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[–]kththth 7 points8 points ago

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other than your butt everything else is safe

[–]Konrad4th 8 points9 points ago

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Any society willing to sacrifice a little anus liberty for a little security, will deserve neither, lose both, and get ass raped.

[–]hrothgar_the_great[S] 2 points3 points ago

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you sir, are a visionary.

[–]Jacyjitsu 13 points14 points ago

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Looks like surprise butt sex.

[–]blankwall 15 points16 points ago

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I came for the safety. I stayed for the butt sex.

[–]sigma_noise 5 points6 points ago

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I came for the safety

ಠ_ಠ

[–]justanothercommenter 4 points5 points ago

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Edited for clarity.

[–]rahku 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you just FUCK YOU! I finally got that image out of my head after a week of seeing it everywhere and now THIS!

[–]freshwest 3 points4 points ago

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You're safe. You will be transferred to a safe and secure facility. Don't worry.

[–]laserguns 2 points3 points ago

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I can't be the only person that saw Goatse.

[–]TheBlackHive 1 point2 points ago

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You're not.

[–]AMISHassassin 8 points9 points ago

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You are safe with me black child, the sign says so.

[–]beaucm 1 point2 points ago

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No reason to suspect this guy

[–]music4mic 2 points3 points ago

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White on black rape is much safer than black on white rape.

think about it.

[–]TheGreatAndPowerful 1 point2 points ago

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Great now my dreams are haunted! Thanks asshole!

[–]hrothgar_the_great[S] 1 point2 points ago

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You can never unsee what you've just seen. ಠ_ಠ

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble 1 point2 points ago

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Are you saying interracial love is not safe?

[–]BbIT 1 point2 points ago

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SafePlace to cop a feel on some Black titties.

[–]SpaceManAndy 1 point2 points ago

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I happen to be a big fan of interracial buttsex.

[–]SirSandGoblin 1 point2 points ago

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look like a place that would send me to my "safe place"

[–]CarlosValdosta 1 point2 points ago

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Here. FTFY!

[–]sappermills 0 points1 point ago

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DC, where the mayor smokes crack and Pedobear waits in fire stations!

[–]2312 0 points1 point ago

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if you look only at the black part, you'll notice zoidberg

[–]wuzizname 0 points1 point ago

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Free hugs!

[–]jimdoescode 0 points1 point ago

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I always felt it looked like a hooded figure beckoning me towards it.

[–]sugarfreelemonade 0 points1 point ago

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I feel uncomfortable around black people too.

[–]Hellrazor236 0 points1 point ago

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They're trying to lure you in.

[–]bobje99 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know how it looks, it's just a sign :P

[–]ThundarrtheRedditor 0 points1 point ago

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A man named Hrothgar shouldn't be scared.

[–]TangledPenis 0 points1 point ago

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lol, I opened a picture of boobies in another tab right after I opened this and got the titles mixed up.

[–]eekbah 0 points1 point ago

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Or is this look like anything BUTT SEX!

[–]napoleondance 0 points1 point ago

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Black man with an exposed ribcage.

[–]jghughes 0 points1 point ago

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I always used to think it looked like a kid with two shark bites taken out of him.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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SM - safe for sadomasochism

[–]foreveralright 0 points1 point ago

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This should have a picture of pedobear on it, before I'd start feeling any safer.

[–]holysocks 0 points1 point ago

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i remember the sign from a Charlotte NC bus station has something similar

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yea, that's pretty damn creepy.

[–]Jimithing87 0 points1 point ago

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Should def be the other way around. White guys would never do that.

[–]OmicronPersei8 0 points1 point ago

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mmm, those are nice boobs

[–]jreives04 0 points1 point ago

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Dat ass is his

[–]360walkaway 0 points1 point ago

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But I've always wanted to see a big Asian dude give a reacharound to a smaller black guy's chest...

[–]mizuhri 0 points1 point ago

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A couple years ago I posted a pic of this sign on Digg. I took it at a local Target. No one dugg it. MrBabyMan took my pic, reposted it and it had like 6000 diggs.

