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[–]biggmclargehuge 655 points656 points ago

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wait guys which one am i again? oh damnit

[–][deleted] 249 points250 points ago

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EVERY. TIME.

[–]Givants 81 points82 points ago

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Ooooohhh NooooooOoo!!!!

[–]Unarmed_Mephisto 13 points14 points ago

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Mr. Bill?

[–]cam0l 32 points33 points ago

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Sounded like mario in my head.

[–]Arinikus 46 points47 points ago

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Sounded like Peach to me.

[–]theworstisover11 28 points29 points ago

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Sounded like me to me because I am really that bad at Mario Party.

[–]Devinm84 1 point2 points ago

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It's ok, the worst is over.

[–]rebelway 3 points4 points ago

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More like Heavy.

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points ago

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This made me laugh to tears, thank you

[–]I_saw_this_on_4chan 8 points9 points ago

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This is how I always won the row boat contest.

[–]BuddhaRockstar 1 point2 points ago

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This is the reason none of my friend will play Bomberman.

[–]Adyiss 157 points158 points ago

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Don't you take my F**king star!

[–]monevus 185 points186 points ago

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I swear to god if you take my fucking star I will kill you in real life.

[–]WillBlaze 20 points21 points ago

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I cannot count how many times this situation has almost resulted in a ruined friendship.

[–]Matika7 13 points14 points ago

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douchebag comment telling you how I appreciated my friends more than a videogame

[–]killinmesmalls 6 points7 points ago

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douchebag.

[–]felix_dro 48 points49 points ago

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playing with your girlfriend is super scary when you get a chance time and you get yourself with the first block and her with the second block... the third one just goes so fast and you know you're gonna get her star and she's not gonna be happy

[–]Cartidd 128 points129 points ago

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Hey everybody, this guy thinks Peach is his girlfriend!

[–]aeiuo 89 points90 points ago

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Peach is everyone's girlfriend. Get tested.

[–]Matika7 8 points9 points ago

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I got tested. Fortunately I'm clean. Fucking whore.

[–]seweroutlet 15 points16 points ago

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Princess Peach, not even once.

[–]fedale 3 points4 points ago

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I got some weird fungus after I had her.

[–]username_was_taken 8 points9 points ago

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How many times have we been through this Toad? That's just your hat.

[–]MewtwoStruckBack 9 points10 points ago

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I'm sorry, but I've got to call you out on being a noob here.

Proper Chance Time strategy has you choosing the center block FIRST, locking in the outcome you want, and then locking yourself in the proper position as the second block. The third block is so fast that as a center block, you can't skillfully stop it, but you've got a decent shot of skill-stopping it on one of the side blocks.

If you are in the lead:

First block is center, Star -->

Second block is the one on the right, on your character.

The last block will guarantee a star theft from an opponent, except in the unlikely event you land on an opponent without a star.

If it is too early in the game for everyone to have stars, then use the same strategy but have 30 coins going to you instead.

If you are BEHIND:

First block, center <--*--> (Star swap) or, if late-game and one person has a commanding lead, star AND coin swap (this block only appears in the latter half of the game in Mario Party 2.)

Second block, the person in the lead. This makes sure that even if you don't pull off the last block, you've still taken the lead away from the person who had it.

Attempt to skill-stop the third block on your own character.

If you are in DEAD LAST, then follow the above but the second block stopped should be on your own character, as any possible full star swap would be favorable to you at that point. You're still gunning for the guy in the lead, but even if you miss, you'll still do something that puts you ahead of where you were previously.

So...your situation should never come up again, now that you know how to best abuse Chance Time.

[–]mrbuck 14 points15 points ago

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You didn't look way too into this game, YOU PLAY TO WIN. ALWAYS.

[–]killinmesmalls 1 point2 points ago

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you looked way too into this, the computer always picks the people first than the middle one last, so naturally many players do the same.

[–]Jumin 2 points3 points ago

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Man I hated playing this game because people would get all pouty if I did something like steal a star. I actually lost on purpose every game because of this.

