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[–]IOUaUsername 60 points61 points ago

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I went to the hairdresser, didn't like my new doo. So I took it, AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

[–]JESUSinAjar13 28 points29 points ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!

[–]con_orb 10 points11 points ago

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I AIN'T GONNA BE PART OF YOUR SYSTEM

[–]IOUaUsername 8 points9 points ago

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MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE?!?!?

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[–]graceofspades 5 points6 points ago

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I THREW THE REST OF MY HAIR TOO

[–]HatefulRespect 6 points7 points ago

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(/) (;,;) (/) Hello friends!

[–]SoulSnatcher 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Ovechkin8 0 points1 point ago

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YOU CAN'T BUY ME HOT DOG MAN!!

[–]Azurphax 10 points11 points ago

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Blue shirt is just a skilled dancer and is in the first phase of "the worm"

[–]mycatverbs 4 points5 points ago

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I like this interpretation of the universe.

[–]Azurphax 4 points5 points ago

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I don't want to imagine the crying scene, I want to believe that all the adults are going to be like,
"AWWWWW YEEEEAH, 'lil ty is so far ahead he can dance his way across the finish!"

[–]Czulander 18 points19 points ago

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Why would you spell it 'sac'?

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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To keep Anderson Cooper busy?

[–]wartexmaul 1 point2 points ago

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[–]withstanding 4 points5 points ago

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I know it, I clicked on the link and expected to see some kind of scrotal humor.

[–]Granite-M 1 point2 points ago

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6 out of 6 kids have won at least one sac race.

[–]mavstar 0 points1 point ago

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In case you're a sacbut player, duh.

[–]slugymay5 5 points6 points ago

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1 out of 6 kids enjoys the taste of pine-sol

[–]rustythread 24 points25 points ago

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1 out of 6 kids repost this image.

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[–]VermilionLimit 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Azurphax 1 point2 points ago

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Almost identical title from months ago...

[–]MrInopportune -3 points-2 points ago

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So its been 4 months since its been a popular post? Thats enough time for me, at least.

[–]katiefrazer92 2 points3 points ago

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6 out 7 dwarfs aren't happy.

More to the point, the kid on the floor did better than me- my mum has a picture of me when I was about 6/7 and everyone was at the finish line and I was stil trying to wwork out hw to move forward on sports day. I still finished, eventually.

[–]EntinludeX 2 points3 points ago

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I don't care who you are, face-planting children is always funny.

[–]fritzcharleston 0 points1 point ago

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I don't care who you are either, but what does this have to do with your sense of humor?

[–]EntinludeX 0 points1 point ago

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Whats wrong with my sense of humor? They're young, their faces are made 40% of rubber anyways. They just slam into the ground & bounce back. It's not like i'm laughing at face-planting the elderly, wherein they most likely die.

[–]rndmintrntdwllr 17 points18 points ago

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9 out of 10 people say gang rape is awesome.

[–]Nieros 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.pwap.com/products/item_detail.cfm?item_id=6440

annnd here's a promo shot with him not face planting it.

[–]lightbringermike 1 point2 points ago

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he looks so happy

[–]graceofspades 2 points3 points ago

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he had no idea what was to come

[–]IkananXIII 0 points1 point ago

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$100 for a nylon sack?! Really?

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[–]BenedictKenny 0 points1 point ago

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The pics been around for two years and no GIF has come up.

I'd love to be surprised, but if it hasn't happened by now, I'm guessing that it'll never happen.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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We should probably steer away from headlines that include "kid" and "sac" until things cool down.

[–]lightbringermike 1 point2 points ago

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not for use in doors

[–]Captian0bvious 1 point2 points ago

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This is not a representative sample of children.

[–]uhfekt 1 point2 points ago

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This shit is just getting sad

source: karmadecay

[–]_Pohaku_ 1 point2 points ago

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I haven't seen it before. I'm a casual Redditor, on here 6 days a week for anything from 20 minutes to 3 hours. This link made me laugh a lot.

Reddit has a perfect way of deciding what hits the front page - if people like it, it goes up. If they don't, it goes down. You don't like this, yet many people did like it - because it's frontpage!

What is sad is that you spent so much time researching and posting that comment. Sad, and utterly pointless.

Sorry.

