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[–]solidiquis 35 points36 points ago

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Looks like harlequin Icthythosis or waterever syndrome baby on the right.

[–]jrapp 11 points12 points ago

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I had no idea what this was until I just google image searched it. How am I supposed to sleep tonight?

[–]misssarah 19 points20 points ago

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http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhk0A758v5lEkmCKrk

It's actually very interesting and inspiring for the few that are like her.

[–]EatCrayonsShitRainbo 2 points3 points ago

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I came here 20 minutes ago to make a harlequin joke. Now I feel like a dick.

[–]DemonOfElru 2 points3 points ago

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Aw, man. The poor kid. The website to the foundation on her card was www.scalyskin.org if anyone is curious.

[–]YouHaveInspiredMeTo 1 point2 points ago

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Princess Bubblegum!

[–]The_Muensters 2 points3 points ago

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This... I will never sleep again.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If you're serious I'm so sorry.

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I was too horrified to recognize obvious troll. I'll go back to my corner now.

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[–]daladubz 0 points1 point ago

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Bro bro dude bro thats all ?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Please stop.

[–]Into_The_River 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT DID THEY SAY?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Something like I'm not a troll, how dare you. I thank you, good sir.

[–]solidiquis -1 points0 points ago

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Happy Halloween gay boyzzz.

[–]Antrikshy 2 points3 points ago

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I also searched for 'waterever syndrome'

[–]Oncewaslove 1 point2 points ago

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I googled it. Then I read the description of it on some genetic site. I braced myself because it sounded horrible. Then I dared to click images. HOLY FUCKING SHIT GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Fuck everything about this. Fuck you. Fuck this. It. Everything. I don't even... Fuck. Just Fuck. NO. FUCK. NO. NopeNopeNope. What is this i don't even... fuck. i'm... fuck.

[–]goodizzle -1 points0 points ago

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Nope nope nope

[–]daladubz 1 point2 points ago

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nice one

[–]MasterxAce 16 points17 points ago

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JERRY!!! my friend has this guy and carries it with him everywhere. He sure gets around.

[–]MasterxAce 18 points19 points ago

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[–]J3arc 4 points5 points ago

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The fourth one had me cracking up.

[–]BaqAttaq 2 points3 points ago

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He bought it its own STROLLER?! I think your friend may be demented.

That said, carry on.

[–]kratan 10 points11 points ago

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...that's creepy.

[–]Schrodingercatmaybe 50 points51 points ago

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Ha. I'm laughing at a child crying and screaming in fear, and you know what? I'm okay with that. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahrofl

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I'll save a seat for you in hell, because I did the same thing, except I thought it was funnier cus he's black.

[–]I_RATE_TATS 3 points4 points ago

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My first reaction was for him to man the fuck up. Then I realized he's only a little kid and I must be a racist. Fuck. Now I have to deal with that.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I think I'm going to use my race card to declare that not racist. Edit: Forgot to say that I'm also black.

[–]Schrodingercatmaybe 0 points1 point ago

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right on.

[–]jelloBadger 20 points21 points ago

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lol that baby is wearing a leather jacket

[–]UOmeall 11 points12 points ago

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First thing I noticed was how fly lil homie's jacket was.

[–]jelloBadger 0 points1 point ago

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word

[–]finalaccountdown 8 points9 points ago

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I laughed harder at this than anything on reddit ever.

what is wrong with me.

also that is pretty fucked up to do to that poor kid haha.

[–]neonknightz 0 points1 point ago

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its currently 8am on a sunday morning, I'm easily amused, but damn I'm still fucking laughing

[–]Lets_Jump_This_Jump 2 points3 points ago

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Scarred fo' life...lil man just met his new reoccurring nightmare

[–]TommyShambles 2 points3 points ago

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[–]surfnaked 1 point2 points ago

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Perfect reaction time. Damn.

[–]MastaRikta 1 point2 points ago

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Harlequin babies are now halloween decorations? Yeesh.

[–]gary0ak 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like a harlequin ichthyosis baby

[–]ResoL101 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit...why is this soooooooooooooooooo funny?

[–]christine-bean 1 point2 points ago

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My co-worker has this exact same demon baby in a dog cage sitting in her hallway outside of her door. Her mother-in-law insists that if it's in the cage the demon can't do any harm. It's the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Why?... just why??

[–]pufferung 0 points1 point ago

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My sister does this all the time to my niece when it comes to mannequins. Baby flips out, sister can't stop laughing.

[–]thenitstran 0 points1 point ago

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where'd you find that? I want to buy it haha.

[–]-Eliza 0 points1 point ago

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Walmart, seriously.

[–]dansoldtheworld 0 points1 point ago

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Just another day in the life of young Tracy Jordan.

Edit: He's seen some shit.

[–]The_designer_pro 0 points1 point ago

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OH GOD THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF MY ASS.... did you see that kid?

[–]jgonza44 0 points1 point ago

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That is classy as fuck.

[–]SelectaRx 0 points1 point ago

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Selwyn lives!

[–]K30 0 points1 point ago

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I was at a Grand Opening of a store for the company I work for and saw a bunch of these in a box in the stock room. I closed the box; creeped me out.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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first time I've lol'd tonight ... and I've been tryin' real hard to find something that doesn't make me want to stab people in the face all fucking day ... thank you, I think I can sleep now.

[–]MasterBaiter86 0 points1 point ago

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The police would have had the same effect problem

[–]pajamaninja 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell is that thing?! Gross! And why is it looking at that awesome stuffed monster?

[–]dmagee33 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus, that thing is scary.

The halloween doll too.

[–]RetlaOge 0 points1 point ago

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[–]captainklimt -1 points0 points ago

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how did this ass get so many upvotes for this repost? I've literally seen this at least 3 separate times on reddit.

[–]thebeardsman -1 points0 points ago

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THE SCARINESS IS TO DAMN HIGH!

[–]BeARdBARIAN -2 points-1 points ago

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And that is what black babies see when they look at us racially pure, ethically clean, and always right in all aspects, white babies.