[–]johnnyinput 0 points1 point ago

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You're racist, you hat hugging black people.

[–]jeepbraah 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this sign 4 years ago and thought the same thing. But i wasn't raped so i guess it was safe?

[–]SgtBanana 0 points1 point ago

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The yellow man depicted in the sign is clearly restraining a black man, making the premises safe for everyone else.

[–]babiesloveboobies 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry, your boobs are nice and safe in my hands.

[–]_Born_To_Be_Mild_ 0 points1 point ago

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It's you and my sick mind.

[–]VitruvianMonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Only when I was much older did I perceive that it was a picture of someone hugging someone. For most of my childhood, I believed it was a picture of the deformed skeleton of a child.

[–]ogonga 0 points1 point ago

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This sign looked racist, so I made a racist joke about it to my friends. Yep, high school students are stupid like that, sorry.

[–]bspielburg 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like an armless skeleton walking through a trefoil-arched doorway.

[–]JesteroftheApocalyps 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I see this, I see an earless cartoon cat with weird neck hair . . .

[–]njsurf13 0 points1 point ago

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There is one by the firehouse in town and every time i get wawa with my friend we eat are food there for that reason and that reason only.

[–]DoctorCastro 0 points1 point ago

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It's a safe location for black children to have their shoulders groped by larger white adults. Duh.

[–]fizzymilk 0 points1 point ago

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Honk honk!

[–]Mickey_Malthus 0 points1 point ago

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Sponsored by Operation Grope Safe

[–]whateveryall 0 points1 point ago

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[–]thisisheavy 0 points1 point ago

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Is does that a child rapist?

[–]jcsimpson 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah...like the white guy would be attacking the black guy.

[–]kellylizzz 0 points1 point ago

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http://i.imgur.com/xENTy.jpg They had these all over Spokane , Washington and parts of Idaho. My friend took a picture of me under one and we made a joke of it the whole time. I made some juggalo walking by really uncomfortable by telling him it was a safe place. Good times bro, good times.

[–]quityelling 0 points1 point ago

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The sign clearly says that this location is a safe place for Michael Jackson to get intimate with another little black boy.

[–]Lord_Von_Fappington 0 points1 point ago

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The internet has ruined me. The first thing I thought when I saw the hands was Goatse.

[–]LittleLarry 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that a Janet Jackson Rolling Stone magazine cover?

[–]dannymb87 0 points1 point ago

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It's on the city bus in Flagstaff, AZ http://i.imgur.com/yGZAD.jpg

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I saw one of these signs posted by the door at a McDonald's the other day. I immediately thought the same thing.

So... What the heck is this? Would anyone mind explaining? Like... Seriously... What does this sign mean?

[–]direwolf47 0 points1 point ago

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i have laughed everytime i see one of these signs for years, "safe place for small black people to be raped by large white men"

[–]Catona 0 points1 point ago

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Ok...seriously people. Is it not the least bit fucked up that any image showing hugging or even insinuating close physical proximity is automatically looked upon as devious or sexual in nature?

[–]iPlagueRat 0 points1 point ago

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I work at a youth shelter, and the kids always make jokes about that sign, but in reality it is a great system.

[–]rage_quit6677 0 points1 point ago

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Reverse the colors. THEN it will look unsafe.

[–]mingaminga 0 points1 point ago

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I grew up with this signs all over buildings. Been around since the early 90s at least in Louisville KY.

[–]chapster88 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a safe place, for your BUT.

[–]WhersMyCarry 0 points1 point ago

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[–]url00 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a huge FMA fan, but I don't see how this picture relates.

Could you please explain?

[–]Thassodar -1 points0 points ago

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In FMA: Brotherhood when Ed opens the gate the hands come out to molest--take him to the other side. The hands on the Safe Place sign look like those hands.

To be honest, though, the meaning behind those hands and the "God" he speaks to on the other side is kinda hazy.

[–]url00 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh true, true.

[–]Digest -1 points0 points ago

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Taken