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So, how many of you recognize this couch? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]greycubed 1821 points1822 points ago

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Looks just like an office where I picked my sister up from an interview...

Weird.

[–]potatoBacon 862 points863 points ago

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That's the couch where dreams die.

[–]GonnaStickItInYou 589 points590 points ago

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And the couch where stiff reality gets stuffed back into you.

[–]Joltex 404 points405 points ago

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You might say that she got a little cocky during the interview.

[–]haveaniceday42 391 points392 points ago

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but she definitely nailed it

[–]admiralbacon 698 points699 points ago

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He had sex with her.

[–]cartermnyc 145 points146 points ago

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this one actually made me laugh out loud.

[–]jackskidney 72 points73 points ago

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Good job assholes, you just made me spit toothpaste all over my laptop.

[–]luzfero 235 points236 points ago

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right ....toothpaste

[–]Nidies 15 points16 points ago

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If it's really toothpaste, let's see you start brushing with it. ಠ_ಠ

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        [–]k2times 128 points129 points ago

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        Then again, the interviewer was kind of a prick.

        [–]Slippyy 106 points107 points ago

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        I know, my friend told me he can get really testy.

        [–]kohilas1 76 points77 points ago

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        Your friend also told me he could be really anal during the interview.

        [–]aceair 35 points36 points ago

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        It's because it's all been really hard-on him.

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              [–]allgameplaya 68 points69 points ago

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              But other dreams are made.

              [–]apatchyindian 129 points130 points ago

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              Primarily wet ones.

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                [–]AlchemyAlice 381 points382 points ago

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                Listen, I'm a, uh, aspiring actress, and I was just auditioning for a role... I don't normally do stuff like this. I'm just trying to put myself through medical school.

                DON'T JUDGE ME!!

                [–]ifuckzombies 230 points231 points ago

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                To be fair, the guy DID distribute the audition video. Just not to producers.

                [–]BreSput 39 points40 points ago

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                I am a casual produce of porn. Mostly amateur point-of-view stuff. I tend to work with a select group of actors though.

                [–]fenwaygnome 104 points105 points ago

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                So, lettuce or tomato?

                [–]CraigChrist 54 points55 points ago

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                He said casual, naturally implying kale

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                      [–]vdirequest 223 points224 points ago

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                      Some actresses are born to greatness, others have it thrust into them.

                      [–]flaminghito 23 points24 points ago

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                      what kind of medical school does an alchemist go to? >>

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                      [–]cassiopeia001 25 points26 points ago

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                      Hogwarts.

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                          [–]bigroblee 512 points513 points ago

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                          I recognize it from another post a few months back that used the same image.

                          [–]Primeribsteak 19 points20 points ago

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                          Welcome to reddit. You've finally been here long enough to realize that you're living internet deja vu.

                          [–]dik-dik 169 points170 points ago

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                          This one? http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/jrzm1/ladies_youve_been_warned/

                          [–]bigroblee 113 points114 points ago

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                          Nope, another one. :)

                          [–]wub_wub 188 points189 points ago

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                          http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/hs5pl/its_a_trap/

                          [–]sklrs 155 points156 points ago

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                          Yeah, that's the one that gets reposted every month ...

                          [–]elementus 27 points28 points ago

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                          Oh yeah. That was in the proof in Zach Braff's AMA right?

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                            [–]homebrewtj 46 points47 points ago

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                            Looks like my office!

                            [–]creepingdeathv2 4 points5 points ago

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                            yeah ... my office also has the same couch! goddammit am i so outta fashion?!

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                              [–]realnewfieguy 862 points863 points ago

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                              Even though it's a jpg i was still expecting something to happen

                              [–]walgman 471 points472 points ago

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                              I waited 30 seconds for his weird belly button to appear.

                              [–]doucheplayer 202 points203 points ago

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                              duuuuuuuuuuude, that belly button gives me nightmares.

                              [–]KingofCandlesticks 3 points4 points ago

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                              So how many of you recognize this belly button?

                              [–]doucheplayer 9 points10 points ago

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                              NOPE

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                                  [–]Dunking_On_Dexter 43 points44 points ago

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                                  That belly button is quite off putting...

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                                    [–]rockerode 17 points18 points ago

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                                    Something did, just gotta wait a while.

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                                      [–][deleted] 620 points621 points ago

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                                      I laughed and then I felt gross.

