This happened to me last night...

vidiphoto · 11 months

Seems like a good excuse to buy the cute girl some flowers.

Ikimasen · 11 months

Girls always get hurt when they insist on wrestling, you start out trying to be careful, they take that shit to the next level, so you step it up and they end up getting hurt. Who hasn't been kneed in the nose, applied a little more pressure, and heard "Ow, ow, ow, ow, stop!" followed by a penguin moment.

Concussion, though, that is sort of a step up.

electricdynamite · 11 months

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET CARLA?!

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!

Aende · 11 months

9 out of every 10 tickle matches end in sex. This has remained a constant throughout the course of human history.

sonnyjay · 11 months

|Play wrestle with cute girl. Accidentally poke her with your boner.

FTFY.

Grape-ist · 11 months

In my experience, this is more Likely.

http://i.imgur.com/rMzvY.jpg

MrLocationUnknown · 11 months

Wrestle with cute girl

Ly on the ground to cover erection

ferrariletigre · 11 months

Play wrestle. Get boner. Make sure she feels it.

JackTheBongRipper · 11 months

I did something like this. We were playing around on the bed and i pretended to cover her face with a pillow and suffocate her (wasn't going to, both were laughing as it was happening) but i slammed her head into a window frame. Still got laid

wheatfields · 11 months

Sorry this NOT an Awkward Penguin moment. Awkward Penguin would never be able to even be in a situation where he wrestles a cute girl.

I think it would go more like this: AWKWARD PENGUIN: "Has chance to wrestle with cute girl" <0) /} ( __> L "Gets too nervous, runs over and wrestles fat guy instead."

Shocking · 11 months

Wrestle with a cute girl. Give her a concussion with your massive erection cause you're 34 and this is the closest you've ever got to 1st base.

ryobiguy · 11 months

Clever how you say it "happened to me" instead of "I did this."

alexthesock · 11 months

Play fight over riding shotgun in the car.

Accidentally slam her finger in the car door.

bitterorca · 11 months

Go to camp.

Play capture the flag on first night.

Tackle girl by accident.

Girl goes to hospital.

Most hated kid all summer.

Forever alone.

[deleted] · 11 months

Happens to me all the time, they just run into my fist.

ForwardTwo · 11 months

"Oh fuck."

I got up, and looked at her- She was slumped on the floor, completely knocked out. I had just dropped a gigantic brick in my pants, freaking out over the fact that maybe she was dead.

But humorously enough, she was snoring through some type of brain dead sleep. I let out a sigh of relief, she was still alive. I didn't know what to do, do I call for help? What do I say? I was panicking already; I didn't even know how she was doing.

Then it hit me what to do. It was as if the idea smashed through my mind and left me in millions of tiny fragments: It was time for some payback. That wench thought she was winning the wrestling match? Nope, not in my neighborhood.

I slowly started humming that tune from the game "Mortal Kombat", It was ingrained in my memory as the song of victory. I picked her up, humming it even louder now, and spun around towards the window. I was now screaming the song, screaming it so loud that Kratos himself had to cut out his own eardrums. I lifter her over my head, screamed

"FINISH HER" and then proceeded to throw her out the window while doing a caged monkey yell.

I tried to tell this all to my attorney, but he just kind of gave me this big depressed face. I guess now I can karma whore the whole thing and play it off like I just knocked her out by accident though. Even though I'm in prison for extreme physical assault, at-least Reddit still loves me.

CamouflageDave · 11 months

When I was younger I accidentally side kicked a cute girl in the stomach. She vommed and now I am an amateur Muay Thai regional champion

MisterGoat · 11 months

Sparring with girlfriend first time. Almost dislocate her leg by accident.

MemoryPalaceJanitor · 11 months

I HAVE DONE THIS!

KingTortue · 11 months

Doesn't matter, had sex.

lawt6224 · 11 months

This is an insanity wolf, not a socially awkward penguin.

FunnyUpvoteForYou · 11 months

...And that's how he lost his virginity.

j0nno · 11 months

Morgan?

brightifrit · 11 months

My husband also did this once, before I met him. I think it scarred him for life.

