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[–]sadisticshane 117 points118 points ago

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That is clearly a bottle.

[–]mishnak 33 points34 points ago

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So transparent.

[–]Rice_Daddy 11 points12 points ago

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I saw right through it.

[–]sadisticshane -2 points-1 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]wanderingotaku 5 points6 points ago

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Clearly you're smart.

[–]noooodles -2 points-1 points ago

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What the fuck is up with shitty pun threads today? I've seen like 5 of them in the last few submissions I clicked. Do people really find these funny?

[–]protozerox 7 points8 points ago

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Stupid Google...

[–]JERKFACE9000 27 points28 points ago

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Cobra wine or liquor is a folk medicine/male enhancement concoction throughout southeast asia. Sometimes it also includes the blood of the snake and/or venom.

[–]doctorclockwork 11 points12 points ago

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Listen to this guy. He's from the asia.

[–]FlipConstantine 5 points6 points ago

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All of it?

[–]feistyfish 1 point2 points ago

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Just the bottom half

[–]Rusty_Shackleford54 7 points8 points ago

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i prefer 3 penis wine

[–]ReplaceSelect 0 points1 point ago

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[–]vvo 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Christerical 2 points3 points ago

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Male enhancement?

I'll take twenty.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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"Hello? I'll take eight!"

[–]JERKFACE9000 2 points3 points ago

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PROTIP: This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

[–]goofball_jones 2 points3 points ago

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Though I have a feeling that it could cause quite a few diseases.

[–]JERKFACE9000 0 points1 point ago

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My guess is that the booze is high enough proof to kill anything bottled up including salmonella. I hope. Sometimes the booze could be worse than the snake itself. Those of you that have tasted Mekong rice spirits before can attest to that.

[–]Disguising 2 points3 points ago

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and of course, what does the honeybadger have to eat for the next few weeks?

[–]lovethekush 1 point2 points ago

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oo i remember seeing so much of this stuff when i went to vietnam like 7 years back :O

[–]myztry 1 point2 points ago

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I find snake venom tastes slightly convulsive.

[–]SouthFresh 0 points1 point ago

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Whatever happened to when the word "folk" at worst described a guy wearing lederhosen whilst wielding an accordion?

[–]idknox 0 points1 point ago

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I tried a shot of it and puked instantly

[–]mrminty 16 points17 points ago

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Am I the only one who's flabbergasted about how they actually get the snake into the bottle?

[–]flawedless 16 points17 points ago

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I honestly have no idea and this is just conjecture, but I imagine with tongs and a dead snake.

[–]FlipConstantine 4 points5 points ago

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The snake has to be alive or it doesn't work.

[–]flawedless 1 point2 points ago

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How come, couldn't they just coil it in there?

[–]FlipConstantine 11 points12 points ago

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Nope. Chuck Testa.

[–]chockZ 7 points8 points ago

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...God Damn it...

[–]pomegranati 2 points3 points ago

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That's nothing. They can get the snake to hold onto a scorpion and another snake.

[–]yesradius 1 point2 points ago

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I like to imagine it being similar to a ship in a bottle... get it in there, 'open it up' with tiny tweezers

[–]nambio 0 points1 point ago

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Same way you get an egg into a bottle? Put in something on fire to create suction, put item on top of bottle, vacuum pulls it it.

[–]myztry 0 points1 point ago

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With fruits, they generally "cut" the bottle and rejoin. This can be done most simply by heating the glass in a line (eg. burning string) and then cooling it suddenly with cold (ice) water.

It's hard to see a line on these bottles though...

[–]digitalulz 10 points11 points ago

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My dad told me that when he lived in Soviet Russia and they started importing these liquors with snakes people were never sure what you were supposed to do with the snake. Were you supposed to throw it out , were you supposed to snack on it while drinking? They never figured that one out.

[–]drekthar 19 points20 points ago

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:( poor snakes.

[–]IcarusDrake 7 points8 points ago

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don't worry, it's dead by now

[–]dodso010 1 point2 points ago

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NOPE!

[–]King_Rafiki 5 points6 points ago

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I searched "Snake in a can" before I clicked your link and found this

[–]STUN_Runner 1 point2 points ago

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[–]opossumfink 0 points1 point ago

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Heh. My first thought as well.

