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[–]Snow_Goon 61 points62 points ago

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How does he get out of the desk?

[–]Nautilis 109 points110 points ago

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probably the same way he gets in.

[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 29 points30 points ago

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With the help of a shotgun.

[–]HumorDetector 19 points20 points ago

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(reads comment)

"Haha!"

(looks at username)

ಠ_ಠ

[–]bitch_im_a_lion -2 points-1 points ago

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Now for me it was

(reads comment)

"Haha!"

(Looks at username)

"That's fucking hilarious"

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Now for me it was:

I don't care.

[–]xbris -1 points0 points ago

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Its not even noon and we've gone full meta?! I guess its finally come to this.

[–]akuta -1 points0 points ago

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Everyone knows your career doesn't come back from full meta.

[–]Maxamillionaire 2 points3 points ago

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And ALL the bacon.

[–]3itchPlease 9 points10 points ago

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Don't ask until after 10am at the earliest.

[–]lurkingking 2 points3 points ago

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Indeed, just fucking shut up! Let me have my coffee and wake up, before i have to listen to your shiiiiit

[–]bumwine 14 points15 points ago

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thatspartofthejoke.jpg

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[–]chu12ch 34 points35 points ago

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Eh, you said it better the first time.

[–]LifeObserver 17 points18 points ago

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April's hot.

[–]locopyro13 2 points3 points ago

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She is hotter this season, it's the bangs.

[–]jondiced 6 points7 points ago

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She's not slouching at her desk anymore.

[–]Zombie_Lemur 316 points317 points ago

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Upvote. not only because it's funny, but because you're FORTHEWOLFX.

[–]chu12ch 149 points150 points ago

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Came in for Ron Swanson, stayed Forthewolfx.

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[–]rsvagle 53 points54 points ago

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Dude, its Forthewolfx. Be glad you got a chance to read him. You'll tell your children about this one day.

[–]TheoQ99 96 points97 points ago

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There was an askreddit thread something along the lines of one wish, and forthewolfx wanted to be reddit famous. So he is.

[–]Rainblast 59 points60 points ago

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His dream will only be fully realized when the backstory stops getting posted.

[–]TheoQ99 18 points19 points ago

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You mean when the old boring backstory is forgotten and a new awesome one is told.

[–]TheStatusFoe 5 points6 points ago

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He needs an old fashioned retcon.

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[–]xbris 3 points4 points ago

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And the servers never go down.

[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 9 points10 points ago

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No wolves were harmed in this process.

[–]Silly_Hats_Only 1 point2 points ago

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I guess we can't say the same about the kid...

[–]scuba7183 -4 points-3 points ago

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And now it's annoying as shit

[–]EatCrayonsShitRainbo 22 points23 points ago

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We are not worthy.

[–]NELyon 17 points18 points ago

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I had him RES tagged and I couldn't remember why. Figured it out pretty quick.

[–]SkepticalOrange 11 points12 points ago

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I have him tagged as "Reddit Famous".

[–]stayonmysidetonight 4 points5 points ago

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I got him as "OMG FAMOUS" in motherfucking TEAL!

[–]phaelyn 3 points4 points ago

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I just have "he's famous" with a white background. :( Am I a bad fan?

[–]prose-before-hoes 1 point2 points ago

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I have "FUCKIN FORTHEWOLFX"

[–]stayonmysidetonight 2 points3 points ago

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BUT IN WHAT COLOUR?

[–]prose-before-hoes 5 points6 points ago

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GREEN BITCH

[–]stayonmysidetonight 2 points3 points ago

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THAT'S A GOOD COLOUR!

[–]prose-before-hoes 2 points3 points ago

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I FUCKING KNOW

[–]OsterGuard 0 points1 point ago

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I have "A pretty big deal on a site called Reddit." And yes, I realise that this is a four month old comment.

[–]koviko 1 point2 points ago

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I have him tagged as "Fake Fame"... BUT IT'S IN GOOOOOOLD!

[–]othersomethings 2 points3 points ago

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I like to keep it simple but obvious.