                                      [–]walgman 204 points205 points ago

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                                      That goes with age.

                                      [–]ChooserofParagon 146 points147 points ago

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                                      Like how scotch tasted the first time...and now it's like water.

                                      [–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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                                      Really? It was the opposite for me. Delightful at first, and now it makes me gag.

                                      [–]Harold76 150 points151 points ago

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                                      That's what she said.

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                                          [–]cuzimangie 10 points11 points ago

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                                          The laughing part or the feeling gross part?

                                          [–]walgman 26 points27 points ago

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                                          The gross part. Waking up with an obvious bloke in Thailand stripped away my last vestiges of decency.

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                                              [–]jredbone 58 points59 points ago

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                                              That's where the magic happens.

                                              [–]phelure 18 points19 points ago

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                                              Is it in the Gothic Castle?

                                              [–]jredbone 15 points16 points ago

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                                              Yes, the one that smells of farts and lube.

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                                                [–]otownfreak 149 points150 points ago

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                                                would hate to run a blacklight over that

                                                [–]ululu 273 points274 points ago

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                                                its a 2 in 1 couch

                                                [–]StevenTx74 6 points7 points ago

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                                                I think it would look like any other white couch.

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                                                  [–]Sanitize_Everything 187 points188 points ago

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                                                  He told me he would make me a STAR!

                                                  [–]knowone572 58 points59 points ago

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                                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B32JKroPf7o

                                                  [–]Sanitize_Everything 12 points13 points ago

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                                                  It's like déjà vu, over and over again.

                                                  [–]Hell_Puppy 29 points30 points ago

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                                                  What does that "déjà vu" thing mean? I can't shake the feeling that I've read that somewhere before.

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                                                    [–]g0wr0n 483 points484 points ago

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                                                    Totally thought of this other NSFW couch : GIF

                                                    [–]GoodMusicTaste 226 points227 points ago

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                                                    What.

                                                    [–]Short_stuff 94 points95 points ago

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                                                    Oh, Frank.

                                                    [–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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                                                    I love how he's always wearing dress shoes.

                                                    [–]616eyz 45 points46 points ago

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                                                    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference. This kind of thing is quite normal for that show.

                                                    [–]lutheranian 13 points14 points ago

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                                                    Danny Devito. Need I say more?

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                                                      [–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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                                                      I just had the most unusual reaction to this... ಠ_ಠ

                                                      [–][deleted] 51 points52 points ago

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                                                      Arousal?

                                                      [–]enjoytheshow 68 points69 points ago

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                                                      I thought he said unusual.

                                                      [–]Anonypus 5 points6 points ago

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                                                      I have the weirdest boner right now

                                                      [–]famikon 4 points5 points ago

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                                                      The weirdest boner?

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                                                          [–]knowone572 284 points285 points ago

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                                                          looks like an auditions-type couch to me; perhaps for relaxed, informal interviews of some kind?

                                                          [–]Azurphax 46 points47 points ago

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                                                          Not enough inspiration posters! Like that would fool anyone. Clearly a therapist's couch

                                                          [–]elementus 154 points155 points ago

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                                                          Maybe even an analrapist's couch.

                                                          [–]penguin_rapist 10 points11 points ago

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                                                          It's my couch

                                                          [–]bryanisfly 22 points23 points ago

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                                                          Awww! A therapist for penguins! That's so adorable!

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                                                            [–]tsrocks48 24 points25 points ago

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                                                            Well, I do believe a therapist will be involved at some point.

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                                                                [–]gotoitsi 180 points181 points ago

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                                                                Looks like my Dads office. Why?

                                                                [–]LowerThoseEyebrows 60 points61 points ago

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                                                                You know those nights when your dad's working late? Yeah he wasn't going over his accounts.

                                                                [–]ericdano 46 points47 points ago

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                                                                Actually, in a way, he was "going" over his accounts

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                                                                    [–]CdnDude 107 points108 points ago

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                                                                    I saw this photoshop of sad keanu on the couch saying "There wasn't a audition?"

                                                                    [–]mr18inches 73 points74 points ago*

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                                                                    holy shit I laughed so hard when I read this

                                                                    EDIT: For your viewing pleasure: http://i.imgur.com/neVmH.jpg

                                                                    [–]SproutandtheBean 27 points28 points ago

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                                                                    Best I could find.

                                                                    [–]L4MB 12 points13 points ago

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                                                                    What, 44 minutes and nobody posted it? I'm disappointed in you, reddit.

