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[–]perixe 201 points202 points ago

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5:50 am here, why am I squinting at a dogs ass?

[–]TsunamiMommy 207 points208 points ago

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Faith.

[–]MadMageMC 25 points26 points ago

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Reach out & touch faith...

[–]Iamsqueegee 8 points9 points ago

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Until you pointed it out I thought I was looking at some feathery looking painting.

[–]devilnevel 7 points8 points ago

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It's so weird because when I squint I see a dogs ass, but when I keep my eyes fully open I still see a dogs ass. I think my monitor is broken.

[–]VDr4g0n 4 points5 points ago

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hmm you're right. I'd probably look really weird if someone were to come in.

[–]apox64928 1 point2 points ago

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blow gently into my eyes

[–]unrealious 2 points3 points ago

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Art is everywhere.

[–]Pocket_panda 2 points3 points ago

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Jesus is everywhere.

[–]Stoans 1 point2 points ago

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Omnipresent son of a God.

[–]lemurofdoom 8 points9 points ago

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The real question is: What Would Jesus Doodoo?

[–]laller 0 points1 point ago

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Squint more and Jesus become 3d.

[–]toadkicker 0 points1 point ago

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Noon here, you should see the looks people on rapid transit gave me doing that.

[–]Managore 63 points64 points ago

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DOG backwards is GOD. Makes sense to me.

[–]Rodney_Reposter 22 points23 points ago

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Hooolyyyyy shit. Mind. Fucking. Blown.

[–]bentec 15 points16 points ago

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Heh, heh. Holy shit. I see what you did there.

[–]chernickov 5 points6 points ago

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That was like the holy trinity of revelations.

[–]cristobal9 2 points3 points ago

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That joke has layers.

[–]bollockitis 87 points88 points ago

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Please don't let Anderson Cooper see this.

[–]sarcelle 21 points22 points ago

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Bestiality too? Will these filth mongers stop at nothing?

[–]hiles 3 points4 points ago

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[–]GaFaMM 14 points15 points ago

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Oh sweet! I am so excited to see more Anderson Cooper jokes for the next week.

[–]DexterDoakes 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Wingchunbum 43 points44 points ago

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strangely I didn't really need to squint and I could see it.

[–]DropAdigit 5 points6 points ago

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Fuck squinting. Find this dog and take a pic of shit coming out of jesus' face.

[–]Dtoppy 0 points1 point ago

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I'd say it's more about blurring your vision than squinting, if you ask me.

[–]afungi 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I saw Jesus in that dogs behind right away. I don't even believe in Jesus.

[–]zvuk 124 points125 points ago

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See? Jesus is an asshole. told ya

[–]FinnSteffen 45 points46 points ago

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Butt he died for our sins.

[–]ckalibur345 16 points17 points ago

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I didn't ass him to. I don't even know the guy!

[–]wrknhrdorhrdlywrkn 11 points12 points ago

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It's the Holely Ass-ension. Praise Jebus

[–]timmymac 3 points4 points ago

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He didn't die, he was ASSasinated.

[–]Enharmonic 7 points8 points ago

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There are two asses in assassin, just for future reference.

[–]timmymac 1 point2 points ago

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It's probably important to get that right for the sake of the joke.

[–]Jescro 13 points14 points ago

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Holy Shit!

[–]lister88 6 points7 points ago

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[–]jc265 28 points29 points ago

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Holy shit!

[–]Duffong 1 point2 points ago

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Was thinking the same thing. But, that shit could easily be seen as the virgin mary, and then random people would be lighting candles around that shit.

[–]nomnomgardettos 1 point2 points ago

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Dog fur is flamable; this is not advisable

[–]drunk_otter 12 points13 points ago

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Awesome - no-one's done karma decay on this yet - this one should be excellent.

Huh Not as excellent as I had imagined.

[–]Fantonald 2 points3 points ago

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Fascinating really how big a difference a headline can make.

