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3D porno "makes" woman pregnant.... (imgur.com)
submitted 10 months ago by pmckizzle
[–]OneTrickyPony 381 points382 points383 points 10 months ago
Roughly 10% of the commenters thus far seem to realize how absurdly fake this is.
[–]pipian 71 points72 points73 points 10 months ago
A surprisingly high percentage.
[–][deleted] 10 months ago
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[–]GregoireStFrancis 16 points17 points18 points 10 months ago*
Most people realize things such as this are bullshitskywizards but find it more amusing to go along with the fiction.
You get downvoted for being a killjoy.
[–]FUMN 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago
The reddit equivalent of an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.
[–]EbonPinion 20 points21 points22 points 10 months ago
OSTRICHES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.
[–]Boshaft 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
Downvoted for being a killjoy.
I kid, I kid.
[–]r00x 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
I try to shove my head through the keyboard. Rarely works.
[–]ZenBerzerker 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Most people realize things such as this are but find it more amusing to go along with the fiction.
You accidentally a word while you were explaining religion, there.
[–]GregoireStFrancis 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Thanks.
[–]CorneliusJack 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
Not necessarily, this is how Christianity got started.
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 10 months ago
My greatest surprise was that it wasn't an Onion story. If this is a representative example, I might start using Google's translate feature to read the Brazilian site that it came from.
[–]Namocol[] 29 points30 points31 points 10 months ago
It wasn't an onion story.... but it was a Sensacionalista story.. which is basically the brazilian version of The Onion.
http://www.mediaite.com/online/brazilian-satirical-paper-tricks-american-news-outlets-into-believing-3d-pregnancy-story/
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 10 months ago
I guess if it's okay to repost my link from earlier, then I'll go ahead and provide the Google translate page for Sensacionalista.
http://translate.google.com/#pt%7Cen%7Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.sensacionalista.com.br%2F
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
This site is hilarious. I am making it my sole purpose in life to learn Portuguese and read this every day.
I have family in Brazil and would like to retire to the Azores Islands. I know no Portuguese. This might be just the thing I need to get moving on that.
[–]Tiak 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
It is indeed a pretty representative sample, the site is pretty awesome.
[–]Tiak 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
It is indeed a pretty representative sample.
[–]wayndom -3 points-2 points-1 points 10 months ago
Brazilian... that explains a lot. In Brazil, less than 1% of readers figure out it's bullshit.
[–]mike505 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
Did not stop me from laughing. I know it's fake, but I feel like there really are people in this country who are that stupid.
[–]Ididerus 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
still funny though
[–]Aihwa -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
Ehh... Not in my opinion. Its just, fake.
[–]toiletghost 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Maybe we are all so bitter, we genuinely believe that such stupid people really exist?
[–]zero_iq 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
But it's 3D! 3D! With the technology today everything is possible!
[–]Tony_Snark 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
But it's on the internet, so it has to be real.
[–]onionhammer -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
Too obvious; who named 'Erik' would be that dumb.
Perhaps if he were named 'Cletus' or 'Bobby Joe'..
[–]AntiZombieDelta 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
Being named Eric (shut up its close enough) I must thank you for this comment.
[–]spermatozoaway 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
And I must thank you both, since it is exactly my name in the article... wonder if I should be worried?
[–]stinkyp00t -3 points-2 points-1 points 10 months ago
Sounds like the shit we see on daytime TV day in and day out. Why wouldn't you believe the news story? Because nobody's that brazen? Because nobody's that gullible? Because nobody's that stupid?
[–]OneTrickyPony 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago
Well, I don't watch daytime TV day in and day out, so I can't speak to that.
As for why I don't believe it, all I can say is that no one is that stupid. Furthermore, notice that the supposed "article" references the couple as "American", which suggests that whatever publication this may or may not have been published in was foreign (that is, outside the United States.) It seems fairly obvious to me that this is some satirical piece intended to riff on the tired "stupid American" joke.
Do you think it's real?