[–]overtoke 10 points11 points ago

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sad

[–]WalkLikeAMan 5 points6 points ago

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Samuel L. Jackson would have something to say about this.

[–]askmax108 1 point2 points ago

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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

[–]ChickenFarmer 5 points6 points ago

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Ew, I drank one of those once in Vietnam.

I prefer beer...

[–]ladyduke[S] 3 points4 points ago

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how fucked up did you get?

[–]ChickenFarmer 6 points7 points ago

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Not at all, it was just a shot glass. I wouldn't want to get wasted on something like that!

[–]contextsdontmatter 4 points5 points ago

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chicken farmer a euphemism for prostitute in the sense that they both raise lots of cock.

[–]illeatyourheart 2 points3 points ago

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That stuff is soooo gnarly to drink.

NB: Don't get into a snake/scorpion-whisky drinking contest with a man from New Zealand in VIetnam. Beds were vomited in that night

[–]dannyr 3 points4 points ago

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I bought one of them in Nha Trang, Vietnam, earlier in the year and actually got it back through Customs into Australia. It was given as a gift to my dad, and I assume he's got it somewhere at home still...

[–]Rice_Daddy 2 points3 points ago

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Or, you know, it could be standing empty next to your parents bed.

[–]dannyr 0 points1 point ago

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Time for a trip to /r/EyeBleach for me then!

[–]Rice_Daddy 1 point2 points ago

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Fun fact: Did you know you parents probably had sex in order for you to be conceived? And you were probably unknowingly 'poked' by you dad? Time for a shower?

[–]Osiris02[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Considering I once existed in his balls and already travelled the length of his shaft... this is knowingly less disturbing.

[–]Rice_Daddy 0 points1 point ago

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Damn... now I'm on the phone with my therapist...

[–]ChickenFarmer 0 points1 point ago

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Congratulations for getting it through customs!

I only bought some fish sauce in Phu Quoc, and they confiscated it right at the airport out of our check in luggage, because they said it was "corrosive". They sell that crap right at the aiport though! I bet the security guys are in with the shop owners. Must be a great racket!

[–]ratherambiguous 2 points3 points ago

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My friend had some in Mui Ne in Vietnam too. Apparently they drown the snake in the booze and then stick it in the jar or bottle and wrap it in there so it looks pretty.

[–]NerdieHarlot 1 point2 points ago

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I have one of those in my kitchen from Vietnam. Surprised customs let it through.

[–]pomegranati 1 point2 points ago

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have you had snake blood vodka with the beating heart?

[–]ladyduke[S] 0 points1 point ago

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WTF?!?!

[–]masomlejn 0 points1 point ago

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Reference to Top Gear: Vietnam Special. I can't find it on Youtube though.

[–]psykiv 0 points1 point ago

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Same here. The bastards told me AFTER I had a shot. I was in a village next to the Mekong Delta. Really nice people there. It's quite strong.

[–]george-bob 8 points9 points ago

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some facts about snake wine:

its very popular in south east asia (laos, cambodia, vietnam, thailand, souther china, myammar, etc.)

the snakes are farmed

you drink it for health

women arent allowed to drink it

it tastes like paint stripper and death (not even joking, its rough)

[–]ladyduke[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm amazed that you know what paint stripper and death tastes like!

[–]george-bob 4 points5 points ago

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you know the smell of carcuss, that rotting stench which seems to infiltrate every pore in your body? its that, mixed with cheap, horrible rice wine.

on a side note, in hong kong they chop the gall bladder out of snakes while they are alive and add it to rice wine.

[–]ladyduke[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm also interested in the health benefits. I'm assuming the snake gall bladder in rice wine is for health too?

[–]george-bob 2 points3 points ago

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i believe so, the funny thing about chinese traditional medicines is they have literally no idea why things happen, they just have complete faith that they WILL work.

that said, throughout southern asia and india snakes have a long history of medicinal uses, so there might be something to it?

[–]lovethekush 1 point2 points ago

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a lot of traditional medicines work like that and it's amazing how they do! like i learned in my plants course last year about ginkgo and how it has a lot of health benefits but people still don't know the compounds in the plant that actually makes it so good for you! it's also like how people knew that yew trees have health benefits too but too much of it is poisonous..HOW DO THEY DO IT! oh wait, shamans got high and god showed them the way...