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                                                                      [–]choppan 61 points62 points ago

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                                                                      slowly raises hand

                                                                      [–]muok 538 points539 points ago

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                                                                      Isn't that Anderson Coopers office?

                                                                      [–]Scary_The_Clown 156 points157 points ago

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                                                                      Is there an award for weaving together multiple memes?

                                                                      [–]GonnaStickItInYou 231 points232 points ago

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                                                                      No.

                                                                      [–]Arminas 198 points199 points ago

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                                                                      Chuck Testa.

                                                                      [–]itisnotfunnyanymore 263 points264 points ago

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                                                                      No.

                                                                      [–]ydftf 93 points94 points ago

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                                                                      Zero on the final.

                                                                      [–]rockymountainoysters 79 points80 points ago

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                                                                      Isn't there... anything we could do about my grade?

                                                                      [–]DeletedComment 15 points16 points ago

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                                                                      No number for jakucha

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                                                                                  [–]LastStickOfDynamite 154 points155 points ago

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                                                                                  Couch fishing http://i.imgur.com/Tc1uy.jpg

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                                                                                    [–]roderico123 101 points102 points ago

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                                                                                    i am sitting on that couch right now

                                                                                    [–]Earthbounds 71 points72 points ago

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                                                                                    Dear god run!!!

                                                                                    [–]Chapster 157 points158 points ago

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                                                                                    And miss out on the opportunity to make between 1000 to 5000 bucks a day? As if!

                                                                                    [–]thang1thang2 19 points20 points ago

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                                                                                    euros

                                                                                    Even better.

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                                                                                        [–]moga_sgd 77 points78 points ago

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                                                                                        I couldn't quite place it at first, but then I bent over my computer desk, ass-up with my skirt pulled over my tits and...BINGO!

                                                                                        [–]nestea69 66 points67 points ago

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                                                                                        Say more things , your story fascinates me

                                                                                        [–]DrPhilly 44 points45 points ago

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                                                                                        The worst part is that you're a guy.

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                                                                                          [–]InvaderSM 375 points376 points ago

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                                                                                          The Wadsworth constant: You recognize this couch?

                                                                                          [–]spoonsandswords 99 points100 points ago

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                                                                                          that constant is still holding true.

                                                                                          [–]mjohniii 76 points77 points ago

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                                                                                          Still holding true. Gentlemen, we may have stumbled upon a universal law.

                                                                                          [–]spoonsandswords 59 points60 points ago

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                                                                                          Gentlemen, we may have stumbled upon a universal law.

                                                                                          have stumbled upon a universal law.

                                                                                          [–]Silvard 15 points16 points ago

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                                                                                          A universal law.

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                                                                                                [–]cerealghost 57 points58 points ago

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                                                                                                No... should I?

                                                                                                [–]townshend445 35 points36 points ago

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                                                                                                It's where all the videos take place for a popular video series called "Back Room Casting Couch". I think you know what would happen there.

                                                                                                [–]thezompus 23 points24 points ago

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                                                                                                He fixes the cable?

                                                                                                [–]MaidenLane 8 points9 points ago

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                                                                                                Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

                                                                                                [–]IMasturbateToMyself 14 points15 points ago

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                                                                                                They play Scrabble, right?

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                                                                                                  [–]curset 42 points43 points ago

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                                                                                                  IAMA request: Someone who's been on this couch!

                                                                                                  [–]NachosAu 353 points354 points ago

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                                                                                                  NSFW http://efukt.com/20879_Did_I_Just_Do_Anal?_IDK.html NSFW

                                                                                                  [–]jimtracysmyhomeboy 304 points305 points ago

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                                                                                                  What the fuck site did I just get introduced to? I just watched a hooker give a guy a bj and crap her pants. Why did I click that link out of all of them, what's wrong with me?

                                                                                                  [–]nautika 545 points546 points ago

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                                                                                                  well saved me from clicking that link

                                                                                                  [–]jooes 72 points73 points ago*

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                                                                                                  The link there is safe. Most of the stuff on that site is... umm, "safe"... But there is definitely a fairly large part of there that's full of fucked up shit.

                                                                                                  All that being said, my personal favorite from that site: http://efukt.com/20918_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars.html

                                                                                                  NSFW, obviously. But as far as weird porn goes (or even just normal porn), it's pretty tame.