[–]uhfekt 0 points1 point ago

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What is truely sad is the fact that you spent more time typing your comment than it did finding all these reposts. Google karmadecay, it's as easy as copying and pasting the post.

I've seen this post hit the front page twice, which isn't in my previous comment for some reason.

[–]funkymonkeyinheaven 2 points3 points ago

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first time a picture makes me laugh. thank you!

[–]uberduger 5 points6 points ago

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Is... is this your first day on the internet?!

WELCOME... TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROOOOOOW!!!

[–]Andewz111 0 points1 point ago

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sack*

I don't even want to think of the logistics of racing sacs...

[–]JJE37 0 points1 point ago

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FYI only the kid in the purple sack ins't having fun.

[–]patt1s 0 points1 point ago

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I loved their routine on America's Best Dance Crew

[–]uareariot 0 points1 point ago

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1 out of every 6 kids is a sad sack

[–]p8balla89 0 points1 point ago

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He is obviously planking

[–]AlienGrill 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus, that's me. 1st grade, sports carnival, sack race, fell on my face, cried like a girl.

Man, I thought that memory was buried, deep and dead.

[–]blueberryicecream 0 points1 point ago

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As a professor in statistics, I approve.

[–]patdwn 0 points1 point ago

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nailed it

[–]badforman 0 points1 point ago

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Lawn dart.

[–]We_Are_Legion 0 points1 point ago

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awww, they're adorable!

[–]mad27 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed out loud. Heartily. There's something about kids falling that is universally hilarious. Like midget wrestling. I need to go to bed.

[–]kharanos 0 points1 point ago

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[–]RickRossovich 0 points1 point ago

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6...we meet again.

[–]HelloEvebot 0 points1 point ago

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I may as well be that faceplanting kid. Story of my life.

[–]BreakfastInBed 0 points1 point ago

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OLD!

[–]Jnorkett 0 points1 point ago

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5.1 out of 6, you have to account for the masochistic ones.

[–]SlickUK 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed WAY much more than I should of.

[–]PandaGoggles 0 points1 point ago

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1 out of 6 kids enjoys violently slamming their face into the floor

[–]trogo 0 points1 point ago

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Typical white people keeping the black man down

[–]Kertelen 0 points1 point ago

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Touchdown!

[–]aquaduck 0 points1 point ago

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10/10 men like sac scratchin

[–]shocksim 0 points1 point ago

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Qwop had a kid?

[–]No_Longer_A_Lurker 0 points1 point ago

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Afro-ninja's kid?

[–]Bizou25 0 points1 point ago

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I love the look on the twins` faces, they're like : " Alright, that's our chance"

[–]datoxic 0 points1 point ago

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what do nine out of ten people enjoy?

[–]sfcjohn 0 points1 point ago

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Why does this always make me laugh? So much wrong with it after you have heard all the jokes.

[–]discodiablo 0 points1 point ago

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Not being sarcastic; I really do love this repost. It makes me smile every goddamn time.

[–]nutellaandcigarettes 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this reposted so many times, yet I laugh so hard each time I see it. It's too great.

[–]imbe 0 points1 point ago

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ohman I almost crapped my pants trying to hold my furious laughing 12pm

[–]MutatedGamer 0 points1 point ago

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I fucking hated doing that shit as a kid. I still do. braces for downvotes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He's just hardcore planking

[–]PhDinWumbology 0 points1 point ago

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This has so many more views because of your misspelling of sack.

[–]Detry 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted and lol'd just from looking at the thumbnail.

There is something cathartic about watching a lil kid smash his stupid fucking face. :D

[–]T8ger 0 points1 point ago

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at least he was in the lead

[–]that_guitar_guy 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone knows the best way to win a sack race is to do 'the worm' to the finish line.

Kid's got some moves.

[–]I_Link_To_Searches -1 points0 points ago

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[–]dogfacedboy420 -1 points0 points ago

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

[–]kachunga -1 points0 points ago

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Where did you find this?

[–]GAMEFREAK464 -1 points0 points ago

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HAHAHAHA!! That was so funny! Last time I saw that, I fell of my dinosaur!

[–]RetlaOge -1 points0 points ago

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[–]KennyGWang -1 points0 points ago

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Dammit Tyrone! You're ruining it for the other kids!