What I hate about Fall.

WanderingSpaceHopper · 1 year

you say cuddle weather I say read reddit and play games in my underpants weather

iamapizza · 1 year

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andtheniwaslike27 · 1 year

that's what I hate about everyday.

StreetMailbox · 1 year

Come on ya'll! ASK A GIRL TO HANG OUT!

It doesn't need to be creepy. And your reaction says more about you as a person that even you having the balls to ask. Seriously, is there a girl in your class you talked to once? Or someone you just spotted? Do this: walk up to them, and be like, "hey, how's it going?" And, assuming they're a person and not an automaton, they will probably say, "petty good, how about you?" And then be like, "Good, except [INSERT SOMETHING LIGHT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT]," like the weather or a test or a big day at work, and make it semi-interesting and NOT depressing, like this, "I'm good, except I'm not really looking forward to pulling this shift tomorrow, we're gonna be crushed." What this does is it gives the person the chance to either ask about it, or not. Sometimes she will be too nervous or whatever to follow up, and if that's the case, just be a boss, and go right for the kill. The reason you have the "cute but not depressing" thing to say is so you can be like, "you know, I know this is kind of cheesy, but it really would make it better if you maybe wanted to hang out some time. Do you like coffee?" Now what THIS does is give them a chance NOT to respond to being asked out, but to whether they like coffee... but you already asked them out! SNEAKY DOG! So they say "yes, no" and you say "do you have any time tomorrow or some time this week [to get tea if they don't like coffee], and at this point you have been so normal that they will be all like, "yeah, I have some time," and then you ask for a number to confirm or whatever, and you say it's been great talking, and I can't wait to climb on top of you and thrust awkwardly.

If this fails, repeat a few times until it doesn't.

Then you can cuddle.

OK? Now GO DO IT.

imhereforanonymity · 1 year

You just need to watch more archer

Sneazeer · 1 year

Girlfriend just left me and the only thing i want to do is cuddle with her in my bed :( This weather fucking sucks if your are alone -_-

Battlesheep · 1 year

now i have a sad

wafflewaitress · 1 year

All the lonely people. Where do they all come from?

All the lonely people. Where do they all belong?

pikacz · 1 year

get one of these

snoozieboi · 1 year

Think of all the free time to do videogames!

Blackops606 · 1 year

every year for many years now :(

EdwardRMeow · 1 year

TIL I've been spelling "hurray" wrong. I've been spelling it "hooray." "Hurray" sounds like a black woman saying "hurry."

Neocrasher · 1 year

Pfft, more like REDDIT WEATHER!

basreps · 1 year

As a Texan, the moisture on the window in that picture confuses and frightens me.

Trashcanman33 · 1 year

Get a dog!

Pizzaboxpackaging · 1 year

I genuinely had a 3-4 second laugh at this. Every time I see the word "hurray" I think of the Duff Gardens episode of the Simpsons.

levirules · 1 year

There is a benefit to being forever alone during cold cuddle weather. She doesn't put her cold ass feet on your warm ass legs.

Soutaja · 1 year

It's funny how weather actually affects your brains. I believe it's mostly because the amount of sunlight decreases dramatically.

After a little looking: http://www.valkee.com/uk/

Been thinking of getting those and hope that my annual "Fuck everything" attitude wears off.

Edit: Holy shit after seeing the price I'll just make my own earplugs.

STtngFAN · 1 year

http://imgur.com/gallery/1Iv47

expertunderachiever · 1 year

Go. Live. An. Interesting. Life. Period. Love will happen on its own.

I was perma-single but doing my own thing [e.g. travel, music, work, etc]. Then on a lark I asked someone out over pof in May. We're getting married in January and been living together since mid June [after I moved into my new house which I bought previously in the year].

Go out. Live. Don't sit there in pity about how much you hate being alone. What are you going to do when you find someone? Tell her tales about how you're a sad-sack who sits on a couch all day crying when it rains out?

mikhel · 1 year

I don't know whether to laugh or cry

MadmortigansBitch · 1 year

I'm down for some cuddling! Who wants to cuddle?!?

Tacman180 · 1 year

This made me lol... and then get sad.

Jocosity · 1 year

Give us your stats. We'll fineyou somebody!

