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[–]Boomdone 61 points62 points ago

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[–]Tokintegra 12 points13 points ago

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The Christopher Walken building Optimus Prime one shall be framed and on my wall by next month for sure.

[–]goatboy1970 3 points4 points ago

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I have it framed above my mantle, right above my original G1 Devastator. It's my most prized possession. It's actually not Optimus Prime, it's the head of Hoist on te body of C3PO wearing a BMX chest protector. I'm so lonely.

[–]Tokintegra -1 points0 points ago

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"the head of hoist, on the body of C3PO wearing a BMX chest protector" My internet is complete for today, I thank you good sir.

[–]revrend_ 1 point2 points ago

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I recently bought a Christopher Walken shirt from him

[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 7 points8 points ago

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And now you are walken around with him.

[–]smdepot -1 points0 points ago

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make another shotgun joke. I like those.

[–]stacecom 0 points1 point ago

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I have Bad Day on the High Seas and The Sound of Adventure.

Love them so much.

[–]SirDigbyChknCaesar -1 points0 points ago

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Bad Day on the High Seas speaks to me on so many levels.

[–]stacecom -1 points0 points ago

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It's full of so much awesome.

Also, I love your username!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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My Current Ringtone:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/thatmitchellandwebbsite/downloads/digby_theme.shtml

In a society whose toothy fake smile is ravaged by the plaque of debt and the vodka burp of sub-prime mortgages, who will floss into the darkest cavities of our despair, and see if there are any gold fillings you can swap for a can of peppermint-flavored antifreeze? Yes, it the surprising adventures of me, Sir Digby Chicken Ceasar.

[–]SirDigbyChknCaesar -1 points0 points ago

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I've had this ringtone and it is excellent.

[–]chrom_ed -1 points0 points ago

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Here, raw sexual aggression is symbolized by the sperm whale, while the squid acts as a thinly-disguised metaphor for the multi-armed oligarchies of Rockefeller, Hearst, and Morgan. Their battle plays against the backdrop of the sea, standing in for--what else?--the vastness of the unconscious mind.

But what does the T-Rex represent!?!

[–]tidux 0 points1 point ago

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T-Rex represents humanity slaughtering oligarchs and its own instincts, but being completely helpless against the unconscious mind. Dinosaurs can't swim across oceans.

[–]CaptainLaserpants 1 point2 points ago

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Everything Brandon Bird does is magical. I particularly enjoy the SVU Valentines.

[–]NerdieHarlot 1 point2 points ago

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This guy is amazing.

[–]mike_burck -1 points0 points ago

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I actually have two different Brandon Bird pieces hanging in my room (actually one is on my desk, waiting for a new frame). One is the piece posted, and the other is lazy sunday

Every year my sister gets me something I can use to decorate my room or cubicle, and lately she's been going with Brandon Bird. I think his artwork really embodies the relationship I have with my sister.

[–]climbtree -1 points0 points ago

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i saw a video of him talking about his sir ian painting at some convention, and the way he talked about it was really awesome. it's not just LOL RANDOM stuff, but he's actually put a considerable amount of... consideration... into it

[–]mp6521 0 points1 point ago

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[–]JohnStamosAsABear -1 points0 points ago

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He is a genius

[–]ruggala -1 points0 points ago

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[–]causeforalarm 16 points17 points ago

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That is Nicolas Cage wrapped in a monkey in their natural habitat.. Easy.

[–]xiphia 5 points6 points ago

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The monkey is forming a Nicholas cage.

[–]ocentertainment 7 points8 points ago

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Your argument is invalid.

[–]feelthepain444 0 points1 point ago

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This argument is invalid.

[–]fiveseventytwo 1 point2 points ago

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Nope. Chuck Testa.

[–]go_go_bannananas 0 points1 point ago

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add: "Chinese Snow Monkey outside of natural hot springs".

[–]blankxspace 5 points6 points ago

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It's an ad for the next National Treasure movie. Nic Cage has to team up with a yeti to save a valuable gem inside the statue of liberty from being taken by an evil government treasure hunter.

[–]Zaqxswcdevfr 3 points4 points ago

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But the gem was in the white house the entire time.

[–]jackskidney 2 points3 points ago

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But once they get the gem the yeti reveals that it's really a Japanese macaque, just in time to abscond with it and (dare I say it?) go about all sorts of monkey business.

[–]karjuuhin 4 points5 points ago

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Great, now everyone in my work thinks I'm on something for laughing by myself.

[–]tinquisitive 2 points3 points ago

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sshhhhh.. just appreciate. O_O

[–]corbs 2 points3 points ago

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I made a desktop of it.

