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[–]WanderingSpaceHopper 235 points236 points ago

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you say cuddle weather I say read reddit and play games in my underpants weather

[–]KachimiGaNai 241 points242 points ago

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Let's be fair, you do that in nice weather too.

[–]WanderingSpaceHopper 116 points117 points ago

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yes :<

but when it's shitty outside at least i have a good excuse

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points ago

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Somehow it does feel better. Like you're not wasting your life away.

[–]SanityInAnarchy 3 points4 points ago

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To be fair, at least then you can do it outside.

[–]apox64928 8 points9 points ago

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let's be honest, we're not going outside any time soon.

[–]itsprobablytrue 16 points17 points ago

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Who needs underpants!

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[–]NuclearTigerlily 2 points3 points ago

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itsprobablytrue, what thatguyfred said.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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people who sit in leather chairs

[–]itsprobablytrue 4 points5 points ago

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I guess that's why I was told to avoid buying a leather couch

[–]viagravagina 1 point2 points ago

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Even I don't want to look at my junk.

[–]GrumpyHour 4 points5 points ago

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[–]mvpujols777 10 points11 points ago

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It's fucking hockey weather you pussies

[–]CofE 14 points15 points ago

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Does fucking hockey require underpants?

[–]B5_S4 5 points6 points ago

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What is this hockey you speak of and how does one fuck it?

/floridian.

[–]iamapizza 642 points643 points ago

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       ___                  ____                  ___
  ____(   \              .-'    `-.              /   )____
 (____     \_____       /  (O  O)  \       _____/     ____)
(____            `-----(      )     )-----'            ____)
 (____     _____________\  .____.  /_____________     ____)
   (______/              `-.____.-'              \______)

[–]madamimadamimadam 606 points607 points ago

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Thanks, Geodude.

[–]angad19 41 points42 points ago

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Cuddling with Geodude would be rather uncomfortable.

[–]themaskedlemur 141 points142 points ago

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FOREVER A STONE :(

[–]Brutus45 8 points9 points ago

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Oh, bravo. Bravo.

[–]Eilif 7 points8 points ago

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Uncomfortable cuddling > no cuddling?

[–]angad19 4 points5 points ago

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I recently received some uncomfortable cuddles and I can firmly say that, for me, uncomfortable cuddling < no cuddling.

[–]indierose 1 point2 points ago

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...unless you soften him up with water gun first.

[–]TomFotz 1 point2 points ago

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That is when you know you've hit rock bottom.

[–]theswedishshaft 1 point2 points ago

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And rock-type pokemon don't like tears.

[–]iamapizza 1 point2 points ago

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Cuddling with me is warm and squishy.

[–]salvadorwii 35 points36 points ago

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he's a pizza

[–]casual_shoggoth 109 points110 points ago

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Get those hands checked out my friend, for they are too big.

[–]ImDoubleJointed 124 points125 points ago

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Not to mention that they're attached to his god-damn head.

[–]Nikedawg 63 points64 points ago

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I like to think its an top-down view of him and hes reaching up to give you a hug... or something like that.

[–]Tenure 48 points49 points ago

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Then... I am... God?

[–]EllaL 35 points36 points ago

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or tall.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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Tall guy here, I can confirm.

[–]evitagen-armak 15 points16 points ago

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Are you God?

[–]Wolfgangers 6 points7 points ago

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Yes. Yes he is.

[–]finalremix 2 points3 points ago

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Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

Good man.

[–]KnifeyJames 15 points16 points ago

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God, will you do an AMA? I've got some pressing questions.

[–]Wittsmith 5 points6 points ago

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Nah, just the Doctor.

[–]ReachingHorizons 4 points5 points ago

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ξ = I am... God?

[–]eatsam 1 point2 points ago

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I am .. Ron Burgundy?

[–]Longfeller 1 point2 points ago

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Not to mention he's a pizza.

[–]psyonic_wave 1 point2 points ago

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not to mention this guy ^ is double jointed

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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More curious is why a pizza would have hands in the first place. At least the face could be explained away by proper meat and vegetable arrangement.

[–]syslogd 4 points5 points ago

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breadsticks.

[–]thecrikster 3 points4 points ago

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Motherfuckin' salad tongs brah!

[–]pudumtish 3 points4 points ago*

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Reddit: the ones who act like a jerk to the one being nice.

[–]whiskeytango55 1 point2 points ago

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you never heard of forced perspective?

because if you haven't... [shakes fist menacingly]

Imagine it's a little person.

