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[–]YouAreTheTourist 174 points175 points ago

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I never wore panda suits with my dad but I guess everyone's childhood is different. I always wondered how people were raised to become furries.

[–]I_saw_this_on_4chan 20 points21 points ago

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Furries develop from severe cases of forever aloneness... But other theories have been posited as well.

[–]FurryPornography 4 points5 points ago

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This is actually fairly accurate. Don't worry, it's not porn.

[–]iamverificationimage 5 points6 points ago

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I blame Disney.

[–]GundamWang 4 points5 points ago

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Other theories:

  1. All furries are secretly our reptile conquerors who have a hard time understanding human mating habits.
  2. Reincarnation is real, and all furries were actual furry animals who didn't get completely reset. Like formatting your Dell hard drive and forgetting about the extra 8MB extra secret dell partition.
  3. They enjoy the feeling of fur upon their genitals and other erogenous zones due to repressed memories of being raped by various woodland creatures at night through their childhood.

[–]fabis 4 points5 points ago

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I don't know why you got downvoted, because you are right.

[–]botguy[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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You thought that comment was clever and apparently it was indeed clever

[–]Somnombulist 53 points54 points ago

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Every picture is of you when you were younger. - Mitch Hedberg

[–]ThatWasFred 23 points24 points ago

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Actually, some pictures are of other people when they were younger.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Every picture of you. Not every picture.

[–]Renmauzuo -2 points-1 points ago

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If we consider a video to be a moving picture, then a live streaming video is a picture of me when I'm exactly the same age.

Well, I suppose when we consider the time it takes the light to travel from me to the camera, and from the camera to the screen where it's displayed, it's a picture of me when I was slightly younger, but we'll just gloss over that detail for now.

[–]cr101 6 points7 points ago

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The time for the monitor to render and display the image makes the light travel-time negligible.

[–]deanbmmv 6 points7 points ago

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Depends, are you using Neutrino net?

[–]Supreme333 13 points14 points ago

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when i was little i used to run into my brothers legs while he was laying on his back and he would fling me across the room.....until one day we went a little to crazy and i hit the ceiling

[–]deanbmmv 16 points17 points ago

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My then 5 year old sister was harassing my then 18 year old sister. 18yr old then springs her foot out and launches 5 yr old across the lounge. The room suddenly went quiet as everyone tried to work out if we should be impressed by the distance covered, angered for kicking her sister across the room, or a 'serves you right' for younger one.

[–]stinkytaco 5 points6 points ago

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Well? What conclusion did you come to?

[–]deanbmmv 9 points10 points ago

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Impressed. The younger one wasn't seriously hurt, more shocked at the sudden acceleration across the room, so no harm no foul.

[–]deusnefum 0 points1 point ago

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How did the 18 year-old sister react?

[–]othermatt 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of the time when I was visiting family for the holidays. I was deflating the air mattress I slept on when my 1 year old came in to see what I was doing. Eventually this lead to me putting him on the partially deflated mattress and gently flopping onto to it thereby launching him less than a foot in the air. Because my son is awesome, he loved it.

However, my dad is even more awesome so he convinced me to flop harder. My son caught about 5 feet of hang time.

Don't worry though. I caught him.

[–]Supreme333 0 points1 point ago

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haha yeah when your younger you have no concept of whats dangerous now i just picture the worst with little kids. (and im only 22) i always think there going to get hurt no matter what there doing but i guess thats part of being a kid.

[–]rhombus2210 11 points12 points ago

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I see the WWF is finally back to what it should be

[–]Niqulaz 2 points3 points ago

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Relevant, and old than the internet.

[–]GuanatanaMo 7 points8 points ago

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you must have a huge mouse and keyboard to browse reddit with your huge panda hands O.o

[–]MySonIsCaleb 2 points3 points ago

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he use to be a panda...he's better now.

[–]pojojojo7292 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Crochetniac 7 points8 points ago

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This is the first post in weeks that has actually made me laugh out loud.

[–]Morganfield 10 points11 points ago

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No wonder pandas aren't having kids; baby pandas are assholes.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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And they say child abuse is a black and white issue : P

[–]THECHRIST666 4 points5 points ago

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He could hurl you like that, WAS HE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE?

[–]Lou_The_Welterweight 5 points6 points ago

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Way too soon, he just hurled himself off a highway a couple months ago.

[–]CaribbeanZedNinja 0 points1 point ago

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Never forget.

[–]Walkspace 1 point2 points ago

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And the beat goes on...

[–]THECHRIST666 0 points1 point ago

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Or was he thrown by his son?

[–]vorgy 3 points4 points ago

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You were fucking bears?! Rad.

[–]jcos444 2 points3 points ago

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That's fucked up.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago*

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My dad, My brothers, and me would play "bear" :) he would chase us and we would harass him and then he'd play "guitar" on our stomachs

edit for grammar stupidity

[–]timmymac 5 points6 points ago

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My sister convinced me more than once to play the "elephant game". We were elephants in the circus and I had to pretend that I was using my trunk to grab her tail. Then she would fart in my face.

...I wasn't so smart.

[–]sicinfit 4 points5 points ago

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Silly and non-sexual, right? Right?

[–]timmymac 1 point2 points ago

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We were like 7, so right!

[–]underattack86 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for reminding me about bozarking.

[–]imNTR 2 points3 points ago

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pandas are dicks

[–]loridee 2 points3 points ago

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For just a second there when the video started I thought this was a covert way to come out as a survivor of incest.

[–]Monkeychimp 2 points3 points ago

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Kung Fu Panda!

[–]Hobbes4247791 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, someone covered this joke. Thanks for saving me the trouble!