[–]normsy 2 points3 points ago

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I love Brandon Bird. I've bought a couple of his works. This proudly hangs above my fireplace.

[–]NYMPHOPANDA 3 points4 points ago

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Ice Age 4...

[–]NYMPHOPANDA -3 points-2 points ago

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holy crap my first comment karma....well life seems to be turning around at last!

[–]PretendsToKnowThings 15 points16 points ago

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That's a photoshop of a canvas painting by the late Ohiru Takigu. Famed for his subtle alterations of famous photos and paintings, Takigu painted this piece, titled subtly "Leaving Las Macaca," after a still from a film series "Life." In the original, there are Japanese Snow Monkeys that are relaxing in the hot springs found surrounded by snow during the winter season in Hokkaido, Japan's northernmost island. Takigu deftly removes the mother's offspring's face and replaces it with the visage of one famous actor named Nicholas Cage. In doing so, Takigu skillfully juxtaposes the career of Nicholas Cage (one of turmoil and inconstancies) with the carefree lifestyle of the Japanese Snow Monkeys, questioning the ultimate question of what the true purpose of existence really is beyond image to one another. RIP Takigu

[–]teamoney80mg -1 points0 points ago

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Shut up.

[–]JewboiTellem -5 points-4 points ago

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LOL AT FIRST I WAS LIKE WOW WHAT A STUPID OBVIOUSLY FAKE RESPONSE YOU JUST WASTED TIME WHICH I WILL NEVER GET BACK.

THEN I SAW THE USERNAME -- UPVOTED!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]queenbrewer -2 points-1 points ago

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At first I was like WTF there aren't Japanese macaques on Hokkaido and this one is obviously from Jikokudani on Honshu (which I visited like a month ago). Then I read your username. UPVOTE!

[–]SexonspeakerS 1 point2 points ago

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He doesn't seem very happy.

[–]Axin13 1 point2 points ago

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That's enough Internet for me today.

[–]ohnoitshansolo 1 point2 points ago

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I saved this pic awhile ago. At first I thought, why hasn't everyone seen this. Then I thought, wow, Reddit has fucked me up for good.

[–]b00mkitty 0 points1 point ago

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ditto.

[–]afropuff 1 point2 points ago

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I believe everyone is mistaking Francis Ford Coppola for a monkey

[–]kstadanko 1 point2 points ago

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I bought no one wants to play Sega with Harrison Ford about 6 months ago. It's my favorite "piece".

[–]pistacchio 1 point2 points ago

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what is this? it's an image stolen from its author

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's Nicolas Cage's next movie. I like to think that the process of him accepting a role in a movie goes something like this:
Agent: Hey Nic, I have a script for you to re-
Nicolas Cage: Ok, I'll do it.

[–]AmpersandTheMonkee 1 point2 points ago

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say hello to my new wallpaper. http://brandonbird.com/brandonbird_lambert.jpg

[–]silenthero1 1 point2 points ago

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I have "No One Wants To Play Sega With Harrison Ford" (the original, not the revision) on my wall. And I'm considering getting a "Lambertback" too...but with my limited wall space...there can be only one.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This now is my FB profile picture.

[–]ThatIndianKevin 1 point2 points ago

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That is fucking ART, that's what it is.

[–]qotsa13 1 point2 points ago

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Old Dead Eyes in the loving arms of his baboon.

[–]tedchevalier 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I own a print of this. It's hanging on my wall like a boss.

[–]csmotsin 1 point2 points ago

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

[–]dyslexic1991 1 point2 points ago

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this is a cage inside a monkey

[–]3itchPlease 2 points3 points ago

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A terrible actor being cuddled by a monkey?

[–]IamChicharon 1 point2 points ago

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on second thought let's not go to the internet... tis a silly place

[–]haiku_robot 2 points3 points ago

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on second thought let's 
not go to the internet... 
tis a silly place

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[–]Conman93 0 points1 point ago

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My response to most Nick Cage movies.

[–]machosteve 0 points1 point ago

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What came first, Nicholas Cage, or the monkey?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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quote proverbs 27:14 A loud and cheerful greeting early in the morning will be taken as a curse!

worked for my guy.

[–]WhoFan 0 points1 point ago

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And I laughed

[–]Couch_Man 0 points1 point ago

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Hit-Man Monkey

[–]tommyinthewell 0 points1 point ago

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Fake. Vampires don't associate with baboons.

Source.

[–]mm242jr 0 points1 point ago

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It's not just any monkey. It's a rhesus macaque. The other critter is some kind of alien, probably monkey food.

[–]queenbrewer 1 point2 points ago

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That's not a rhesus macaque, it's a Japanese Macaque, Macaca fuscata, from Jikokudani.