Edit - It appears I am correct. Look at konohitowa's reply below.
[–]super_dilated 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Not to mention you can see where the the texture of the newspaper is erased and replaced with flat white.
[–]ZenBerzerker 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
no one is that stupid
Right, and no one is stupid enough to play russian roulette with a semi automatic pistol, right?
[–]OneTrickyPony 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I think a knowledge of how humans are conceived is far more common than how a semi-automatic weapon works. Not saying that guy wasn't stupid either, just that whatever parallel it is that you're trying to draw here seems pretty shaky. Also, the Darwin Awards are full of equally unverifiable "stories".
unverifiable "stories"
Here's two other cases, this time directly from the houston chronicle.
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Teen-dies-in-game-of-Russian-roulette-2010144.php
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/22-year-old-Houstonian-killed-in-Russian-roulette-1782135.php
I think a knowledge of how humans are conceived is far more common
Than abstinence-only education?
[–]OneTrickyPony -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
First of all, I never said that that specific story was unverified.
Second of all, abstinence-only refers to whether or not methods of contraception are taught. It has nothing to do with teaching the biological concept of conception. You twit.
[–]AngryafricanRW -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
I never get tired of the stupid American joke. In reality of course, I've met both fantasticly smart, and fantasticly stupid Americans.
[–]stinkyp00t 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
he endless judge shows and Spring wannabes and whatnot. I either work or sleep during the day but I see them in the breakroom at work during the day.
[–][deleted] 54 points55 points56 points 10 months ago
The funniest part of the whole incident is the tone that most of these news articles took in reporting the story. Nearly every one insulted the “husband” for being stupid enough to believe such a ridiculous tale.
[–]tomstockmail 9 points10 points11 points 10 months ago
The best part is that the author thinks Gizmodo is reputable.
[–][deleted] 97 points98 points99 points 10 months ago
Like four days after seeing Avatar in 3D I took a blue-ish shit. COINCIDENCE?!!??!?
[–]Tidus4eva 73 points74 points75 points 10 months ago
I saw Harry Potter 7-2 in 3D and I woke up the next morning next to Emma Watson. Then I woke up again and realised I had actually been watching Inception in 3D
[–]pivovy 23 points24 points25 points 10 months ago
Wait till you wake up.
[–]Anon49 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Oh god, that's Meta....
[–]SSTRM 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
But you know, Inception was never released in 3D format.
[–]xTRUMANx 13 points14 points15 points 10 months ago
Oh the poor fella; he's stuck in a dream where there was never a 3D Inception.
[–]mgowen 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
Your world isn't real, BTW.
[–]xTRUMANx 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago
Only one way to find out...
jumps out window
[–]TheBVirus -5 points-4 points-3 points 10 months ago
He's making a reference to The Truman Show.
[–]mgowen 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I am, but I don't know if xTrumanx got it, or if he's referencing Inception...
[–]TheBVirus 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Yeah, I was thinking he referenced Inception after you referenced TTS. I thought your joke was funny so I had to comment.
[–]CitizenSnips199 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
J... Jay? Is that you? You texted me about this.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
?
[–]smegnose -10 points-9 points-8 points 10 months ago
Use PMs. You're not supposed to post personal info about others.
[–]PrimeRadiant 7 points8 points9 points 10 months ago
Yeah, the single Jay in the world will not be pleased.
[–]smegnose -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
Wow, -8 for a joke. I guess it was worse than I thought.
[–]JoeyJoJoJrShabidoo 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Did you by any chance consume blue M&Ms while watching Avatar?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
THINGS CONSUMED DURING AVATAR:
5 green m&ms, 1 blue m&m, 2 cups popcorn (popped), 1 stick of gum from a 1987 TOPS baseball card package, 2 white gummy bears, 2 african american gummy bears, 4 litres of Sam Worthington's ejaculate, 2 slices of lembas bread, 1 half gallon of Mr. Pibb mixed with eggnog.
So ya, that blue m&m....
[–]warcin 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I think it has more to do with the smurf you blew
smurfs, plural.