[–]nomnomgardettos 0 points1 point ago

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AND THE SHAME

[–]sky_high_production 1 point2 points ago

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Because of the title of this picture I had to put my browser in private-mode. But when I opened it, I realized it wasn't incest.

[–]vplatt 4 points5 points ago

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So, you thought it was incest porn, and yet you still opened it?

ಠ_ಠ

[–]HEADPOCKET 1 point2 points ago

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I like how the Dad loses the stick in his mouth when accosted by the kid and then somehow manages to get it back in his mouth while simultaneously judo-flipping the kid over his head—and then just keeps chewing... like a boss.

[–]ch33s3 1 point2 points ago

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Can't talk, eating.

[–]dotexe82 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ramerica 1 point2 points ago

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IT'S PANDAMONIUM!

[–]ramerica 1 point2 points ago

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IT'S PANDAMONIUM!

[–]oscar45 1 point2 points ago

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Probably already said, but "My dad and me."

[–]piperdave 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason, I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for that :)

[–]ifihadanickel 2 points3 points ago

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*my dad and me

[–]ifihadanickel 1 point2 points ago

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here's a picture of me when i was older

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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thank you! here's how you can remember, see how it sounds without the "x and..."

"basically I when I was younger" or "basically me when I was younger"

[–]Software_Engineer 1 point2 points ago

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me and my dad when I was younger

ftfy

[–]SirRealle 5 points6 points ago

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*My dad and me

Unless there was a joke in there that I missed.

[–]nonono2 0 points1 point ago

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Man, you and your father got a huge capilar problem

[–]geekay 0 points1 point ago

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Kuma can't fight himself, he's supposed to have a different costume!

[–]morninwood187 0 points1 point ago

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"dad" gets surprised

[–]Nathanator 0 points1 point ago

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You flipped your dad over your shoulder? Skill.

[–]MT_Flesch 0 points1 point ago

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"get ready for the THUNDER!!"

[–]Akarei 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me more of Ranma and his Pop.

[–]rachelspeaking 0 points1 point ago

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This is my current relationship with my kitten.

[–]Yoyo8 0 points1 point ago

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My father never throws me over like that...

[–]Thebudweiserstuntman 0 points1 point ago

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Basically.

[–]yellatrasers 0 points1 point ago

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isn't that panda in tekken?

[–]Darklocus63 0 points1 point ago

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Kung Fu panda lives :D

[–]spoonbeak 0 points1 point ago

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Panda's are cunts.

[–]SirRealle 0 points1 point ago

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"Bitch get off my FACE!!"

[–]chrisvarick 0 points1 point ago

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lol pandas

[–]SayingTheObvious 0 points1 point ago

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LOL the big panda threw the little panda off him because he tried to get on top of him while he was trying to eat bamboo.

[–]vertices 0 points1 point ago

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Being a panda, was it hard for you to learn how to use the computer?

[–]HeavyTank 0 points1 point ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now....

[–]LoneliestHobo 0 points1 point ago

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looks like dreamworks really outdone themselves animating the new kung-fu panda

[–]PeacekeeperAl 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, flashbacks to Matt Groening's The Critic.

[–]rangerk 0 points1 point ago

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I hear ya. My dad once kicked me on Christmas Eve, so I kicked him back. He grabbed my foot and held me upside down, and he dropped me on my head. I still have the scar above my right eye 13 years later...

[–]Josiwe 0 points1 point ago

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Please excuse me while I repost this to /r/leagueoflegends and retitle it with a Singed joke.

[–]RobBobLoblaw 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Sir_Meowsalot 0 points1 point ago*

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Baby Panda: Papa! Let's play! I love you!

Father Panda: You're not even my SON!

[–]Farmingtool 0 points1 point ago

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Incest? Pandas love incest.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Basically my ex and I when I wanted to fap...cries...ohhh, so lonely

[–]FckingGyarados 0 points1 point ago

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You are pandas?

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 0 points1 point ago

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"Not now son, I'm eating!"

[–]LogicalGoof 0 points1 point ago

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So you had to find your own bamboo?

[–]MisterWonka 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else think of this? NSFW language.

[–]mynameisleo 0 points1 point ago

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me and my dad

[–]theroboticdan 0 points1 point ago

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We all have our pandas to bear

[–]trapthemandkillthem 0 points1 point ago

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I used to do that with your dad, too.

[–]Phohammar 0 points1 point ago

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My dad and I still playfight like that. He's awesome!

[–]advicevice 0 points1 point ago

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Whoa, your dad eats, shoots and leaves?

[–]ragetrololol 0 points1 point ago

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This gif encompasses both WWF's quite well.

[–]LaBambas 0 points1 point ago

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The men of this generation would call that abuse and have you taken away to be raised in a caring home.

[–]acoustic_phil 0 points1 point ago

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Do you throw him around now?

[–]mahabuddha -1 points0 points ago

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Correct grammar: "Basically my dad and ME..."

[–]bigunclephil 0 points1 point ago

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The WWE logo's panda.

[–]ScaryPirateDude 0 points1 point ago

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That's why pandas don't reproduce.

[–]login_to_do_that 0 points1 point ago

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Nom nom nom mmm bamboo. Heay dad! Can I have some of tha... * Uh-Hugh! * * Ooof! * Nom nom nom mmm bamboo.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Then the big panda just goes right back to noshing.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]IonZero -2 points-1 points ago

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Your grammar makes me a sad panda

[–]Sludgeman -2 points-1 points ago

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You must've been obese.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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You tried to makeout with your dad?

[–]sjk97 -4 points-3 points ago

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Your dad's a panda?

[–]waterbuffalo69 -4 points-3 points ago

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Dude...you are a panda? you should do an AMA.