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[–]MrDino 83 points84 points ago

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Court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters!

[–]whats_reddit 13 points14 points ago

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After 2 hours or searching I can safely say we are out of dancing lobsters

[–]GaFaMM 10 points11 points ago

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No we're not. Here

[–]whats_reddit 0 points1 point ago

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Well done, how long did it take?

[–]Propagation 29 points30 points ago

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Need a dancing lobster? Why not Zoidberg?

[–]Phish777 2 points3 points ago

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(V) (",,,,") (V)

[–]zoidberg1339 2 points3 points ago

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You rang?

[–]whats_reddit 3 points4 points ago

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Because he can not be trusted...

[–]daschande 1 point2 points ago

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Is it because he's Decapodian?

[–]Second_Foundationeer 2 points3 points ago

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But will reattach your head to a doomed time duplicate body free of charge and will even throw in the good ol' parity transformation for free!

[–]CygnusVismundCygnus 0 points1 point ago

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IT'S CALLED, "ZOIDBERG IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED!"

[–]Funkyman011 1 point2 points ago

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What is the meaning of your name in relation to the song? I always translated it as, "Bond...James Bond" because I thought that would be awesome if it were true.

[–]smellycatjazz 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Funkyman011 1 point2 points ago

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This always annoyed the crap out of me. I were that girl, that moment would've become SEX, IMMEDIATELY.

[–]Yurkanis 4 points5 points ago

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[–]oldzealand 1 point2 points ago

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I'm surprised that I remember that show.

[–]DougLance 23 points24 points ago

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I want to invent pants that double as a chair.

[–]CrunxMan 54 points55 points ago

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[–]DougLance 34 points35 points ago

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No, I mean, like a pair of pants that look like normal pants, but when you assume the sitting position you just sit down wherever you are as if you were sitting in a chair.

[–]lurkerturneduser 25 points26 points ago

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Fuck. I can't believe I just spent 5 minutes thinking about this.

[–]AndrewWilsonnn 3 points4 points ago

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It has to have a very rigid support system, preferably button activated just in case it goes rigid when you don't want it to...

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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I've got a rigid support system in my pants.

[–]AndrewWilsonnn 10 points11 points ago

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Haaah, I see what you did there. You have an erection. I get it.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Actually I have a ridiculously sturdy belt, it's a pain to bend it enough to even get it through the loops. Made out of some kind of dinosaur leather or something

[–]AndrewWilsonnn 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, you wear a belt on the inside of your pants?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Inside the belt loops.

[–]TheKeiron 2 points3 points ago

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The hammer belt is his penis

[–]Namell 7 points8 points ago

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[–]atomicjinx 2 points3 points ago

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[–]xiphia 0 points1 point ago

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...wearning?

[–]Volsunga 0 points1 point ago

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Reading that in Patrick Stewart's voice is the most entertaining thing I've done this week.

[–]SMCinPDX 2 points3 points ago

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Settle for a vest/jacket?

http://www.nadachair.com/activest.html

[–]sapo916 1 point2 points ago

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I want to invent rocket shoes, fuck elevators.

[–]Peliento 1 point2 points ago

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[–]statseu 13 points14 points ago

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Part of me wants to slow this down to see how it works...the other doesn't want to lose the magic

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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It's not as quick in reality, as seen in this video.

[–]Darkhavans 8 points9 points ago

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I don't know... that's still pretty quick to fold up a chair into a convenient carrying case.

[–]hentaipanda 0 points1 point ago

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The legs look extremely slim. I doubt this chair could carry much weight.

[–]scofus 0 points1 point ago

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also, why does the back suddenly become loose? what holds it up normally?

[–]utubeaddict 0 points1 point ago

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I'd say he's pressing buttons or something on the side that detaches the back.

[–]Gamerredit 12 points13 points ago

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Wish I could do that to my girlfriend.

[–]COFFEE_IS_4_CLOSERS 17 points18 points ago

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True, it is a pain to deflate her before traveling abroad.

[–]daithiocoinnigh 0 points1 point ago

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I'm up-voting you just so more people can see the awesome reply from coffee is 4 closers.

[–]zoidberg1339 0 points1 point ago

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same

[–]gerwalking 10 points11 points ago

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Someone needs to put the transformers transformation sound over this.

WUUCHHHCHHCHHEEECHUUUUUH

[–]Poorly_Timed_Optimus 4 points5 points ago

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AND ROLL OUT!

[–]eggo 3 points4 points ago

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[–]simon_wang12 1 point2 points ago

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adios, bitches

[–]observantone 1 point2 points ago

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silla.