[–]Tendog 53 points54 points ago

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One time I was playing a game with my sister. There were two cpus. One was Luigi. Luigi was about to get the star that would guarantee his win. He had enough coins. Then he got to the star space, and simply denied the offer of the winning place. I still think about that moment to this day.

[–]PJStelford 1 point2 points ago

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At that moment the game became sentient and thought "I don't want to die."

[–]kochier 2 points3 points ago

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This happens to me on Magic the Gathering all the time, the computer simply refuses to play the good move when given, giving me one more chance, though I know if I miss the next turn he won't give me a third chance and I'll be screwed.

It sometimes feels like a hallow victory, but if I put it on the hardest setting I lose so many times it takes the fun out.

[–]eyecite 4 points5 points ago

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i think you mean hollow victory, for future reference

[–]SammyLocked 28 points29 points ago

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The other day me and my friend were playing the 5th one I believe. I landed on the star and was about to accept it. My friend quickly hit my joystick right as I pressed "A" and made me decline it.

His body has yet to be found.

[–]Comotose 2 points3 points ago

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Mario Party, the game that destroys friendships.

[–]K2J 288 points289 points ago

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[–]WhiteBlade3000 92 points93 points ago

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This was the best video I've seen in a long time.

[–]Conford 20 points21 points ago

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[–]SarcasticOptimist 22 points23 points ago

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A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

[–]dj5142 1 point2 points ago

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Wargames was a cool movie. Joshua was just doing his job...

[–]Lokikong 12 points13 points ago

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That was some good internets. Thanks for all that nostalgia.

[–]The_Resisty 2 points3 points ago

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That is one of my favorite YouTube videos of all time. I laughed so much the first time seeing it.

[–]JustHere4TheDownVote 1 point2 points ago

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Pft.. I heard it the same in the gif.

[–]Amusing_goat 243 points244 points ago

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No, please...the soft part of my palm JUST healed last week.

[–]BenjermanM 19 points20 points ago

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Are you referring to that crazy tug of war game? I wore away so many layers of skin on that damn mini game.

[–]JaMDKinG 19 points20 points ago

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the one were you have to power a light bulb by running on a bike before the ghost would get you was the one that did it for me. Me and my cousin on friday nights would walk away with no skin left on our hands. There was also alot of lotion involved....

[–]SouthCentral 24 points25 points ago

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Go on...

[–]fearofthesky 6 points7 points ago

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Nintendo would have sent you fingerless gloves for free y'know.

[–]ryanistheryan 1 point2 points ago

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logined to say that this is the only game in known history to give me a blister on the palm of my hand... the only game that ever gave me a blister period.

that game was hell.

[–]Avengerr 1 point2 points ago

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I fucking hated that minigame. Every time it came up I'd put down the controller and get some snacks or something. Saved the palms of my hands, unlike my friends.

[–]Troll_o_lolz 5 points6 points ago

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i broke so many controllers on that damn game

[–]JonSherwell 2 points3 points ago

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Now it's all wanking a wiimote.

[–]kyledouglas521 1 point2 points ago

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So many joysticks destroyed from that minigame...

[–]66xsseldoG[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Tug of war? I thought it was called Palm Desintergrator.

[–]Matika7 1 point2 points ago

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it was so worth it though, teached me to man up.

[–]BNDenn 2 points3 points ago

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I feel your pain Amusing_goat. A few years back I decided to get MP1 on an emulator for good times once again. I didn't take into account the N64's stick is plastic and the Logitech controller I had on my PC had rubber-topped sticks. Instant stigmata.

[–]derision 15 points16 points ago

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Why did I assume you were talking about masturbating? I was confused as to why you would fap to this.

[–]RVelts 41 points42 points ago

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Why did I assume you were talking about masturbating?

Because this is Reddit.

[–]EatCrayonsShitRainbo 7 points8 points ago

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And like anyone on reddit wouldn't fap for a week.

[–]RandomAznGuy 1 point2 points ago

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Did you know that so many people complained about that problem that Nintendo set up a hotline where you can call and have them send you a glove? Doesn't work anymore, AVGN tried calling them.