                                                                                                  [–]TheShitOfABat 66 points67 points ago

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                                                                                                  It's a bunny dancing with a kitten. Man up.

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                                                                                                  Turns out this was a lie.

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                                                                                                    [–]Neon401 133 points134 points ago

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                                                                                                    Welcome to efukt. You can leave your soul at the door.

                                                                                                    [–]VideoJanitor 59 points60 points ago

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                                                                                                    Your reply is like the guy who got his arm blown off in the beginning of Saving Private Ryan. You're just picking up your arm and you don't even know what to do. Panic mode has set in.

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                                                                                                    efukt is pretty much the best site ever. Desensitization at it's finest.

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                                                                                                      [–]boostedvolvo 52 points53 points ago

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                                                                                                      oh my god, I haven't reached the end of the internet!!

                                                                                                      [–]Scallywagger 54 points55 points ago

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                                                                                                      What the fuck is wrong with his belly button?

                                                                                                      [–]EwokMan 27 points28 points ago

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                                                                                                      this one is hilarious http://efukt.com/20909_Sex_On_The_Beach_FAIL.html

                                                                                                      [–]Excentinel 4 points5 points ago

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                                                                                                      The music makes go from about a 4 to an 11.

                                                                                                      [–]GundamWang 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                                                      The slo-mo head-roll from side to side as he enters, like a lion shaking out some blood from its mane, was spectacular.

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                                                                                                        [–]onionsticks 71 points72 points ago

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                                                                                                        This is probably the best thing I have ever seen on reddit. My god.

                                                                                                        [–]FrontlineFodder 27 points28 points ago

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                                                                                                        Wait you guys hadn't ever seen efukt? By clicking that link, you have erased all good deeds you have ever done or will ever do. If you believe in any sort of afterlife, you can forget about it. The deity you pray too will never let you in now.

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                                                                                                          [–]Mr_Titicaca 15 points16 points ago

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                                                                                                          ...And back to school she goes.

                                                                                                          [–]refugee 16 points17 points ago

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                                                                                                          dear god...

                                                                                                          I feel dirty

                                                                                                          [–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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                                                                                                          The worst thing about this is that I think I know this girl irl.

                                                                                                          [–]argleblarg 11 points12 points ago

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                                                                                                          That made me really sad - particularly at the end. How terrible. :(

                                                                                                          [–]dietotaku 15 points16 points ago

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                                                                                                          yeah, i started out laughing at her - like how the fuck can you think masturbation is gross but want to be a pornstar? but the look on her face while he's fucking her ass was just... augh. she was hurting. i don't know if she actually knew it was in her ass and just didn't want to think about it, but she definitely wasn't enjoying it and just wanted it to be over. and the end was just awful. does this guy not ask girls why they want to be pornstars, or if they've even watched porn before and know what to expect? i mean i guess i shouldn't expect a whole lot of integrity from a guy like this, but i would still think that he would at least want to recruit girls who actually enjoy sex.

                                                                                                          [–]Khiva 17 points18 points ago*

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                                                                                                          Yeah, I'm pretty sure that when this was posted last time it was pretty well established that this is all made up. Slow down and think about this for a second:

                                                                                                          • Do you really think that someone would not be entirely aware of the kind of sex that they're having? The list of what you can and can't do in porn is, I'm sure, well worked out beforehand to avoid any kind of "oops" moments and deviating from that can get you into serious legal liability. Or is it more likely that a porn company realizes that there is a market out there for people who get off on the whole "spoiled innocence" angle to porn?

                                                                                                          • More to the point, does it really seem credible that the same porn company manages to find the same kind of "I'm incredibly naive about everything but I suddenly want to be a porn star" girls?

                                                                                                          Edit: Evidence. "The whole thing is scripted."

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                                                                                                              [–]victore992 34 points35 points ago

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                                                                                                              I thought it was maybe from the Office, judging from the comments I'm obviously missing something.

                                                                                                              [–]amwaa 83 points84 points ago

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                                                                                                              It's a trap!

                                                                                                              [–]AllDesperadoStation 30 points31 points ago

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                                                                                                              That couch put me on the road to making one to five thousand dollars a day.

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                                                                                                              They're not actually tricking anyone in those interviews. Otherwise it would be illegal. http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010/10/despite_what_you_may_have_hear.php

                                                                                                              [–]SpaceWorld 10 points11 points ago

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                                                                                                              What? The pornman lied to me? It can't be!