Never want to miss a sighting.

[–]mangarooboo 1 point2 points ago

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I have him tagged in gold as "Lord Bacon Master of Reddit."

I swooped it from someone else, but now I don't remember who. :(

[–]HORSEMANNING 15 points16 points ago

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I cant believe I found yoU!!!! I will never Wadsworth Constant anything you do!!!!

[–]justnit 10 points11 points ago

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found yoU!!!! I will never Wadsworth Constant anything you do!!!!

[–]bobbyhead 3 points4 points ago

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I will never Wadsworth Constant anything you do!!!!

[–]DisputablyGreen 116 points117 points ago

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Holy shitballs! Another masterpiece of a post from the one and only Forthewolfx! Keep it up, good sir!

[–]eltommonator 36 points37 points ago

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I don't know how he does it, but he just does.

[–]jaze321 86 points87 points ago

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OMFG IT'S FORTHEWOLFX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD SHOULD BOW BEFORE HIS SPLENDOR, THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY FORTHEWOLFX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]discdeath 5 points6 points ago

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I once met him in person you know. My cat had just fallen off a cliff, but he saved it and then backflipped up the cliff to give it back to me. Best day of my life.

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[–]CantRecognizeSarcasm 6 points7 points ago

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Even I recognize it when Forthewolfx is sarcastic.

[–]enemaofevil 2 points3 points ago

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Wait, was that Forthewolfx? WHAT DID HE SAY?

[–]FITZ_2120 67 points68 points ago

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[–]sweatyforehead 22 points23 points ago

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i dont get it...

[–]i_stop_for_narwhales 23 points24 points ago

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Sigh. I'm sorry you're being downvoted for this, instead of someone explaining it to you. Forthewolfx wished a while back in a thread about "what is your greatest wish" or something, to be a reddit celebrity. The hivemind decided to grant his wish.

WE LOVE YOU, FORTHEWOLFX!

[–]sweatyforehead 34 points35 points ago

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oohhhhhh so its something like when we--ALL HAIL FOXTHEWOLFX

[–]FITZ_2120 3 points4 points ago

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You're getting it!

[–]arisasdf 40 points41 points ago

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Dear heavens it's Forthewolfx! SIGN MY FACE.

[–]Humpy1988 20 points21 points ago

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Fuck my face. Sign my Soul!

[–]Interlope 35 points36 points ago

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In that order.

[–]sellby 3 points4 points ago

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How would you get into that desk anyway?

[–]snakeseare 4 points5 points ago

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Some say climb over, others would tell you to crawl under. Choose wisely.

[–]wouldyounotlikesome 34 points35 points ago

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Imgur blocked at work, upvote anyways because it's forthewolfx.

[–]TerrorBite 16 points17 points ago

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  1. Take imgur url.
  2. Change "imgur" to "filmot".
  3. Profit!

Example: http://i.filmot.com/nAJKa.gif

[–]coolestkid92 33 points34 points ago

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Obviously thy want to talk to you, youre FORTHEWOLFX!!!

[–]LolaLoveless 15 points16 points ago

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Redditors are way big on Parks and Recreation, yes? I'm new...forgive me...

[–]Conexion 60 points61 points ago

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Big on Parks and Rec. - Bigger on Forthewolfx

[–]MidnightThunderBoy64 3 points4 points ago

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Parks & Rec? Have an Upvote!

[–]JoshMLees 16 points17 points ago

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I'm so stoked to be posting in a Forthewolfx thread! But at the same time I'm also looking for the source!

[–]nilchaos_white 11 points12 points ago

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Parks and Recreation - season 3, episode 15 :3

[–]theghostofme 16 points17 points ago

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Who has the audacity to speak to Forthewolfx without first being spoken to?

[–]btguinn 2 points3 points ago

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Normally, I'd just upvote you as is rightly owed and move along, but this show is pretty fucking fantastic.

[–]McSquizzee 2 points3 points ago

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I saw him and Chris Pratt filming at a college out where I live. Made my whole year!

