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[–]DrinkOranginaNaked 2 points3 points ago

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I am the 2%. Somebody drank all the 1%.

[–]Trashyy 2 points3 points ago

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Duck Tales,, WHooooHUUUUUU

[–]leavenworth 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks, now this will be stuck in my head until Thanksgiving.

[–]BbIT 2 points3 points ago

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AHHHHHHHH its not a liquid!!! It is a great many pieces of solid matter that form a hard floor like surface! AHHHHHH!

[–]raging_asshole 0 points1 point ago

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The second that scene came on, I said aloud "Watch, he's gonna crash against that and get all fucked up." I don't know if I'm getting older or cartoons are just getting more predictable.

[–]Khyrdantai 1 point2 points ago

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By 90k, does it mean kilometers? HOLY FUCK THAT'S SOME MOTHERFUCKING 55 MILES OF FUCKING GOLD AND SHIT. DAYUM. He's more like the 0.000000001%. Or he just owns all the gold in the world. You know, casually.

[–]Fersen[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe it's not very wide!

[–]JTforpink 0 points1 point ago

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Life is like an aeroplane

[–]Styrak 1 point2 points ago

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That is not any part of the lyrics of the song.

[–]subADDER 0 points1 point ago

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Life is like a aeroplane hurricane

FTFY

[–]JTforpink 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks... mixed the 2 lines

[–]subADDER 0 points1 point ago

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D-D-Danger watch behind you!

[–]Miketheguy -1 points0 points ago

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there is an "I am the 1%" post every 3 fucking minutes cut this shit out

[–]people_are_animals -2 points-1 points ago

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..and for every "i am the 1%" post, there's a guy telling them to cut that shit out..

[–]theworstisover11 -1 points0 points ago

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For every post there's a guy telling them to cut that shit out.