[–]fraincis 1 point2 points ago

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well done.

[–]observantone 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pimpolho_saltitao 3 points4 points ago

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run

[–]f2x 5 points6 points ago

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Where can I get one of these?

[–]uselessalex 2 points3 points ago

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I bet he sells the corn baller too!

[–]ZeroBeast2 2 points3 points ago

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Where can I buy one of those (assuming you can)?

[–]Rantingbeerjello 2 points3 points ago

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So I guess I should expect to see this a comment reply 100x per day on Reddit now

[–]AtTheLeftThere 6 points7 points ago

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This guy was the kid who always won musical chairs in elementary school.

[–]DerpLogic 1 point2 points ago

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He will never have to call "Fives" again.

[–]kekekekekekekeke 1 point2 points ago

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hm. i kinda want one

[–]bistander 1 point2 points ago

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What is this dark magic!?

[–]cheshirecat76453 1 point2 points ago

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Aw! shit i blinked

[–]shoegazer666 1 point2 points ago

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This gif is older than the internet.

[–]themapleboy 1 point2 points ago

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Last time this was posted someone explained how you couldnt actually sit in the chair.

[–]Awful_Antagonist 1 point2 points ago

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This is a man who never loses at musical chairs.

[–]UhYaThatGuy 2 points3 points ago

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Also awesome in reverse.

[–]hyper4ctive 4 points5 points ago

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Worst. Transformer. Ever.

[–]Carl_Fucking_Sagan 2 points3 points ago

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[–]davidhero 1 point2 points ago

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Screw you, I would kill to transform into a fucking skyscraper

[–]RU_Pickman 1 point2 points ago

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They actual made this: It's from the movie"Big"

[–]smellycatjazz -1 points0 points ago

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not to mention is a transformer that keeps reposting itself all over reddit

[–]Drpepperman 2 points3 points ago

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Same thing I said as I deleted my facebook

[–]BakulaSelleck92 0 points1 point ago

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Hire this man!

[–]EpicGotRice 0 points1 point ago

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Hire this wizard!

[–]johnt1987 0 points1 point ago

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He will be back... they ALWAYS come back.

[–]hellonew 0 points1 point ago

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Source?

[–]francohab 0 points1 point ago

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Please someone edit a trollface on it.

[–]dromenon 0 points1 point ago

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The time of the jetsons is nigh!

[–]No_Y_Chromosome 0 points1 point ago

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For about .5 seconds I was pretty sure he was going to fuck that chair...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dude! I want that friggin chair.

[–]docblue 0 points1 point ago

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this was one of the first things i saw on reddit. i am still impressed

[–]desquibnt 0 points1 point ago

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FW: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE:

[–]observantone 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't you take a seat? ...wait a minute!

[–]blix797 0 points1 point ago

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The butterfly knife of chairs.

[–]Cickle_Funts 0 points1 point ago

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Oh hai 2008, good to see you again.

[–]zodiacs 0 points1 point ago

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Sweet chair flips.

[–]qwertymaster 0 points1 point ago

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I probably watched this 25 times as an effort to understand how this was done. Slow motion must happen...

[–]goolug 0 points1 point ago

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A Wall street broker inb4 the whole 99% thing.

[–]ErinCookie 0 points1 point ago

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This is the most epic thing I have seen all day!

[–]ShitBabyPiss 0 points1 point ago

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I can't even take in what I just saw...toooo early!

[–]bearandtherobot 0 points1 point ago

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Where the fuck can I get one of those, I am willing to send a blank check with my signature to whoever sells that for him to write ANY amount of money on.

[–]_Summerbreeze_ 0 points1 point ago

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I wish to have one while waiting in a row in store.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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TIL about butterfly knives chairs

[–]SeasonedDaily 0 points1 point ago

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That is soo cooooool

[–]Herborist 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I had that chair. I'd attend one of my classes, then randomly object to something emotionally, pick up my chair, then leave.

[–]lickwidforse 0 points1 point ago

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All these comments are off topic. Sigh

[–]dip-doodle 0 points1 point ago

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How well would that hold up in a bar fight?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I want to upvote this MORE!!

[–]GingerChild -1 points0 points ago

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HIS CHAIR IS AN AUTOBOT!

[–]jeremydavid2 -1 points0 points ago

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This reminds me the cartoon of Felix the cat from hannah barbara... He had a purse that it could be just about everything...

[–]ssshield -1 points0 points ago

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Shut up and take my monkey.