[–]niqqaplease 13 points14 points ago

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This nigga's a pizza! * hug *

[–]froderick 10 points11 points ago

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You silly thing, you. You're a pizza, you can't cuddle people. You shouldn't even have arms.

[–]CramsyAU 9 points10 points ago

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On my iPhone that looks like fucking cthulu trying to give me a hug

[–]Schmich 2 points3 points ago

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As an old digg-refugee, I approve! Doesn't hurt to see some ASCII art now and again :)

[–]gdgtgrrl 4 points5 points ago

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You know, if your hand is bigger than your head, it's a sign of mental retardation...

...SLAAAAAP!

[–]youngceb 1 point2 points ago

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Tommy Pickles

[–]andtheniwaslike27 76 points77 points ago

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that's what I hate about everyday.

[–]IIdsandsII 48 points49 points ago

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Ya, at first I looked at the pic and was like "I love that about fall." Then I realized how lonely I am. Fuck you for reminding me reddit.

[–]ijudgeyourstupidity 5 points6 points ago

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Why are you lonely?

[–]IIdsandsII 6 points7 points ago

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Just got out of a rotten relationship not too long ago, after having bought myself a house. Gets lonely by yourself.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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[–]IIdsandsII 3 points4 points ago

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I've contemplated it.

[–]ijudgeyourstupidity 2 points3 points ago

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How about meeting some people just as friends? Or casually dating? (if you're not ready for a new relationship)

[–]pilot_inspektor 1 point2 points ago

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same.

[–]StreetMailbox 198 points199 points ago

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Come on ya'll! ASK A GIRL TO HANG OUT!

It doesn't need to be creepy. And your reaction says more about you as a person that even you having the balls to ask. Seriously, is there a girl in your class you talked to once? Or someone you just spotted? Do this: walk up to them, and be like, "hey, how's it going?" And, assuming they're a person and not an automaton, they will probably say, "petty good, how about you?" And then be like, "Good, except [INSERT SOMETHING LIGHT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT]," like the weather or a test or a big day at work, and make it semi-interesting and NOT depressing, like this, "I'm good, except I'm not really looking forward to pulling this shift tomorrow, we're gonna be crushed." What this does is it gives the person the chance to either ask about it, or not. Sometimes she will be too nervous or whatever to follow up, and if that's the case, just be a boss, and go right for the kill. The reason you have the "cute but not depressing" thing to say is so you can be like, "you know, I know this is kind of cheesy, but it really would make it better if you maybe wanted to hang out some time. Do you like coffee?" Now what THIS does is give them a chance NOT to respond to being asked out, but to whether they like coffee... but you already asked them out! SNEAKY DOG! So they say "yes, no" and you say "do you have any time tomorrow or some time this week [to get tea if they don't like coffee], and at this point you have been so normal that they will be all like, "yeah, I have some time," and then you ask for a number to confirm or whatever, and you say it's been great talking, and I can't wait to climb on top of you and thrust awkwardly.

If this fails, repeat a few times until it doesn't.

Then you can cuddle.

OK? Now GO DO IT.

[–]cyantist 12 points13 points ago

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It's like that Ira Glass quote, you've got taste and taste says it's gonna be ugly to try and ask people out, but you gotta do it over and over again until you get it right.

[–]SirRealle 46 points47 points ago

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Except when their response is "You gross motherfucker, why would I ever want to get coffee with you? Do you know who I am? Do you know who YOU are?! Did you ever even stop to think about how ruined my day would be if you were to even attempt to hit on me? I feel like I need a shower. No, an acid bath. An acid bath to wash away the disgusting feeling inside I have now that you've even wasted my time talking to me. What gives you the right to even breathe near me? Fuck you. Fuck you in your smelly fucking throat. I hope you get cancer and die slowly. You waste of fucking space."

Just stay single.

[–]fdtm 34 points35 points ago

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If anyone replied like this, I think it would be far more a reflection of them being an idiot than you being undesirable. The worst you'll get from a nice person is "no I don't like coffee, no not tea either, thanks though :)". If you get a worse reaction, it's because that person is an idiot, and therefore it's GOOD that you don't end up hanging out with an idiot :D

On the other hand, you could just not try. You could just hole up in your room and never seek human contact. You will avoid the potential for rejection, but you will die alone.

