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[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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[–]nomnomgardettos 11 points12 points ago

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He looks like he's asking nicely, at least.

[–]footcreamfin 2 points3 points ago

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until.....

[–]Hellrazor236 1 point2 points ago

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An 11 year old girl walks up.

[–]TheHippieMuslim 5 points6 points ago

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Ronald McDonald must be a priest.

[–]FetusFondler 12 points13 points ago

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Reverand McDonald; puts his meat in between two ten year old buns.

[–]kyronnn 1 point2 points ago

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One hell of a priest

[–]renegadeofunk 2 points3 points ago

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I can't help but feel that clowns would look much less terrifying without the teardrop-like markings. Aren't clowns usually used for kids birthdays and such? I mean honestly, are they really going to understand the meaning of the comedy/tragedy dramatic mask?

[–]EnglishRoom 1 point2 points ago

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It just means Ronald killed two men in prison.

[–]godin_sdxt -1 points0 points ago

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Most kids just thing "haha pretty colors."

[–]canipaybycheck 35 points36 points ago

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with no condom mints

[–]footballersrok 18 points19 points ago

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They were just ass-king for it..

[–]Tortured_Sole 2 points3 points ago

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I wonder if you get the McShits after that?

[–]Roadscholar 8 points9 points ago

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Seems honesty is growing in the fast food industry

[–]BonerJams04 4 points5 points ago

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It's actually not that bad.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It's a bit fatty.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I've always preferred burger king's anus.

[–]Hellrazor236 0 points1 point ago

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You mean Jack in the Box?

[–]SlowrPlease 1 point2 points ago

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jack in my crack is the best

[–]DNApolymerase 12 points13 points ago

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Butt it's such a deal.

[–]ShadySam 3 points4 points ago

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For how much?

[–]lyelac 9 points10 points ago

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Extra sauce, plz.

[–]Aviationist 1 point2 points ago

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27 cents for my ranch sauce.

[–]Mcdonaldsrapist 2 points3 points ago

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i'm lovin' it

[–]Crapaholic 3 points4 points ago

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made with 100% dark meat

[–]Hellrazor236 1 point2 points ago

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Once you go dark you never go bark.

[–]VideoVamp 3 points4 points ago

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"Yeah, I'll have the anus pounder, a diet coke, and a medium fry...to go"

[–]AptMoniker 1 point2 points ago

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What, no apple cream pie?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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But... you can't pass!

[–]drinkme217 1 point2 points ago

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NONE SHALL PASS!!!

[–]whats_reddit 1 point2 points ago

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why would you pass on that?

[–]earfffffffffff 1 point2 points ago

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ill have the anus snack wrap

[–]the1theonlyfstone 1 point2 points ago

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Can I Biggie Size It?

[–]Lightgamete 1 point2 points ago

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So I take it the grill is broken and you only got raw meat... D:

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Describes all their food items quite nicely.

[–]robotfalconpunch 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if this is on the dollar menu >_>

[–]shayben 1 point2 points ago

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[–]haux 3 points4 points ago

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I hope they have it in a value meal.

[–]Vicious_Seraph 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, it comes with your choice of soda or protein shake.

[–]Supahh 3 points4 points ago

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I read it as "Try Our New Angus Pounder" ... I must be hungry...

[–]r1a 17 points18 points ago

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I read it as "Try Our New Anus Pounder"... I must be literate...

[–]imtwelveandwhatsthis 2 points3 points ago

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[–]fluggencheimen 1 point2 points ago

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Little do you know, the burger is made by lube companies.

[–]megaman368 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks. Now I can never have angus anything without thinking about this.

[–]citizenshame 1 point2 points ago

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I posted this four months ago and got slammed for a repost. :-(

[–]shockfyre 1 point2 points ago

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[–]killeraxemannic[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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Its all in the title sir =)

[–]ReKast 0 points1 point ago

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I agree

[–]RedLegionnaire 0 points1 point ago

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Which end does it pound from?

[–]Awhite902 0 points1 point ago

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Haha Nice photoshopping man, if it wasn't for the letters or the flat white section of the sign where it would have said "quarter"

[–]speyton 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh... that reminds me of when in High School we went into town to cause mischief and my friend altered the McDonalds sign from saying "Closers Wanted" to... (you guessed it) "Losers Wanted". We were so clever back in those days!

[–]ProfessorHoneycutt 0 points1 point ago

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Anus pounding for a dollar? WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

[–]mavispuford 0 points1 point ago

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I read OP's title in Mitch Hedberg's voice without even thinking about it.

[–]Mugros 0 points1 point ago

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So obviously shopped.

[–]wherestheanykey 0 points1 point ago

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Did that bot that hunts out reposts get banned or does it only hang out in r/pics?

Recently, it's looked like I'm browsing r/funny and r/pics via The Wayback Machine.

I wish the submission page had a script to check Karma Decay and similar sites. Rather than deny the repost, it could simply delay making the submission public by a few hours/days.

[–]Modpunkoi 0 points1 point ago

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Go on..

[–]Princess_anus 0 points1 point ago

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challenge ACCEPTED.

[–]kolm 0 points1 point ago

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

[–]not_a_pervert 0 points1 point ago

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You should try it, it's awesome.

[–]pearsok5 0 points1 point ago

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I don't always upvote, but when i do... it's fucking hilarious.

[–]imapopsensation 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST

[–]Smoofer 0 points1 point ago

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This is like the oldest 'shop on the internet. Repost to the maximum

[–]Grimreaper023 0 points1 point ago

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Its not as tasty or as satisfying as you'd think.

[–]Zoltrixx 0 points1 point ago

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I see this is your first time on the internet OP, congrats! I'm sure you will find many funny pictures to enjoy!

[–]didyoupoop 1 point2 points ago

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I'm really depressed and this made me smile. Thank you.

[–]trembling_leaf 0 points1 point ago

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Even by the picture itself you can tell it's from the nineties. You don't have to be around for too long to snap reposts anymore.

[–]Sirtroz 0 points1 point ago

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how do you know you wont like it dude comon

[–]sxysteve 0 points1 point ago

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People upvote fucking everything...

[–]PEengineer -2 points-1 points ago

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i believe the term is "repost"

[–]dj1200techniques -1 points0 points ago

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What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection ?

Quarter pounder with cheese

[–]rincon213 -4 points-3 points ago

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A few years back in high school I changed a MacDonalds sign to "Try pounding her anus"