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[–]anangrybanana 16 points17 points ago

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I'm definitely getting a Scott Pilgrim vibe off of the artwork.

[–]Spankthat 4 points5 points ago

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[–]RawrRevenge 47 points48 points ago

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how to repost, like a boss.

[–]Howisdiscool 1 point2 points ago

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How to repost LIKE A BITCH.

[–]Welker_Texas_Ranger 20 points21 points ago

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Anyone ever eat raman dry? Shits bomb

[–]nomnomgardettos 6 points7 points ago

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When I was a kid I had this snack that was straight up dry ramen but covered in this muthafuckin delicious seasoning. I can't remember what it's called. Fack

[–]YelloJuso 4 points5 points ago

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[–]nomnomgardettos 3 points4 points ago

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IT WAS THIS. LIFE STATUS: COMPLETED

[–]jamesy95 1 point2 points ago

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pu shuh pu shuh if you happen to be korean :)

[–]K0TO 0 points1 point ago

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you know the dry spicy seaweed that is sometimes sold in packets similar to the noodle ones... Well, it was dry all the way for me.

[–]jamesy95 1 point2 points ago

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gim, the g wud be pronounced like the gu in gum

[–]SimonAdebisi 1 point2 points ago

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Cool story, sekki.

[–]medikev 1 point2 points ago

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[–]superflower 0 points1 point ago

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mi mama, in a silver bag?

[–]K0TO 12 points13 points ago*

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boiled - delicious lunch

dry - crunchy snack

ramen noodles - adapt to all your alimentary needs

[–]greckel 0 points1 point ago

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I remember when I moved to Minnesota in Middleschool, kids used to dump it in a plastic bag, season it, and smash it. I never understood the appeal.

[–]anangrybanana 0 points1 point ago

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Sprinkle the seasoning packet over dry ramen and BAM! Poor man's popcorn.

[–]OneWhoHenpecksGiants 2 points3 points ago

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What the hell man? That's far from normal.

Nobody eats chicken ramen anymore!

[–]Rainblast 5 points6 points ago

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My nose is bleeding and my bitches smell like chicken broth, is this normal?

[–]velocity010 1 point2 points ago

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insanity wolf: boil woman and eat em, fuck ramen

[–]shampoocell 1 point2 points ago

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So many college freshmen will die trying this now.

[–]haier 1 point2 points ago

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I cook the ramen and simmer the stock seperately. I combine after the stock is warmed up and add it to the drained noodles. I add the noodles with chopsticks to the Chinese soup spoon dipping the spoon in the stock to get awesome ratio to noodle to soup.

[–]chodanutz 1 point2 points ago

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dont forget to rub some of that chicken powder on your gums! Shit gets crazy then!

[–]PhilxBefore 3 points4 points ago

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Dip your cigarettes in it.

[–]umlong23 1 point2 points ago

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I can confirm.....This is the only way to eat ramen

[–]Baconigma 13 points14 points ago

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Actually this is the only way to eat ramen (from the movie Tampopo).

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Step 1: Throw away Top Ramen. Step 2: Go to restaurant. Step 3: Order real food.

[–]houstonyellow[S] -1 points0 points ago

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I love the tingley feeling I get when I snort the powder.

[–]umlong23 6 points7 points ago

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try cutting it with some coke.

[–]JamesTrotter 0 points1 point ago

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that's how this man eats ramen

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 0 points1 point ago

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5: Lose hair pigment AND fuck bitches.

[–]Knips 0 points1 point ago

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Apparently snorting chicken powder also bleaches your hair.

[–]hal9005 0 points1 point ago

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How to burn your trachea?

[–]suspekt54 0 points1 point ago

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I read that as "how to eat Raven like a boss" expecting to see some picture of That's So Raven! What's more concerning is I actually clicked on the link to see it! I am hanging my head in shame!

[–]apuster 0 points1 point ago

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[–]adaminc 0 points1 point ago

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[–]JDst4r 0 points1 point ago

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[–]blinkallthetime 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It keeps getting posted, but it never gets any funnier...

[–]EnjoyMyDownvote 0 points1 point ago

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I am a ramen connoisseur.

Trust me when I say "Mi Goreng" aka "Indomie" is the best ramen out there.

[–]poserfinder 0 points1 point ago

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Did anybody else say like a boss after each step?

[–]twosolitudes -1 points0 points ago

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Well, I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.

[–]Justintime233 8 points9 points ago

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Bitches?

[–]OhYeahIJustDid -2 points-1 points ago

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Of course. ;D

[–]lambaz1 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like an Insanity Wolf should be somewhere on this page...

[–]Cat_Boy 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like my Friday night.

[–]freshwest 0 points1 point ago

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All day, every day

[–]thegoodlifeofmusic 0 points1 point ago

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wait! do we use the left or right nostril?

[–]PhilxBefore 0 points1 point ago

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Switch it up to avoid sugar boogers.

[–]Nebulaoblivion -1 points0 points ago

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Are you left handed, right handed, or ambidextrous?

[–]machineintel 0 points1 point ago

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uncooked ramen is actually good.

[–]Justintime233 -1 points0 points ago

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Save Money, Fuck Bitches!!

[–]irish711 -1 points0 points ago

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Seems to me, that method made your hair turn blond.

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[–]rorryantovan 1 point2 points ago

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no, it's not at all

[–]TheMightyBarabajagal 0 points1 point ago

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OIC.

[–]rorryantovan -1 points0 points ago

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The ramen noodle cartoon is beyond words, I love it more than my family.

I don't really like my family that much, besides my uncle Leonard. He cracks me up. One time him and me went to a Mets game and he jumped over the railing, onto the field, butt naked! Got as far as the pitchers mound before security tackled him. They got him good too. His right molar was knocked out and he sprained his elbow. And, the guy wasn't even drunk! Did that shit sober bro. Sober.

The extreme rice guy is not funny, plus he's annoying. I would punch him IRL.

[–]mrlemax -2 points-1 points ago

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6 ?????? 7 profit

[–]Snow_Goon -1 points0 points ago

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Nice hoverhands.

[–]palyok -1 points0 points ago

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Stuntman's Ramen.

[–]imbe -2 points-1 points ago

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you guys didnt eat ramen like this before? thats awkward

[–]xcelerasian -2 points-1 points ago

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Don't forget the Sriracha. :D

[–]Ramennov -2 points-1 points ago

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I approve of this.

[–]toyguy84 -2 points-1 points ago

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Pretty sure I'm going to scald my face in part 3.

[–]spankr -2 points-1 points ago

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