[–]intertron -6 points-5 points-4 points 10 months ago
I laughed out loud, thanks.
[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points-3 points 10 months ago
yesssssssss
[–]Pekin 38 points39 points40 points 10 months ago
Oooh, so that's how my girlfriend gave birth to a black baby. Boy, have I been a jerk!
[–]IAMNOTTHEFATHER 7 points8 points9 points 10 months ago
Yes. Exactly how. She tells me you haven't paid child support in over eight months either. Your a terrible father!
[–]crystalninja 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
You're*
[–]theVice 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I bet you're just laughing at all this, huh?
[–]shiv52 14 points15 points16 points 10 months ago
with the sheer number of "fake" newspapers out there. this is from one of those.
[–]impossibilities17 8 points9 points10 points 10 months ago
Wait, they make 3D pornos?!?!
[–]alpacaBread 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Do you really want to see a giant 3D dong cumming at you?
[–]hamflask 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Yes.
[–]Alyeska2112 34 points35 points36 points 10 months ago
Aside from how obviously fake even the notion of such a thing is, what really gave it away for me was the "quote" of an American woman calling a movie theater a "cinema". Nice try, British tabloid.
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 10 months ago
Nice try, British tabloid.
Brazilian, actually.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago
The font is not a newspaper font, and that's the least of many rather obvious mistakes that any half-wit with a real newspaper in front of them could avoid.
[–]dfnExp 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
oo, excellent eye
[–]malthani 59 points60 points61 points 10 months ago
That picture looked familiar.
[–]OnionTears 83 points84 points85 points 10 months ago
Jeez… I'm in the school library. I opened that picture and BAM (!) racism. Had to turn around, make sure no blacks were behind me. Luckily, there was not a one….
Probably because I'm in a college! AMIRITE?!?!?!
[–]TheTreeMan 9 points10 points11 points 10 months ago
BOOM!
[–]ChaosDesigned 8 points9 points10 points 10 months ago
That was pretty funny. I lol'ed. I'm a black person.
[–]GoatBased 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
And here I thought you were a Jew because you have a sense of humor.
[–]tiercel -3 points-2 points-1 points 10 months ago
Trying to steal his Karma, huh? We don't want no trouble.
[–]Fistandantalus 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
I am not a racist. Racism is a crime and only Mexicans commit crimes.
[–]Zeihous 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Too bad that is stereotyping, which isn't a crime.
[–]malthani 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
All I can say is http://instantrimshot.com/
[–]ZenBerzerker -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
Had to turn around, make sure no blacks were behind me. Luckily, there was not a one…. Probably because I'm in a college! AMIRITE?!?!?!
Pfff, there's stuff to steal in a college. Don't be so ignorant.
;)
[–]ledzep4life 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
ಠ_ಠ
[–]blinding 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
I went down the thread looking for this face specifically.
<3
[–]jpbravada 24 points25 points26 points 10 months ago
Relevant.
http://i.imgur.com/0ttxH.jpg
[–]iaccidentlytheworld 9 points10 points11 points 10 months ago
Holy shit.
[–]afcagroo 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago
Does the name of this newspaper start with "O" and end with "nion"?
[–]jeauxoxo 21 points22 points23 points 10 months ago
The Opinion?
[–]abrahamisaninja 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
isn't this a really old story?
[–]Russz 29 points30 points31 points 10 months ago
I like how she just continues to lie about it.
[–]Namocol[] 25 points26 points27 points 10 months ago
I'll just leave this here... :)
[–]Garthenius 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Aww maan, this is just like that time I found out The Landover Baptist Church is also fake. Daamn.
[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
party pooper.
[–]dmow 74 points75 points76 points 10 months ago
You could form a religion based on a lie like this.
[–]dicey 33 points34 points35 points 10 months ago
The world would need to be populated largely by idiots for something so ludicrous to ever take hold.
[–]Unintelligent_Design 17 points18 points19 points 10 months ago
I hate to break it to you, but the world is populated largely by idiots.