SuminderJi · 11 months

Same happened with me... though she didn't get a concussion she had a huge bump. I felt so bad. I wasn't trying to get with her or anything, but still...

JReedit · 11 months

Girl here, and this happened to me in college. I got knocked out for about 15 minutes, when I came to he and his friends were freaking out. Ended up at hospital with a mild concussion. I did end up dating the guy for a bit. So it might work out for you :o/

oogool · 11 months

You played wrestle with a girl? That's so socially awkward...

Still_Not_Sleeping · 11 months

Play wrestle with the cutest girl....get extremely akward unhideable boner

local_redditor · 11 months

Haha, that's awesome. This happened to me...minus the concussion...and the cute...but it happened DAMNIT!

hoyfkd · 11 months

No worries man. Worse happened to me.

Saturday: play wrestling with my gf. I ended up on top, pinning her arms above her head. She used her knee to push me over and my knee ended up on her face. She ended up with one hell of a shiner.

Sunday: Some shit happened and we broke up.

Monday: At school, everyone saw two things. 1) She had a black eye. 2) We had broken up. For a whole fucking week she didn't correct the assumption that I had hit her. Everyone thought I was a woman beater, and I even had to have a conversation with a teacher about it. Eventually she did. All was well again.

plugginbutts · 11 months

Play wrestle with cute girl
Hit her head on wall, give her concussion
Fondle buttocks in confusion
It was your own butt

steelfromfurnace · 11 months

Better than a shart.

deadpansnarker · 11 months

So you won right?

FruitBowl · 11 months

Relevant

GIF_Reaction · 11 months

http://i.imgur.com/MPT9F.gif

imgary · 11 months

It wasn't last night. But I have done the same

quickdraw46 · 11 months

I can safely assume you didn't make out later on? ಠ_ಠ

SkittleFan · 11 months

Pepper sorry...

EndOnAnyRoll · 11 months

That's when you make your move.

someoneTwelve · 11 months

In my experience it was "Dance with cute girl... Drop her on head and worry about giving her a concussion for 3 day."

CanusNero · 11 months

I would have sprang up and quoted this.

[deleted] · 11 months

My SO broke his wrist in high school and had a cast... went to hug me while kissing me goodnight and BAM! Almost knocked me out. Had a knot for days.

Nivomi · 11 months

I remember, friend of mine was intercoursing some lady, and they fell off of the bed. On her way down, she hit some metal plate thing that was part of the bed and broke a leg. Needless to say, they did not finish intercoursing.

The_J_Is_For_Genius · 11 months

One time I was trying to prove a point to my ex-gf about self-defense. I wanted to show her that it doesn't matter how good you are at hitting somebody, if that person can get you in a choke-hold you are screwed. Of course in order to prove this, I actually tried to get her in a choke hold. She tried resisting and fell to the floor, but not before banging her head on the wall. Surprisingly this is not the reason she broke up with me.

DukeMcbadass · 11 months

She's unconscious and you didn't have to waste any roofies, giggity to you sir

AnalBumCovers · 11 months

Sprained elbow here...

xKomrade · 11 months

A similar situation happened to me. She and I were "play wrestling" and somehow she jerked that back of her head upwards into my chin and knocked herself unconscious. To this day she still doesn't remember anything leading up (aside from the "play wrestling") to her concussion nor anything after that. I won't lie, we both laughed about it afterward but initially it was seriously awkward for me

[deleted] · 11 months

My friend and i were playing "Truth or Dare Jenga" and our friend (a girl) pulls out a block that says, "slow dance with a broom", but everyone deemed that boring so they told her to slow dance with me instead. Long story short, she decided to take the lead and dip and i didn't know she was going to....so i just let go. She ended up getting stitches in the back of her head from hitting the coffee table.

EEphotog · 11 months

I was horsing around with a couple of my roommates, chick from across the hall, is just outside the room watching. I go to duck past a dude, but end up shouldering him pretty hard. It was like dominos, 3 ppl in the doorway watching, shes in the back. Ended up flying into the minifridge and getting concussed.