[–]evilmonster 1 point2 points ago

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a headline and also which subreddit you post it to

[–]_pulsar 6 points7 points ago

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Didn't even have to squint.

[–]cfrn 3 points4 points ago

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Glad no one walked in while I sat squinting at a dog's asshole.

[–]TheFeedski 8 points9 points ago

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My first reaction was "Oh what the fuck...?"

My second reaction was "Oh fuck! I Can!"

[–]parkrrr 11 points12 points ago

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FW: FW: FW:

[–]Damonstration 5 points6 points ago

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I got an error message. I squinted at it for 20 seconds before realizing I'm retarded.

[–]afcagroo 4 points5 points ago

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Don't feel bad. It usually takes me a lot longer than that to figure out I've done something really stupid. You're pretty swift for a retarded guy.

[–]Wangjohnson 0 points1 point ago

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It is kind of like doing one of those "Magic Eye" books or posters.

[–]captainzigzag 2 points3 points ago

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So is this the tunnel people see when they have a near death experience?

[–]Herion 2 points3 points ago

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I'm Asian I didn't have to squint...

[–]Spitfire15 11 points12 points ago

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[–]vader101 7 points8 points ago

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Photo pros: Is this a miraculous shot or a miraculous 'shop. Either way it is hilarious, but...

[–]afungi 1 point2 points ago*

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error level analysis

Most likely photoshopped. Compare to a more obvious shop job. But I am no expert and I suck at photoshop. Decide for yourself.

[–]Teknishun 5 points6 points ago

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Sell it on eBay

[–]Duovarious 5 points6 points ago

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What an asshole!

[–]langevinrox 1 point2 points ago

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I thought I was getting trolled, then I squinted.

[–]agermenis 1 point2 points ago

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The funny thing is I saw Jesus immediately, but took forever to realize it wasn't a painting but a dog butt

[–]Puttzdog 1 point2 points ago

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Wow i bet you could charge old Mexican ladies money to kiss your dogs ass.

[–]pelanderfunk 1 point2 points ago

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Now kiss your Lord.

[–]cavortingwebeasties 1 point2 points ago

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Jesass!

[–]ahmacrom 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of Bill Hicks, on talking about shrooms...."Where did you see God?" "In the mushrooms growing on cow shit !" "God is in a cow's ass !" Now it's in a dog ass... Wait, DOG-GOD. mind blown

[–]iamhusband 1 point2 points ago

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This photo has blessed me.

[–]BopCatan 1 point2 points ago

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This was a photoshop intended to look like the goatse image. It's not a sign from god.

[–]SillyHat 1 point2 points ago

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I'm feeling really blessed right now.

[–]elliottsaysjump 1 point2 points ago

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Ever since I saw an image similar to this a few years ago, Ive been getting strange looks from dog owners. What gives?! Im only checkin'

[–]amanojaku 1 point2 points ago

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This is the first time that something I have posted has been reposted! Now the circle is complete.

[–]i_raped_your_cat 1 point2 points ago

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I always knew Jesus was an asshole.

[–]the_real_woody 1 point2 points ago

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I always knew Jesus had brown eyes

[–]MDC2518 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like Jesus is having a ruff day, he looks shitty. Something else about a dog's asshole

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Christians 1, Athiests 0

[–]Drink_Clorox_and_Die 4 points5 points ago

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i dont know whether i should be offended or what here. but how on earth did you notice that? how long did you stare at your dogs asshole to notice that?

[–]drg123 4 points5 points ago

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I saw more than Jesus

[–]Froooooooooo 34 points35 points ago

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You can see the last supper too?

[–]RequiredCheese 6 points7 points ago

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Well... Some of it.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Seeing Jesus always requires some kind of distortion...

[–]whittler 1 point2 points ago

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For those that don't see it, it is a .gif. Expand it to the size of your screen, scoot back, squint, and wait. You'll be pleasantly surprised. ENJOY!

[–]Unlucky13 1 point2 points ago

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Why are people upvoting this? This is seriously one of the oldest fucking things I've ever seen here...

