, but that really has nothing to do with how insignificant birthdays become after you turn 21. Which is the exact point OP was making.

[–]Fritzguyes[!] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm 16 and already no one cares about my birthdays...

[–]bertbargo 2 points3 points ago

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I really forget my age. Alot.

After 21, it doesnt really matter

[–]Bout_It_Bout_It 2 points3 points ago

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You become a cat? Sweet!

[–]ivebeenhereallsummer 2 points3 points ago

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What about 42? Isn't that becoming a geek milestone? Your age is the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything. You also get to move out of your parents basement and into their master bedroom. That is after the guests leave following the wake.

[–]The_Hero_of_Kvatch 2 points3 points ago

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I felt a sadness with my birthday since turning 19. At 25, I left that MTV-market demographic, and could no longer volunteer for "The Real World" (hey, it was still fresh then). At 29, I broke down in my shitty apartment, knowing that true adulthood was around the corner.

Then the 30s...which actually were surprisingly awesome. (No lack of twenty-something tail, I assure you). Turning 40 was pretty depressing, but I've accepted my fate. I'm now about to turn 41...and I'm okay with it. Finally. I may be in my 40s, but inside I'm still a dude in his 20's...just with a lot more experience.

[–]pipstarr7 2 points3 points ago

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So true. After your 21st, you just wait for others to turn 21 so you can live vicariously through them.

[–]evilzx 2 points3 points ago

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I started being like this around age 15. :S

[–]CuzinVinny 2 points3 points ago

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This is depressing as fuck

[–]MinionOfDoom 6 points7 points ago

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Screw that, I LOVE all my birthdays! I'm 25 and every year I get really excited about spending time with my friends, eating cake, and doing something fun. I hope I never feel so old that I don't feel like celebrating everything that makes me who I am! :)

This month I'm making a halloween themed birthday cake for a friend and hubby. First time messing with icing design. I'm so psyched! I love everyone's birthday, not just my own! :D

[–]SAGIND 4 points5 points ago

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I don't call them birthdays any more. I call them anniversaries of my 21st!

[–]Amberburry 1 point2 points ago

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:( My 23rd is next week.

[–]spoon_master 1 point2 points ago

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I feel that way already and im not 21 yet!

[–]dayoldhater 1 point2 points ago

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Your car insurance rates drop at 25! Life is worth living again!

[–]probably_a_bitch 1 point2 points ago

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My 22nd birthday is in a couple of weeks. I have already been informed that there will be no family celebration and no presents.

[–]Katana622 7 points8 points ago

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obvious surprise party bro

[–]probably_a_bitch 1 point2 points ago

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Hah! You don't know my family.

[–]docmedic 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe they should make the 24th birthday for legal pot usage... It's still not the same though... =(

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 1 point2 points ago

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25 is cool because your auto insurance rate drops, but that sad that I looked forward to that :(

[–]PretendsToKnowThings 1 point2 points ago

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That's 101 in cat years. Of course you'll look a bit sad.

[–]1stmoredancingwbruno 1 point2 points ago

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Was in Vegas this summer for my 21st, went up $1500 at the poker tables, saw Tiesto on the night of my birthday, I've accepted that I've peaked.

[–]wafflewaitress 1 point2 points ago

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I hate birthdays.

Threw a party for my 8th birthday. No one came. I haven't had a birthday party since.

I've had worse birthdays, but that 8th birthday was just pathetic.

[–]almostLola 1 point2 points ago

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[–]savethetatas 1 point2 points ago

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I requested that for my upcoming 30th birthday, my husband stage an epic pirate battle for me when I wake up. The first few minutes from Grow Up, Timmy Turner is what I'm hoping for.

[–]bluecollarguy[!] 1 point2 points ago

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On my 21st birthday I was a pall-bearer in my best friends funeral. So yeah, I can say mine are like this too.

Sorry to be a downer r/funny, but I miss him and this post made me think of him.

[–]DrDicknips 1 point2 points ago

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"I'd better start doing that thing that I'm supposed to be doing at this age."

