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[–]radiojosh 42 points43 points ago

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IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR, SHE CRIED MErRRererRR!!!

[–]hal9005 7 points8 points ago

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I walked the world with you babe, A thousand miles with you!

[–]Hellzing 6 points7 points ago

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I dried your tears of pain babe,A million times for you

[–]the2belo 6 points7 points ago

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I GIVE YOU ALLLLLLLL

THAT I LOVE BAAAABE

[–]Hellzing 5 points6 points ago

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I'd sell my soul for you babe, For money to burn with you I'd give you all, and have none babe, Just, just, justa, justa to have you here by me BECAUSE!

[–]Toorstain 0 points1 point ago

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MErRRererRR!!!

[–]clubdepizza 14 points15 points ago

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Reminds of the beginning credits to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[–]Superbird42 8 points9 points ago

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[–]gder 8 points9 points ago

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In case you're wondering what a rebel yell really sounds like.

[–]maccha 0 points1 point ago

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeee...

[–]FistOfJustice 15 points16 points ago

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This is way funnier than it should be.

[–]herrproctor 7 points8 points ago

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hahaha oh man, its the simple things.

[–]awwdanes 19 points20 points ago

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Tears. Coming out of my tear ducts. Thank You.

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[–]b4n4n4p4nc4k3s 0 points1 point ago

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In addition to his penis, clearly.

[–]notBrit 4 points5 points ago

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[–]nbouscal 3 points4 points ago

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Every time I look at it I laugh. It just doesn't get unfunny.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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This pretty much guarantees that every time this song plays from now on anybody around me is going to look at me like I'm having a seizure.

[–]estoyloco 4 points5 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I&ob=av2e

If you don't know the greatness of Billy Idol.

[–]fade17 5 points6 points ago

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That..made me laugh. Congrats & upvote.

[–]DeputySean69 5 points6 points ago

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Nope, Chuck Testa.

[–]Scarbane 0 points1 point ago

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The elk are going to march down to Cali and confront him - I think they're tired of his shenanigans.

[–]Nsaniac 0 points1 point ago

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You probably thought this elk was alive.

[–]iheartbatman 1 point2 points ago

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I just laughed at this Mrs. Krabappel style. Thank you.

[–]MyVaginaHasDiabetes 1 point2 points ago

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Not what I expected. Satisfied consumer.

[–]guitaristry 1 point2 points ago

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Have all of my upvotes.

[–]stoicsmile 1 point2 points ago

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Bobbi had a hard time getting out of bed that cold morning. She looked out the window at the mountaintops, half expecting to see rime on the trees. That first cold morning in October, the weather always seemed to clash with the world. The fall asters, goldenrod, and morning glory were in full bloom out over the fields. The apples weren't quite ready for picking. The trees were still green. But the north wind bit like winter and blew like a smithy's bellows. The elk bugled frantically to the waxing harvest moon.

/r/oneparagraph

[–]bestbeforeMar91 0 points1 point ago

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Ted Nugent hungry

[–]Alpaco 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yeah! Pleated Jeans!

[–]the2belo 0 points1 point ago

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She said, Come baby
Huntin' license for love

And if it expires
PRAY HELP FROM ABOOOOVE

[–]Temporarily__Alone 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmm... Helvetica.

[–]ImWildBill 0 points1 point ago

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So awesome, I laughed so hard I almost Tased my trainee while getting ready to go on patrol!

[–]Nsaniac 0 points1 point ago

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I want this to be true.

[–]ImWildBill 0 points1 point ago

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It is, he isn't happy....

[–]Dr_Dezz 0 points1 point ago

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[–]proraver 0 points1 point ago

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]azteach 0 points1 point ago

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Which if you speak moose means I love you!

[–]Aegi 0 points1 point ago

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HEY JOHN!!!! Hahaha congratz on the upvotes. Left a message on your wall too.

[–]JBHUTT09[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Haha Thanks Donovan!

[–]Markeduno 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome, if you know the song though.

[–]mulberrybushes 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for this.

[–]Mark_Lincoln -4 points-3 points ago

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We have no knowledge of what the 'rebel yell' sounded like. There was an attempt made at the last reunion of Gettysburg survivors to get the Confederate veterans to do it for a recording, but they refused.

[–]Belisarius7 3 points4 points ago

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this is the reference

[–]omegaweapon 1 point2 points ago

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taps your shoulder i believe the rebel yell in question is elegantly stated by Moose in picture

[–]herrproctor 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, this is still an interesting statement. I'm guessing it just sounded like soldiers yelling, though.

[–]RHandler 0 points1 point ago

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It was supposedly a horrible wailing done by the Confederates to frighten the Union soldiers when going into battle. It was compared to the howls and screams of various animals.