[–]benw24 10 points11 points12 points 10 months ago
Right, some people are so unbelievably stupid they'd believe this satirical article to be real news!
[–]vanbacon 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
Have you meet Scientologists.
[–]metaphysicalme 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Halve ewe meat Tomb Cruz?
[–]yammie072 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
Take the intelligence of the average person you meet on the street. Now, imagine they truly are average, which means half the people on the planet or less intelligent than that person. Scary thought.
[–]Unintelligent_Design 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
That person would be the median, not the average, but your point is still valid. Scary.
[–]za1nsta -3 points-2 points-1 points 10 months ago
How are you getting downvoted? The world IS pretty much idiots. Although you and I are included :(
[–]FUMN 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
Double woosh.
[–]xardox 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
Yeah, who would believe a virgin could ever give birth! Jesus Christ, oh my God they would have to be stupid!
[–]girlscantfight -10 points-9 points-8 points 10 months ago
... LMFAO.. you know that's a true story right?
[–]myblake 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
Black baby Jesus being born through immaculate 3d porno conception? Sounds like a great start!
[–]ksrm 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
I like how it's fake.
[–]nebiz 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
I actually hope she's telling the 'truth' and her '3d-porno' really was truly 3d. The real father just got elevated to legendary status.
what do you mean lie??
[–]magister0 -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
I like how you continue to think this is real
[–]niggie 6 points7 points8 points 10 months ago
HAHA BITCHES IT WAS ME
[–]CrackaAss 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Its like if Dale gribble from king of the hill had Bill's job in the military and got stationed in iraq to cut hair on base, then returned to find nancy with a black Joseph for his son, instead of a native american Joseph. thats my highdea
[–]mareksoon 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago*
This is entirely possible. Only, they were filming that day, not playing black.
edit: *back .. fuck, I'm leaving it.
[–]sheepsix 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
You sir owe me a new keyboard.
There is spaghetti and meat sauce all over mine.
[–]zencyl 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Please someone tell me this is fake.
[–]Rokusi 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
This is fake.
[–]zencyl 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
please accept the comment karma as my thanks.
[–]CheesesOfNazareth 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
In a related story, the word "gullible" is not listed in the dictionary.
[–]YeahIWrestleBears 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Phew well that explains my girlfriend, and I having a black baby! I knew she couldn't have possibly cheated on me :).................... jk I don't have a girlfriend :( *forever alone...
[–]SheepdogFC 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
surprisingly this could be possible, she said she conceived while watching 3D-porn.... this does not mean she wasn't also being banged by tiger woods at the time....
[–]thhhhhee 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
Been reposted a hundred times, fuck off.
[–]David_Coron 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
I think it would be hilarious to see a cumshot in 3D.
[–]tankjr 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Not sure if serious
[–]jay2272 3 points4 points5 points 10 months ago
I would love to see the court case for her defense. Comedy at its finest.
[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
"The child looked exactly like the black male lead in the film."
Oh Anderson ... Annnndersonnnnn!
Even the baby in that picture is like "are you fucking kidding me?"
[–]Dadentum 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
If people were this stupid, I would become a mass murderer. Luckily I don't believe this is legitimate.
[–]McGlovin 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
You can believe it if you read it in the weekly midnight star...
[–]pukeorama 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
SHIT JUST GOT REAL! I DON'T LOVE TECHNOLOGY ANYMORE!
[–]nikniuq 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Print troll.
[–]Billistic 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
This was a hoax.
[–]FrankTheodore 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Pretty sure her husband is Hank from "Me, myself & Irene".. Or non-existent.. Either or..
[–]TheAmazingSkoof 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Sir, I have bad news for you...
[–]Speedtarzanjujitsu 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
You got to be freaking kidding me. It's a funny fake though, had me going there for a moment.
[–]SpamFilterHatesMe 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
She should start her own religion...
[–]shocksim 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300.