                                                                                                              [–]nerfdude 20 points21 points ago

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                                                                                                              there are people who take porno at face value?

                                                                                                              [–]TuctDape 8 points9 points ago

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                                                                                                              Next you'll tell me that all those other guys aren't really delivery men.

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                                                                                                                [–]Presii 196 points197 points ago

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                                                                                                                THIS MAN IS A PHONY. A BIG FAT PHONY.

                                                                                                                [–]bigfatphonyguy 349 points350 points ago

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                                                                                                                HEY! Thats my job!

                                                                                                                [–]Bored_At_Night 24 points25 points ago

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                                                                                                                So you're saying he's a phony?

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                                                                                                                    Let's preface it by saying I'm a girl who loves porn, but it's fucking creepy how the draw for many guys to this series is the fantasy that these girls got tricked into it.

                                                                                                                    [–]WinterInJapan 94 points95 points ago*

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                                                                                                                    Doesn't get it.

                                                                                                                    Checks comments only to realize they watch very specific types of porn.

                                                                                                                    Edit: To elaborate, tryouts.

                                                                                                                    [–]durants 61 points62 points ago

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                                                                                                                    Oh so it's a couch used in porn? Had to search half of the entire comment thread to finally get some semblance of an explanation sigh

                                                                                                                    [–]myrmecophilous 11 points12 points ago

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                                                                                                                    it's a couch used for porn films where an amateur comes in expecting to interview to be cast in subsequent porns. They're told they could make 1-5k per day and then directed to get naked and before long they're blowing, having sex, and often doing anal with the guy conducting the interview, who is filming all of this 'to show to producers'. It says in the opening shots though that he's not a real casting director, so basically these women just got fooled into fucking this guy on camera for nothing. Presumably, if things really are playing out the way they appear, somewhere along the way he gets them to sign a release too.

                                                                                                                    [–]rikkirachel 3 points4 points ago

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                                                                                                                    Me too. I feel like such a prude, haha!

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                                                                                                                      [–]EdirolPancake 43 points44 points ago

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                                                                                                                      very specific? you mean all of it?

                                                                                                                      this particular porn series is very popular and all over all of the free streaming sites. it's hard to miss.

                                                                                                                      you must be a strange boy not to know about it... ;)

                                                                                                                      [–]EntForgotHisPassword 36 points37 points ago

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                                                                                                                      TIL that I'm very strange...

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                                                                                                                        [–]JewStyleKungfu 4 points5 points ago

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                                                                                                                        I'm halfway down the comment thread and you've been upvoted so much that you're the first semblance of meaning I've reached. Thanks for enlightening me.

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                                                                                                                          [–]s4lt3d 26 points27 points ago

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                                                                                                                          I think I found it! Is that a rental sofa? It looks a little used...

                                                                                                                          http://officemachinerental.com/sofas.htm

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                                                                                                                          Lets just say I will rather sit on the floor than lease any black leather couches from now on.

                                                                                                                          [–]Hank_fight_Hank 58 points59 points ago

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                                                                                                                          I got a hard-on when I clicked that picture link. I guess a case can be made for Pavlov's (Frothing) Penis.

                                                                                                                          ...and I think I just stumbled on the band name of the century.

                                                                                                                          [–]calantorntain 22 points23 points ago

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                                                                                                                          Yeah, looks like the couch we named Comphy Couch. Before reading the comments, I thought the OP meant, "does anyone else own this couch?"

                                                                                                                          [–]railmaniac 5 points6 points ago

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                                                                                                                          "Bring out the comfy couch!"

                                                                                                                          [–]drevans18 6 points7 points ago

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                                                                                                                          What is the point of that couch? How do you even get to it?

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                                                                                                                          I don't know, but it looks safe.

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                                                                                                                              [–]Upvote_every_cat 38 points39 points ago

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                                                                                                                              Was about to pull out my junk. Realized this is just a picture. A habit at it's finest -_-

                                                                                                                              [–]TheTrevLife 6 points7 points ago

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                                                                                                                              Fuck. I recognized it from the thumbnail. Jesus Christ, what's wrong with me?

