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[–]ScottCarmichael 5 points6 points ago

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[–]badhairguy 7 points8 points ago

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Chuck Norris is a fundie retard.

[–]Uncle-Mike 1 point2 points ago

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Chuck Norris will write that on your grave.

[–]Costi10[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Good one .

[–]LuridTeaParty 1 point2 points ago

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Anybody recall Conan O'Brian's random Chuck Norris scene lever gag?

[–]westcor 0 points1 point ago

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I miss the Walker lever

[–]Costi10[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Yes , Neo is the one , the one after Chuck Norris .

[–]tinktiza 1 point2 points ago

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FAKE. the kid lived

[–]Heroshade 1 point2 points ago

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I really hope Chuck Norris dies in some bitch fashion.

[–]Turtlewithashotgun 0 points1 point ago

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This is a little off topic, but here is a link of chuck on a jet pack.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/esagalyn/walker-texas-ranger-uses-a-jet-pack-13rn

[–]LumpySpacePrincess14 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me or is that kid WAY overreacting when he gets hit?

[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 0 points1 point ago

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He's lucky he's still breathing.

[–]canipaybycheck -1 points0 points ago

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he doesn't sleep. he waits.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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He is still the greatest meme on the internet.

[–]Nilbogsfinest -1 points0 points ago

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I can't stop watching this awesomeness.

[–]EasterTroll -1 points0 points ago

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He was going to shuryouken that at his face, but he didn't get his good night wait.