[–]bradygilg 3 points4 points ago

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That was Mario Party one, the gif is from two, I don't recall any rapid joysticking in two.

[–]Captainlunchbox 74 points75 points ago

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I like how Mario just kinda turns to look at Luigi. "Et tu"

[–]sababababa 2 points3 points ago

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I've been on the internet a long time now and I've never laughed harder at a comment in my life.

[–]BigBearSteve 50 points51 points ago

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This is the best gif I've seen in a long time. Thank you for bringing back awesome memories.

[–]mostavgguy 38 points39 points ago

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My palms used to get raw and bloody from playing the raft game.

[–]douglasr007 15 points16 points ago

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and increasing the distance of shy guy flying

[–]SaltyBabe 3 points4 points ago

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that was my least favorite of them all.

[–]snaglepuss 5 points6 points ago

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and were dripping sweat by the time you're done

[–]Zarokima 6 points7 points ago

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The one where you had to ride the stationary bike to light the bulb before the Boo got you was the worst for me. Tore the skin right off my hand and ruined my favorite controller (the clearish green one).

[–]kwertykus 6 points7 points ago

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That is definitely my strongest memory related to this game.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That happened to a lot of kids and "Nintendenitis" was actually coined as a medical term.

[–]HugoM 1 point2 points ago

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Tug o war. Evil game.

[–]PullOutBoy 1 point2 points ago

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that fucking raft game was brutal!! anyone got a video of it online?

[–]thisissam 122 points123 points ago

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The only winning move is not to play.

[–]Jordan117 28 points29 points ago

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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

-Napoleon

[–]TryingToSucceed 7 points8 points ago

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Now let's invade Russia

--Reddit comment from the other day.

[–]j3ffro 23 points24 points ago

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Bumper balls was easily my favorite mini game.

Also, Running of the Bulb

[–]noscottno 14 points15 points ago

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Platform Peril dude. Platform peril.

Or the one where you have to match the face in the middle by moving around face parts.

[–]LaughingManager 9 points10 points ago

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Face Lift!

[–]MooCowRawrz 4 points5 points ago

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running of the bulb so good OH SHIT MAN NO FUCK TAKE THE GHOST FOR ME

[–]ThaddyG 6 points7 points ago

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Oh man Running of the Bulb was epic. Also the skateboarding one.

[–]TomCruisesBlackSon 10 points11 points ago

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I loved all those and Grab Bag.

[–]KarmaIsCheap 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck yeah grab bag, also ground pound.

[–]howlgaffgaff 7 points8 points ago

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Skateboard Scamper

[–]RinkuTheFirst 4 points5 points ago

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I have never won a game of Skateboard Scamper.

:(

[–]howlgaffgaff 2 points3 points ago

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The key to winning Skateboard Scamper is to jump at the bottom of the dips to go up the ramp faster.

[–]pmac135 3 points4 points ago

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Why would they make the B button the "go" action though!?

[–]MeekMillz 1 point2 points ago

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I would always turn the controller upside down

[–]howlgaffgaff 1 point2 points ago

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Why would they make A not jump? Just turn the controller sideways.

[–]Ravenann87 4 points5 points ago

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My friends hated me for my mushroom mixup abilities

[–]KarmaIsCheap 2 points3 points ago

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also, the raft game

[–]douglasr007 10 points11 points ago

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No.

[–]Wimpzilla 1 point2 points ago

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Mushroom Mix-up still holds #1 for me simply for it's intense build-up

[–]entschuldigen 15 points16 points ago

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Mario Party 1 is the only Mario Party. It was so heartless.

In grab bag you stole other people's coins, not some fucking mushrooms. If you lost a 1 v 3 minigame as the single player, you paid each member of the opposite team 5 coins. Single player minigame failure? That's a 5 coin loss. You had to fight tooth and nail to be the superstar. You had to earn it.

[–]RVelts 5 points6 points ago

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Except for that whole Chance Time swap-stars thing. You could win by just getting lucky.

[–]entschuldigen 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah...I guess...