[–]mm242jr 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the correction.

[–]felatedbirthday 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MetallicDragon 0 points1 point ago

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If you liked that, you're gonna love this.

[–]GlenMYoshioka 0 points1 point ago

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I want this as my centerpiece. 18' x 10'.

[–]upperdecker 0 points1 point ago

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i just watched this for 23 minutes expecting something different to happen...i need to stop drinking and going on reddit...

[–]bickering_fool 0 points1 point ago*

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The weirdest thing about that picture is that Cage has hair.

[–]arienai 0 points1 point ago

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Saw this on a t-shirt in Japan. Wait, crap, wrong thread.

[–]janajinx 0 points1 point ago

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I set this picture as the desktop on the computer at my work. I work at a coffee shop so we all share one computer to do paperworky stuff. My boss thought it was hilarious, so now I might have to buy him this for christmas.

[–]He_of_the_Hairy_Arms 0 points1 point ago

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Leaked poster to new movie.

[–]3rickZann 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that the "Gay Pride pinwheel of doom"?

[–]OrSomething 0 points1 point ago

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What is this? This is the cover artwork to my debut album.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

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What is it? It's a REPOST!!!

[–]Woman_Tamer 0 points1 point ago

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He's trying to say Nicholas Cage is a bad actor through symbolism.

[–]dobfre 0 points1 point ago

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Only the best thing ever.

[–]BrickTam 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Nicholas Cage doing a Blue Steel.

[–]malopalo 0 points1 point ago

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Nicholas Cage/Primal Rage.

[–]triel187 0 points1 point ago

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Initial inspection: Nicolas Cage wrapped in a monkey in their natural habitat but what if we extend this a little farther.

What if the artist was trying to convey because of the hold the monkey has on him, he is limited in is moving abilities and trapped to an extent, therefor becoming caged. The monkey could just be the median in the painting and actually represent his oppression in films, Hollywood or his financial woes.

Which being trapped could also be a funny play on his last name.

[–]Digitigrade 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if he wants any cake.

[–]mushroom83 0 points1 point ago

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It's Nick Cage and a baboon hugging. Anything else you want explaining?

[–]Shallow_Vain 0 points1 point ago

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I think it is Nick Cage's decapitated head being held by a baboon. Upvote for a decapitated Nick Cage! (I think everyone sees what they want to in art)

[–]77_65_65_64 0 points1 point ago

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Ohhh, it's only my reason to keep on going. GOddamn was that hilarious.

[–]patroneyes 0 points1 point ago

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[–]doopa83 0 points1 point ago

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I bought some for my b/f a while back... he put them in his office and likes to catch people eyeballing them uncomfortably.

"Is that Bea Arthur?"

[–]sausagewallet 0 points1 point ago

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This is easily one of the best things I have ever seen on the internet.

[–]MutedBlue 0 points1 point ago

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That about sums it up, move along!

[–]cutiepatootieadipose 0 points1 point ago

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His hair is looking absolutely fabulous.

[–]alwayz 0 points1 point ago

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[–]CaptainCrunch 0 points1 point ago

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That's Magnum!

[–]ehayman 0 points1 point ago

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It's a Caged monkey.

[–]ehayman 0 points1 point ago

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If that's Nicholas Cage, then that must be a Caged monkey.

[–]ShearGenius89 0 points1 point ago

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This has been my desktop for months. Love it.

[–]Tatertits 0 points1 point ago

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I enjoy this.

[–]TehBigDortyShnakeh 0 points1 point ago

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i knew it.

[–]edotwoods 0 points1 point ago

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Post sources to original art, dude. I love this guy's shit. He needs to be credited by you. Thanks to the commenter who took care of it though.

[–]Bitter_Idealist 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't you link to his site so that he can get the hits he deserves for creating this? Why won't people do that on here? That's rude.

[–]trennerdios 0 points1 point ago

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Pax Cybertronia is the best painting ever made, ever.

[–]kdrum2014 0 points1 point ago

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my hair is a bird

[–]paulvis80 0 points1 point ago

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The title is "Uncanny". I have this framed on my living room wall. Gotta love Brandon Bird.

[–]Goldbear 0 points1 point ago

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Don't forget to see National Treasure 6.

[–]lisabethlynn -1 points0 points ago

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How does Nicolas Cage keep gettin work?!

[–]Iamsqueegee -1 points0 points ago

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Put the monkeh back in the pond.

[–]Jack0Napier -1 points0 points ago

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What. The. Fuck. ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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This is a picture of Nicolas Cage cuddling with a baboon. Your argument is invalid.

[–]golfr26 -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]nokiasaux -1 points0 points ago

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funny it just works!!!