Shadax · 1 year

FTFY

http://i.imgur.com/9DrLJ.jpg

datoned · 1 year

forever

Turin082 · 1 year

Up vote for shared sentiment.

[deleted] · 1 year

You have no idea how nice it is to have a bed completely to yourself.

rube · 1 year

Even before I was married I still enjoyed the fall bedtime.

It's not just about cuddling. It's about jumping into a nice cold bed and freezing your ass off for a little while until it gets all nice and snuggly from your body temperature.

Having someone else there just makes it a bazillion times better.

Okay, that last line was mean. I'm sorry.

TheIrishTickler · 1 year

Cuddle weather? More like hotbox weather!

naoptovke · 1 year

It looks like you're trying to stick your head into a portal.

antiproton · 1 year

People devote far too much time thinking about being alone. Nothing will guarantee continued bachelorhood more readily than wallowing in self pity.

Swampfunk · 1 year

just get a really really big pillow and pop it in the dryer for a few minutes if you are getting cuddle hungry.

Bramsey89 · 1 year

Haha it's funny because he's alone and miserable.

[deleted] · 1 year

hug?

CaptainFoxButt · 1 year

I really don't see the problem here, at least you have an excuse not to go outside! Glass is half full buddy!

metroid23 · 1 year

Hurray

I read this in Lana Kanes voice.

tinquisitive · 1 year

sniff I'll hug you!

JourdanWithaU · 1 year

A little too close to home...

x30Jx · 1 year

Strikes depressingly close to home...

Adan714 · 1 year

Weather to walk alone through manless forests and enjoy your solitude.

;-)

KorranHalcyon · 1 year

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j_fdSpkmE

viralplatipuss · 1 year

It's so true. :(

DREwelsh · 1 year

DAMN IT YOU RUINED MY GOOD MOOD! ಠ_ಠ

Amdinga · 1 year

*video game weather

[deleted] · 1 year

It's funny, because I typically do have someone to cuddle with during the summer, when it's too hot to do so, and no one to cuddle with during fall/winter, when it's all I want. Life hates me.

thebullisred · 1 year

overrated. cuddle time would be pleasant if she would just learn to enjoy some silence.

MjaG · 1 year

What i love about fall: Modern Warfare 3; Battlefield 3; Uncharted 3; Fifa 12; RAGE; Dead Island; AC Revelations ^{^}

blondipop · 1 year

I feel you. Going through a bad breakup myself so I'm missing the cuddles in this weather too. Here's a virtual cuddle to hopefully make you feel better. ((((CUDDLE))))

UnderAboveAverage · 1 year

I miss my dog.

[deleted] · 1 year

waaaaaaah

thekommunistkid · 1 year

Should I call the Wha-mulance? Sounds like I need to call whine-11

[deleted] · 1 year

I'm not going to give you a hug, or any sympathy. I'm going to give you something a million times better.

Follow this and your problems will be solved:

How is your health and energy levels? Overweight? Hygene? acne? disease? do you eat out? do you know how to cook? get this sorted.
Are you well groomed and clean?
Got self-sabotaging behavior? Read "Don't let your emotions run your life" by Scott E. Spradlin
Got depression? Read "Feel good new mood therapy" by David Burns
Do you play video games? Stop wasting your time.
How many social hobbies do you have? Have at least 3 social hobbies. Sign up for martial arts, team sports, dancing, cooking, anything social!
What do you know about culture, trends and fashion? start learning.

Once you have your physical and psychological health down and a social life style:

Download the videos "Real Social Dynamics - Foundations" and "Real Social Dynamics - Blueprint Decoded". Watch it, and apply it.

Problem solved. You can thank me in a year from now.

Cheers.

tobean · 1 year

I read "what I hate about fail". Strangely appropriate?

thepokeduck · 1 year

You guys should all come over to my house. I'll make hot chocolate and we can cuddle while watching Batman.

[deleted] · 1 year

I laughed, but...yeah

Hazy_V · 1 year

The reason you dislike fall is because you don't have a fine looking coat. The nicer the coat, the better your fall will turn out. True story.

eittie · 1 year

I wish I could find a guy who liked reddit in my area. Cuddling, having some hot cocoa, and reading reddit stories together... :(

Yonzo · 1 year

We should all just cuddle with each other :D

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