[–]Milquetoast312 3 points4 points ago

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in the game of coins, you win or you die

[–]MewtwoStruckBack 1 point2 points ago

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Except on the final board, given that it was possible for SIX Chance Time spaces to be on the board at any given time. Whoever landed on one last usually won.

Mario Party 1 had its own charm, and definitely required a fair bit of skill, but I think Mario Party 2 was better. Amazingly I found there to be LESS bullshit and skilled players won out more often.

[–]JaxMed 16 points17 points ago

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CHANCE TIME

[–]rocketfin 17 points18 points ago

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CHANCE... TIME?!?!?!

[–]Chachoregard 2 points3 points ago

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I will kill you if you steal my star.

I liked Bowser Revolution, though. If one person gets it and has a lot of coins, everyone gets that same amount

[–]Complexgtr 23 points24 points ago

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I still play Mario Party 2 a lot.

[–]howlgaffgaff 12 points13 points ago

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Its the best Mario Party. I bought Mario Party 8 when it came out and all the games were who could jerk off their controller the fastest.

[–]suship 1 point2 points ago

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Mario Party 8 was an embarrassment to the series, undeserving of the name. I played it once and haven't touched it since. ಠ_ಠ

[–]myebisu 8 points9 points ago

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Never figured out why there's a random frozen shy guy in the middle of the mountain....

[–]SennaWales 38 points39 points ago

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To look up Peach's dress?

[–]jiarb 14 points15 points ago

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Because if he were playing with the others then he wouldn't be a shy guy.

I'll downvote myself now.

[–]PullOutBoy 1 point2 points ago

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cause the game is fucked up thats why! theres no logic behind it!!

[–]hiphoprising 41 points42 points ago

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Loled incredibly hard because I remember this happening to me multiple times.

[–]Scorp63 8 points9 points ago

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I'm with you man, I don't care if replying saying this makes me look like an 8 year old, but I lol'ed for a solid five minutes at that. Had to have been some brain cell of mine with intense nostalgia of this happening at one point. I hadn't laughed that hard in weeks.

[–]elijahsnow 9 points10 points ago

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You mean you guys don't know about Luigi wins by doing nothing?

[–]orderreader 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, brings back a lot of memories. I have always been Luigi in every game of mario party and that was frequently my strategy. Either that or "I'm gonna close my eyes!", and win minigames with my eyes closed. I was surprised at how well it worked.

[–]QuaereVerumm 10 points11 points ago

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Me too. I played that damn game for hours. 50 turn games, oh yeeeah.

[–]BridgetC 7 points8 points ago

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This was easily the most heart-pounding mini game of all.

[–]hitmaker 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Temporary_Amnesia 6 points7 points ago

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Years later, I still can hear "Finish!" in my head while looking at this gif

[–]wizzfizz2097 4 points5 points ago

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What are people from Finland called?

[–]lifedeathandtech 6 points7 points ago

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Did anyone else hear Toad say "FINISH!" in their head?

[–]awyeedracomalfoy 3 points4 points ago

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Still play it regularly! Unbeatable in Crazy Cutter and Face Lift.

[–]PullOutBoy 3 points4 points ago

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fuck you lets battle

[–]ThaddyG 1 point2 points ago

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I am a god at face lift, and the ones where you have to dig out an outline.

[–]PedanticPenguin 7 points8 points ago

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Face Lift? Free 10 coins...

[–]howlgaffgaff 1 point2 points ago

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Too bad it was a battle game!

[–]awyeedracomalfoy 1 point2 points ago

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That would be Crazy Cutter!

[–]MewtwoStruckBack 1 point2 points ago

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I've thrown down more 100s on Face Lift than I care to remember. Crazy Cutter usually in the mid 90s.

[–]YoshiDan 5 points6 points ago

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I don't miss it. I destroyed about 4 fucking controllers with the "rotate the stick" minigames. Biggest conspiracy by nintendo ever to make people buy new controllers.

[–]TheGhostOfDRMURDER 8 points9 points ago

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What an intriguing game; the only winning move is not to play.