Tl;dr: Chain reactioned a chick into a mini fridge, concussion ensued.

DaLurker · 11 months

I broke my girlfriends nose once when we were messing around...good times.

Rapalla · 11 months

My uncle was play wresting with his ex-girlfriend(they were a little tipsy) and her head got put in a bad position on the couch and he broke her neck! It was a total freak accident. She had to get like 4 surgeries and got a metal thing put in her neck, shes fine now. They broke up because she cheated on him 3 times with some really good friends of his not because of the whole neck thing.

BoomHedshot · 11 months

Gets a boner. Hits her head on the wall...

roknir · 11 months

Similar thing happened to me...

We were play wrestling and for some reason I thought it was a good idea to toss one of those silicone coasters in her direction. Yeah, toss turned into fastball straight into her glasses. It worked out great.

SLOWchildrenplaying · 11 months

It was silly and non-sexual.

fomorian · 11 months

For me it was, "Hit her in the face with tissue box, cause nosebleed."

Free_Air_Guitars · 11 months

Play fight with cute girl. Pull her off bench and cause recurring back problems.

Yep. it was bad.

Justdis · 11 months

didn't give her a concussion, but we were play water fighting in this stream, and I vastly underestimated how much water a simple kick could whip at someone.

thankfully, she just responded by doubling it back to me, but the look on my face for the first few seconds was "...i'm so sorry. i'm so so sorry."

elhefe7 · 11 months

I had a nice situation like that when I was an awkward teenager. I was sitting in the back seat of my friend's car with my crush and she snuggled a bit closer to me. I went to put my arm around her and misjudged the distance. I elbowed her in the eye.

MJhammer · 11 months

Lol, moved shelf so girl I liked would quit hitting head on it...falls of wall 1 minute later and gives her a concussion...

[deleted] · 11 months

A friend of mine was doing the same thing once, and went to drop her on a couch. She hit her head on one of the wood beams in the frame of the couch and went unconscious. He felt awesome.

Alfred_the_sociopath · 11 months

When i give a cute girl a concussion it is not by accident.

Funkit · 11 months

I meet cute American girl who wants to play in sport of wrestling. I use move from Spetsnaz comrade, give girl wound to head. No number for Jakutcha

SOCIALLYSQUACKWARD · 11 months

SAP would never be in a tickle fight.

ArrowHound · 11 months

Happens far too often...

teacher_lady · 11 months

One time my friend (at a party) threw my over his shoulder and said he was going to "throw me over the balcony." As he's saying this he turns, bangs my head on a corner of the wall, and knocks me out. He waited until I woke up, hugged me, said sorry and promptly left the party.

Datdus · 11 months

I did this. Except it was outside. And I slammed a pogo stick into her skull while I fell from the thing. Fucking pogo sticks.

rephyr · 11 months

Take heart, good sir! I accidently chipped my ex girlfriends tooth on the first day I met her, and we ended up dating for three years.

goldenshower · 11 months

You're not getting your dick sucked tonight sucka.

Taxi_06 · 11 months

Don't worry. I knew a guy who broke a girl's nose by throwing a frisbee, and now they're married.

ILIEKCHIKIN · 11 months

I can relate. Dear God I can relate.

[deleted] · 11 months

haha, i did this once too...

redditdoo · 11 months

I'd say this is more socially awesome penguin.

Lilithia · 11 months

Sure, an "accident"......

[deleted] · 11 months

More like hit friend's head on wall, give her concussion, rape while unconscious

Silent_Inquisitor · 11 months

That's a pretty weak skull she has there.

<- hit head on wall multiple times + hit head on ice floor + hit head on sports balls (including lacrosse balls): not a single concussion ever

Hoffspeaks · 11 months

Ahhh I feel ya. This girl and I wrestled each other while blacked out and I ended up dislocating her arm. Found out the next day and felt so bad I offered anything to make it up to her. She said I had to watch Happy Feet with her. By the end of the moving we ended up doing it and proceeded to hook up for the next few weeks. True Story. Think of it as a good in!

painful_to_hear · 11 months

Of course it happened ...

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