[–]george-bob 1 point2 points ago

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a lot of the best science was done with the assistance of an excess of psychotropic drugs: watson and crick solved the double helix whilst off their tits on acid!

[–]iheartrms 0 points1 point ago

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There are no health benefits. It's complete bullshit. If anything there are health risks. Alcohol/whiskey isn't exactly good for you and this stuff is bottled in very sketchy places with no health code.

[–]kabukistar 4 points5 points ago

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If you want to sleep tonight, don't do a search for "snake with foot".

[–]majinjohnny 2 points3 points ago

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oh gee thanks.

[–]hippie_hunter 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe they should stop adding lead and other heavy metals so shit like this doesn't happen.

[–]sna_fu_bar 2 points3 points ago

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How horrifying! Those are bottles; not cans!

[–]Kaerius 4 points5 points ago

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I have one of those bad boys on my desk at work. We often try and figure out how the fuck the snake gets in there, and then puffed out so beautifully.

[–]pomegranati 2 points3 points ago

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what's more fascinating is how they get the snake to hold on to a scorpion or another snake.

[–]marvelous_molester 4 points5 points ago

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I just went downstairs to take a picture of my bottle that has that. I got it in Beijing, you stole all my glory though, oh well, here's my bottle of shitty liquor with snakes and scorpions in it, oh god, please like me. These things are cheap as fuck and make great souvenirs

[–]masomlejn 0 points1 point ago

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I had a chance to taste something similar recently. I politely declined.

[–]ladyduke[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Cobra in a Bottle.

[–]DZ302 32 points33 points ago

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This kills the Cobra.

[–]Soyner 0 points1 point ago

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Search Cobra

[–]strikethree 0 points1 point ago

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I can think of worse ways to die...

[–]strikethree 0 points1 point ago

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I can think of worse ways to die...

[–]D8c0 1 point2 points ago

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Just how I like my tequila

[–]FredL2 1 point2 points ago

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THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN BOTTLED

[–]ladyduke[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for HP!

[–]jleonardbc 1 point2 points ago

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A friend who visited Laos brought back a bottle of cobra whiskey. It was putrid.

[–]plokijuhujiko 1 point2 points ago

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I used to think I was hardcore for eating the worm when I bought the last shot from a bottle of Mezcal. Thanks for setting me straight on that score India.

[–]talltree1971 1 point2 points ago

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Get down from there, silly bottle- you're not a can!

[–]Schamus 1 point2 points ago

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I HAVE ONE OF THESE! My friend went to Vietnam and other Asian Pacific countries and somewhere he found a village where all they do is sell these. Not only is it a snake in a bottle...but it's full of whiskey. Whiskey that people drink. I'm dead afraid to for fear of venom (which reddit taught me my stomach can digest). I have a snake one and a scorpion one...and they're both still full of whiskey. Some day.

[–]KravenLupei 1 point2 points ago

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I actually have a bottle similar to this. It's grain alcohol with a cobra in it that has a scorpion in it's mouth.

It's from Thailand. I've been waiting for a special occasion for a shot.

Something like this, not taking a picture right before bed.

[–]ryanspeck 1 point2 points ago

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So that's how they make Budweiser's malt liquor brand, King Cobra. No wonder that shit was $1.09 per 32 oz.

[–]TI-83 1 point2 points ago

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Assuming that is a standard 750 mL, they're trying to screw you out of precious booze. Displacement and all.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I got one of those from a friend who visited Vietnam. They cost about 75 cents a bottle.

[–]bitterorca 8 points9 points ago

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Jesus, can I get that without the snake?

[–]warbastard 1 point2 points ago

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I heard a story where one of the snakes in the bottle wasn't dead because there was enough air left in the bottle and when the guy in China opened it the snake bit him on the lip.

[–]elitemrp 7 points8 points ago

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I heard that too. I also heard he passed out from the bite and when he awoke he was in a tub filled with ice and his kidneys were missing. Then I heard he had a craving for pop rocks so he ate a bag and downed a bottle of soda and his stomach exploded. Sucks to be him!

