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[–]ermano 31 points32 points ago

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You are not LaBeef.

[–]Ochris 9 points10 points ago

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I'm not gonna lie... I laughed pretty hard when that line was said. The intense look on his face, the obvious fact stated, and the original tension that was built up in the scene.

Needless to say, I came in here to say this. lol'd

[–]mattymck 0 points1 point ago

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what is this from, if i may ask?

[–]Ochris 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Sven2774 0 points1 point ago

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What a damn fine movie. Jeff Bridges was fucking great in it... who am I kidding? He's great in everything.

[–]NiPlusUltra 52 points53 points ago

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Udyr?

[–]CornyJoke 4 points5 points ago

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We do not know pity, even for you.

[–]IceJava 4 points5 points ago

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Our rage cannot be controlled

[–]RielDealJr 4 points5 points ago

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Weapons are for the weak.

[–]quadrasauck 0 points1 point ago

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If PITA asks, this fur is fake.

[–]Nooobish 4 points5 points ago

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*PETA

[–]kungtotte 1 point2 points ago

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PITA is pretty accurate too...

[–]jb700000 11 points12 points ago

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When he rode up in the film i freaked out a little bit because i thought he was a bear riding a horse, very calmly.

[–]kshiz 4 points5 points ago

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Are you saying you couldn't bear it?

[–]headasplodes 6 points7 points ago

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NO

[–]worfres_arec_bawrin 3 points4 points ago

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No.

[–]Mjilaeck 0 points1 point ago

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Just that it gave him paws.

[–]SkepticalOrange 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the same exactly thing.

[–]nodefect -4 points-3 points ago

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Nope. Chuck Testa.

[–]Spuddyy 25 points26 points ago

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This is from True Grit correct?

[–]nadmaximus 5 points6 points ago

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Yes. So he would speak in that longhand way and avoid contractions. "Do not fuck with me, Brother."

[–]SKandola[S] 7 points8 points ago

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IIRC, yes.

[–]omst 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah that's the doctor

[–]The_lolness 0 points1 point ago

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What. I've got it at home and probably going to watch it today or tomorrow. I did not expect it to contain this :P

[–]streleckub3 17 points18 points ago

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They call me Johnny. Johnny Dangerously. You know your name is an adverb kid?

[–]DrAbednego 7 points8 points ago

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You fargin iceholes

[–]TwoTen 3 points4 points ago

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My sister told me my name is an adverb once. Once.

[–]Petomni 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Eminence120 6 points7 points ago

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He was such a good actor in his little part.

[–]danny_vermin 9 points10 points ago

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That's fargin' funny.

[–]Smadanek 8 points9 points ago

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You fargin sneaky bastage.

[–]hakdragon 8 points9 points ago

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Why you miserable cork-soaker.

[–]omega286 4 points5 points ago

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You miserable cork sucker!

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 6 points7 points ago

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you shouldnt hang me on a hook johnny.My father hung me on a hook once... Once.

why more people dont like this movie is beyond me.

[–]Smadanek 0 points1 point ago

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You shouldn't kick me in the balls. My sister kicked me in the balls once..

[–]datpiffy 2 points3 points ago

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Fur Sure (Blake from Workaholics voice)

[–]EpicallyAwesome 2 points3 points ago

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A bear there was, a bear, a bear!

[–]Skysta1ker 2 points3 points ago

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"I have dental supplies"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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did you know your last name is an adverb.....

[–]DonDriver 2 points3 points ago

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Don't see too many Johnny Dangerously references on reddit.

Kudos.

[–]worlddictator85 1 point2 points ago

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Dad?

[–]alexlp 1 point2 points ago

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Tormund Giantsbane?

[–]Bluefastakan 0 points1 point ago

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Har!

[–]cky12qxz 1 point2 points ago

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Johnny Dangerously reference? idon'teven

[–]munchkinator 1 point2 points ago

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fucking udyr...

[–]meadhawg 1 point2 points ago

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Haven't seen a Johnny Dangerously quote in quite some time. Have upboat my friend

[–]VividMelody 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was Chuck Testa for a second.

[–]Ikasatu 1 point2 points ago

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The origin of the word "Berserk" is Nordic. The word is comprised of their words for "bear" and "coat". Given the weapons of the time, trying to kill a bear was crazy. The people who wore this coat into battle were often seen essentially foaming at the mouth in blood lust, and were known for the swath of blood and destruction they carved into the battle field. To "go berserk" is to be like them.

[–]Dookiestain_LaFlair 1 point2 points ago

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Bitch betta have my honey!

[–]NJDevils30 0 points1 point ago

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He's looking straight up grizzly

[–]CenisPancer 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen this too many times.

[–]lexypher 0 points1 point ago

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"And this one girl, I drove through three states wearing her head like a hat."

[–]forevercabron 0 points1 point ago

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Shut up, Garland.

[–]Ichiinu 0 points1 point ago

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"I just found it weird having a threesome with a bear after the first time, so we called it off. We're just beer buddies now."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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names Forester!

[–]720Z 0 points1 point ago

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I hope the bear is alright... Think he saw dudes awesome hat and ran?

[–]kaptainkaffeine 0 points1 point ago

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Two periods is either a typo or a shitty elipsis. Either way, pay more attention.

[–]IOUaUsername 0 points1 point ago

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What y'all doin' on my mountin?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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M-mom?

[–]joepanda111 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the bear's still fucking with him.

[–]imatworkmeow 0 points1 point ago

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Is it me or does the word Once look oddly unfamiliar now?

[–]crackshot91 0 points1 point ago

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DOVAHKIIN!!!

[–]IronMeghan 0 points1 point ago

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[–]valupaq 0 points1 point ago

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I thought that was the jimmer nagominee from manominee

[–]CiD7707 0 points1 point ago

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"It shoots through schools."

[–]Sven2774 0 points1 point ago

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True Grit was a great film. Perfect amount of gun-fights, drama and a little bit of comedy.

[–]BrainTroubles 0 points1 point ago

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It's my new gun Johnny. It shoots through schools.

[–]Tyranicide 0 points1 point ago

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hey can you just repost this for me again? i dont think its been reposted enough times yet

[–]jpaemteesr 0 points1 point ago

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This picture was ruined by the overlaid text. What is the original source?

[–]AENewmanD 0 points1 point ago

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True grit you dumb sonofabitch, i'm gonna come up to burlington to eat your asshole out muahahaha

[–]darkmooninc -3 points-2 points ago

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Inevitable Chuck Testa in 1... 2... 3...

[–]VomitEverywhere 4 points5 points ago

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... I think that was it.

[–]owensmw2 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE

[–]milesistherowl 1 point2 points ago

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nuetrino meets chuck testa

[–]AustimusMaximus 0 points1 point ago

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[–]djresonance -1 points0 points ago

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The only reason i came to the comments was to find the inevitable chuck testa