[–]yasire 0 points1 point ago

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I had to squint, but then I threw up.

[–]pandashpace 0 points1 point ago

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not sure if having a moment with savior. Or looking at fuzzy ass.

[–]Asiapandemic 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was a painting of Jesus, and then I realized….

[–]presidentofwhat 0 points1 point ago

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Gross hahhaha

[–]waterskier2007 0 points1 point ago

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reaction:

gross, look away

wait, it's there

[–]Girbek 0 points1 point ago

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I don't even need to squint... Thanks for making me laugh out loud in the office, totally made my day!

[–]trubelmkr 0 points1 point ago

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The lord works in mysterious ways. What did you say? OMG

[–]Bval 0 points1 point ago

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LOL JESUS IS ASSHOLE

[–]ChristJesus 0 points1 point ago

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Yup, that's me alright.

[–]CiDirkona 0 points1 point ago

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Why? The thumbnail works just as well...

[–]Stripper_Kisser 0 points1 point ago

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hillarious, but totally shooped

[–]mj216709 0 points1 point ago

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So I thought you were all just being ass holes saying you could actually see Jesus, although enough said you could that I just had to look again and holy shit.

[–]cpt_douchebag 0 points1 point ago

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this reminds me of sunday school, except i'm not pretending to be at disney land...

[–]Cebabo 0 points1 point ago

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Turns out "the body of christ" is a dog taint, it always tasted a little funny...

[–]testchemist 0 points1 point ago

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the father, the son, and the holy...

[–]Reagan2012 0 points1 point ago

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No squinting required.

[–]guitarfixer 0 points1 point ago

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The lord works in mysterious wags.

[–]SicilianEsq 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it ... where's the grilled cheese?

[–]blade2000 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to hell for laughing at this!

[–]diverpat 0 points1 point ago

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This should be reposted daily..... seriously.

[–]sofles 0 points1 point ago

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was it just me or did anyoen else notice the jesus before realising oh thats a dogs asshole

[–]abeuntstudiainmores 0 points1 point ago

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mmmm, blasphamy at its best

[–]Kieroshark 0 points1 point ago

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I... I don't know which is funnier, that you're having us look for Jesus in a dog's ass or THAT I ACTUALLY SEE IT.

[–]jesusapproves 0 points1 point ago

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It's like a shiny mirror!

[–]afcagroo 0 points1 point ago

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jesus, why u smell so bad?

[–]ohdoylerulez90 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit.

[–]angrytroll123 0 points1 point ago

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OH MY GOD

[–]tabaska907 0 points1 point ago

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There was someone one day just staring at that dogs ass thinking "That kind of looks like Jesus"

[–]eating_dry-toast 0 points1 point ago

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That dog's ass is suddenly worth Hundreds! HUNDREDS! of dollars.

[–]Madd0g 0 points1 point ago

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Someone should photoshop goatse in there... somewhere

[–]fireuzer 0 points1 point ago

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I imagine that some dude out there takes every picture he comes across and squints at it to see if Jesus is there.

I wonder how many dog butt shots he had to go through before he found this one.

[–]Shnazzyone 0 points1 point ago

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God damn I love this picture, Reddit should know I came to this site after being banned from gamesradar.com because i posted this exact pic. Damn uptight religious mods.

[–]shortyjacobs 0 points1 point ago

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My dogs ass looks the same. Clearly Jesus. When he sits on you, we say he's giving you the "Jesus Stamp".

[–]mpxx24 0 points1 point ago

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'oh my God'

[–]k80k80k80 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Illycia 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus is an asshole, nothing new here !

[–]fermentedbrainwave 0 points1 point ago

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I can lose many friends if I post this on Facebook. But I so want to!

[–]Stregano 0 points1 point ago

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NO! Can't unsee!

[–]ThatPRGuy 0 points1 point ago

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is it wrong that I saw an up-vote, before reading the title

[–]Dat_Eenglush_TeechR 0 points1 point ago

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Lolz! Hey man, I'm a teacher. NSFW that stuff. It was pretty funny though.