[–]Reddittfailedme 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
The military actually put a gun in that guys hand? How many friendlies did he actually shoot before they realized he couldn't walk and talk at the same time?
[–]SuggestiveMaterial 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
You know why he believes it...? because he doesnt want to believe that while he was away doing his job... she' became a huge slut....Thats why. Let him live in blissful ignorance.
Everyone else who see's her.. however, will know the truth.
[–]oldschool_midi 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
old
[–]Sarahmint 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
This HAS GOT to be fake.
[–]arcticfox 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Sounds like the second-coming of Jebus to me!
[–]Unomagan 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
It was 3D, real! 3D U KNOW? It was even better than a 3D film!
[–]theironkilt 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Well if that, I say, if that ain't the saddest thing I have seen all day. That boy is dumber than a sack o' wet mice.
[–]Bexnt 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
She got raped in 3D with all her clothes on. Sad part, she liked it.
It's just so ridiculous that it can't be true.
[–]AAKurtz 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
The white trim around the words shows it's clearly fake.
[–]nametheoccupation 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Shittiest MSPaint job ever.
[–]MudvayneMW 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
http://imgur.com/7510N
[–]MzSpella 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
that baby says "bitch, are you crazy" lol
[–]Qwuffl 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
That's about as old as our planet is.
[–]captainzigzag 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Seems legit.
[–]anus5 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Everyone is so quick to dismiss the second coming of jesus.
[–]AnalFTW 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
This is EXACTLY why women should only watch anal porn!
[–]haunchu 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
well, im glad this is fake
[–]matlick 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
No citations means Onion or similar, or just completely faked using Paint.
[–]JadedIdealist 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Erm, yes darling it erm, must've been the porno I watched - ahem.
yes very clever. worthy of the weekly world news.. :)
[–]Cruesome 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Oh my God, that happened to my wife too!
[–]4ray 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Two months later, wife notices a postcard from Iraq in the mail addressed to husband, with picture of baby looking very much like husband.
[–]trust_the_corps 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago*
"My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment. I made all the lady listeners pregnant."
Seriously, if she were truly unaware how it happened she was probably raped while unconscious. Could actually happen. The change in background colour of the article makes me highly suspicious though.
[–]Pathlion 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
...really?
[–]fawltywiring 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
No way this is true. Just no way.
[–]AliasUndercover 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Just unplug the baby, then...
[–]dontshootimLoo 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
The story is, of course, a hoax. But it fooled many tech websites, including Gizmodo — that of the "stolen" iPhone 4G fame.
A Google search for Gizmodo's version of the story, or any other, now comes up blank because unfortunately, while the original story was fake, the photo accompanying it wasn't.
Mediaite reports that the site that set up the hoax, Sensacionalista, simply grabbed a random image of a woman and child from the internet to go with the fake story.
Yesterday, Sensacionalista was left looking a little foolish itself after it was forced to apologise to the woman and child in the picture.
Apparently she had been quickly identified and had rapidly become the subject of ridicule in her home town.
"A week ago we published an article about the woman who claimed to get pregnant after watching a porn movie 3d," the site said.
"The article was fake and we used the photo that we found on the internet.
"Unfortunately, the article spread around the world because some sites thought that it was real. That was not our intention.
"Sensacionalista is a small site from Brazil. We never thought that this could happen. That’s why we are asking this family to accept our sincere apology.
"That woman and her baby in the photo had nothing to do with this article. They are just a normal family trying to live their own lives.
"We apologise for wrongfully taking their photo and putting it in our article.
"Please, not to publish this article again and next time check what you read before you write. This site is a humour site. Nothing here is real."
Read more: http://www.news.com.au/technology/white-woman-gives-birth-to-black-child-after-watching-black-porn-star-on-3d-tv/story-e6frfro0-1225866816861#ixzz1Zq4SqYFs
[–]boosterxboosh 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Her husband's response reminds me of this.
[–]outflow 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
[–]isaac9489 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
can someone find me a 3D porno.....need to see the next level of fapping
[–]dyingenglish 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I don't think it's fake. I remember hearing about this.
