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[–]OctopusArmTeaCup 12 points13 points ago

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And that kids was how I met your mother.

[–]OhYeahIJustDid 0 points1 point ago

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Of course, go tell all the other kids that your mom was . . . a hole in a beach. Oh yes, because that makes perfect sense.

[–]LOGGED_IN_ELSEWHERE 31 points32 points ago

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Careful. You might get crabs.

[–]adhiofawkes 3 points4 points ago

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I thought crabs is the sex

[–]ccm139 0 points1 point ago

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Yup they're called ghost crabs actually, pretty sweet name if you ask me

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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sandy vagina

[–]flaim 14 points15 points ago

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Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–]aznegglover 3 points4 points ago

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but she cried the whole time!

[–]zakalak 3 points4 points ago

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Still Counts

[–]Spicyrab 0 points1 point ago

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dm;hs

[–]boomhauersays 5 points6 points ago

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Dang ol' secretive too man talkin' 'bout all y'all gotta do is put one of them "Gone fishing" signs at home man. Dang ol' lookin' like you gettin' a tan at the dang ol' beach man.

[–]phattanner007 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe the note is a command and "Sex" is the name of a hermit crab in distress.

[–]mosnas88 1 point2 points ago

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if its on the beach strong chance you could get crabs

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What about for girls...? :(

[–]jdarp1984 1 point2 points ago

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Figured the waves would've washed out this meme by now.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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it was clearly staged. nobody just leaves a notebook there, they would have torn the paper out.

[–]anexanhume 3 points4 points ago

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Actually a metaphor. As we age, our bodies degenerate, and our libido with it. Life and its worries pile up and render us unable to enjoy the simpler things in life. Our sex lives are lost in the sands of time.

[–]jbrsci 1 point2 points ago

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China gloryhole?

[–]CorkyKribler 4 points5 points ago

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I think they call it a "groryhore."

[–]flipperb 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure why you got downvoted, I chuckled.

[–]CorkyKribler 1 point2 points ago

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It was slightly racist, but it had to be said.

[–]flipperb 1 point2 points ago

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Come on, this is Reddit... :)

[–]CorkyKribler 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly. This ain't no MySpace!

[–]ihavetoomanylogins 0 points1 point ago

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Result of OP humping the ground, naked.

[–]Gjack 0 points1 point ago

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Pics or it didn't happen

[–]Deutscher_Aggie 0 points1 point ago

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No hole, what?

[–]MustStopMasturbating 0 points1 point ago

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If sand in someone's vagina is bad I wouldn't want to know what sand in the urethra feels like.

[–]Chachoregard 0 points1 point ago

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Condom! No fuss, no sand

[–]Yoyo8 0 points1 point ago

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I guess I know what's this guy favorite drink, SEX ON THE BEACH!

[–]Anti-Matter333 0 points1 point ago

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Little do you know that a little dwarf is waiting with his axe underneath...

[–]CorkyKribler 0 points1 point ago

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For a fun do-it-yourself project, simply fashion a glove out of coarsely-grained sandpaper! You will never recover.

[–]radicalporotta 0 points1 point ago

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Penis in wonderland

[–]Hormander 0 points1 point ago

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I'd hit it.

[–]Xstryschyk 0 points1 point ago

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Careful with this. People are putting crabs in those holes for NO REASON!

[–]thetensor 0 points1 point ago

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I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck the world.

[–]they_call_me_dewey 0 points1 point ago

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Drop a scorpion in the bottom.

[–]VitaminRosa 0 points1 point ago

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Call Bear Grylls.

[–]Heroshade 0 points1 point ago

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Suddenly, trapdoor spider!

[–]Redcard911 0 points1 point ago

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Seems like you would get sand in your urethra.

[–]1NDawesome 0 points1 point ago

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Every hole is a hole for your penis.

[–]undieminer 0 points1 point ago

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Bear Grylls was here.

[–]Framnk 0 points1 point ago

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Oh sure, free sex if you're a dude. Sexist!

[–]dioteque 0 points1 point ago

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Make love to mother earth! Dig a hole in the ground, add some water for lubrication, and GO TO TOWN!!!

[–]humenbean 0 points1 point ago

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If you stick your hand in you can feel Bear Grylls.

[–]bigbangthe0ry 0 points1 point ago

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The worlds first Redneck sex offender trap

[–]KevinOpel 0 points1 point ago

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Quick, before the water washes it away where is this location?!!