[–]pimfram 0 points1 point ago

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I recall seeing this about 5 years ago.

[–]RonsterWVU 0 points1 point ago

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Impressive...

[–]AnonymousAlex7 0 points1 point ago

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I misread as Jesse, as in the guy from Breaking Bad.

[–]litzaholic 0 points1 point ago

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I read this in class. Weird looks ensued.

[–]Wangjohnson 0 points1 point ago

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Alright... how much for the dog?

[–]mcallister24 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like an Upvote to me

[–]Existential_Opossum 0 points1 point ago

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What does it mean!?

[–]Grundle_Troll 0 points1 point ago

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I need to repent for my sins. This is a serious sign from our mighty Lord. Quick! Spread the word to /r/atheism.

[–]Porpoise_of_Life 0 points1 point ago

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You fucker, I opened that in class.

[–]MooseBalm 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a reason Jesus is winking with his only eye

[–]Fugitivebush 0 points1 point ago

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OH OH! I SEE I SEE...

a dog's ass.

[–]theleveller 0 points1 point ago

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holy shit

[–]poppinsquat 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shithole.

[–]MongrelNymph 0 points1 point ago

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The Holiest Of The Holies

[–]maskake 0 points1 point ago

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HOLY SHIT BALLS!

[–]Peterisjustok 0 points1 point ago

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Oh fuck... A dog's anus... very funny.

...Oh wait, there he is.

[–]justinord 0 points1 point ago

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I can only see toast.

[–]JangSaverem 0 points1 point ago

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If you squint hard enough you can see that this picture comes from 2005

[–]youwrong 0 points1 point ago

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He winked at me!

[–]BrianNowhere 0 points1 point ago

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jesus christ, pooper star.

[–]SUMYD 0 points1 point ago

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All I see is a downvote.....upvoted.

[–]Phoboz 0 points1 point ago

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Dogma?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is it bad that I didn't even have to squint?

[–]Jakovo 0 points1 point ago

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A dog's ass? I just see Jesus.

[–]hypocrisy1776 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus my ass

[–]Brocktoon_in_a_jar 0 points1 point ago

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do all dogs have nicer assholes than cats? my cats assholes always look like a pizzeria flavored Combo

[–]gurucingh 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, I always thought Jesus was not white.

[–]sup_dood 0 points1 point ago

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rofl i saw jesus right away... that's too funny

[–]kvist 0 points1 point ago

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SEE ! Jesus is everywhere!

[–]SteelSpine 0 points1 point ago

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A believer should be ashamed

[–]goldngod 0 points1 point ago

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How long did someone stare at their dog's asshole before they realized this was internet worthy? That's the question we should all be asking.

[–]kwansolo 0 points1 point ago

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so many questions...

[–]Still_Not_Sleeping 0 points1 point ago

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At first i thought this was a troll to get me to look at a dogs anus...but...wow it really is jesus

[–]blackshaunwhite 0 points1 point ago

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Who's taking this picture and why?

[–]killahoe 0 points1 point ago

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This pic gave me a stye in my eye!

[–]Captain_English 0 points1 point ago

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It's like Jesus is coming out of dog's ass. I'm not high enough for this.

[–]kabanaga 0 points1 point ago

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Squinting...squinting...squinting...JESUS!

[–]SenseiCAY 0 points1 point ago

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[something about holy shit]

[–]lister88 0 points1 point ago

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also relevant

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. My cheeks hurt. I haven't laughed that long in a while.

[–]alanbrunsdon 0 points1 point ago

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An oldie but still a goodie. I remember trolling some co-workers with this must have been 6 or 7 years ago after the believers had been marvelling at some holy image that appeared in a pineapple or something.

[–]jooooooeee 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus looks extra itchy today..

[–]stuhfoo 0 points1 point ago

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is that a... oh my

[–]jbrand1 0 points1 point ago

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All rise for the sermon, today we will be reading from the book of dog asshole...