[–]sayrith 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
So that's how god did it.
[–]SluggardStone 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
The worst part is that she probably caught AIDS from that film.
[–]fani -6 points-5 points-4 points 10 months ago
Hey, if it worked for Mary, then why not, right?
P.S. is this from the Onion newspaper?
[–]Tiak -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
The Brazilian equivalent.
[–]hucknbid -20 points-19 points-18 points 10 months ago
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the sort of intelligence that the military attracts.
[–]nellonoma 6 points7 points8 points 10 months ago
or you could make some sort of comment regarding the sort of intelligence that attracts folks to reddit...and then compels them to spread nonsense. If you all were discordians, I would feel much better about this.
[–]willcode4beer 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
Apparently 33% of the planet believes in something rather similar
They had 3D films in Nazareth?
[–]pinkearmuffs 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Gross generalizations aren't funny.
[–]PistolOfShame 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
*obligatory "military intelligence" joke here.*
[–]remember9-11 -13 points-12 points-11 points 10 months ago
Sounds like your wife bangs soldiers and your mad about it. Don't cry beta male.
[–]Smartstuff357 -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
I recall a certain major religion started by a story like this; if only they'd had reddit to demand proof.
[–]SUPERKAMIGURU -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
Jesus 2: now in 3D!
[–]MrPoletski -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
WTF? dumbass Americans, that's the fuck.
ow OW oOW OWOWW the downvotes HURRRTT
[–]yoquiero -4 points-3 points-2 points 10 months ago
this was originally from The Onion...fake.
[–]Namocol[] 7 points8 points9 points 10 months ago
It wasn't from the onion... it was from sensacionalista... which is basically the brazilian version of the onion. Someone translated it to english and circulated it around the web.
[–]SEOA -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
Yeah pretty sure I read this at least a year ago... (Proof- http://tinyurl.com/3y4zks6) Though most amusingly it was on a lot of the mainstream sites.
[–]nosferatu5000 -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
trollin', trollin', trollin'...
[–]Tomble -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
That was no 3D porno, that was just some guy!
[–]easypeasy6 -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
Where was this posted first? The Onion?
[–]RyogaXenoVee -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
I grew up in Lawton, OK its near Ft. Sill, a military town / area. I go back home and visit about once a year to see family. Nearly all the women in the city are army wives.
Let me tell you. EVERY time I go back home I hook up with any number of lonely women who cant wait to get there hands on some dark meat. Think about it, they are sitting at home day in and day out with a baby, and no friends, just waiting...
All the good men are off in the war, anyone left behind are broke or lame.
So, just take it from me first hand, If you are a service man, your woman is fucking someone, somewhere while you are gone. believe it.
[–]nitrosmomma88 -9 points-8 points-7 points 10 months ago
I love how dumb that guy is... yeah so possible for an image on screen 3d or not to get a woman pregnant
[–]rjung 13 points14 points15 points 10 months ago
I love how dumb people are for believing the story.
[–]Redcard911 -5 points-4 points-3 points 10 months ago
Cognitive Dissonance is a mother fucker.
[–]jumblebutt -2 points-1 points0 points 10 months ago
My eyes gradually narrowed so much that I couldn't read it anymore.
[–]slurpme -2 points-1 points0 points 10 months ago
Erik should not be near weapons or electricity... Shame it's probably not real but hey with today's modern 3D anything is possible...
[–]reddit_user13 -2 points-1 points0 points 10 months ago
Too bad 3d porno didn't exist when Jesus was conceived....
[–]BoxMonster44 -2 points-1 points0 points 10 months ago
lolfake
[–]Impervium -2 points-1 points0 points 10 months ago
If this was real, which I doubt, my only surprise was:
Do they REALLY let people THIS dumb carry firearms? (stupid question, of course they do in the US)
So the real question is:
Do they REALLY train people THIS dumb to become soldiers?
[–]stinkyp00t -5 points-4 points-3 points 10 months ago
The power of faith...
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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