Two choices here:

  1. Get out there and try. Accept the potential for rejection. Eventually succeed even if it takes a long time.

  2. Become reclusive and never try. Avoid rejection. Die alone.

[–]SirRealle 9 points10 points ago

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There's also the option of getting out there and trying, accepting rejection over and over again, and dying alone feeling like a failure.

We can't forget that some people just aren't desirable. (I've had many dates, and am not afraid of rejection. I've also had many dates, and still go on the occasional date. I'm just saying, there is a possibility that people will reject anything a person has to offer, over and over again. It doesn't always get better.)

[–]Raspatat 10 points11 points ago

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You sound like you're in a dark place :( Here, have a cuddle.

[–]ch33s3 4 points5 points ago

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She's a keeper.

[–]ParkerZA 8 points9 points ago

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Try being Brad Pitt.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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This is great.

[–]Marine54 5 points6 points ago

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Somehow I don't think this would work...

[–]TripleNickel 2 points3 points ago

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Oh. I was just gonna go with, "Wanna go out?"

Y'know, I figured it'd work.

[–]Copse_Of_Trees 5 points6 points ago

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That reads like a giant recipe for friend zoning. Don't set the girl up for false expectations by asking here for "just coffee" and then expecting date night. You have to establish, very early on, that you are in fact romantically interested. Otherwise it's one-way ticket to friend zone.

[–]Spatulamarama 2 points3 points ago

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How do you do that?

[–]viper_dude08 6 points7 points ago

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"Hey baby, ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?" should convey the idea.

[–]swegen9 3 points4 points ago

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"Hey baby, ever licked a fat man's asshole in an overcoat?" also works.

[–]NuclearTigerlily 1 point2 points ago

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Can we cuddle?

[–]Astinus 1 point2 points ago

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and at this point you have been so normal that they will be all like

Someone tell me why acting "normal" around girls is so necessary and yet so hard to do "naturally" for some or me.

[–]imhereforanonymity 21 points22 points ago

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You just need to watch more archer

[–]SilverEyes 2 points3 points ago

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Don't tell them... or I'll rub sand in your dead little eyes.

[–]imhereforanonymity 3 points4 points ago

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Also, I need you to get some sand. I'm not sure if they grade it,.... but... coarse.

[–]Sneazeer 32 points33 points ago

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Girlfriend just left me and the only thing i want to do is cuddle with her in my bed :( This weather fucking sucks if your are alone -_-

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[–]adlauren 4 points5 points ago

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:(

[–]masterminder 1 point2 points ago

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Ditto. It's getting easier though.

[–]Kwedo 1 point2 points ago

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In the same boat. First week's the worst. Try to do something, call old friends or do something you really like. This is time for YOU to do whatever you want.

[–]Battlesheep 62 points63 points ago

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now i have a sad

[–]hombre_lobo 4 points5 points ago

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now i make tears...

[–]wafflewaitress 16 points17 points ago

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All the lonely people. Where do they all come from?

All the lonely people. Where do they all belong?

[–]megamansam 33 points34 points ago

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Reddit.

[–]pikacz 14 points15 points ago

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get one of these

[–]wafflewaitress 16 points17 points ago

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It looks like a giant maggot.

[–]ProximaC 13 points14 points ago

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And it wants to cuddle.

[–]SanityInAnarchy 6 points7 points ago

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[–]HyruleanHero1988 10 points11 points ago

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Put a fleshlight in one of these bad boys and then we're talking!

[–]GTCharged 9 points10 points ago

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I'm not gonna lie. That scares the shit out of me.

[–]Daxx22 9 points10 points ago

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That's subtlety terrifying.

[–]imsarahokay 7 points8 points ago

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I'm legitimately disturbed by this.

[–]snoozieboi 28 points29 points ago

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Think of all the free time to do videogames!

[–]Darth_Phrakk 16 points17 points ago

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I always imagined how nice it would be to have someone cuddle me while I played video games...as long as they gave my elbows plenty of room.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Bigger pets also make nice foot rest while playing games.

[–]gliff159 9 points10 points ago

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smaller pets curl up on your desk and sleep

[–]Darth_Phrakk 10 points11 points ago

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So the answer is acquire pets, disregard humans? I can legally buy those!

[–]Mike81890 8 points9 points ago

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You'd think so, but then you get guilted about playing videogames instead of "spending time with meeee" even though she says "no I totally don't care if you play videogames. Do whatever you want"

[–]spunky-omelette 6 points7 points ago

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Unless they really enjoy watching! Then it is time together in a sense.