[–]KennyFuckingPowers 2 points3 points ago

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I wish you would have made it loop to appear endless.

[–]pimpolho_saltitao 2 points3 points ago

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gonna

[–]Vessix 14 points15 points ago

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I realize this is off-topic, but now I really want to know why you're so special OP.

[–]PasswordIsntHAMSTER 47 points48 points ago

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He's Forthewolfx, you must be a bit slow

[–]theghostofme 19 points20 points ago

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Cause he's just awesome.

[–]bumwine 10 points11 points ago

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Wow. That was a month ago. I reddit, liter-ally, eight hours a day and have not heard about any of this. The same thing happened with that whole flossdaily guy. I don't read usernames.

[–]theghostofme 4 points5 points ago

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What helped me in the beginning was tagging his name using RES. I honestly would have forgotten about it were it not for the tag I set.

[–]othersomethings 0 points1 point ago

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I appreciated that nod.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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Do you realise that if anyone leaves a comment, it will mean there are OVER 9000 comments, and the internet would break forever?

It is like putting a huge red button somewhere vastly populated with a sign that says "DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON. THE UNIVERSE WILL END. I FUCKING MEAN IT"

Pratchett said this much better than I ever could but whatever you get the point.

[–]TerrorBite 0 points1 point ago

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The paint wouldn't even have time to dry.

[–]themapleboy 11 points12 points ago

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Have you been living under a rock?! He's a huge reddit celebrity.

[–]Physics101 14 points15 points ago

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How dare you speak to Forthewolfx that way!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He's the most revered man on reddit! Don't speak of forthewolfx with that kind of disrespect!

[–]Shortymcsmalls 13 points14 points ago

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Yeah, so I totally checked this out just because of who posted it. You'll always be a celebrity to me.

[–]Octahippopotapus 1 point2 points ago

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People trying to have a conversation with me when I wake up just leave me alone. I don't even know how I'm awake, I can't have a conversation.

[–]palehorse864 1 point2 points ago

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Davros, that's very childish!!

[–]Karatekidmax 1 point2 points ago

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Someone's got a case of the Monday's

[–]AJay17 1 point2 points ago

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I think your point would come across better if you made the gif a tad bit smaller.

[–]72APTU72E 1 point2 points ago

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I love Forthewolfx as much as the next guy, but why exactly is he famous? I'm genuinely curious. Although he does have an impressive amount karma for a 4 month old user, is this why?

[–]DijonPepperberry 1 point2 points ago

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He requested it.

[–]72APTU72E 0 points1 point ago

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Is that all it takes these days?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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We love you, Forthewolfx!

Make love to me, Forthewolfx! Please!

[–]riesh 1 point2 points ago

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Oh jesus, Forthewolfx. You have to warn us before you post such amazingly funny stuff. I passed out from laughing so I hard I couldn't breathe; when I fell I hit my head on the corner of my desk. This was hours ago. The damage to my brain has made me forget what my daughter's face looks like.

Totally worth it. I LOVE YOU!

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[–]SeasonedBeef 1 point2 points ago

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I came here for a Parks & Rec thread and was disappointed.

[–]natronmooretron 1 point2 points ago

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What do you do for a living?

[–]montibbalt 17 points18 points ago

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He's Forthewolfx for a living, that's what!

[–]FuglyShmugly 2 points3 points ago

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He's busy being famous.

[–]chrisknyfe 0 points1 point ago

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Yo dawg, I heard you wanted to ignore people in the morning cause you're super famous, so we put a computer on your desk so you could ignore your fans on reddit while you ignore your fans IRL...

[–]german80 1 point2 points ago

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COMMENTING IN A FORTHEWOLFX POST!! YES!

[–]davidhero 0 points1 point ago

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It should caption the entire GIF: DEAL WITH IT

[–]Easilycrazyhat 0 points1 point ago

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Do you even know why you're reddit-famous? o.O I'm assuming it's just a random Reddit thing, but curious as to if there is a serious reason.

