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[–]hyp3r 18 points19 points ago

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Shouldn't the sparks be going the other way?

[–]springyard 8 points9 points ago

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And metal on rubber doesn't produce sparks.

[–]gremonaliter -3 points-2 points ago

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Don't some of tires have some form of metal mesh in them? Besides if it's down to the rim you have metal on metal right there.

[–]Abusedmilk 3 points4 points ago

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He's using the boost to get through.

[–]Helplessromantic 1 point2 points ago

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That and rubber on metal, sparks does not make

[–]hyp3r 0 points1 point ago

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Hah. True.

[–]At_an_angle 0 points1 point ago

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That was also my first thought.

The sparks should be hitting the ground.

[–]hymen_destroyer 0 points1 point ago

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No. They're traveling backwards, clearly...

[–]Idonthavesexwithpigs 0 points1 point ago

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She's bending time around herself.

[–]Blacktron5000 6 points7 points ago

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Nice hog.

[–]blazems 3 points4 points ago

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that bitch would explode if she hit the road

[–]nthitz 1 point2 points ago

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Brought to you by Taco Bell!

[–]Assmar 1 point2 points ago

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If you put her atop a hill, you'd see a different way how she rolls.

[–]Adrexani 1 point2 points ago

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how the hell is she not breaking or bending the sub frame, poor poor bike, also, stupid squids, one tiny fuck up and their both dead

[–]FrontPageFirstTry 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jdtelleria 1 point2 points ago

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all i'm thinking is if they crash, she'll gobble him up and protect him

[–]MrMushroomMan 2 points3 points ago

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[–]dieselnut 3 points4 points ago

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"If the suspension isn't bottomed out, the bitch fell off"

I should get into t-shirt design.

[–]dickster12 0 points1 point ago

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Well that looks safe...

[–]Ididerus 0 points1 point ago

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where exactly are sparks coming from? the rubber tire rubbing the fiberglass undertail?

[–]frozenwilson 0 points1 point ago

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Donut Rolls?

[–]Dannysaurus 0 points1 point ago

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He just ran over a golden mushroom!

[–]proteus4585 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, big girls need love too. But sometimes, they gotta pay. By which I mean add extra propulsion to lightweight land vehicles.

[–]Pyroman230 0 points1 point ago

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On the ground?

[–]jakeafide 0 points1 point ago

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one of the several ways she rolls i'd imagine.

[–]ViviFFIX 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure there are other ways she could roll...

[–]DrJosephMosch 0 points1 point ago

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haters gonna hate

[–]FenrirIII 0 points1 point ago

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Rolls is one thing she has plenty of

[–]kittenkat4u 0 points1 point ago

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poor bike! but they both seem like morons....you should not be driving a vehicle that can go over 200km without a helmet.

[–]tallonfour -1 points0 points ago

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Squids

[–]ROIDRAGEFUCKINGFUCK -2 points-1 points ago

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I WISH SHE WAS WALKING, BUT BEING OUTSIDE IS A GOOD START.

[–]theheffalump -1 points0 points ago

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its because of her rolls?