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[–]Arbeyem 17 points18 points ago

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P90Rex.

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[–]ampersandss 1 point2 points ago

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And they say sex with dolphins can kill you.

[–]RedEyeIT 0 points1 point ago

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My survival-rating went up after I got a breathing tank with 4 hours of oxygen

[–]jettbalasko 1 point2 points ago

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[–]scotti182 0 points1 point ago

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[–]craigdubyah 0 points1 point ago

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This has been around for years.

[–]sebdef 1 point2 points ago

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I saw an ad advertising a pill (I think) that turns you into Kanye West in the subway a few years back

[–]OhTheTallOne 2 points3 points ago

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I don't want this pill.

[–]Kertelen 1 point2 points ago

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Yo I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish but subway is the best transport mode of all time!

[–]a_FUCKING_dragon 1 point2 points ago

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Oh. Just a fucking T-Rex?

[–]jmWaka25 1 point2 points ago

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R-R-R-REEEEEOOSSSSSST.

[–]LE4d 2 points3 points ago

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+P

[–]PDX4Life 0 points1 point ago

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A sex change AND a dinosaur- count me in!

[–]UncleKabuki 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Diproclaminious 0 points1 point ago

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Greatest Predator reference ever :D

[–]FuriousJ 0 points1 point ago

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Bitches love T-Rexes

[–]bhindblueyes430 0 points1 point ago

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how is that even a skill?

[–]closecall81 -1 points0 points ago

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Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

[–]x11whitma -1 points0 points ago

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hahahaha. I just spit up all my bacon because this tickled my laugh box