[–]TacheErrante 6 points7 points ago

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I absolutely love watching my husband play video games. I can't play myself (very bad coordination, and the games stress me out) even if I find them pretty cool, so I just sit by him and feed him ice cream. I wish he'd play more.

[–]DavH27 7 points8 points ago

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Wife him!! Wait, wife me! I mean no, ,husband me... leave him... I'll wife you and...SHIT I tripped over everything in my way to reply... ahh!!

[–]spunky-omelette 3 points4 points ago

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I really like watching my boyfriend game. It's kind of a weird situation because we're long distance, but he'll pick out games he thinks we're both be interested in and we'll either cooperatively play them or he'll stream it online and I'll watch. This is especially fun for me if it's a story-based game.

I love video games, but I'm not the best at them, haha. I get a lot of enjoyment out of watching him and talking about the game together as it progresses.

[–]phylet 5 points6 points ago

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'do videogames' like they are not even fun anymore, like they are just a chore. like a part time job you keep just because its more work to quit than show up every few days.

[–]Blackops606 22 points23 points ago

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every year for many years now :(

[–]EdwardRMeow 10 points11 points ago

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TIL I've been spelling "hurray" wrong. I've been spelling it "hooray." "Hurray" sounds like a black woman saying "hurry."

[–]Krizuman 4 points5 points ago

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You can spell it both ways.

[–]Neocrasher 8 points9 points ago

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Pfft, more like REDDIT WEATHER!

[–]basreps 7 points8 points ago

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As a Texan, the moisture on the window in that picture confuses and frightens me.

[–]Trashcanman33 5 points6 points ago

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Get a dog!

[–]Pizzaboxpackaging 10 points11 points ago

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I genuinely had a 3-4 second laugh at this. Every time I see the word "hurray" I think of the Duff Gardens episode of the Simpsons.

[–]levirules 17 points18 points ago

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There is a benefit to being forever alone during cold cuddle weather. She doesn't put her cold ass feet on your warm ass legs.

[–]discsid 9 points10 points ago

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Har! Quite happily married, but struth what you're saying!

[–]BarbieDreamHearse 15 points16 points ago

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Cold feet are a small price to pay for a warm vagina.

[–]biznatch11 2 points3 points ago

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I hate when I get cold ass-feet on my warm ass-legs!

[–]oldsillybear 6 points7 points ago

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I read this in Samuel L. Jackson's voice.

[–]Soutaja 4 points5 points ago

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It's funny how weather actually affects your brains. I believe it's mostly because the amount of sunlight decreases dramatically.

After a little looking: http://www.valkee.com/uk/

Been thinking of getting those and hope that my annual "Fuck everything" attitude wears off.

Edit: Holy shit after seeing the price I'll just make my own earplugs.

[–]phylet 2 points3 points ago

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put these in your house!

[–]STtngFAN 5 points6 points ago

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[–]expertunderachiever 71 points72 points ago

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Go. Live. An. Interesting. Life. Period. Love will happen on its own.

I was perma-single but doing my own thing [e.g. travel, music, work, etc]. Then on a lark I asked someone out over pof in May. We're getting married in January and been living together since mid June [after I moved into my new house which I bought previously in the year].

Go out. Live. Don't sit there in pity about how much you hate being alone. What are you going to do when you find someone? Tell her tales about how you're a sad-sack who sits on a couch all day crying when it rains out?

[–]rocketpants85 37 points38 points ago

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Shhh, you're ruining the pity party! No one on reddit wants to hear that!

Just kidding. Congrats.

[–]expertunderachiever 14 points15 points ago

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Don't get me wrong I know how it sucks to be single. I never was in a real relationship until this year. Mostly just 1-6 dates with some woman until we break up over whatever reason. I recall the time after I hit the gym, after piano practice, after stepping out for a bite where you sit on the couch and think "shit, I'm alone and I have nobody to share time with."

I get that.

But just the same, that should be motivation to go out and do things, entertain yourself, etc... Fuck I drove to Georgia from Ottawa [Canada] twice for something to do [week long vacations]. This "pity-me FA" crap is just that. People have to learn to live.

[–]jaql 10 points11 points ago

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Don't get me wrong I know how it sucks to be single.

It doesn't have to suck. In fact, it doesn't suck.

go out and do things, entertain yourself, etc.

This is how it doesn't suck.

I guess I just reiterated what you said.