[–]dawktrix 0 points1 point ago

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Holy Shit?

[–]Texas03 0 points1 point ago

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I thought this was a painting someone made. Not until I read comments, did I see the dogs ass...derp.

[–]spherexenon 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was some kind of rickroll, except instead of a Rick Astley video I have a dogs ass all over my screen. But then I squinted, you can totally see Jesus!

[–]ChaosMotor 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, the image of Jesus has been superimposed and made mostly transparent to make obvious what was obvious before the photo manipulation.

[–]ngaaih 0 points1 point ago

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if you open them, you can see 'shop

[–]fdhsagykufg 0 points1 point ago

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Did anybody say, "that dog's ass is holy," yet?

[–]tdabit 0 points1 point ago

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MIND BLOWN. I'm burning all my possessions and walking the Earth like Caine in Kung-Fu.

[–]gastrodon_bastron 0 points1 point ago

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There are signs everywhere...

[–]MrCrunchwrap 0 points1 point ago

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Next time you post a dog's asshole on the internet can you put a NSFW tag on it please?

[–]UKMansonite 0 points1 point ago

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Old picture is old.

[–]worldlyguy 0 points1 point ago

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I'll give you $220 right now!!

[–]Big_Aegis 0 points1 point ago

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JESUS CHRIST! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!

[–]Kairoe 0 points1 point ago

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If he puckers, you can see Headless Zombie Jesus.

[–]trevorxyz44 0 points1 point ago

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He lives in everyone and everything, you just have to search...and sometimes squint...

[–]IR0NFIRE 0 points1 point ago

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Why was op staring at his dogs anus?

[–]TheAwesomeinator 0 points1 point ago

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I started squinting before it opened. Dammit.

[–]dexxtaa 0 points1 point ago

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I saw Jesus first, then the dogs ass.

[–]donkeybong64 0 points1 point ago

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I saw Jesus first, then squinted and saw a dog's ass hole. My question is why are you squinting at your dog's asshole?

[–]BlueMelon 0 points1 point ago

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I had to squint to realize it was a dog's ass, jesus was easier to recognize.

[–]chrijoh328 0 points1 point ago

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That has to be the most astounding canine asshole ever!

[–]thabigpapa 0 points1 point ago

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Who the fuck decides they want to start searching for visions of Jesus Christ and say to themselves "I better take a photo of my dog's ass, he might be there"?

[–]Swag_Turtle 0 points1 point ago

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Nobody ever told me that Jesus was an asshole..

[–]monkeyballs2 0 points1 point ago

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OMG THATS AWESOME!

[–]Erikku 0 points1 point ago

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So that is where is has been hiding!

[–]vanetti 0 points1 point ago

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More importantly, why is someone taking a picture of this dog's asshole in the first place?

[–]tchoob 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe I spent this much time looking at a dog's asshole.

For those of you who still don't see it. http://i.imgur.com/uK8Vd.jpg

[–]Wheelie_Bin_Laden 0 points1 point ago

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Most accurate depiction of him I have ever seen. Now we know why "some" people think he talked shit

[–]MajoraThief 0 points1 point ago

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Is that....a dog's anus?

[–]Howisdiscool 0 points1 point ago

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Pedophiles and beastialists is what reddit is.

[–]In_the_stars1 0 points1 point ago

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This is disturbing, yet can't seem to take my eyes off it.

[–]mistcane 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know if I should be proud or mad that I saw it :\

[–]k_thx_bai 0 points1 point ago

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jesus. in a dogs asshole. wondeful

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I knew god was probably an asshole

[–]S1kRR 0 points1 point ago

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Holier than thou.

[–]limer 0 points1 point ago

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DOG reversed is GOD ...makes sense now.

[–]mavstar 0 points1 point ago

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Can't explain that.

[–]mitis 0 points1 point ago

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I just googled reddit dog butt jesus to show my sister this picture.. and google had it as the top result. hehe