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                                                                                                                              [–]CerpinTaxes 22 points23 points ago

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                                                                                                                              I have no idea what you're talking about, I've never seen that couch before in my life. Prove that I've seen it before, you don't have any evidence. ಠ_ಠ

                                                                                                                              [–]skell80r33 39 points40 points ago

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                                                                                                                              This one http://i.imgur.com/8whb9.jpg

                                                                                                                              [–]Scallywagger 30 points31 points ago

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                                                                                                                              Yeah, it's from Backroom Casting Couch. I'm a fucking pervert.

                                                                                                                              [–]TheCannon 17 points18 points ago

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                                                                                                                              Sex comes to mind.

                                                                                                                              [–]doobry 12 points13 points ago

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                                                                                                                              "If you want to make one thousand to five thousand dollars a day..."

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                                                                                                                              [–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

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                                                                                                                              Lol, you really think they don't know they are doing a porno when they get there?

                                                                                                                              [–]bacon_cake 58 points59 points ago

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                                                                                                                              You're ruining the magic! lalalalalalal icanthearyou lalalalala

                                                                                                                              [–]Icanthearyoulalala 28 points29 points ago

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                                                                                                                              Yes?

                                                                                                                              [–]dmanbiker 13 points14 points ago

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                                                                                                                              I know the scenarios are fake, but they do a really good job of making it seem totally real. Some of the girls they get act well to fit the role of the show and make it seem more real.

                                                                                                                              I applaud their setup.

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                                                                                                                                [–]Collegenoob 27 points28 points ago

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                                                                                                                                Is it bad if I never watch the videos but know it only because reddit thinks this is some inside joke and brings it up all the time?

                                                                                                                                [–]CombustibLemon 11 points12 points ago

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                                                                                                                                He bought that sofa at Target or something, right?

                                                                                                                                [–]iamnotfromtexas90 4 points5 points ago

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                                                                                                                                can someone explain the joke?

                                                                                                                                [–]k4713k 4 points5 points ago

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                                                                                                                                I really wish I didn't recognize that couch.

                                                                                                                                [–]iamverificationimage 11 points12 points ago

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                                                                                                                                I feel so ashamed that I know where it's from.

                                                                                                                                [–]synchronity 21 points22 points ago

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                                                                                                                                Buzz Killington alert:

                                                                                                                                The "this is an interview" shit is a gimmick. Those girls know that they are doing porn and are getting payed, the site just plays on our fetishism of tricking girls into having sex for free.

                                                                                                                                [–]Krantarin 9 points10 points ago

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                                                                                                                                That actually is really heartening.

                                                                                                                                [–]megselphie 10 points11 points ago

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                                                                                                                                What? You mean BangBus isn't real either?!?!

                                                                                                                                [–]hasavagina 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                                                                                Pretty sure we all know this :)

                                                                                                                                [–]LeadOn 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                                                                                Riiiight... Next, you're going to try to tell me that those are fake plumbers too.

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                                                                                                                                  [–]FourDimes 3 points4 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  There's always money in The Banana Stand.

                                                                                                                                  [–]elcad 3 points4 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  This one? NSFW

                                                                                                                                  [–]ballstein 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  I do. I had a casting session there last week, but didn't get the job.

                                                                                                                                  [–]VoidVer 3 points4 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  IAMA request, the guy on that porn series.

                                                                                                                                  [–]icky_boo 9 points10 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  Oooh, Reminds me I have a casting call tomorrow

                                                                                                                                  [–]staxringold 8 points9 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  Hahaha, took about 2 seconds.

                                                                                                                                  I need a girlfriend.

                                                                                                                                  [–]Vinura 28 points29 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  That couch gets laid more than me. So if it got laid once that would be more than me.

                                                                                                                                  [–]RoofToilet87 8 points9 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  I never did get that job

                                                                                                                                  [–]darkraichu55 6 points7 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  Nope. Am I porning wrong?

                                                                                                                                  [–]nickym06 6 points7 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  This looks like the set from one of favorite reality shows. It's all about the audition process. Quite fascinating really.

                                                                                                                                  [–]Aethelstan 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  'fraid not.

                                                                                                                                  [–]relax_im_here 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  I recognized it from an old post about the same joke...

                                                                                                                                  [–]jtron9k 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  Proudly raises hand.

                                                                                                                                  [–]AridDecay 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  Backroom casting couch.. sigh I'm a horrible person...

                                                                                                                                  [–]cinemafest 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  ITS A TRAP!

                                                                                                                                  [–]Jester4theKing 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  ....But there is no job

                                                                                                                                  [–]0b4m4 2 points3 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  I got a boner from this couch... wtf.

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