ALWAYS CHECK.

Billy_Reuben · 10 months

This will hit the front page. Assholes will pucker. Behaviors will be permanently changed.

Solypsys · 10 months

Good thing I poop standing up.

ViniTheHat · 10 months

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

iSkiLoneTree · 10 months

So glad I live this far north.

vonmehr · 10 months

WHERE WAS THIS SO I KNOW NEVER TO GO THERE

fantastic_mr_f · 10 months

I didnt even notice the second spider at the back the first few times I watched it

teamSODA · 10 months

This is TERRIFYING. I hope this place was promptly burned to the ground.

Scunt_Brundi · 10 months

Sit down to poop. Spider jumps from under toilet lid onto my dick. It's many eyes meet mine. Coexist. Spidercock zen.

mulduvar · 10 months

Looks fake. Calm down guys.

IOIOOIIOIO · 10 months

Someone find the video, I want to hear the hysterical screaming.

B_S_O_D · 10 months

http://i.imgur.com/XnehW.gif

tjb0607 · 10 months

[NSFL]

Leela_of_Disapproval · 10 months

bleeonfire · 10 months

NOPE.

LucyNapolitano · 10 months

Thank you, I am never going to shit again.

Afro-Ninja · 10 months

ctrl +f: 83 occurrences of 'NOPE'

RarelyRelevant · 10 months

This should be a Reddit PSA. Seriously had a patient lose a testicle due to a SPIDER BITE on his testicle. Now, I always check.

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EMBigMoose · 10 months

Nope

monstrodinessa · 10 months

I am scarred for life. No more public restrooms, ever.

julian7761 · 10 months

You just Ruined my pooping forever

Tappen_Zee · 10 months

NUKE IT FROM SPACE!

Nikoras · 10 months

Must be in Australia.

conanarama · 10 months

Unfortunately, I experienced something similar. Not a spider leaping at me, but spiders taking over a bathroom and using it as their fort. About 10 years ago a group up us went Canoeing in Boundary Waters. One day we got adventurous and canoed over the border into Canada. Bathroom break! We found two wooden port-o-potties and took turns. One of my friends and I went first. I pee without a care in the world, reach over to grab a piece of toilet paper and pause. Then I shriek. There was a giant spider, nearly as big as the one in the video that leaps, chillin' out over the tp roll. I hop up, toss on my pants and haul ass out of there. On my way out I see another large spider lurking on the wall behind the toilet...where I was just sitting! Right then I hear my friend in the other toilet let out a blood-curdling scream. Yup, she had a few spiders in her bathroom as well.

internetsuperstar · 10 months

Looks like it's back to shitting in the sink for me.

Thandor · 10 months

MOTHER OF GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!

a_modest_proposal · 10 months

Fuck you! I'm taking a shit right now, I did not need to see that!

uberpwnage · 10 months

Well, I just made a new habit.. btw I hate you op.

Khiraji · 10 months

Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms

ekw808 · 10 months

So was this guy about to film himself taking a piss??

superwinner · 10 months

fake, 3d spiders

beatsss · 10 months

This actually happened to my boyfriend, when you hear "AAAHH!!! BABE HELP!" coming from the bathroom you're actually quite glad to see a spider. I told him to just pee on it but then he looked up at me and in the tiniest voice said: "b-but.... I have to poo."

pikatsu · 10 months

Well, fuck.

kilick000 · 10 months

You just ruined my life.

WhatMyWifeIsThinking · 10 months

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

sobbing

"Fuck, fuck!"

mild laughter at me typing this into the comment box

"Fuck, fuck!"

the rest is incoherent

waskonator · 10 months

Thanks for all the upvotes.

Sorry about the nightmares.

hokieflea · 10 months

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

ascotttoney · 10 months

Well, I'm never shitting again.

[deleted] · 10 months

r_spiders_link just got some new fucking material.

momentsofinertia · 10 months

ಠ_ಠ how does shit like this get on the front page?

quintinza · 10 months

OKAY, so who else noticed the second spider sitting at the other end of the toilet, waiting...

Yes, this is a double team.

[deleted] · 10 months

THAT FUCKER JUST JUMPED ON HIS SHOE. IT JUMPED. ONTO HIS SHOE.

Now I understand why everyone uses their feet to do anything in the bathroom; needless to say, I'll never use my hands in a bathroom to do anything but touch my junk.

[deleted] · 10 months

OH GOD there's another one on the back of the toilet.

Necrophelic · 10 months

I just developed a phobia.

indiefilmsrme · 10 months

Well folks that's enough internet for the day and it's 9:28 am.

10 months

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Lyeta · 10 months

fuck fuck fuck fuck. god why are there two of them. oh god.

LestrDaBootyMolestr · 10 months

Blast it with ejaculate!!

bestfriendz · 10 months

NIGHTMARE FUEL

Audio-didact · 10 months

What fresh hell is this... Where was that filmed?

sry110 · 10 months

I don't like that sort of thing

dacheeze · 10 months

It jumped on his fucking foot. What the fuck. Enough Reddit for today.

FilterOutBullshit3 · 10 months

That's it. I'm only shitting in the shower from now on.

apriloneil · 10 months

Great. Now I'm afraid of both toilet snake and toilet spiders..

guitar7887 · 10 months

FUCK THAT. FUCK THAT WITH ALL THE FUCK I HAVE LEFT. this is an EXCELLENT excuse to use for any women who want to bitch about us leaving the seat up. and i will continue to leave the seat up for as long as i live.....because of this gif.

Basebro · 10 months

Shit son, just minutes ago I finally ended a hour long siege by a big ass spider in my room. I ended up destroying the majority of my room while running around like a scared little girl just trying to kill the thing. It was a fucking cold war of me trying to maneuver into striking position and then running away like a sissy the moment it reacted.

A fucking hour of being scared shitless ending in me almost pissing myself during the killing blow

AND THE FIRST THING I CLICK AFTER I FINALLY KILL THE BASTARD IS THIS

WHY

Do you hate me? Have I wronged you in some way?

[deleted] · 10 months

In Australia, is this?

joeylou · 10 months

Just lucky I'm a girl and girls only ever go to the bathroom to talk to other girls or reapply make up.

'Coz Fuck that!

tehwhitewolf · 10 months

There's TWO fucking spiders.

morriscode · 10 months

My uncle has a cabin in northern Michigan that they use for hunting. It's a 3 bedroom cabin but has no indoor facilities. It does have an outhouse. The cabin is only used seasonally. Well about 12 years ago he went up to hunt as normal, went in and got the cabin ready for everyone to show up and went outside to take a shit.

When he sat down he was attacked and bitten in the nutsack by one or more wolf spiders. Then ended up making their nest just on the underside of the toilet seat.

He ended up being hospitalized. The wolf spider is poisonous but not lethal. I've always checked every seat since then, this story has always been in the back of my mind every time I've used a toilet for 12 years.

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