[–]internet_providings 0 points1 point ago

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If that GIF was seamless I would've watched it for about an hour.

[–]gigitrix 0 points1 point ago

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Could you make it a little bigger? We're making animated postage stamps.

I keed, I keed!

[–]eRonin 0 points1 point ago

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the only show I watch right now. =D

[–]triquichoque 0 points1 point ago

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can you make the gif smaller?

[–]bigcountry5064 0 points1 point ago

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That just made my day! I love P&R!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Megadesk!!!

[–]Zeppelanoid 0 points1 point ago

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What is this, a gif for ants?

[–]sarah-sari19 0 points1 point ago

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I WANT THIS.

[–]hcsLabs 0 points1 point ago

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IT Help desk? :-)

[–]L3vi47h4n 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for P&R.

[–]devilwarier9 0 points1 point ago

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fucking love parks and rec

[–]random_story 0 points1 point ago

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FUCKIN RON

[–]youngmonk 0 points1 point ago

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I take the honor on the part of Reddit to propose this post for Best of Reddit. ** All HAIL Forthewolfx **

[–]withstanding 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone in my household including my three year old has learned the importance of talking softly and not crashing around in the morning. We all get along fine this way. I stayed at a friend's house years ago when their daughter was about 5yrs old and she would wake up at 6am and run through the house dragging her toys on a string and screaming. How do these people keep from going insane?

[–]EmceCocks 0 points1 point ago

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Forthewolfx + Ron Swanson = internet gold

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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SWIVEL

[–]SAXXXX 0 points1 point ago

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One of my favorite moments of this show. Ever.

[–]bloodflart 0 points1 point ago

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If I had it, I would post a gif of him drinking moonshine like a boss from last episode.

[–]OatmealPowerSalad 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, whose that handsome devil with Famous saved in RES next to their name... mutherfucking Forthewolfx, that's who.

[–]jakebluu 1 point2 points ago

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I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!

[–]stinkycheesemusic 0 points1 point ago

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OMG Forthewolfx!! Can I have your sex all over me?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone get in here, Forthewolfx is here!!! UPVOTES AWAY!

[–]Fat_Kid_Hot_4_U 0 points1 point ago

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OH MY GOD IT'S FORTHEWOLFX!!! HAVE MY BABIES

[–]Jackel 0 points1 point ago

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OH MY GOD IT'S FORTHEWOLFX! :D

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam 0 points1 point ago

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Toasting in an epic bread.

[–]moleytron 0 points1 point ago

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Yes! Forthewolfx!

[–]estacado -2 points-1 points ago

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This Forthewolfx thing is getting more annoying than the Chuck Testa thing.

[–]Boris2k -3 points-2 points ago

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HAHAHAAAAA too true...

[–]dhaft88 -1 points0 points ago

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as a celebrity and person of interest to all, what is your opinion on occupy wall st.?

will you sign my n64 cartridges?

[–]stayonmysidetonight -1 points0 points ago

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FORTHEWOLFX WILL YOU SIGN MY FOREHEAD?

[–]fts55 -1 points0 points ago

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OMG ITS FORTHEWOLFX! GREATEST POST EVER!

[–]PeriodBlood -1 points0 points ago

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FORTHEWOLFX! I love you man! Huge, huge fan!

[–]ImAWhaleBiologist -1 points0 points ago

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No offense intended... but who are you and why are people freaking out over you?

[–]timmyeatworld -3 points-2 points ago

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Fuck you forthewolfx. ANARCHY.

[–]justnit -2 points-1 points ago

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Always a pleasure when a celebrity posts on Reddit.

[–]brostfacekillah -2 points-1 points ago

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posting in a legendary thread.

[–]priapic_horse -2 points-1 points ago

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Jesus, Forthewolfx is killing it again. How does he do it???

I hope you don't mind if I get your name tattooed across my chest, Forthewolfx.

[–]The_Messiah -2 points-1 points ago

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FORTHEWOLFX I LOVED YOU IN THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK YOU ROCK MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!11111