[–]PullOutBoy 4 points5 points ago

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AI was incredibly stupid, when you played with people the game was easily one of the best things to land in the hands of a young gamer

[–]sxysteve 3 points4 points ago

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I feel like this some how sums up my life.

[–]yankin 2 points3 points ago

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Grab bag is when shit gets real. Especially after a successful game of Cast Away.

Yeah my roomies and I still play this at least once a month. Don't judge our Mario Party parties.

[–]SaltyBabe 2 points3 points ago

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cast away was probably the one that took the most practice for me to perfect... but it was so worth it.

[–]101Airborne 2 points3 points ago

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ive been depressed for hours studying for tests in uni, this brought me back to such a simple time... fucking cheers and a half

[–]cah75 2 points3 points ago

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ARE YOU GOING TO STEAL MY STAR? DON'T YOU FUCKING STEAL MY STAR.

Ah, memories.

[–]afteri86 3 points4 points ago

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to this day, i've only ever played mario party 1. still fantastic years later.

[–]seabass0 3 points4 points ago

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[–]zlavan 4 points5 points ago

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my friends and i played this game til we got as many coins as possible, which is 99,999 in case anyone was wondering.

[–]rmf5092 5 points6 points ago

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I'm not sure why, maybe because im drunk, but I laughed so hard at that gif. FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS MARIO! AAAAAGGGHHHHH

[–]narcolepsyinc 2 points3 points ago

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This was instant nostalgia. I can hear me, as Mario "shitshitshitshitshit!"

[–]DeAtH_da_NeRd 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah I had the exact same feeling. I instantly remembered how much I enjoyed that game when I was younger.

[–]D0P3F1SH 2 points3 points ago

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easy cpus, aka, mario retardy

[–]lmarsh93 2 points3 points ago

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Brought my N64 to college, all we do is play Mario Party 2, tuition at it's finest!

Edit: its

[–]Tdhutchi 2 points3 points ago

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Loved Mario Party! But it was hell on controllers, there would be dust from the little stick after some of the games. Lol.

[–]Swag_Turtle 2 points3 points ago

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I will forever have the "DRAW" voice stuck in my head.

[–]Comotose 2 points3 points ago

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Ah, mario party, the game that destroys friendships.

[–]scomizzle 1 point2 points ago

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This mini-game is mine and my friends most even game, every fucking time it's a draw. Hilarious.

[–]carolinared 1 point2 points ago

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I loved shy guy says... I was terrible at it but still

[–]Madonski 1 point2 points ago

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I was just playing this yesterday!

[–]LiveToThink 1 point2 points ago

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How is the old Mario Party in any way different from the new ones?

[–]Forestisinthetrees 2 points3 points ago

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Old: Joystick smasher New: Masturbation simulator.

[–]rubiconwall 1 point2 points ago

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best mini-game was the one with the sliding penguins carrying fish. someone would ALWAYS faceplant right before the finish line

[–]EmptyAndFrantic 1 point2 points ago

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I still have it. :p

[–]barricay 1 point2 points ago

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my childhood <3

[–]Athymia 1 point2 points ago

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I have that game. And no one to play with >.>

[–]drezz_ 1 point2 points ago

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The only winning move :D

[–]Lenwe1 1 point2 points ago

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The only way to win is not to play.

[–]The_Director 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, that was my main strategy in a lot of the minigames.

[–]TheTritium 1 point2 points ago

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Can't stop laughing.

[–]douglasr007 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only who noticed that whenever you lost 4 coins in MP, the 4 was flipped and showed up reversed?

[–]biggkidd32 1 point2 points ago

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I loved that game so much even though it destroyed all my controllers and gave me blisters for a whole summer.

[–]repete420 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you.

[–]mattchu4 1 point2 points ago

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first game to give me palm blister

[–]SkyOfTheSky 1 point2 points ago

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Ah yes, back in the days when losing the minigame had CONSEQUENCES and sabotage was a legitimate option. "Oh, you're on my team and you're right in front of the star? Shame for you that I can afford to lose ten coins..."