[–]jacobtaylor1987 1 point2 points ago

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Except when you turn 90, and you can legally litter.

[–]PissUpaRope 1 point2 points ago

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502 Bad Gateway The server returned an invalid or incomplete response.

sounds about right

[–]HotDinnerBatman 1 point2 points ago

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Lies. I don't even get a cake :(

[–]smashpants 1 point2 points ago

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I turn 29 tomorrow. What could be more depressing? Oh yeah, my husband said he would finally sign the divorce papers after 9 years of marriage as a birthday gift to me.

[–]marconi88 1 point2 points ago

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Turned 25 today and this picture pretty much nailed it.

[–]meowdragon 1 point2 points ago

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Im not nearly that cute

[–]Gisbourne 1 point2 points ago

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shit, this is how my birthdays have been since I was about 12.

[–]DanGliesack 1 point2 points ago

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I turned 20 today and it still feels this way

[–]grandoiseau 1 point2 points ago

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I hear life goes downhill after 25

[–]overduebook 1 point2 points ago

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No fucking way! Birthdays are awesome because they are just another excellent excuse for me to invite my friends over and drink beer. My 23rd is in a month and I am happy for an excuse to buy a new party dress and cook dinner for my favorite people in the world. Birthdays are what you make of them!

[–]robilixious 1 point2 points ago

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Every birthday after your 21st.. Is actually an anniversary of your 21st birthday.

Turning 30? Happy 9th anniversary of your 21st birthday! 9 shots for you!

[–]the2belo 1 point2 points ago

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Today is my 41st.

This is pretty goddamn accurate.

[–]EntForgotHisPassword 1 point2 points ago

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Why the 21st? Am I missing some american thing now?

[–]HardCorwen 1 point2 points ago

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I disagree. I turned 27 in may and it was one of the best parties I've ever had.

21 was actually kind of boring for me.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Sadly since I can't drink that's how my 19th and 20th birthdays went, and probably how 21 is going to go.

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I turn 22 tomorrow...

[–]onemanutopia 0 points1 point ago

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[–]yonkeltron 0 points1 point ago

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What about the prime-numbered birthdays and the powers of two?

[–]Astronewts 0 points1 point ago

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After a while it gets to the point where when someone asks you how old you are, you have to do the math really quick in your head.

It just becomes so unimportant you forget how many years has gone by.

[–]DrMedx 0 points1 point ago

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my birthday is tomorrow and this is pretty much how in going to be spending it, but with a few more cats.

[–]identityxcrysis 0 points1 point ago

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I don't drink, so it's been like that for every birthday after my 17th.

[–]lazyboy0172 0 points1 point ago

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my 22 birthday is tomorrow...thanks :(

[–]gientsosage 0 points1 point ago

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That might be the only picture of a cat I have ever laughed at.

[–]PostalAlbatross 0 points1 point ago

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Confirmed.

[–]curlypubes 0 points1 point ago

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each day im getting closer and closer to death. each day is the worst day of my life....

cute cat, tho.

[–]thefloppydog 0 points1 point ago

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My 22nd is coming up in a few months.... don't remind me.

[–]spageddie 0 points1 point ago

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Damn. I'm 22 now and the sad reality is setting in. I have nothing to look forward to anymore :(

[–]seantonsoup 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny because it's true.

[–]catdued 0 points1 point ago

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i'm turning 21 at midnight! fuck yeah last good birthday!

[–]pipsqeek 0 points1 point ago

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I just turned 33. It's the same old shit every day...

[–]swampninja 0 points1 point ago

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Well at 25 you can rent a car...

[–]WaywardandWeary 0 points1 point ago

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I turned 21 last year... could give a fuck less about any other year ahead of me.

[–]demonstar55 0 points1 point ago

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There wasn't even cake during my 22nd birthday. It was also finals week and I had a final that day, I think I got drunk that week though one of the days I didn't have any finals the next few days

[–]wayndom 0 points1 point ago

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...you become a pussy?