[–]expertunderachiever 9 points10 points ago

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In my past I'd have evenings where I cycled for an hour, did my piano, stepped out for supper, got home around 8-9pm and then had nothing left to do. Chores done, exercise done, etc... Then it's just waiting for 11pm to go to bed. That's the lonely time.

[–]ScaryCookieMonster 4 points5 points ago

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Love will happen on its own.

I asked someone out over pof

[–]JimmyMarshall 4 points5 points ago

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See this SHOULD be the way it works. But I don't actually see this happening in my life. On paper my dateability resume is pretty solid. I have a good interesting job, I've owned my own place since I was 21, I drum in a band and sing in an a capella group, I read a fuckton and am at the gym quite a bit to stay in shape, as well as playing in a dodgeball league. But I just don't encounter gals who're interested in me. In fact I had FAR more success back before I did anything interesting.

I'm super happy with my life, don't get me wrong. Just saying that the "live your life and it will happen" thing isn't always right. Doesn't work in every case.

[–]YummyMeatballs 5 points6 points ago

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Love will happen on its own.

Except sometimes it doesn't. I'm sure there are plenty of people for whom that's great advice. People sulking and doing nothing to sort it. However, it's quite presumptuous to assume that if you're alone and unhappy it's simply a matter of getting out there.

There are people who will not have relationships/companionship and there's not always a simple fix for that. I'm sorry to break up the anti-pity-party but life is not always so straightforward. Also don't make the assumption that because you were in a similar situation, what worked for you will work for others.

[–]mikhel 3 points4 points ago

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I don't know whether to laugh or cry

[–]MadmortigansBitch 3 points4 points ago

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I'm down for some cuddling! Who wants to cuddle?!?

[–]Tacman180 4 points5 points ago

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This made me lol... and then get sad.

[–]Jocosity 11 points12 points ago

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Give us your stats. We'll fineyou somebody!

[–]casual_shoggoth 94 points95 points ago

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22 str, 19 dex, 12 int :(.

[–]distortionism 4 points5 points ago

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All brawn and no brain, eh?

[–]_liminal 8 points9 points ago

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Isn't 12 int average? Although it's shocking that he can survive until now with 0 in wisdom, constitution and charisma.

[–]veoeluz 4 points5 points ago

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I believe the rules state that if any stat goes to 0, the character is dead. right?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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That's deep man

[–]randomprofanity 4 points5 points ago

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If str or dex go to zero, you're paralyzed. If int goes to zero, you're incapable of thinking. If wis goes to zero, you're incapable of perceiving the world around you. If con goes to zero, you die (though you usually die well before zero from con loss due to the hit point penalties).

[–]scira 3 points4 points ago

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0 charisma, you are so unlikeable that you try to kill yourself?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Not bad stats. I forgot to use all my stat points when I created my character, turns out there are no do overs for those key developmental stages.

But never mind, I found the cannabis glitch, so life isn't that bad at all. I just hope the glitch isn't patched by an oppressive update. That would suck.

[–]Jocosity 9 points10 points ago

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I don't know what that means lol

[–]mikhel 34 points35 points ago

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It means he's past the point of saving ;(

I mean, look at his charisma stat. He pooled everything into str and dex! That's no way to roll a character.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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That's D&D, son. The ultimate RPG hipsters. We liked RPG before RPG was mainstream.

[–]BALLS_AND_SHIT 4 points5 points ago

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I played d&d before it was cool.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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A true RPG hipster would've said, "I played Chainmail before it was D&D" :o

[–]half-lidded 3 points4 points ago

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I played Gygax Notebook Doodles before it was Chainmail.

[–]Robbuffet 2 points3 points ago

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It means he's a min-maxing pro

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[–]Shadax 46 points47 points ago

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OP's version = less lazy, more original.

[–]WarPhalange 58 points59 points ago

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No, the original was better because it didn't have that overused meme.

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[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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I would never do such a thing!

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[–]koviko 12 points13 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]datoned 14 points15 points ago

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forever

[–]skullfuk 11 points12 points ago

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Alone

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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....together?

[–]kelseyxiv 8 points9 points ago

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forever...

[–]UlcisGodofChains 2 points3 points ago

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No matter how long.

[–]Yes_Carl_Weathers 2 points3 points ago

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Forever is a very long time, Pooh Bear.... Why is Winnie the pooh now stuck in me head!?!

[–]UlcisGodofChains 2 points3 points ago

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You broke it. V_V Guess no one else has listened to the Pokemon the Movie Soundtrack, huh?