[–]DanParts 4 points5 points ago

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I heard the same story. Except the guy's stomach just expanded into the cavity where his kidney used to be and he was fine.

[–]PenguinOfMetal 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, this is common in Mexico. You can find hundreds of street vendors selling these all along the highway in a place called Tequila (The liquor is named after the town's name).

[–]frijole007 0 points1 point ago

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Death in a bottle.

[–]CrimsonEmperor19 0 points1 point ago

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I guess this one is from Vietnam...

[–]nihilite 0 points1 point ago

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Where's your messiah now, eh?

[–]ColourInks 0 points1 point ago

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they finally restocked the Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake I see.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I had a sip of this stuff in Japan. It wasn't a cobra, it was another type of the snake. Nevertheless, that shit was STRONG. Not for me.

[–]mwada1 0 points1 point ago

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Are you talking about Habu Sake?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, habushu, found primarily in Okinawa. Also, by strong I meant the flavor. I have no idea about the alcohol content.

[–]M4xOrZ 0 points1 point ago

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I have one of those in my room...

[–]palpebral 0 points1 point ago

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Snakewine. My buddy had some from Cambodia that had a cobra with a scorpion in its mouth.

[–]district9 0 points1 point ago

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Kind of like habu sake - I have a bottle I am saving for the right occasion... Which is what, you ask? I ask for your suggestions...

[–]bmoss234 0 points1 point ago

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Also there is Habu Sake

[–]DanParts 0 points1 point ago

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Damn snake oil salesmen.

[–]shoopdedoop 0 points1 point ago

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I have one of these. No idea where I got it...

[–]Fiann100 0 points1 point ago

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This should have been labelled as 'Soon'.

[–]brat1 0 points1 point ago

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where can i buy one hahah

[–]cardedagain 0 points1 point ago

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one of my homeboys used to have one of these types of bottles/drinks.

[–]mlbbman 0 points1 point ago

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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[–]hippie_hunter 0 points1 point ago

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Introducing snake wine: the manliest drink on earth.

[–]a_leprechaun 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]flyingfox12 0 points1 point ago

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Lao-Lao is the liquor inside and I can tell you it is strong. In Luang Prabang in Laos there was a guy who sold this stuff by the Mekong river but not in bottles instead he would give you a glass for about 70 cents of at least 70% alcohol. This stuff would come from a water cooler sized glass jar filled with snakes (probably 40-50 inside). Lets just say once I met that guy the rest of the night was crazy.

[–]tangoing 0 points1 point ago

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Was I the only one whose first thought was "why were you googling 'snake in a can?'"

[–]ladyduke[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I was talking about that old prank with some friends.

[–]iheartrms 0 points1 point ago

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I have purchased some of this stuff for relatives in the US while on my many business trips to Vietnam. Weird/crazy gift. Always deathly afraid of the bottle breaking in the suitcase. I have seen it in Tijuana too but in a big jug in a restaurant for drinking (I know because someone ordered it and they brought the big jug out), not in individual bottles like this. Yes, I've seen some wild shit.

[–]LastStickOfDynamite 0 points1 point ago

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At least they're upfront about their snake oil in SE Asia. In America we brand it and market it as power bracelets.

[–]urmyheartBeatStopR 0 points1 point ago

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Vietnamese have those, it's cobra wine! Zimmerman, that one fat dude, show case this during the Vietnam episode. He didn't drink it though because he's was an alcoholic.

[–]shanbrosal 0 points1 point ago

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I've drank that, twice. Never again.

[–]HeyLisn 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like it might be snake soju, which is a tradition among older Koreans: Hunt and capture a snake, put it in a bottle of Soju (Korean booze, tastes roughly like watered down vodka), wait 10-20 years, drink.

[–]mdh91 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sick of these monkey fightin' snakes in this Monday to Friday wine.

[–]leadoffamoped 0 points1 point ago

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[–]vixtt 0 points1 point ago

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errr, how did they get the snake in the bottle?

[–]swartz77 0 points1 point ago

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Habu Sake

[–]ifihadasister 0 points1 point ago

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The thumbnail made me think it was drowned hamsters on top of cfls.

[–]jock724 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]givequicheachance 2 points3 points ago

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Chuck Testa Chuck Testa Chuck Testa