[–]jjesskalee 0 points1 point ago

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You have to think of it in the right way. I'm turning 24 in a couple of weeks, but I'm spinning it.

I'm celebrating the 3rd anniversary of my 21st birthday. See? Makes it sound like an invitation to get 3 times as drunk as the first time.

[–]lavendergooms 0 points1 point ago

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I turned 21 two days ago and that is how I feel already.

[–]MrDmoney 0 points1 point ago

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That's why I decided to stop aging after my 21st.

[–]polyparadigm 0 points1 point ago

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So not true. I woke up laughing the morning after my 24th, and my 30th was awesome as well.

[–]ianleavitt 0 points1 point ago

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Me in two days. Supposed to be record low temperatures on my birthday too. Don't really know what I want either. Suggestions are welcome.

[–]James311 0 points1 point ago

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My 22nd is tomorrow.

This is how I feel.

[–]Sirius5 0 points1 point ago

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That has been every birthday after my 12th. I'm 22.

[–]dismal626 0 points1 point ago

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This is how all my birthdays have been and I'm 20, lol.

[–]MatthewX5000 0 points1 point ago

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eventually the cake goes away too.

[–]Arxl 0 points1 point ago

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I turn 18 in 14 hours and 18 minutes. Fuck I'm old, time to get ultra-porn legally~

[–]Hrodrik 0 points1 point ago

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My 28th is approaching. I'm not going to celebrate. In fact, I even removed it from Facebook cause I don't even want people telling me anything about it. Just reminds me of another crappy year that passed and that I'm getting to old to get a life I'll enjoy or to be able to change. My life has shaped me in ways that don't help me live.

[–]Keyumia 0 points1 point ago

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I turned 21. And then I was a cat.

[–]nuclearwar 0 points1 point ago

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I'm 21 with 8 years of experience. I celebrate birthdays similarly.

[–]mariogumballpopsicle 0 points1 point ago

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21- normal 22- no more birthday cards from anyone but mom.

[–]Forgot_Username 0 points1 point ago

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In Canada 18-19 is the point of no return. Birthday? Better get drunk and make an ass of myself. I guess when I have kids I can get drunk and make an ass of myself and get the perk of embarassing them! NEW GOAL ACQUIRED!

[–]BJob22 0 points1 point ago

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18th was 2 months ago....same feeling

[–]whatthebbqsauce 0 points1 point ago

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this is my wallet

[–]clickx 0 points1 point ago

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The cat's name is Jake btw.

[–]ailish 0 points1 point ago

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I'll be 32 in a couple weeks. I look at my birthday as my own personal holiday. No big deal, but I take the day off work, relax, get dinner with friends and/or family. No big parties, but I have fun anyway.

[–]SupermanKickedMyAss 0 points1 point ago

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"502 Bad Gateway

The server returned an invalid or incomplete response."

I hate that feel.

[–]NooneknowsImaCat 0 points1 point ago

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Sadly accurate.

[–]Lazook 0 points1 point ago

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Well, as a German there isn't really anything special about any birthday after your 18th.

[–]inuyome1008 0 points1 point ago

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I'm turning 21 this saturday... I feel as though I must relish every last drop of it..

[–]Benassi 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously, my thoughts exactly. What's most pathetic is that I actually embrace it... like if family asks if I want to do anything special or fun I usually say "we can just go to dinner, I don't really care"... and I say it happily!

WTF.

[–]fishebulb 0 points1 point ago*

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Not even close

(almost 30)

[–]cluich 0 points1 point ago

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this is incredibly accurate

[–]jeffc313 0 points1 point ago

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not even looking forward to 21. I've still got... shit... only 5 months :/

[–]chill3willy 0 points1 point ago

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oh god its so sad yet true... so sad

[–]StarKilla 0 points1 point ago*

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I can't recall a non-shitty birthday

[–]beernerd 0 points1 point ago

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I turned 27 the other day and I didn't even get a cake.

[–]Chren 0 points1 point ago

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For me its more every birthday after 17th or so.

[–]naturalcauzes 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I miss my human form too...