[–]fockx 1 point2 points ago

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I always got blisters on the palm of my hand from that rowing game. Good times.

[–]bananassss 1 point2 points ago

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i can't stop laughing at mario.

[–]Vashniir 1 point2 points ago

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I find this impossibly hilarious.

[–]Triforce7 1 point2 points ago

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CHANCE TIME!

[–]Misterine 1 point2 points ago

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What about the palm of your hand?

[–]HerroimKevin 1 point2 points ago

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Best game ever when you have 4 good friends and lots of pot.

[–]ksjl92 1 point2 points ago

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dont you dare steal my coins! mother fucker! thats it, this friendship is over!

[–]manning8818 1 point2 points ago

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I am laughing so fucking hard!

[–]insanityplea 1 point2 points ago

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I laugh everytime I watch it

[–]BessyBossman 1 point2 points ago

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GIF made me lol! Good work kind sir/madam.

[–]Maun-U 1 point2 points ago

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This is from a longer youtube video here. Showcasing the awesome AI of Mario Party 2!

[–]RandomWaffles 1 point2 points ago

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Hey guys, let me read the instruct-dammit!

[–]jc28 1 point2 points ago

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Hey if you turn down getting the star when you're on the space Toad feels bad for you and gives you two stars.

[–]TheBigEmpty 0 points1 point ago

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sage

[–]berryXXXjuice 0 points1 point ago

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:D :O :D You've made my day at 12:10 a.m. Thank you. This will keep me smiling all day, you have no idea! Thank you :)

[–]mobilehomies 0 points1 point ago

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Ain't no party like a Mario Party!

[–]TheToadKing 0 points1 point ago

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[–]topho 0 points1 point ago

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Stephen Bradbury

[–]NorthHame 0 points1 point ago

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Best mini game ever

[–]thebitchrake 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, which one is that? Bumper Balls was never on ice....um, in the original one, at least.

[–]Sirtroz 0 points1 point ago

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for some reason i read mario party as a political party

[–]almostacheesehead 0 points1 point ago

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u miss turning ur controller from a tight virgin to a downtown east side hooker in 3 weeks flat? XD

[–]mch43 0 points1 point ago

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Mario Bros. I <3 them!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I could hear the music and sound effects in my head. Nostalgia at its finest...

[–]GoodNewsNobody 0 points1 point ago

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Bumper-balls!! I love that mini-game!

[–]YeahIWrestleBears 0 points1 point ago

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Sadly, I was usually Wario in that scenario

[–]pashafisk 0 points1 point ago

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This game has caused some heated rivalries between some of my roommates. And we always regret the 'Bowser Fity' we decide to start around midnight.

[–]SarcasticOptimist 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the Mario music machines that were dependent on taking no action whatsoever.

[–]Mystitat 0 points1 point ago

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I knew it was going to be bumper balls!

[–]essentialindexical 0 points1 point ago

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my controllers don't

[–]DS_holdmadick 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha this made my day.

[–]maxdisk9 0 points1 point ago

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There was one game where jumping on another player would catapult you 200 feet in the air and knock you off the platforms.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Playing Mario Party taught me that big girls don't cry.

[–]Camnesia 0 points1 point ago

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Trace Race from MP4 will always remain my favourite mini-game.

[–]Deadliefoe 0 points1 point ago

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Seems no one as said it yet and even though this thread is kinda old just wanna say this, mario party I think 5 or 6 it was had a volley ball mini game, and it was amazing. Some great times had playing that game. All I got to say

[–]BracedPolecat 0 points1 point ago

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this rivaled monopoly in its ability to destroy families...

[–]EvilbuddhaNZ 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody wanna bring Super Maria Party over to my house and we can have an old skool jam? I fucking miss these old games.

[–]woodywoodwoodwoodlet 0 points1 point ago

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the first time i played grab bag i actually dropped the controller i was laughing so much. That minigame was basically prison rape. It even looks a bit like they are bumming each other. in fact "stealing your coins" became a new way of saying rape within my friendship group

seriously dude, if you shoot me one more time i'm going to steal your coins