[–]UrzaJR 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Turin082 2 points3 points ago

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Up vote for shared sentiment.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You have no idea how nice it is to have a bed completely to yourself.

[–]rube 2 points3 points ago

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Even before I was married I still enjoyed the fall bedtime.

It's not just about cuddling. It's about jumping into a nice cold bed and freezing your ass off for a little while until it gets all nice and snuggly from your body temperature.

Having someone else there just makes it a bazillion times better.

Okay, that last line was mean. I'm sorry.

[–]TheIrishTickler 2 points3 points ago

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Cuddle weather? More like hotbox weather!

[–]naoptovke 2 points3 points ago

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It looks like you're trying to stick your head into a portal.

[–]antiproton 2 points3 points ago

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People devote far too much time thinking about being alone. Nothing will guarantee continued bachelorhood more readily than wallowing in self pity.

[–]Swampfunk 4 points5 points ago

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just get a really really big pillow and pop it in the dryer for a few minutes if you are getting cuddle hungry.

[–]Bramsey89 5 points6 points ago

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Haha it's funny because he's alone and miserable.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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hug?

[–]CaptainFoxButt 1 point2 points ago

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I really don't see the problem here, at least you have an excuse not to go outside! Glass is half full buddy!

[–]metroid23 1 point2 points ago

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Hurray

I read this in Lana Kanes voice.

[–]tinquisitive 1 point2 points ago

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sniff I'll hug you!

[–]JourdanWithaU 1 point2 points ago

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A little too close to home...

[–]x30Jx 1 point2 points ago

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Strikes depressingly close to home...

[–]Adan714 1 point2 points ago

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Weather to walk alone through manless forests and enjoy your solitude.

;-)

[–]KorranHalcyon 1 point2 points ago

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[–]viralplatipuss 1 point2 points ago

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It's so true. :(

[–]DREwelsh 1 point2 points ago

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DAMN IT YOU RUINED MY GOOD MOOD! ಠ_ಠ

[–]Amdinga 1 point2 points ago

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*video game weather

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny, because I typically do have someone to cuddle with during the summer, when it's too hot to do so, and no one to cuddle with during fall/winter, when it's all I want. Life hates me.

[–]thebullisred 1 point2 points ago

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overrated. cuddle time would be pleasant if she would just learn to enjoy some silence.

[–]MjaG 1 point2 points ago

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What i love about fall: Modern Warfare 3; Battlefield 3; Uncharted 3; Fifa 12; RAGE; Dead Island; AC Revelations ^

[–]blondipop 1 point2 points ago

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I feel you. Going through a bad breakup myself so I'm missing the cuddles in this weather too. Here's a virtual cuddle to hopefully make you feel better. ((((CUDDLE))))

[–]UnderAboveAverage 1 point2 points ago

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I miss my dog.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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waaaaaaah

[–]thekommunistkid 1 point2 points ago

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Should I call the Wha-mulance? Sounds like I need to call whine-11

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not going to give you a hug, or any sympathy. I'm going to give you something a million times better.

Follow this and your problems will be solved:

  • How is your health and energy levels? Overweight? Hygene? acne? disease? do you eat out? do you know how to cook? get this sorted.
  • Are you well groomed and clean?
  • Got self-sabotaging behavior? Read "Don't let your emotions run your life" by Scott E. Spradlin
  • Got depression? Read "Feel good new mood therapy" by David Burns
  • Do you play video games? Stop wasting your time.
  • How many social hobbies do you have? Have at least 3 social hobbies. Sign up for martial arts, team sports, dancing, cooking, anything social!
  • What do you know about culture, trends and fashion? start learning.

Once you have your physical and psychological health down and a social life style:

  • Download the videos "Real Social Dynamics - Foundations" and "Real Social Dynamics - Blueprint Decoded". Watch it, and apply it.

Problem solved. You can thank me in a year from now.

Cheers.

[–]tobean 1 point2 points ago

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I read "what I hate about fail". Strangely appropriate?

[–]thepokeduck 1 point2 points ago

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You guys should all come over to my house. I'll make hot chocolate and we can cuddle while watching Batman.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed, but...yeah

[–]Hazy_V 1 point2 points ago

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The reason you dislike fall is because you don't have a fine looking coat. The nicer the coat, the better your fall will turn out. True story.

[–]eittie 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I could find a guy who liked reddit in my area. Cuddling, having some hot cocoa, and reading reddit stories together... :(

[–]Yonzo 1 point2 points ago

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We should all just cuddle with each other :D