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[–]timmythetortuga 5 points6 points ago

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What the hell, man. NOW EVERYTHING FEELS LIKE GIANT SPIDERS.

[–]emarkd 3 points4 points ago

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Dammit.

[–]youterrifymemachine 2 points3 points ago

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Ooohhh Hell No!

[–]IridiumElement 1 point2 points ago

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Damn, now I am going to have the same irrational fear my sister has that makes her check the seat for spiders. FUUUU

[–]vanert[S] 4 points5 points ago

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Imagen if he sat down before checking.

[–]nomnomgardettos 1 point2 points ago

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AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T SIT

[–]zygglezax 1 point2 points ago

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After three times of seeing that, I had to shake my foot just to be sure.

[–]pathoszero 1 point2 points ago

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if i saw that, my need of a toilet wouldn't be necessary! i would literally crap myself and then set fire to the restroom!haha

[–]moto3500 4 points5 points ago

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i think burning down this restroom is the only logical thing to do in this situation.

[–]scseth 1 point2 points ago

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This happened to us in Thailand. The night hotel staff didn't believe us "we don't have big spiders in Thailand haha" until he came info our bathroom. Watching his reaction when he saw it was priceless.

[–]BlueBusDriver 1 point2 points ago

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This is how heroes are recognized.

[–]cjboomshaka 1 point2 points ago

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WHY?!? WHY POST THIS!?! I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO POOP IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM AGAIN NOW!

[–]bigplansisay 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone know where this was?

[–]topherclay 0 points1 point ago

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Notice there is also a second spider by the hinge.

Now notice the spider near your feet that you also missed.

[–]vanert[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I only saw the two, not the one by the foott O_O

[–]MatthewEdward 0 points1 point ago

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It's things like this that make me wonder how anyone could ever sit on a toilet without first looking to see if the seat was down.

[–]1990Ksimp 0 points1 point ago

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KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[–]Nighshade586 0 points1 point ago

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No, this is how buildings are burnt to the ground.

[–]Sandman34 0 points1 point ago

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I will kill you and your children for posting this

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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warning please!

[–]Mordecai_Fluke 1 point2 points ago

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But the title of it stated that this is how phobias are formed. A phobia is an irrational and powerful fear of something. This fairly obviously means that the content is going to be something scary or creepy. You can't click on a title like that an honestly expect sunshine and rainbows, can you?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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well some people are scared of snakes, i love them,

[–]MisSigsFan -3 points-2 points ago

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NOPE! Chuck Testa.

[–]EyeH8uxinfiniteplus1 0 points1 point ago

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No. Just.... no....

[–]vanert[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yes yes yes!